Epic Carnival

The Grand Finale: Bags, Sculptures & Shoes

2009-07-09T15:30:00.005-04:00

Chromed out bags for a hassle-free commuteTheme park rides that push the limits of common senseBattle of the Bikini Ass: Mena Suvari vs. Jessica AlbaThe biggest boobs sculpture in the worldTramp Stamp TuesdayGreatest way to break up everA new hottie soccer wife!Jarah Mariano is looking goodBritney goes Barbie for Candie'sNatalie Imbruglia bikini candidsHelp feed the Post-College ChildrenCrazy

Today's Carnival Princess: Victoria Silvstedt

2009-07-09T15:00:00.002-04:00

Victoria Silvstedt. What can I say about her? She was born to wear a bikini. And since she is fulfilling her duty by wearing one here in St. Tropez I am awarding her today's title of Epic Carnival Princess. Bravo, Victoria, bravo.

Videos of Old School Batman dancing because I need a laugh

2009-07-09T14:30:00.002-04:00

Here are videos of Batman dancing and providing further proof that Adam West's Batman was the greatest incarnation of Batman ever.

The 10 best/most annoying "Angry German Kid" videos

2009-07-09T14:00:00.002-04:00

I'm sure all of you remember the infamous "Angry German Kid" video. It was of some little annoying boy who got pretty pissed at his computer. What ensued after that were a bunch of funny mixes created by internet people. I decided to weed all them out for a top 10.

Danielle Lloyd moves up in the WAG Rankings

2009-07-09T13:00:00.002-04:00

Nothing like a little hand and hair bra action to get our attention and if there's one thing serial WAG Danielle Lloyd knows how to do well, it's get the male of the species' attention...

A tremendous collection of 30 celebrity legs pictures

2009-07-09T12:30:00.002-04:00

We've all established that every day is a boob day so that doesn't count. But today? Today I'm in a leggish kind of a mood. And not just any legs: Celebrity legs.

Spectator takes a drive to the kiester

2009-07-09T12:00:00.002-04:00

Sure golf might seem like a low action sport but if you're standing along the fairway you better keep your head on a swivel otherwise you might end up taking a drive in the ass like this chucklehead.

Tom Brady's wife did a photo shoot

2009-07-09T11:00:00.002-04:00

So Gisele Bundchen did this photo shoot for some guy named Craig McDean this year. Apparently he specializes in really blurry pictures. If I had known that was all it took to become a famous photog and get people like the most well-paid supermodel in the world to pose in a leather bra for me I would have chosen a much different career path.

Intermission: Deny

2009-07-09T10:30:00.007-04:00

Lebron got dunked on; Nike confiscates video footage"What's a Cleveland Steamer?" & other great sex ed questionsRunning of the Idiots happening againSerena breaks down "The Grunt"Salma Hayek cleavage compilationBest album cover ever?Happy birthday, Sophia BushThe Web's best 2 Girls, 1 Cup parodiesEmma Watson has a wardrobe malfunctionJustin and Jessica are losing itJonas Brothers, This Is Your

Rampage Jackson dry humps female reporter

2009-07-09T10:00:00.003-04:00

Rampage Jackson, not exactly known as one of the more stable people in sports, was being interviewed the other day by an attractive female reporter when he suddenly decides that the best course of action after she suggests that the two of them star in a romantic comedy together was to damn near sexually assault her on camera. H/T: Cage Potato

Top 10 funniest homosexuals in film

2009-07-09T09:30:00.002-04:00

In anticipation of Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen's movie about a flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion journalist, I'd like to draw up a list of one thing that unites people on all side of the gay marriage/gays in the military/gay adaption/can gays vote debate, the one thing that gets the KKK and the GLAAD rolling on the floor in laughter: The homosexual buffoon in film.

Le Tour de Femmes: Babes on bicycles

2009-07-09T09:00:00.001-04:00

Despite all of Lance Armstrong's heroic awesomeness, he is not a naked woman. So to make up for that unfortunate fact, we've put together a skintastic collection of sexy babes on bicycles, many of whom seem to be completely naked.

