Engrish.com https://engrish.com Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world! Fri, 04 Sep 2026 07:46:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.4 Some men prefer extraction mouth… https://engrish.com/2026/09/some-men-prefer-extraction-mouth/ https://engrish.com/2026/09/some-men-prefer-extraction-mouth/#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2026 11:00:23 +0000 https://engrish.com/?p=26620   I’m surprised it took 50 years to pass forbidden law… Photo courtesy of Marie Buda. Cigarette vending machine in Japan.

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I’m surprised it took 50 years to pass forbidden law…

Photo courtesy of Marie Buda.
Cigarette vending machine in Japan.

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]]> https://engrish.com/2026/09/some-men-prefer-extraction-mouth/feed/ 1 When sanitarians have power… https://engrish.com/2026/09/when-sanitarians-have-power/ https://engrish.com/2026/09/when-sanitarians-have-power/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2026 11:00:48 +0000 https://engrish.com/?p=26617 Formerly known as sponge… Photo courtesy of Matt Carroll.

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Formerly known as sponge…

Photo courtesy of Matt Carroll.

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]]> https://engrish.com/2026/09/when-sanitarians-have-power/feed/ 7 We’re gonna need a bigger shock collar… https://engrish.com/2026/09/were-gonna-need-a-bigger-shock-collar/ https://engrish.com/2026/09/were-gonna-need-a-bigger-shock-collar/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2026 11:00:46 +0000 https://engrish.com/?p=26614 You get what you pay for at the shelter… Photo courtesy of Magne Haraldstad. Tshirt found in Japan. 

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You get what you pay for at the shelter…

Photo courtesy of Magne Haraldstad.
Tshirt found in Japan. 

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]]> https://engrish.com/2026/09/were-gonna-need-a-bigger-shock-collar/feed/ 5 Did you mean rerax? https://engrish.com/2026/08/did-you-mean-rerax/ https://engrish.com/2026/08/did-you-mean-rerax/#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2026 11:00:07 +0000 https://engrish.com/?p=26608 Keep it refligerated… Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber. Spotted in Japan. 

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Keep it refligerated…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted in Japan. 

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]]> https://engrish.com/2026/08/did-you-mean-rerax/feed/ 6 That’s what she said… https://engrish.com/2026/08/thats-what-she-said-7/ https://engrish.com/2026/08/thats-what-she-said-7/#comments Fri, 28 Aug 2026 11:00:47 +0000 https://engrish.com/?p=26605 We’re not gonna make it, are we… Photo courtesy of LF.

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We’re not gonna make it, are we…

Photo courtesy of LF.

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]]> https://engrish.com/2026/08/thats-what-she-said-7/feed/ 9 Did I leave my flush drive in the stall? https://engrish.com/2026/08/did-i-leave-my-flush-drive-in-the-stall/ https://engrish.com/2026/08/did-i-leave-my-flush-drive-in-the-stall/#comments Thu, 27 Aug 2026 11:00:58 +0000 https://engrish.com/?p=26602 I only farted. It was a flush in the pan… Photo courtesy of Leander K. Spotted in China. 

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I only farted. It was a flush in the pan…

Photo courtesy of Leander K.
Spotted in China. 

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]]> https://engrish.com/2026/08/did-i-leave-my-flush-drive-in-the-stall/feed/ 7 I could tell she was sweet on me… https://engrish.com/2026/08/i-could-tell-she-was-sweet-on-me/ https://engrish.com/2026/08/i-could-tell-she-was-sweet-on-me/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2026 11:00:58 +0000 https://engrish.com/?p=26599 Normally I keep my eyes peeled but this is ridiculous… Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller. Tea packet found in Japan. 

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Normally I keep my eyes peeled but this is ridiculous…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
Tea packet found in Japan. 

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