However, there are more than just this one ad with the roller skating babies. Have you seen the Evian baby that moonwalks? Or what about the Evian baby who break dances? All very creepy videos. But you sick freaks love it.

Here is the Evian baby collection for you all to enjoy….

Evian Roller Skating Babies

Evian Break Dancing Baby

Evian Moonwalking Baby

Jaime came out and said it was all a prank on her twitter profile. Im going to believe her, over Perez.

Anyway, here are some wallpapers of the gorgeous Jaime Pressly.

The second purpose with censor bars in clips is to get you intrigued. What exactly is behind those censor bars? Are the girls really naked, or do they have some sort of underwear on. If I watch closely, will I see the slightest hint of nipple? Will I actually get to see if all hair has been removed from that body?

Ultimately, the answer is a big fat NO. You never get to see it. Even doing a search to find the clips “without the censor bars” always ends in a miserable fail.

Enjoy the clips.

Naked Girls Get Interrupted

Make The Girls Dance

Toe Jam Video Clip

Save The Ta Ta’s

The Fleshlight is basically a sex toy that looks like a torch and guys fuck it. Or they have their partner fuck them with it. Effectively, it is a enhanced way to jerk off. Here is a delightful image of the toy, so you have a better idea.

See, it looks like a pink vagina. Don’t ask me how you clean it because I do not know, nor do I want to know.

The guys over at Fleshlight are now cashing in on the whole vampire craze and have created a new toy called Succu Dry. Im assuming it is a play on the words ‘Suck You Dry’. This fleshlight is shaped like a mouth with teeth exposed. A couple of fangs thrown in for good measure and you are now getting a headjob from a vampire.

This one looks like a can of energy drink so you can have this baby sitting on your office desk and when the need arises to nut one out, you can take it off to the toilet and no one will be none the wiser. Just don’t mistakenly drink it. Gross.

Sometimes viral video’s bore me to tears. This one didnt. Enjoy.

This video has gone viral in a big way on the internet. These attention whores are no different from any of the other attention whore on the internet. They do something stupid, film it, throw it on YouTube in the hope of cashing in on it.

Don’t sit there and say “How would they make money from it?” I guarantee that they have had phone calls from TV stations who are asking them to come on and reenact the whole thing and throw a small amount of cash at them. Or they are offered a free trip and accommodation to appear on some sort of crappy breakfast TV show. Has Oprah called them yet? I bet that bitch has.

This isn’t the first wedding video that has gone viral either. I think I have seen about 200 videos of the “happy couple” getting up to dance and they start off all slow and romantic, suddenly the CD skips to a different song like Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot. The bride and groom stop, look at the DJ in anger, shrug their shoulders and start break dancing. How about someone comes up with something original? Why hasn’t anyone sent a coffin flying down a slip-and-slide sending the corpse into the grave at a funeral? Now that would make a great fucking viral video. Or what about a white couple are in a hospital and the chick is giving birth. The baby comes out and is black! Where the hell is that viral video? That is the kind of video that will actually be funny!

Look, at the end of the day, all the people in this video are pretty ugly. This must have been the only way that they knew people would want to watch their video…..

Here is a small collection of pics of her sourced from around the web and a couple of videos. Enjoy.

This is just a small sample, but you can see more here. (these images are copyright and are borrowed from PicDesk.com.au)

Enjoy the wallpapers. Just click on the image to get the full size.

Too many people think that screensavers are rubbish, but I think they are awesome. My workplace (Enemy of Average does not pay the bills!) has the standard, boring Windows screensaver. That damn Windows logo pops around the screen and bores me to tears. So, I set myself a mission to find the best screensavers on the web. And here they are…..

