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What Captain America Looks Like!

2010-06-04T00:38:00.000-04:00

Did Marvel hire BP execs to run things? Because all of a sudden, images from the studio's next two movies are leaking all over the place!

We already showed you those pics of Chris Hemsworth as the Thunder God in next May's Thor that made their way online, and earlier there was that verbal description of the designs for Captain America's outfit. But then Ain't It Cool News got hold of the actual Cap images that everyone was talking about!

Full pic after the jump!

Only In Russia: Funny Book Jackets.

2010-04-25T15:38:00.000-04:00

Imagine yourself on a public bus. There’s some free time on your way and you take out your book just to busy yourself with something. And now what will all the people around you do? Sure everyone will try to have a secret look at the text you’re reading or at least at a cover of a book in your hands. Now you have a good chance to play a trick on them all. All you need is just a funny book jacket and surrounding people will be shocked or at least surprised. So here’s a small collection of such covers.

How to explain your child that you’re going to sell him. More than 3 000 000 books sold over the world (and twice more children).

Stifling a cat in 15 seconds. From the authors of “Plucking a turtle out” and “Shortening a grass snake”.

So you have leprosy. Reference book for a patient. Hundred answers for hundred questions not taking into consideration “Oh God, why me exactly?!”

How to attract attention while reading a strange book. A new book from the author of one of the previous books.

Where to wash oneself in the Moscow (St. Petersburg) subway?

“War and Peace” in comics

The bald. Who are they and what can they give to the world?

Preparing for vacation. Learning filthy Finnish language in seven days

Methods of removing appendicitis with an enema at home.

Toenails. Do you really need them?

Actions of self-defense at sales. With discounts from 50%

Boyfriend from a chewing gum. + bonus patterns.

Turn away! I’m reading.

Basic course in quantum phisics and striptease.

Pair socks. Myth or reality?

What to put on going to library?

400 words of three letters.

Hookah made of a bicycle pump.

How to take pleasure in examinations?

Business negotiations in a karaoke bar. 37 rules of success.

The Only Ways You Can Get Lucky In A Strip Club

2010-04-19T00:26:00.002-04:00

It’s every guy’s dream while at a strip club. It’s also every guy’s complete idiotic delusion. “Oh she’s definitely into me.” “She’s giving me her number!” “I’m so getting laid.” No. No you’re not. You have absolutely zero chance at having sex with the strippers at the strip clubyou are currently visiting.

I’m still amazed that so many guys get sucked into this stuff. Fellas, they are doing their jobs. They are there to make money. They are not there to blow you, have sex with you, or call you a dick. They are there to be nice, strip, and make money. That is all. So while you think these woman dig you, they don’t.

However, I’m here to rescue all you guys from your wallets. If you really want to have sex with a hot stripper, here are the five realistic ways you will accomplish this feat…

You spend tons of Money

Let’s be realistic here. Your average Joe has about zero shot at actually getting laid at a strip club. However, if you have a super amount of money to spend then you just never know. Clearly the champagne room is your best shot but honestly fellas, you’re looking at probably 5 grand or even more just to do what you probably could if you got drunk enough and hit on some ugly chick. I mean is it really worth it? Probably not.

You Own the Strip Club

Dare I say “testing” the merchandise? I’m sure, in fact positive there are some seedy ass strip clubs out there where some under the table dirty deeds are done between employee and boss. Not that I’d ever want to be a part of that but like I said, there has to be plenty of instances of this around.

You Too Are a Hot Stripper

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little mixing of business and pleasure. Oh and I’m referring to female strippers so fellas, don’t get any ideas here.

You are a Celebrity (Actor or Rock Star or Athlete)

This kind of falls in line with the money thing but not all famous people are rich. And if you happen to be famous a stripper might very well use her sexual powers to try and get herself into the limelight as well.

You Get Extremely Lucky at That Particular Moment

I’ve seen it happen. You just never know. Maybe once or twice a year all of us experience moments that are too good to be true. So with the right moment and timing, you just might find a stripper at her most vulnerable moments where she feels like giving you a little more than just a lap dance.

[Uncoached]

Opera Mini For The iPhone: An Honest Review

2010-04-15T23:59:00.000-04:00

Ok, everyone seems to be very happy to see a browser with a known name on the App Store. And sure, this app is good, but not ok. It doesn't seem to recognize iPhone-friendly sites. it just loads the mobile version or the full version; some famous sites are not rendered very well, just try and load Gizmodo and you'll notice. The interface is beautiful, I may add; speed dial seems to fasten the process of casually browsing, and sure, it's faster doing some things, but remember that the sites you visit are compresed on a server before being brought to you, that means some sites won't have up-to-date info from time to time. Finally, Opera is a good browser, and hey! It's free. Use it for casual reading, this is where you'll find it useful, as you don't care that much on the layout of the page, just the info. It won't replace Safari.

Windows Phone 7 ~~Series~~, you're next.

