Since we receive new jobs throughout the month, we occasionally send out Job Blasts so you can jump on new opportunities quickly. Feel free to forward this email to someone you know who may be qualified for these positions.

Our Healthcare Specialists can be reached at 410-785-6313.

Endovascular Operating Room Coordinator - Job #1091
Experience: Charge/supervisory/coordinator, endovascular
Location: MD
Compensation: $60-80K plus benefits

Nurse Manager, Operating Room - Job #1122
Experience: OR, supervisory/management, BSN, CNOR
Location: CT
Compensation: $95-125K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Manager, Oncology - Job #1121
Experience: Oncology, management, BSN, MSN preferred
Location: CT
Compensation: $95-125K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Wound Ostomy Nurse - Job #1151
Experience: Wound care, WOCN
Location: MD
Compensation: $70-80K plus benefits

Director of Education - Job #1040
Experience: Adult education, masters, management
Location: MD
Compensation: $95-105K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Educator, Med/Surg - Job #1126
Experience: Med/surg, educator, MSN
Location: NY
Compensation: $89-96K plus benefits

Emergency Department Nurse Manager - Job #1102
Experience: Management, critical care
Location: AZ
Compensation: $78-82K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Family Nurse Practitioner - Urgent Care - Job #1119
Experience: APN, NP
Location: GA
Compensation: $70-85K plus bonus and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant - General Observation Unit - Job #970
Experience: NP, surgical
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Relocating?

Life Search Technologies has partnerships with a network of recruiters across the country. If you have an interest in making a change to another position or another part of the country, please let us know. We can introduce you to over 200 open postions.
This newsletter was sent to you, our Health Care professionals, as a means of keeping you abreast of current job openings, responsibilities, and compensation. Your name was added to this newsletter following a conversation with one of our recruiters or upon receipt of your resume from one of our job postings.

Please contact us via phone or email if you or someone you know has an interest in finding out more about one of these positions. Phone: 410-785-6313

“What can a recruiter do for me?”

We will …

Conduct a confidential search for you so you don’t have to take time out of your workday to hunt for new opportunities
Gather the details of the position before you decide to apply
Present your resume directly to the hiring authorities rather than through a website
Prepare you for the interview
Explore different areas across the nation to prepare you for a relocation
Give you open and honest feedback to help you work through critical moments in your career

So, What’s Out There?

The following represents a sampling of our current positions. If you know of someone who may be interested in one of these positions, please free to forward this message along to them. We love referrals!

* Indicates New Job to this Newsletter

Eastern Region

*Account Manager - Job #1149
Experience: Sales, lab
Location: NJ/PA
Compensation: $75-$90K plus car allowance and expenses

Chromatography Field Application Engineer -
Job #1116
Experience: Membrane chromatography
Location: MA
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

*Field Application Scientist - Job #1148
Experience: FAS, reagents, instrumentation
Location: MA
Compensation: $75-$100K plus bonus, benefits, and expenses

Field Application Specialist - Job #1080
Experience: Reagents, instrumentation, PhD
Location: MD
Compensation: $75-100K plus bonus, benefits and expenses

Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1051
Experience: Capital equipment sales, automation/robotics, genomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-130K plus company car and expenses

*Sales Representative - Job #1147
Experience: Sales, distribution
Location: NY/NJ
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance and expenses

Strategic Account Manager - Job #1055
Experience: Sales, cellular & protein assays
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1144
Experience: Sales, chromatography, lab
Location: VA
Compensation: $80-100K plus company car or car allowance and expenses

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1140
Experience: Sales, capital equipment, DNA sequencing
Location: MA
Compensation: $125-135K plus car reimbursement and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1032
Experience: Sales, reagents
Location: WDC/MD
Compensation: $90-110K plus mileage and expenses

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1134
Experience: Sales, fluorescent reagents, flow cytometry
Location: MD
Compensation: $100-150K plus stock options and expenses

*Validation Manager - Job #1117
Experience: Field service, analytical instrumentation, chemistry
Location: PA
Compensation: $80-100K plus expenses

Central/South Region

Chromatography Field Application Engineer - Job #1116
Experience: Membrane chromatography
Location: NC
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

Marketing Manager - Job #1111
Experience: Marketing, management, biology
Location: MO
Compensation: $90-100K plus expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

*Sales Representative - Job #1118
Experience: Sales, microarray
Location: KY
Compensation: $75-80K plus expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #1110
Experience: Product management, cell biology
Location: MO
Compensation: $80-85K plus expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #1093
Experience: Product management, instrumentation, consumables, RNAI
Location: CO
Compensation: $80-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #1061
Experience: Instrumentation, consumables, sample prep
Location: WI & China
Compensation: $70-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1108
Experience: Sales, capital equipment, lab/bench, test instrumentation
Location: OH, KY, IN, WV
Compensation: $65-$75K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Western Region

Field Application Scientist - Job #1109
Experience: Analytical instrument software, HPLC, sales/technical support
Location: CA
Compensation: $80-95K plus car allowance and expenses

*Field Application Scientist - Job #1137
Experience: Capital equipment application, automation/liquid handling
Location: CA
Compensation: $80-85K plus bonus and expenses

Field Application Specialist - Job #1092
Experience: RNA technology, presentation skills
Location: CA
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1103
Experience: Sales, molecular biology
Location: CA
Compensation: $90-100K plus company car and expenses

Canada

*Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1150
Experience: Capital equipment sales, genomics, automation/robotics
Location: CN
Compensation: $110-$130K plus company car and expenses

Relocating?

Life Search Technologies has partnerships with a network of recruiters across the country. If you have an interest in making a change to another position or another part of the country, please let us know.