The 10 best videos of people falling down steps/escalators

2009-07-09T08:00:00.005-04:00

Tuesday I brought you a list of videos of people being jacked in the head with various balls and gathering by the response, you all are a bunch of sick people who like to see people get hurt. As do I. Nice to meetcha! So I thought, "What else would these miscreants like to watch? Hey, how about people losing their balance and falling down flights of stairs and/or escalators?" And so here we stand

Bollywood babes are the bomb

2009-07-09T07:30:00.001-04:00

There are more gorgeous actresses in Bollywood than there are in Hollywood these days. Freida Pinto of Slumdog Millionaire and former Miss World Aishwarya Rai are some of the best known in the US.

Florida International Cheerleading Team SAVED!

2009-07-09T07:00:00.001-04:00

Just a couple weeks ago the school announced that cheerleading and marching band were being eliminated due to budget issues. The young ladies didn't take the news and go home crying. They got busy raising money with bikini car washes and blood drives.

The Grand Finale: Tunes, Bikinis & Jugs

2009-07-08T15:30:00.007-04:00

Ceiling fan sound system - Tunes that blowThe Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash TeamLorena Bernal: WAG Watch #11Megan Fox in the new Jennifer's Body trailerLaura Dore is hot Texan tottyEagles benchwarmer has a hot babe fanThe hottest WAGs of the 2009 MLB All-Star GameHoly jugs, Batman! Look at Katy PerryKatie Price is starting The Katie Price FoundationHow will you remember Steve McNair?Natalie

Today's Carnival Princess: Jennifer Aniston

2009-07-08T15:00:00.002-04:00

I figured if Elle magazine thought enough of Jennifer Aniston to take these pictures of her for their magazine, then well, darn it, she should be Today's Epic Carnival Princess. Nicely done, Jen...

60 sexy tube sock girls

2009-07-08T14:30:00.002-04:00

If stockings make a woman look elegantly sexy, then tube socks are stockings' hot younger sister. There's just something about seeing a girl with her socks pulled up past the knee that drives a man wild

The 10 funniest video game nerd freakouts of all-time

2009-07-08T14:00:00.002-04:00

After seeing these ten videos, I think you'll agree that there is absolutely no concrete evidence whatsoever that video games are the cause any kind of stress or mental aggression.

Cristiano Ronaldo has another new girlfriend

2009-07-08T13:00:00.004-04:00

The last time we saw Cristiano Ronaldo with a woman it was Paris Hilton (yeah, ewww). But now reports are surfacing that he is dating a model named Raffaella Fico. You know, the chick who put her virginity up for auction less than a year ago for one million euros. Yeah, that one. Well, it looks like she hit the jackpot. And it would be remiss of me to not show you the babe that Ronaldo is

Items that should not be available 'USED' on Amazon

2009-07-08T12:30:00.001-04:00

Searching Amazon we found massive discounts when looking for items like: a Ford F-150, a couch and a ceiling fixture. Then we stumbled on a few that might be a bit much.

Andy Roddick to the beer pong table

2009-07-08T12:00:00.001-04:00

Andy Roddick played his heart out in the Wimbledon finals, but fell short again to Roger Federer. Maybe Roddick would have better luck on the beer pong table.

Brooklyn Decker & Andy Roddick did some shopping

2009-07-08T11:00:00.002-04:00

It's so rare for us to get some candid shots of superdupermodel Brooklyn Decker it was nice to see her and Wimbledon runner-up Andy Roddick out in Soho getting in some shopping the other day. Now if we can just get her to do some shopping while wearing a bikini we'll really have something...

Intermission: Go exercise

2009-07-08T10:30:00.011-04:00

The weirdest exercise video you will see this weekSmart ass kidsWoW Freakout Kid video #3: The Birthday TruckUmmm... Non-alcoholic vodka?The King of Pop and the sports figures he inspiredNew episode of House Arrest with Andy Dick The sex lives of male hookersViagra-laced coffee is the best part of waking upEasy come, easy go for some athletes and loveMinor League team to give away liposuction

Have another drink, Erik Estrada...

2009-07-08T10:00:00.003-04:00

Erik Estrada, who was kinda famous like 30 years ago for you youngsters, recently sang the 7th inning stretch over at Wrigley and sat down for what one could call a very odd interview in which he discussed, among other things, child pornography and Ron Jeremy's junk. Do I smell a comeback for Mr. Estrada??! H/T: FanIQ