Overall score: 3 stars out of five.

Competitive Advertising

2010-04-11T00:25:00.003-04:00

From BMW to Audi

Congratulatios to Audi for winning
South African Car of the Year 2006

From the Winner of
World Car of the Year 2006

From Audi to BMW

Congratulations to BMW for winning
World Car of the Year 2006

From the Winner of SIX CONSECUTIVES
Le Mans 24 Hours Races
2000 – 2006

From Subaru to BMW and Audi

Well done to Audi and BMW for Winning the “beauty contest”

From the winner of the 2006 International Engine of the Year

From Bentley to BMW , Audi and Subaru

iPad: Smashed. Money: Wasted. I: Sad.

2010-04-04T17:09:00.000-04:00

I don't want to go into the conversation whether what you did is wrong or right. It's your own problem what you do with your money. But please explain me what exactly are you trying to prove here. Is it that apple sucks? iPad sucks? World sucks. Nothing to prove? By the way I am not sarcastic I just honestly want to understand the reason of this video. Kay thnx bye.

2010-03-19T23:09:00.000-04:00

Many anti-smoking ads in the past are rather gruesome with rotten body parts that terrified people. Those messages are straight forward in showing the final consequences if continue to smoke. Now these ads have gone into a different approach where they are creative and inspiring to look at. In your opinion, which is a more effective method?

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via [10 Steps]

My Mom's On Facebook

2010-03-18T20:12:00.001-04:00

I thank God my mom doesn't even use the PC. Let your nightmares follow you with this video:

The Internet By The Numbers

2010-03-02T20:35:00.000-04:00

WOW! Facebook pretty much Owns the Internet.

JESS3 / The State of The Internet from Jesse Thomas on Vimeo.

Deciding Where To Go Drinking

2010-03-02T20:19:00.000-04:00

My Dog. Maybe.

Normally when we met with our friends, most people have a bar by default. This bar is always going out of inertia and is often called "Same-place-as-always". Where is it? Same-place-as-always. I wont be surprise if they actually name a bar like that. If I ever open up a bar, it'll be named like that. Ours is called "Blue" (catchy, isn't it? Yes, it's even blue) Where was I? Oh yeah, this avoids having to decide which of the seven hundred sixty-nine bars in a ten mile radius we should go today. But one day you get tired of always seeing the same faces and the waiters, to the extent that even the waiters know what you are going to order. Yes, because there's like a pressure that makes you ask the same drink, you know it even tastes weird just to think of changing your usual drink:

- "No, I don't feel like having beer today, I want an Orange Fanta
- "A Fanta? Is there something wrong with you today?"
- "Can't i order a Fanta now?"
- "Erm... yes ... but it's because you always ask for beer ..."
- "So? I want a Fanta today"
- "You sure?"
- "No, just bring me the damn beer."

Never go much the same bar with a hesitant guy, or these things will end up happening. Then for a change of scenery and for the undecided to take a quiet Fanta without remorse of conscience, it's decided to change bar. And that's where the problems come. Which one to go? Who decides? How to change a routine so... rutinary? And this is when it occurs ... Badabing! The ordeal of choosing a bar!

In every group of friends there is always someone more determined, more willing to take command and contribute ideas. Not me, you want to go to Hell, and I'm sure as hell I'll go with you and call shotgun! Normally, the other guys on the group, maybe because the don't like or maybe they don;t think at all, are doing well to have someone decide for all of us. But there is always this... excuse-of-a-guy that objects about everything.Thus, every new bar that is mentioned is a new change for this guy to say anything. And I mean anything:

- "What if we go to El Tanque?"
- "Not that one, my ex frequents that one and i don't want to bump into her"
- "What about Lufferoo?"
- "Not that one, that place smells weird"
- "What if we go to Abalon, then?"
- "Not that one, expensive as hell dude!"
- "Then let's go to Oitap."
- "Not that one either. There are pink flying elephants trying to get me on that one."
- "Wait, WHAT???"
- "What?" You don't see them? "

Who Wants To Play Some Video Games?

2010-02-28T17:39:00.002-04:00

God: The Truth

2010-02-24T00:12:00.000-04:00

Let's be honest guys, believers an no-believers are practically the same:

Fun Facts

2010-02-23T23:59:00.002-04:00

[theduty]

Instant Website! Just Add Water!

2010-02-14T12:31:00.000-04:00

“I don’t understand. I gave you the content yesterday. Why isn’t the site online?”

[Clients From Hell]

The Real Universal Tool

2010-02-12T18:31:00.000-04:00

As a man of many places, I tend to read a lot. That gives me the edge on everything, from social stuff and as far as a techie situation. You can think of it as a Google-Search-Mcgyver. Only that I apply it on real life. Here is one of my favorite tools I use to reset the router, open the DVD tray, pin holes, as a pin, create wounds, kill boredom, and even hold papers together!

[Manolith]

Valentine's Day Is Almost Here (Again? This Sucks!)

