Crazy pictures

Cats don't care either way

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:50:12 +0200

Books for tall people - I'd love to read about horror pets too.
Bacon mug - The proper way to enjoy a beer.
Hungry? - Black mushrooms should be put in jail for that.
T-rex vs. Christian fish - That guy must love key scratches on his car.
Science project - Cats don't care either way.
Mini stereo - Carry it everywhere, in one hand!
Adopt Jasmine - She simply wants to be the queen of her castle.
The FAP control panel - Enter 89490 to start fapping immediately.
WTF comic of the year - Signor Marmaduke! Whatta you doin' in OH GOD MY HANDS!
UFO sighting - Looks pretty real.
Ancient warrior - He's a man known for slaying cheetah bare-handed.
Love and peace bar - Life's a bitch but I love her.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:27:20 +0200

Funky fashion - "Men and teenage boys love to fashionable too!"
Yo! - God bless you, Mr. Thief!
Boneless chicken dinner - A recession proof meal the whole family can enjoy.
Saddest toy store ever - Sheer and utter violence, gore and brutality...
This woman - She knows you very well.
Google Wave - How it really works.
69? - Fine by me.
Give-A-Shitsville - I used to live there.
Super-hero changing station - Real heroes change clothes in public!
Joke breasts - WTF? How is that a joke?
Be careful - Don't start the infinite loop.
Yeah, right - Like anybody would believe that.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:21:36 +0200

Tastes like fame - Perfect Facebook profile picture.
Dead dove - Not tasty. Don't eat it.
Wait... What? - $4 for $12, get $3 coupon.
Nice design - Reaching for the good stuff.
Filthy sandwich - I dunno... It doesn't look all that bad.
Sleeping with sausages - She just loves meat.
Fashion blasphemy - My eyes hurt now.
Looking for a job? - Inquire within.
Stockholm - As shown by real-life Google Images.
Drop out today - Education is for losers.
Prayer booth - Supports all major brands.
Touch the magic - Role play is the answer.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:20:57 +0200

Nothing really matress - ...love is all we need, everything I give you, all comes back to meeeee!
Slouch trousers for men - Australian designer sells these for $117.00 (complimented by a pair of hideous Oxford shoes).
Oxygo gym ad - Long time, no see?
Swine flu - So very overhyped.
MMORPG - I can stop whenever I want. Really.
Beaver cleaners - Too bad they're closed, I've got few dirty beavers.
Sorry, we have no mints, but have a condom instead - Democrat and republican sizes: one curves to the left, the other to the right.
Little known animal facts - Did you know that pandas are terrible at everything?
In God we trust - All others pay cash.
Shut up - We know you're faking.
Time for a workout - I have a beer holder on mine too.
How to make your own French flag - All you need is a stick and white sheet.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:22:33 +0200

What's on his mind? - Looks like he's thinking about rockets.
This looks shopped - I can tell by the fact that you and I are dinosaurs.
Not for sale - Danmn, it was just what I was looking for!
Be nice to the weird kid - One day he might become famous...
That's easy - The answer is 10.
Prevent swine flu - Do exactly as shown in this picture.
Learning is fun - ...to some. To others - not so much.
Very talented guy - Can you do this?
Get a free ride - If you shoplift at this store.
Golf GTI bag - Almost feels like the real thing.
Don't try this at home - He's doing it totally wrong.
Awesome breakup letter - Sweet and simple. I like it!

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:05:53 +0200

Unfortunate Nike ad placement - ...human body parts can remain intact in water for years when protected by shoes or sturdy clothing...
Human chair - I guess he's single now. She dumped him because he was too nice.
All this and more - ISP's ad in the local paper, featuring lolcats.
Schoolgirl puppy costume - Oh, this is so wrong...
Butt solicitors - Crime fighters from England.
Morning wood park - A perfect date place.
Homer Simpson - Best Halloween costume, 2009.
#1 bad ass - Turns out Darth Vader has a sense of humor...
Recession survival tip - Call yourself an artist.
Europe - We're all beautiful, thin, and intelligent.
Decision - ...is easy.
Noooo! - Let my people go!

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:21:25 +0200

Jesus baseball bats - Self defence for christians.
Nerd face map - Mmmm.... Chinballs...
Trojan condoms - Product placement is everything.
Peugeot art - Shouldn't it be running away? It's French after all...
Car alarm - Must STFU.
Photoshop disaster - Two regular guys and three midgets having a good time.
Debt - This Chinese kid is richer than you.
Has anyone seen Kyle? - He's about this tall.
Fashion 2010 - Undercap + handerpants.
Ignore Halloween - Pumpkin worshiping summons demons.
A message from God - These people are cool. No need to visit.
Giant turd - Welcomes kids with open arms.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:08:10 +0200

I thought... - You know I love corn.
God, the comic - The most awesome comic book cover ever.
Stay tuned - Radio 1 ad.
My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns - Their house is not armed. I respect their opinion and promise not to use my guns to help protect them.
Time Magazine June 24, 1974 vs. April 3, 2006 - In 70's all the scientists were telling everyone the next ice age was coming, and everyone believed them... and guess what happened?
Come to the table - Eat some more cake.
So ronery - This picture breaks my heart in pieces.
Build your own dinosaur - See it, map it out, build it.
Giuliano Stroe - 5-year-old bodybuilder from Italy. He has been training since the age of two.
Satan sucks - But does he do anything else?
Real-life Windows installation - I love that paper clip. He used to be one of my best friends.
Not your regular mayor - Stu Rasmussen - the nation's first openly transgender mayor.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:12:09 +0300

Sausage flowers - Perfect choice for the first date.
Whole stuffed camel - A traditional Bedouin wedding dish.
Hand job - The grand opening.
Free magic wands - Does nothing. But hey, they're free!
Very lucky truck driver - So... How did he get out?
Free t-shirts - ...are not always free.
Fashion criminals - They're all from the same gang.
State park - I took my girl here.
Republican chicks - Holding up some witty posters.
Art is everywhere - Especially in public toilets.
Finally! - Some real use for an Apple laptop!
Dishes - Real-life motivational poster.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:58:53 +0300

Breakfast for champions - All the valuable nutrition you need.
Face the facts! - Reach for Lucky.
Predator granny - Stalking her prey 24/7.
This door is alarmed - But what startled it?
Lingerie soda design - Created by Russian designer Ramm ND.
CSI - That, my friends, is modern computer technology at its best.
Shitty design - That necklace looks like crap.
Nerdy girls - She's way out of your league and she knows it.
Mirror under repair - Do not damage it even more by using it.
Blood bag candy - Edible blood? Finally!
Corn maze for blondes - One stalk is plenty to keep them occupied.
Photoshop fail - Don't believe everything you see on Facebook.