POLARCLOCK
Polar Clock is a very cool screensaver. Each ring moves around your desktop to complete a circle. The outside ring is counting the seconds and each ring moves into the final ring, which is the month, completing a full calendar. Easily one of my favorite screensavers due to its simple design and uber sexiness.
Available for: WINDOWS, MAC & iPhone

HOLDING PATTERN
Just like looking out of the window of a plane. Every time your screensaver kicks in, you will get a new view from your seat. The plane glides smoothly across the sky as you take in the beautiful scenery.
Available for: MAC & WINDOWS

FLYING TOASTERS
Many, many moons ago a company called Berkeley Systems released a software package which was just screensavers called After Dark (you can still get it from Amazon). There was a lot of them, but one of the most popular of these, and the icon screensaver for the company was called Flying Toasters. Now, you can go retro and download it for free.
Available for: WINDOWS & MAC

HAND WRITTEN CLOCK
This one is cool because the numbers are handwritten, with a hand coming in each time to write the new number. This includes seconds!
Available for: WINDOWS

DROPCLOCK
Dropclock is dead sexy. Every minute of real time is numerically expressed with heavy Helvetica dropping into water in super slow-motion. The Dropclock screensaver is FREE to try and if you do love it, then you can purchase it for just $15.00
Available for: WINDOWS & MAC

FLIPCLOCK
Have you noticed that I have a bit of a thing for clocks in this post? Flip Clock is my current screensaver as I type this. Based on the old fashioned flip clocks, it reads your computers time and displays it as your screensaver.
Available for: MAC & WINDOWS

FAARCLOCK
Some might say that FaarClock is a little dull and boring, and they may be right. But I like FaarClock purely for its simplicity. Plus, when you walk past your computer you see the time!
Available for: WINDOWS

TWINGLY
Twingly visualizes the global blog activity. Forget RSS readers where you see only what you’re interested in. With Twingly screensaver you get a 24/7 stream of all (viewer discretion advised) blog activity, straight to your screen.
Available for: WINDOWS

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
Feared the world over is Microsoft’s Blue Screen of Death. And now it’s available as a screensaver. When the Blue Screen of Death screensaver kicks in, it randomly creates BSOD error messages. Funnily, this download is from the Microsoft website!
Available for: WINDOWS (why not MAC?)

FIREFLIES
This one was too pretty too leave out. Fireflies fly around your screen. You can set how quick, how many, what colors and more. This is an awesome screensaver.
Available for: WINDOWS, MAC & LINUX

ELECTRIC SHEEP
Hypnotic. This is the best way to describe the Electric Sheep screensaver. Thousands of computers are connected together and when they ’sleep’, the computers communicate with each other by the internet to share the work of creating morphing abstract animations known as “sheep”. The result is a collective “android dream”, paying homage to Philip K. Dick’s novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. When you see “sheep” that you like, you vote for it using your keyboard. Popular sheep live longer and reproduce according to a genetic algorithm with mutation and cross-over!
Available for: WINDOWS, MAC & LINUX

FIRE
Set your monitor ablaze with the Fire Screensaver. As this screensaver comes on, it sets your monitor on fire with crackling fire sounds.
Available for: WINDOWS

UNIQLOCK
Nothing sexier than a bunch of Japanese girls dancing around on your screen, is there? In between dances, a clock pops up to show you the time before the screensaver brings up another group of dancing Japanese girls. When you visit the link, you will need to click the menu to the left of screen to get to access the downloads page.
Available for: WINDOWS, MAC & MOBILE PHONE (Mobile phone only for Japanese residents)

DIGG
All of the products from Digg Labs are now available as screensavers. My favorite is Stack, but you can also download BigSpy, Swarm and Arc.
Available for: WINDOWS & MAC

SYSTEM 47
This one is for all the nerds who love Star Trek. Personally, I’m a Star Wars fan, but I do like this screensaver. It turns your desktop into the library system from Star Trek. It will run scans of the universe and the Enterprise.
Available for: WINDOWS & MAC

SOUNDSTREAM
This is cool. Soundstream uses ambient noise picked up on your Mac’s microphone and creates beautiful imagery based on the noises it picks up. This could be someone walking past, someone coughing, the kettle boiling, the phone ringing or a dog barking. The possibilities are endless and you know that no screensaver will ever look the same, its always going to be unique.
Available for: MAC

It took me a while to notice the nipple. Did you see it???