“What can a recruiter do for me?”

We will …

Conduct a confidential search for you so you don’t have to take time out of your workday to hunt for new opportunities
Gather the details of the position before you decide to apply
Present your resume directly to the hiring authorities rather than through a website
Prepare you for the interview
Explore different areas across the nation to prepare you for a relocation
Give you open and honest feedback to help you work through critical moments in your career

So, What’s Out There?

The following represents a sampling of our current positions. If you know of someone who may be interested in one of these positions, please free to forward this message along to them. We love referrals!

*Indicates New Job to this Newsletter

Surgical Services

Ambulatory Surgery Center Nurse Manager - Job #983
Experience: Surgery, management
Location: MD
Compensation: Salary commensurate with experience

Clinical Leader, Operating Room - Job #768
Experience: Clinical OR, Bachelor’s Degree
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-85K plus benefits

*Director, Surgical Services - Job #1129
Experience: OR, management, BSN preferred
Location: SC
Compensation: $65-75K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Endovascular Operating Room Coordiantor - Job #1091
Experience: Charge/supervisory/coordinator, endovascular
Location: MD
Compensation: $60-80K plus benefits

Nurse Manager, Cardio Vascular Surgery - Job #496
Experience: Cardio, management, BSN, Masters preferred
Location: NY
Compensation: $110-120K plus relocation assistance

Operating Room Nurse Manager - Job #984
Experience: OR, management, BSN
Location: MD
Compensation: $85-100K plus benefits and possible relocation

*Nurse Manager, Operating Room - Job #1122
Experience: OR, supervisory/management, BSN, CNOR
Location: CT
Compensation: $95-125K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Nurse Manager, Operating Room - Job #1128
Experience: OR, management, BSN and MSN
Location: MD
Compensation: $95-135K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Perioperative Nurse Manager - Job #1127
Experience: OR, leadership, BSN
Location: OH
Compensation: $70-98K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Med/Surg

Assistant Clinical Nurse Manager - Job #1015
Experience: Clinical, managment, BSN preferred
Location: RI
Compensation: $70-75K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Nurse Director - Med/Surg - Job #1106
Experience: Med/surg, management, BSN
Location: NY
Compensation: $83-86K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Manager, Oncology - Job #532
Experience: Management, OCN preferred, BSN
Location: MD
Compensation: $85-95K plus benefits

*Nurse Manager, Oncology - Job #1121
Experience: Oncology, management, BSN, MSN preferred
Location: CT
Compensation: $95-125K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Critical Care

*Nurse Manager, Pediatric Intensive Care Unit - Job #1094
Experience: Management, PICU, BSN, Masters preferred
Location: NY
Compensation: $95-102K plus benefits

QA/Infection Control

Quality Coordinator - Job #1075
Experience: Quality management/improvement, BSN & CPHQ preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-95K plus benefits

Senior Infection Control Coordinator - Job #533
Experience: Infection control, supervisory, BS
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-90K plus possible relocation assistance

Educators/Advanced Practice

*Clinical Nurse Specialist, PICU - Job #1095
Experience: Educator, PICU, MSN
Location: NY
Compensation: $85-92K plus benefits

Director of Education - Job #1040
Experience: Adult education, masters, management
Location: MD
Compensation: $95-105K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Educator/CNS - Operating Room - Job #822
Experience: Surgical services, anesthesia, teaching, BSN, Masters preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $75-85K plus benefits

*Nurse Educator, Diabetes - Job #1125
Experience: Certified diabetes educator & insulin pump trainer, MSN preferred
Location: NY
Compensation: $85-93K plus benefits

*Nurse Educator, Med/Surg - Job #1099
Experience: Med/surg, preceptor/mentor, BSN
Location: MD
Compensation: $70-75K plus benefits

*Nurse Educator, Med/Surg - Job #1126
Experience: Med/surg, educator, MSN
Location: NY
Compensation: $89-96K plus benefits

Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner

Cardiac Intermediate Unit Hospitalist - Job #924
Experience: inpatient, cardiac, PA-C, NP
Location: NC
Compensation: $90-105K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Cardiovascular Physician Assistant - Job #899
Experience: Cardiology, EVH preferred
Location: NY
Compensation: $110-139K plus benefits

Family Nurse Practitioner - Job #949
Experience: CRNP, women’s health
Location: PA
Compensation: $70-80K plus benefits

Family Nurse Practitioner - Job #937
Experience: NP, bilingual preferred
Location: DE
Compensation: $90-100K plus benefits

*Family Nurse Practitioner - Job #1120
Experience: APN, NP
Location: GA
Compensation: $70-85K plus bonus and relocation assistance

*Family Nurse Practitioner - Urgent Care - Job #1119
Experience: APN, NP
Location: GA
Compensation: $70-85K plus bonus and relocation assistance

Hospitalist: Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner - Job #923
Experience: Inpatient, PA-C, NP
Location: NC
Compensation: $85-100K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner - Neuro-Oncology - Job #1011
Experience: NP, APRN, neuro-oncology
Location: RI
Compensation: $80-85K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant - General Observation Unit - Job #970
Experience: NP, surgical
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant - Pediatric ICU - Job #968
Experience: NP/PA, pediatric
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-$90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant-Respiratory Intermediate Unit - Job #969
Experience: NP/PA, respiratory
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Physician Assistant, Cardiology - Job #829
Experience: PA-C, cardiology, BS preferred
Location: NY
Compensation: $70-85K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