2010-02-12T18:25:00.000-04:00

Yes, Valentine’s Day is almost here, so let this serve as a not-so-subtle reminder to those of you who may have “forgotten.” You still have two days to find some flowers…Although, if you’ve waited this long, diamonds might be a more appropriate choice. While you run off to your nearest shopping center and do your thing, the rest of us will sit back, think of those we love, and examine a few graphs about the love-it-or-hate-it holiday of St. Valentine.

Valentine’s Day Probabilities
Graph by: BigFatGuy,via GraphJam builder.

Who Benefits from Valentine’s Day
Graph by: LOLJoel via Graph Jam Builder

Valentine’s Day Gifts
Graph by: jwjudd, via GraphJam builder.

Finally WWF! That's How You Do Campaigns. Seriously!

2010-02-10T23:58:00.000-04:00

Just when I thought WWF had lost its touch (did they have one in the first place?) they come up with this. Simple, straight to the point, in eveyone's language, good piece of Ad.

[inspire me now]

I'm Just Sayin'

2010-01-29T00:41:00.000-04:00

No, seriously!

[theduty]

Yahoo! Answers Or Yahoo Sexual Problems?

2010-01-28T19:34:00.000-04:00

Reality sucks... is a hilarious way.

The Best Photo Of Haiti Yet

2010-01-27T12:41:00.000-04:00

You have seen countless before, but this one is special. Kiki was rescued after 8 days and came out smiling. "[...] I was smiling because I was alive." Awesome.

Also, to all the motherfucking news channels not mentioning Dominican Republic when talking about the help Haiti is receiving : FUCK YOU!

...that is all.

Here You Have It Folks

2010-01-26T17:43:00.000-04:00

[Image]

Wait... That's what you were expecting... right? No, move along then.

[Pidjin]

So...

2010-01-25T23:28:00.000-04:00

Now, do you STILL need reasons to go to Ibiza?

Trapped Under Rubble In Haiti? There's An App For That

2010-01-21T02:44:00.000-04:00

Usually, when someone says their iPhone is a life saver, they are talking about the phone helping them find a good takeout spot or an emergency bathroom.

When Dan Woolley says it, he really means it. He used a medical app saved on his phone to treat a leg injury after the Hotel Montana inPort-au-Prince collapsed around him.

Woolley, who is from Colorado Springs, is one of the Americans who survived the massive earthquake that hit Haiti last week, and he did it with an iPhone application. Woolley is now recovering at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, but it was his fast actions with the app that may have saved his life.

Woolley used the light from his iPhone to show him his injuries and diagnosed it properly as a broken foot. Then, he used the instructions from the app to treat the excessive bleeding from cuts on his legs and the back of his head.

Woolley used his shirt to tie off the three-inch gash that was opened on his leg and a sock to bandage the back of his head. He said he also looked up ways to stop from going into shock.

"I kind of had some time to do some self-diagnosis down there," Woolley said. "God was with me."

Not bad for a film producer who was in Haiti filming a documentary on efforts to help the nation's poverty-stricken children.

Woolley also used his camera to take pictures of the surrounding rubble to piece together a way out. He eventually took refuge in an elevator shaft until rescue crews found him 65 hours after the earthquake.

"I took pictures all around me, then I would hold up the back of the camera to me and I could see what the picture was of a little," he said. "I was able to find an elevator in one of the pictures and that is where I decided to hobble to be in a more safe location."

On Tuesday, Woolley told The Today Show he knew he was going to die and decided to write a journal on his notepad to his wife and young kids in the event someone found his corpse under the rubble.

"I was in a big accident. Don't be upset at God. He always provides for his children even in hard times," Woolley wrote in the dim light. "I'm still praying that God will get me out but he may not but He will always take care of ya."

[N B C]

Transylvania Airlines We Suck, And We Know It.

2010-01-19T17:54:00.001-04:00

I really hope to see these if they ever use a plane in Daybreakers. or at least in real life. Who knows? Maybe there really are sparkly vampires and one that only knows the word "SOOKIE!!" I kid, I kid. I like True Blood.

[The Duty]

So, What's Apple's January 27th Event? Let Us Explain

2010-01-18T23:52:00.001-04:00

The new "clue" is here. Some of the rumors were really true. iSlate, iTablet, Tabletmac, iDontknowwhatscomingbutit'scoming. How many names are there? Enough? I thought so. Some sites got an invitation to Apple's new event and, as always, yes, I'm looking at you Gizmodo, my favorite blog for tech that has me sitting on the edge of my seat with these tablet news (no, seriously). The thing is, some of those tech sites are speculating stuff from an invite which has led us to nowhere, even though I really liked the tag line: "The first 30 years where just the beginning; heck! that was even my wallpaper for a couple of months, well, until the year in course decided to flunk on me and invite 2008 to the house.

Without further ado, let this image tell you what's really coming from this January: "Come and see our latest creation" event: