Crazy pictures

Sobriety is un-American

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:12:03 +0200

HIV prevention mobsters - It's time to take control of this gangsta!
This area - It's called philtrum. Now you know.
Substance abuse - Makes it all go away. Sobriety is un-American.
Why does this tent smell funny? - I have an overwhelming desire to stick my finger in there.
Expensive hugs - Don't be fooled by free imitations.
New Vancouver Olympics mascot? - Looks like a 4chan Photoshop job has given Pedobear a new career, as a Polish newspaper unknowingly uses an image of the mascots from the net.
So... - Do you have a pic of dick?
The balls are touching - It's a very important line that is drawn between gay or straight actions.
Passwords are like underwear - I change mine every 45 days.
Wanna have fun? - Reminded me of this picture.
"The Charm Motel" advertisement - I've never been so attracted to an orange before in my life...
Great company name - Founded on the principles of superior customer service.

Oh chicken strip, you so crazy!

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:51:25 +0200

I have a sign - Build prisons on the Moon.
HarryPotterObamaSonic bag - Kind of incomplete without a Playboy Bunny logo.
Yo-yo accident - At least someone was helpful enough to put glasses back on her face.
Reposts - I hate 'em so much!
10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal - I know why I hate gay marriage: dey took der jobs!
Russian Avatar poster - Amazing art talent... NOT!
DVD rental - All your entertainment needs in one place.
Silly Pluto - You are no longer a planet.
Pollution control unit - Keeping the air clean.
Coffee holder - Cheap and stylish.
Apple iProduct - How much does it cost? Like you care.
Oh chicken strip - You so crazy!

Don't treat me like potato!

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 15:23:45 +0200

Chinglish signs - Don't treat me like potato.
Rachael Ray - Cookware collection.
No fags on the Moon - I didn't know there were any.
Disturbing fashion crime - He finally achieved his goal to look altogether stupid.
Clean your room - ...before selling anything on eBay.
Rock star - He's doing it wrong.
Wendy's review - Chicken nuggitz be crispy like you never SEEN.
Apple restriction zone - I just can't get enough of the Apple bashing.
Playground WTF - What the hell kind of playset is this anyway?
Douchebag alert - Nevertheless he somehow managed to get a pretty cute girlfriend.
Vampire badassness - Sissy Edward ruined the graph.
Job title fail - Need some ass-istance?

Hugs not drugs

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 18:25:11 +0200

Introducing the new Apple iPad - An oversized iPhone that can't make phone calls.
No Mexican olympic teams? - All the runners and swimmers are here.
Please don't flush large objects - Next time you decide to dispose of an elephant, use the trash can, not the toilet.
Home Alone - 20 years later...
RGS - Made in USA.
Bad hair day - Awful. No words except awful.
This job - How do I apply?
Beer udder - Real men drink like this.
Rufus has seen it all - Sometimes Rufus wished that people would take a bath with their clothes on.
iPad vs. low budget notebook - The sad thing is its still going to sell.
Evacuation procedure - Three steps that's going to save your life.
Creepy grandpa - Hugs not drugs.

Journey through time and space

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:17:31 +0200

Shirt fail - I couldn't imagine myself wearing it.
This guy is full of love - His mum must be proud.
Statistics - 1 out of 3 people are fags.
Father of the year - Sold his kid for cash, beer & meat.
Goon baby diapers - Another fabulous product from Japan.
Journey through time and space - The. Best. Comic. I've. Ever. Seen. Ever.
Condom vending machine - For refund insert baby.
Camel balls - Extra sour.
Pooh costume - So cool it could, if there were more of them, reverse global warming.
Comcast support - 25 is less that 24.
Cheney fan - He really loves Dick.
Squeeze me - We need more shirts like this.

Pikachu guitar hero

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:48:11 +0200

Polish remover - If only it was this easy.
In the pink - Household latex gloves.
Best job ever? - FAP research manager.
Probably fake... but still hilarious - Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free. Made by 27bslash6.com
He's very skilled - Somebody hire this guy.
Columbia shuttle toy - No assembly required.
Eat two apples - ...or face the consequences!
Pikachu guitar hero - Someone needs to rethink his priorities.
This is art - It's called "clean your shit up".
Most embarassing moment - I'm glad I'm not this guy... or I'm glad I didn't meet a woman like this.
Invisible tape - I wonder if it could be paid for with invisible money.
Insane body mod - Why? Why do people do stuff like this?

Fart now loading...

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:30:07 +0200

Air guitar - Comes with free air plectrum.
Solar energy flashlight - Most useless gadget ever.
Next morning - Looks like the party was a success.
Mr. Fix It - Handyman services.
Fart now loading - It's time to run like hell.
Too much sausage - That's what she said.
Sisters - Those were the times!
Avatar - The bestest movie ever.
Dehydrated water - Pure, refreshing, crystal clear, filtered, and compressed.
White album puzzle - Collector's edition.
The best way to promote a beauty shop - Cheap trash, worthless shit, bad haircuts.
Goals - It's important to set them.

Mouse house 8000

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:41:19 +0200

How the ecosystem works - Think about it next time you eat snow.
Math - A tragic waste of perfectly good door numbers.
Stakes - Taking care of crappy vampire books since 1897.
House for sale - Neighbor's an a-hole.
Pipe tattoo - Much cooler than this.
Upskirt photo - Getting pics for his blog.
I told you I was sick - You should have listened.
Breakfast - The most important meal of the day.
Stop staring - It makes him feel uncomfortable.
The internet explained - Sameoldshit vs. crazynewshit.
Birthday cake - It tastes as good as it looks.
Mouse house 8000 - 8th grade science project (it didn't win).

Specialman - the generic superhero

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:00:48 +0200

I usually win - ...but this game is unbeatable!
Specialman - The generic superhero.
Ace fire protection - Sales, rentals, service.
Buying music on Amazon - Clearly dildos sell better than Dido.
Tattoo fail - The bitterness of a poor-quality tattoo will linger long after the sweetness of a cheap price is forgotten.
War - How media can manipulate your viewpoint.
Desperate Ho - ...usewives.
It's pretty simple - The formula for a successful stripper.
Everything's OK - Do not protest.
Permanent eyeglasses tattoo - Well… He didn't actually hurt anyone (but himself), so it's probably OK.
Booze hider - I'm going to do the same thing at work.
I hope you all are well - I didn't lose anything nor find anything nor am I selling anything.

Is Nigerian a bad word?

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 13:59:17 +0200

Twilight - Don't you dare to call it literature!
3:13 - The king of time.
The world is going crazy - Famous wrestling midgets are killed by fake hookers.
Don't cheat - ...and avoid EA games at all costs.
Smokers - They have no respect for the law.
Irony - Protesting against prostitution dressed like prostitutes.
Alcoholism - There is hope ahead.
Clearance sale - Excludes panties and bras.
Quick fix - As good as new.
French bread - He couldn't bring himself to cut it.
Is Nigerian a bad word? - What a wonderful world of political correctness...
Super Mario Bros vest - The nerdiest sweater vest in the world.