Physician Assistant - Cardiovascular - Job #1014
Experience: PA-C, cardiovascular, BS preferred
Location: RI
Compensation: $70-75K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner - Emergency Services - Job #848
Experience: PA/NP license, ER
Location: NY
Compensation: $75-80K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner - Midwife - Job #849
Experience: PA/NP license, midwifery
Location: NY
Compensation: $70-90K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner - Trauma - Job #967
Experience: PA/NP, surgery, ICU
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Radiology

Special Procedure Supervisor - Job #922
Experience:A.R.R.T, technologist, management
Location: MD
Compensation: $49-79K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Informatics

Nurse Informatics Specialist - Job #927
Experience: Clinical software applications, acute care, Masters preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $74-75K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Coding Manager HIM Department - Job #1114
Experience: Coding, management, CCS, RHIT
Location: MD
Compensation: $85-95K plus benefits

Laboratory Medicine

Director of Laboratory - Job #1074
Experience: Hospital lab management, MT certification, masters preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $120-130K plus benefits and relocation assistance

RN Midwife

Certified Nurse MidWife - Job #950
Experience: RN Midwife
Location: PA
Compensation: $70-80K plus benefits

Other

*Medical Records Manager - Job #1124
Experience: RHIA or RHIT with 4 year degree
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-$85K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Physician Recruitment Manager - Job #1006
Experience: Physician sales, BS
Location: MD
Compensation: $90-100K plus benefits, company car, and expenses

“What can a recruiter do for me?”

We will …

Conduct a confidential search for you so you don’t have to take time out of your workday to hunt for new opportunities
Gather the details of the position before you decide to apply
Present your resume directly to the hiring authorities rather than through a website
Prepare you for the interview
Explore different areas across the nation to prepare you for a relocation
Give you open and honest feedback to help you work through critical moments in your career

So, What’s Out There?

The following represents a sampling of our current positions. If you know of someone who may be interested in one of these positions, please free to forward this message along to them. We love referrals!

* Indicates New Job to this Newsletter

Eastern Region

*Chromatography Field Application Engineer -
Job #1116
Experience: Membrane chromatography
Location: MA
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

Field Application Specialist - Job #1080
Experience: Reagents, instrumentation, PhD
Location: MD
Compensation: $75-100K plus bonus, benefits and expenses

Instrumentation Sales Representative - Job #1087
Experience: Sales, chemistry, instrumentation
Location: NJ
Compensation: $100-140K plus company car, expenses, and benefits

Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1051
Experience: Capital equipment sales, automation/robotics, genomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-130K plus company car and expenses

Strategic Account Manager - Job #1055
Experience: Sales, cellular & protein assays
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1115
Experience: Sales, reagents, immunology
Location: MD
Compensation: $100-120K plus expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1032
Experience: Sales, reagents
Location: WDC/MD
Compensation: $90-110K plus mileage and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1079
Experience: Sales, molecular biology
Location: MA
Compensation: $120-$140 plus company car and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1078
Experience: Sales, lab, instrumentation
Location: NY
Compensation: $100-120K plus car allowance and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1058
Experience: Chemistry, instrumentation, HPLC
Location: MA
Compensation: $70-85K plus company car and expenses

Central/South Region

*Chromatography Field Application Engineer - Job #1116
Experience: Membrane chromatography
Location: NC
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

*Director of Sales - Job #1098
Experience: Field-based management, direct & distribution sales
Location: WI
Compensation: $200-225K plus benefits, expenses, and relocation assistance

*Marketing Manager - Job #1111
Experience: Marketing, management, genomics, biology
Location: MO
Compensation: $90-100K plus expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

Sales Specialist - Job #1086
Experience: Sales, capital equipment, lab
Location: NC
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance and expenses

*Technical Product Manager - Job #1110
Experience: Product management, lab instrumentation & consumables
Location: MO
Compensation: $80-85K plus expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #1093
Experience: Product management, instrumentation, consumables, RNAI
Location: CO
Compensation: $80-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #1061
Experience: Instrumentation, consumables, sample prep
Location: WI & China
Compensation: $70-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

Technical Sales Account Manager - Job #1090
Experience: Sales, capital equipment, imaging instrumentation
Location: TX
Compensation: $95-110K plus car allowance and expenses

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1108
Experience: Sales, capital equipment, lab/bench, test instrumentation
Location: OH, KY, IN, WV
Compensation: $65-$75K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1097
Experience: Sales, instrumentation, consumables
Location: GA
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

Western Region

*Field Application Scientist - Job #1109
Experience: Analytical instrument software, HPLC, sales/technical support
Location: CA
Compensation: $80-95K plus car allowance and expenses

Field Application Scientist - Job #1063
Experience: Microcalorimetry, presentation skills
Location: UT
Compensation: $80-100K plus expenses and relocation assistance

Field Application Specialist - Job #1092
Experience: RNA technology, presentation skills
Location: CA
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

*Field Service Engineer - Job #1104
Experience: Analytical instrumentation, HPLC
Location: CA
Compensation: $60-70K plus bonus, car allowance and expenses

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1103
Experience: Sales, molecular biology
Location: CA
Compensation: $90-100K plus company car and expenses

In this publication of the Biotechnology Job Newsletter, we’ve added Sales positions, FAS positions as well as an Executive Level Sales Management position.

Life Search Technologies’ Biotechnology Division specializes in matching qualified candidates with leading companies throughout the United States. We place qualified candidates in positions for Sales, Marketing and Scientific Professionals.
Our Biotech Specialists can be reached at 410-785-6313.

“What can a recruiter do for me?”

We will …
• Conduct a confidential search for you so you don’t have to take time out of your workday to hunt for new opportunities
• Gather the details of the position before you decide to apply
• Present your resume directly to the hiring authorities rather than through a website
• Prepare you for the interview
• Explore different areas across the nation to prepare you for a relocation
• Give you open and honest feedback to help you work through critical moments in your career

So, What’s Out There?
The following represents a sampling of our current positions. If you know of someone who may be interested in one of these positions, please free to forward this message along to them. We love referrals!

* Indicates New Job to this Newsletter
Eastern Region

Field Application Specialist - Job #1080
Experience: Reagents, instrumentation, PhD
Location: MD
Compensation: $75-100K plus bonus, benefits and expenses

*Instrumentation Sales Representative - Job #1087
Experience: Sales, chemistry, instrumentation
Location: NJ
Compensation: $100-140K plus company car, expenses, and benefits

Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1051
Experience: Capital equipment sales, automation/robotics, genomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-130K plus company car and expenses

*Strategic Account Manager - Job #1055
Experience: Sales, cellular & protein assays
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1032
Experience: Sales, reagents
Location: WDC/MD
Compensation: $90-110K plus mileage and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1079
Experience: Sales, molecular biology
Location: MA
Compensation: $120-$140 plus company car and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1078
Experience: Sales, lab, instrumentation
Location: NY
Compensation: $100-120K plus car allowance and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1058
Experience: Chemistry, instrumentation, HPLC
Location: MA
Compensation: $70-85K plus company car and expenses
Central/South Region

*Account Manager - Job #1045
Experience: Sales, laboratory animals
Location: TX
Compensation: $80-90K plus car allowance and expenses

*Director of Sales - Job #1098
Experience: Field-based management, direct & distribution sales
Location: WI
Compensation: $200-225K plus benefits, expenses, and relocation assistance

Field Application Scientist - Job #1073
Experience: Field application, reagents, instrumentation
Location: TX
Compensation: $75-90K plus bonus, benefits, and expenses

*Sales Specialist - Job #1086
Experience: Sales, capital equipment, lab
Location: NC
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance and expenses

*Technical Product Manager - Job #1093
Experience: Product management, instrumentation, consumables, RNAI
Location: CO
Compensation: $80-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #1061
Experience: Instrumentation, consumables, sample prep
Location: WI & China
Compensation: $70-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

*Technical Sales Account Manager - Job #1091
Experience: Sales, capital equipment, imaging instrumentation
Location: TX
Compensation: $95-110K plus car allowance and expenses

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1097
Experience: Sales, instrumentation, consumables
Location: GA
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

Technical Product Manager - Job #955
Experience: Lab market instrumentation and consumables, product management
Location: WI
Compensation: $70-85K plus bonus, expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

Western Region

Field Application Scientist - Job #1063
Experience: Microcalorimetry, presentation skills
Location: UT
Compensation: $80-100K plus expenses and relocation assistance

*Field Application Specialist - Job #1092
Experience: RNA technology, presentation skills
Location: CA
Compensation: $80-100K plus car allowance and expenses

Instrumentation Sales - Job #1041
Experience: Sales, optical imaging
Location: CA
Compensation: $150-160K plus car allowance, expenses, and relocation assistance

Relocating?

Life Search Technologies has partnerships with a network of recruiters across the country. If you have an interest in making a change to another position or another part of the country, please let us know.

This newsletter was sent to you, our Biotech/Life Science professionals, as a means of keeping you abreast of current job openings, responsibilities, and compensation. Your name was added to this newsletter following a conversation with one of our Biotech Specialists.

Please contact us via phone or email if you or someone you know has an interest in finding out more about one of these positions.

“What can a recruiter do for me?”

We will …

Conduct a confidential search for you so you don’t have to take time out of your workday to hunt for new opportunities
Gather the details of the position before you decide to apply
Present your resume directly to the hiring authorities rather than through a website
Prepare you for the interview
Explore different areas across the nation to prepare you for a relocation
Give you open and honest feedback to help you work through critical moments in your career

So, What’s Out There?

The following represents a sampling of our current positions. If you know of someone who may be interested in one of these positions, please free to forward this message along to them. We love referrals!

* Indicates New Job to this Newsletter

Eastern Region

*Field Application Specialist - Job #1080
Experience: Reagents, instrumentation, PhD
Location: MD
Compensation: $75-100K plus bonus, benefits and expenses

Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

*Field Service Engineer - Job #1072
Experience: Lab instrumentation support, HPLC, LC/MS
Location: NJ
Compensation: $55-60K plus company car or car allowance

Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1051
Experience: Capital equipment sales, automation/robotics, genomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-130K plus company car and expenses

Strategic Account Manager - Job #1055
Experience: Sales, cellular and protein assays, proteomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1032
Experience: Sales, reagents
Location: WDC/MD
Compensation: $90-110K plus mileage and expenses

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1079
Experience: Sales, molecular biology
Location: MA
Compensation: $120-$140 plus company car and expenses

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1078
Experience: Sales, lab, instrumentation
Location: NY
Compensation: $100-120K plus car allowance and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1060
Experience: Microbiology, food & beverage/waste water, filtration
Location: East Coast
Compensation: $100-110K plus car allowance and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1058
Experience: Chemistry, instrumentation, HPLC
Location: MA
Compensation: $70-85K plus company car and expenses

Central/South Region

*Field Application Scientist - Job #1073
Experience: Field application, reagents, instrumentation
Location: TX
Compensation: $75-90K plus bonus, benefits, and expenses

Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

Technical Product Manager - Job #1061
Experience: Instrumentation, consumables, sample prep
Location: WI & China
Compensation: $70-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #955
Experience: Lab market instrumentation and consumables, product management
Location: WI
Compensation: $70-85K plus bonus, expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1066
Experience: Sales, molecular biology, genomics
Location: IL
Compensation: $100-110K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Western Region

Biopharmaceutical Sales Representative - Job #953
Experience: Biopharma/pharma sales, bioprocess sales
Location: CA
Compensation: $110-120K plus company car and expenses

Field Application Scientist - Job #1063
Experience: Microcalorimetry, presentation skills
Location: UT
Compensation: $80-100K plus expenses and relocation assistance

Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

Instrumentation Sales - Job #1041
Experience: Sales, optical imaging
Location: CA
Compensation: $150-160K plus car allowance, expenses, and relocation assistance

Sales Representative - Job #1017
Experience: Sales, instrumentation
Location: CA
Compensation: $100-110K plus company car and expenses

Canada

Technical Instrumentation Sales Representative - Job #933
Experience: Sales, bioimaging
Location: ON
Compensation: $130-150K U.S. plus company car and expenses

Relocating?

Life Search Technologies has partnerships with a network of recruiters across the country. If you have an interest in making a change to another position or another part of the country, please let us know.

“What can a recruiter do for me?”

We will …

- Conduct a confidential search for you so you don’t have to take time out of your workday to hunt for new opportunities
- Gather the details of the position before you decide to apply
- Present your resume directly to the hiring authorities rather than through a website
- Prepare you for the interview
- Explore different areas across the nation to prepare you for a relocation
- Give you open and honest feedback to help you work through critical moments in your career

So, What’s Out There?

The following represents a sampling of our current positions. If you know of someone who may be interested in one of these positions, please free to forward this message along to them. We love referrals!

*Indicates New Job to this Newsletter

Surgical Services

Ambulatory Surgery Center Nurse Manager - Job #983
Experience: Surgery, management
Location: MD
Compensation: Salary commensurate with experience

Clinical Leader, Operating Room - Job #768
Experience: Clinical OR, Bachelor’s Degree
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-85K plus benefits

*Director of Surgical Services - Job #1062
Experience: OR, RN, masters, management
Location: PA
Compensation: $90-100K plus benefits

Neurosurgical Coordinator - Job #797
Experience: OR, craniotomies, leadership
Location: MD
Compensation: $60-80K plus benefits

Nurse Manager, Cardio Vascular Surgery - Job #496
Experience: Cardio, management, BSN, Masters preferred
Location: NY
Compensation: $110-120K plus relocation assistance

Operating Room Nurse Manager - Job #984
Experience: OR, management, BSN
Location: MD
Compensation: $85-100K plus benefits and possible relocation

*Patient Care Manager - Perioperative - Job #1033
Experience: Management, Surgery, BSN, Masters a plus
Location: NY
Compensation: $100-110K plus benefits

Med/Surg

Assistant Clinical Nurse Manager - Job #1015
Experience: Clinical, managment, BSN preferred
Location: RI
Compensation: $70-75K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Manager, Oncology - Job #532
Experience: Management, OCN preferred, BSN
Location: MD
Compensation: $85-95K plus benefits

*Nurse Manager, Patient Care - Job #1070
Experience: Med/surg, managment, BSN
Location: FL
Compensation: $66-99K plus benefits, bonus, and relocation assistance

Wound Ostomy Nurse (WOCN) - Job #756

Experience: Wound care, BS preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $70-80K plus benefits

Emergency Services

Director, Emergency Services - Job #981
Experience: Leadership, ER, BSN, Masters preferred
Location: GA
Compensation: $75-80K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Director of Emergency Services - Job #1068
Experience: ER director, Masters
Location: GA
Compensation: $90-130K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Critical Care

Nurse Manager, Cardiac Surgical ICU - Job #1026
Experience: Cardiac, management, MSN
Location: DC/MD
Compensation: $79-135K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Nurse Manager, Critical Care - Job #1069
Experience: Critical Care, management, BSN
Location: FL
Compensation: $66-99K plus benefits. bonus, and relocation assistance

Nurse Manager, ICU/CCU - Job #982
Experience: Leadership, ICU, BSN preferred
Location: GA
Compensation: $60-70K plus benefits

QA/Infection Control

*Quality Coordinator - Job #1075
Experience: Quality management/improvement, BSN & CPHQ preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-95K plus benefits

Senior Infection Control Coordinator - Job #533
Experience: Infection control, supervisory, BS
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-90K plus possible relocation assistance

Educators/Advanced Practice

Clinical Nurse Educator - Med/Surg
Experience: Educator, adult inpatient, BSN, MSN preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-90K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

*Clinical Nurse Specialist, ED - Job #1039
Experience: ER, Masters, CNS
Location: NY
Compensation: $90-95K plus benefits

*Director of Education - Job #1040
Experience: Adult education, masters, management
Location: MD
Compensation: $95-105K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Education Coordinator - Job #792
Experience: Clinical, BSN, Masters, preceptor/educator
Location: MD
Compensation: $75-85K plus benefits

Educator/CNS - Operating Room - Job #822
Experience: Surgical services, anesthesia, teaching, BSN, Masters preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $75-85K plus benefits

Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner

Cardiac Intermediate Unit Hospitalist - Job #924
Experience: inpatient, cardiac, PA-C, NP
Location: NC
Compensation: $90-105K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Cardiology Nurse Practitioner - Job #599
Experience: ACNP, cardiology
Location: MD
Compensation: $80-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Cardiovascular Physician Assistant - Job #899
Experience: Cardiology, EVH preferred
Location: NY
Compensation: $110-139K plus benefits

Chief Physician Assistant - Job #828
Experience: PA-C, leadership, BS
Location: RI
Compensation: $85-100K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

Family Nurse Practitioner - Job #949
Experience: CRNP, women’s health
Location: PA
Compensation: $70-80K plus benefits

Family Nurse Practitioner - Job #937
Experience: NP, bilingual preferred
Location: DE
Compensation: $90-100K plus benefits

Hospitalist: Physician Assistant - Job #943
Experience: Inpatient PA
Location: MD
Compensation: $85-90K plus benefits

Hospitalist: Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner - Job #923
Experience: Inpatient, PA-C, NP
Location: NC
Compensation: $85-100K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner - Neuro-Oncology - Job #1011
Experience: NP, APRN, neuro-oncology
Location: RI
Compensation: $80-85K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant - General Observation Unit - Job #970
Experience: NP, surgical
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant - General Practice - Job #1057
Experience: NP/PA, family practice
Location: AZ
Compensation: $75-80K plus bonus and housing allowance

Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant - Pediatric ICU - Job #968
Experience: NP/PA, pediatric
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-$90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant-Respiratory Intermediate Unit - Job #969
Experience: NP/PA, respiratory
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Nurse Practitioner - Weight Management - Job #1013
Experience: NP, APRN
Location: RI
Compensation: $80-85K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Orthopedic Physician Assistant - Job #888
Experience: PA-C, ortho
Location: MT
Compensation: $70-80K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

Physician Assistant, Cardiology - Job #829
Experience: PA-C, cardiology, BS preferred
Location: NY
Compensation: $70-85K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

Physician Assistant - Cardiovascular - Job #1014
Experience: PA-C, cardiovascular, BS preferred
Location: RI
Compensation: $70-75K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner - Emergency Services - Job #848
Experience: PA/NP license, ER
Location: NY
Compensation: $75-80K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner - Midwife - Job #849
Experience: PA/NP license, midwifery
Location: NY
Compensation: $70-90K plus benefits and possible relocation assistance

Physician Assistant/Nurse Practitioner - Trauma - Job #967
Experience: PA/NP, surgery, ICU
Location: NC
Compensation: $75-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Radiology

Special Procedure Supervisor - Job #922
Experience:A.R.R.T, technologist, management
Location: MD
Compensation: $49-79K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Informatics

Nurse Informatics Specialist - Job #927
Experience: Clinical software applications, acute care, Masters preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $74-75K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Executive

*Director of Regulatory Affairs - Job #1064
Experience: RN, masters, regulatory standards, management
Location: PA
Compensation: $65-85K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Laboratory Medicine

*Director of Laboratory - Job #1074
Experience: Hospital lab management, MT certification, masters preferred
Location: MD
Compensation: $120-130K plus benefits and relocation assistance

RN Midwife

Certified Nurse MidWife - Job #950
Experience: RN Midwife
Location: PA
Compensation: $70-80K plus benefits

Women’s/Children

Women’s Services Manager - Job #974
Experience: Management, L&D, M/B
Location: GA
Compensation: $80-90K plus benefits and relocation assistance

Other
*Physician Recruitment Manager - Job #1006
Experience: Physician sales, BS
Location: MD
Compensation: $90-100K plus benefits, company car, and expenses

“What can a recruiter do for me?”

We will …

Conduct a confidential search for you so you don’t have to take time out of your workday to hunt for new opportunities
Gather the details of the position before you decide to apply
Present your resume directly to the hiring authorities rather than through a website
Prepare you for the interview
Explore different areas across the nation to prepare you for a relocation
Give you open and honest feedback to help you work through critical moments in your career

So, What’s Out There?

The following represents a sampling of our current positions. If you know of someone who may be interested in one of these positions, please free to forward this message along to them. We love referrals!

* Indicates New Job to this Newsletter

Eastern Region

Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1051
Experience: Capital equipment sales, automation/robotics, genomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-130K plus company car and expenses

Product Marketing Manager - Job #1031
Experience: Protein Biochemistry applications, sales/marketing
Location: MA
Compensation: $100-120K plus benefits and expenses

Sales/Marketing Specialist - Job #998
Experience: HPLC, GPC, sales/marketing
Location: PA
Compensation: $80-85K plus expenses and benefits

Strategic Account Manager - Job #1055
Experience: Sales, cellular and protein assays, proteomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1032
Experience: Sales, reagents
Location: WDC/MD
Compensation: $90-110K plus mileage and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1060
Experience: Microbiology, food & beverage/waste water, filtration
Location: East Coast
Compensation: $100-110K plus car allowance and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #942
Experience: Instrumentation, capital equipment sales, imaging
Location: MD or NC
Compensation: $150-160K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1058
Experience: Chemistry, instrumentation, HPLC
Location: MA
Compensation: $70-85K plus company car and expenses

Technical Sales Representation - Job #1059
Experience: Chemistry, instrumentation, HPLC
Location: PA
Compensation: $70-85K plus company car and expenses

Central/South Region

Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1050
Experience: Capital equipment sales, chemistry, biochemistry
Location: NC,GA
Compensation: $105-115K plus expenses

Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1049
Experience: Capital equipment sales, chemistry, biochemistry
Location: TX
Compensation: $100-110K plus expenses

National Sales Manager - Job #1048
Experience: Field sales management
Location: WI
Compensation: $175-200K plus benefits, expenses, and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #1061
Experience: Instrumentation, consumables, sample prep
Location: WI & China
Compensation: $70-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #955
Experience: Lab market instrumentation and consumables, product management
Location: WI
Compensation: $70-85K plus bonus, expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1066
Experience: Sales, molecular biology, genomics
Location: IL
Compensation: $100-110K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Western Region

Biopharmaceutical Sales Representative - Job #953
Experience: Biopharma/pharma sales, bioprocess sales
Location: CA
Compensation: $110-120K plus company car and expenses

*Field Application Scientist - Job #1063
Experience: Microcalorimetry, presentation skills
Location: UT
Compensation: $80-100K plus expenses and relocation assistance

Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

Field Service Engineer - Automation - Job #961
Experience: Lab instrumentation service/support
Location: CA
Compensation: $60-70K plus car allowance

Instrumentation Sales - Job #1030
Experience: Capital equipment sales, DNA sequencing
Location: CA
Compensation: $125-135K plus expenses

Instrumentation Sales - Job #1041
Experience: Sales, optical imaging
Location: CA
Compensation: $150-160K plus car allowance, expenses, and relocation assistance

Sales Representative - Job #1017
Experience: Sales, instrumentation
Location: CA
Compensation: $100-110K plus company car and expenses

Canada

Technical Instrumentation Sales Representative - Job #933
Experience: Sales, bioimaging
Location: ON
Compensation: $130-150K U.S. plus company car and expenses

Relocating?

Life Search Technologies has partnerships with a network of recruiters across the country. If you have an interest in making a change to another position or another part of the country, please let us know

“What can a recruiter do for me?”
We will …

Conduct a confidential search for you so you don’t have to take time out of your workday to hunt for new opportunities
Gather the details of the position before you decide to apply
Present your resume directly to the hiring authorities rather than through a website
Prepare you for the interview
Explore different areas across the nation to prepare you for a relocation
Give you open and honest feedback to help you work through critical moments in your career

So, What’s Out There?

The following represents a sampling of our current positions. If you know of someone who may be interested in one of these positions, please free to forward this message along to them. We love referrals!

* Indicates New Job to this Newsletter

Eastern Region

Analytical Instrumentation Sales Representative -
Job #1023
Experience: Analytical instruments, chromatography, spectroscopy
Location: PA
Compensation: $100-120K plus car allowance or company car and expenses

CRO Sales Specialist - Job #1010
Experience: Scientific background, CRO
Location: MD, MA
Compensation: $120-125K plus car allowance and expenses

*Director of Marketing Communication - Job #1035
Experience: Marketing communication, management, branding
Location: NY
Compensation: $125-145K plus benefits and relocation assistance

*Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

*Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1051
Experience: Capital equipment sales, automation/robotics, genomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-130K plus company car and expenses

Product Marketing Manager - Job #1031
Experience: Protein Biochemistry applications, sales/marketing
Location: MA
Compensation: $100-120K plus benefits and expenses

Sales/Marketing Specialist - Job #998
Experience: HPLC, GPC, sales/marketing
Location: PA
Compensation: $80-85K plus expenses and benefits

*Strategic Account Manager - Job #1055
Experience: Sales, cellular and protein assays, proteomics
Location: MA
Compensation: $110-120K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

Technical Sales Representative - Job #1032
Experience: Sales, reagents
Location: WDC/MD
Compensation: $90-110K plus mileage and expenses

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1060
Experience: Microbiology, food & beverage/waste water, filtration
Location: East Coast
Compensation: $100-110K plus car allowance and expenses

Technical Sales Representative - Job #942
Experience: Instrumentation, capital equipment sales, imaging
Location: MD
Compensation: $150-160K plus car allowance, expenses, and benefits

*Technical Sales Representative - Job #1058
Experience: Chemistry, instrumentation, HPLC
Location: MA
Compensation: $70-85K plus company car and expenses

*Technical Sales Representation - Job #1059
Experience: Chemistry, instrumentation, HPLC
Location: PA
Compensation: $70-85K plus company car and expenses

Central/South Region

*Account Manager - Job #1045
Experience: Sales, lab animals
Location: TX
Compensation: $80-90K plus car allowance and expenses

*Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

*Field Service Engineer - Job #1038
Experience: Analytical instrumentation, HPLC
Location: GA
Compensation: $55-65K plus bonus, car allowance, and expenses

*Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1050
Experience: Capital equipment sales, chemistry, biochemistry
Location: NC,GA
Compensation: $105-115K plus expenses

*Instrumentation Sales Specialist - Job #1049
Experience: Capital equipment sales, chemistry, biochemistry
Location: TX
Compensation: $100-110K plus expenses

*National Sales Manager - Job #1048
Experience: Field sales management
Location: WI
Compensation: $175-200K plus benefits, expenses, and relocation assistance

Technical Marketing Manager - Job #965
Experience: Product management, global marketing, life sciences
Location: WI
Compensation: $110-125K plus bonus, expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

*Technical Product Manager - Job #1061
Experience: Instrumentation, consumables, sample prep
Location: WI & China
Compensation: $70-90K plus bonus, expenses, benefits and relocation assistance

Technical Product Manager - Job #955
Experience: Lab market instrumentation and consumables, product management
Location: WI
Compensation: $70-85K plus bonus, expenses, benefits, and relocation assistance

Western Region

Biopharmaceutical Sales Representative - Job #953
Experience: Biopharma/pharma sales, bioprocess sales
Location: CA
Compensation: $110-120K plus company car and expenses

Field Application Scientist - Job #771
Experience: Material science, microcalorimetry
Location: UT
Compensation: $80-100K plus expenses

*Field Product Manager - Job #1054
Experience: Product management, filtration products, purification
Location: Anywhere in U.S.
Compensation: $75-85K plus performance bonus, expenses, and benefits

*Field Service Engineer - Automation - Job #961
Experience: Lab instrumentation service/support
Location: CA
Compensation: $60-70K plus car allowance

Instrumentation Sales - Job #1030
Experience: Capital equipment sales, DNA sequencing
Location: CA
Compensation: $125-135K plus expenses

*Instrumentation Sales - Job #1041
Experience: Sales, optical imaging
Location: CA
Compensation: $150-160K plus car allowance, expenses, and relocation assistance

Sales Representative - Job #1017
Experience: Sales, instrumentation
Location: CA
Compensation: $100-110K plus company car and expenses

Canada

Technical Instrumentation Sales Representative - Job #933
Experience: Sales, bioimaging
Location: ON
Compensation: $130-150K U.S. plus company car and expenses

Relocating?

Life Search Technologies has partnerships with a network of recruiters across the country. If you have an interest in making a change to another position or another part of the country, please let us know.

This newsletter was sent to you, our Biotech/Life Science professionals, as a means of keeping you abreast of current job openings, responsibilities, and compensation.

“I’m not wanted in this state.”

“How many young women work here?”

“I didn’t steal it; I just borrowed it.”

“You touch somebody and they call it sexual harassment!”

“I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”

Believe it or not, the above statements weren’t overhead in bars or random conversations — they were said in job interviews.

Maybe you were nervous, you thought the employer would appreciate your honesty, or maybe you just have no boundaries. Whatever the reason, you can be certain that you shouldn’t tell an interviewer that it’s probably best if they don’t do a background check on you. (And yes, the hiring manager remembered you said that.)

We asked hiring managers to share the craziest things they’ve heard from applicants in an interview. Some are laugh-out-loud hysterical, others are jaw dropping — the majority are both. To be sure, they will relieve anyone who has ever said something unfortunate at a job interview — and simply amuse the rest of you.

Hiring managers shared these 43 memorable interview responses:

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Why did you leave your last job?

“I have a problem with authority.” - Carrie Rocha, COO of HousingLink

Tell us about a problem you had with a co-worker and how you resolved it

“The resolution was we were both fired.”- Jason Shindler, CEO, Curvine Web Solutions

What kind of computer software have you used?

“Computers? Are those the black boxes that sit on the floor next to the desks? My boss has one of those. He uses it. I don’t have one. He just gives me my schedule and I follow it.” - Greg Szymanski, director of human resources, Geonerco Management, Inc

What are your hobbies and interests?

“[He said] ‘Well, as you can see, I’m a young, virile man and I’m single — if you ladies know what I’m saying.’ Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, ‘I particularly like blondes.’” - Petri R.J. Darby, president, darbyDarnit Public Relations

Why should we hire you?

“I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time.” - Bill McGowan, founder, Clarity Media Group

Do you have any questions?

“If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?” - Megan Garnett, Articulate Leadership Team, Articulate Communications Inc.

“What do you want me to do if I cannot walk to work if it’s raining? Can you pick me up?” - Christine Pechstein, career coach

“I was a Chamber of Commerce Executive once hiring a secretary. [The candidate asked] ‘What does a Chamber of Commerce do?’” - Mary Kurek, Mary Kurek, Inc. Visibility Consulting

“Can we wrap this up fairly quickly? I have someplace I have to go.” - Bruce Campbell, vice president of marketing, Clare Computer Solutions

“What is your company’s policy on Monday absences?” - Campbell

“If this doesn’t work out can I call you to go out sometime?” - Christine Bolzan, founder of Graduate Career Coaching

“How big do the bonuses really get once you make associate? I hear it’s some serious cash.” - Bolzan

“[The candidate asked,] ‘Can my dad call you to talk about the job and the training program? He is really upset I’m not going to medical school and wants someone to explain the Wall Street path to him.’ The dad did call. Then that dad’s friends called and I ended up doing a conference call with a group of concerned parents … long story.” - Bolzan

“If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?” - Bolzan

“When you do background checks on candidates, do things like public drunkenness arrests come up?” - Bolzan

“Can I get a tour of the breast pumping room? I heard you have a great one here and while I don’t plan on having children for at least 10 or 12 years, I will definitely breast feed and would want to use that room.”- Bolzan

“So, how much do they pay you for doing these interviews?” — Jodi R.R. Smith, Mannersmith Etiquette Consulting

Why are you leaving your current job?

“Because I (expletive) my pants every time I enter the building.” - Abbe Mortimore, Human Resources Manager, True Textiles, Inc.

“I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger management classes.” - Smith

Why are you looking for a job?

“Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job.” - Pechstein

“My parents told me I need to get a job so that is why I’m here.” - McGowan

Why do you want to work for us?

“Just for the benefits.” - Jennifer Juergens, JJ Communications

“My old boss didn’t like me, so one day, I just left and never came back. And here I am!” - Matt Cowall, communications manager, Appia Communications

“I saw the job posted on Twitter and thought, why not?” - Rebecca Gertsmark Oren, Communications Director at The Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity

What are your assets? (as in strengths)

“Well, I do own a bike.” - Pam Venné, principal, The Venné Group

What are your weaknesses?

“I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won’t get mad at you.” - Pechstein

“I had a job candidate tell me that she often oversleeps and has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.” - Linda Yaffe, certified executive coach

“I am an alcoholic and do not deserve this job.” - Deb Bailey, owner, Power Women Magazine & Radio Show

“I’m really not a big learner. You know … some people love learning and are always picking up new things, but that’s just not me. I’d much rather work at a place where the job is pretty stagnant and doesn’t change a lot.” — Michaele Charles, Voice Communications

When have you demonstrated leadership skills?

“Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that.” - Rachel Croce

Is there anything else I should know about you?

“You should probably know I mud wrestle on the weekends.” - Venne

When can you start?

“I need to check with my mom on that one.” - Bolzan

Use three adjectives to describe yourself

“I hate questions like this.” - Katrina Meistering, manager of outreach, National Fatherhood Initiative

Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it

“I stole some equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement.” - Meistering

Have you submitted your two weeks’ notice to your current employer?

“What is two weeks’ notice? I’ve never quit a job before, I’ve always been fired.” - Meistering