Crazy pictures

People shouldn't do face tattoos

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:54:54 +0200

Be careful - Stop before it's too late.
People shouldn't do face tattoos - They always turn out like this. Always.
What are you doing, PC? - Just playing some games, you know.
Don't pee on plastic bag - Luckily, it doesn't say anything about taking a crap.
Rub jugs for good luck - Thanks, I've been running out of luck recently.
Zwned lion - In your face!
Be careful when you sneeze - Cause you can lose your teeth...
There are plenty of fish in the sea - Too bad most of them are crazy vicious piranhas.
Stealth title - Invisible description.
Gatepaddleball - Even better than handegg and handsball.
I wish my wife was this dirty - I'm not sure if I want my wife that dirty, maybe just a little bit.
Stop flattering yourself - It's not as long as you think.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:40:26 +0200

This is Eddie. You can have him. - Seems like a pretty good deal.
Girl gets around - Queen of England vs. US presidents.
Toothpaste personality test - How do you squeeze your toothpaste?
You'll never know - What it is to be this happy.
Don't be a space invader - 15 minute customer parking only.
The Black Eyed Peas greatest hits - Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Just shut up.
I'm leaving! - You are not the man I fell in love with.
See that guy in the background? - His name is Richard. Friends call him Dick.
Insensitive bastard - Broke her little heart.
Great success or what? - Reached 80085 km today.
A poem from children's book - How did this get past the editor?
Bathroom water bong - A new way of smoking.

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:58:24 +0200

Olympic results - Mars, are you even trying?
Would you recognize Hitler? - Why Western Canada? Are they dumber than Eastern Canadians, and much more willing to fall for it?
Color names - ...if you're man/woman.
Life mission - Do epic shit.
Pleasing a woman with 3 1/2 inches - You know what they say... It's not the size but how you use it.
Sorry, I've got to stop talking - Some freak is staring at me right now.
I started a revolution - Just to sell t-shirts.
Lost iPod - Bidding war.
Profession as determinated by beard lenght - I'm somewhere between evil twin and Mongolian warlord.
Abnormally freaky arm - I bet that gets him lots of dates.
Discount dolls - Wait... That's racist!
Cats - They just don't care.

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:21:26 +0200

OK class, let's settle down - We are staring a new book today.
120 careers and what? - What will Barbie be next?
Seriously? - Toilet etiquette for men.
Green Lantern vs. homophoby - You may think it's not your problem. Think again.
City stairs - Humanity, I am disappointed.
Camouflage fail - Nope, I still see them.
Little train keeps it real - Puff, puff, chug, chug went the little engine.
Hi, dude - Say hello to the neck face.
Thanks for the warning - I was just about to sit down.
No ball playing - Seriously? Oh, come on! It's like... totally unfair!
This is you - ...as seen by females.
Try at least candies - ...if you're not interested in my poster.

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:35:34 +0200

Sorry - Not gonna happen again.
Are you male or female? - Look down to find the answer.
Figure skating - Why people watch it.
English - It will cost you.
IE6 vs. any normal browser - The end of IE6 is near, isn't it?
Facebook - I just don't understand it.
Birthday - Feels good, man.
Think ahea d - Do it right the first time!
Hours spent on WoW - This seems pretty accurate.
Instant Republicans/Democrats flame war! - If only donkeys had elephant balls...
Honest ski signs - I'm usually that douchebag.
Design fail - Clint Eastwood DVD cover.

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:45:08 +0200

Different species - Some can coexist and some can not.
You have to have your appendix out, kid - The Let's Talk Library provides kids with a reader-friendly, reassuring, and gentle method of investigating difficult situations in their lives.
Closed due to short staff - Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!
Now hiring - Right now. We are hiring. Now.
Bacon air freshener - New trend in car air fresheners.
Toilet door - Designed for people who got nothing to hide.
Meanwhile in Australia - You see, everything is upside down in Australia, HAHAHA!
World War II - ...according to Poland.
DNA - Serious business.
Someone forgot to photoshop the leg - Now the reality is cruelly invading this picture.
The glory hole - A savagely powerful novel of the Vietnam War.
Busted! - Dirty old man caught staring at some young flesh.

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:06:34 +0200

Important statistics - With amusing pictures and many graphs.
Hold on a second I'm updating my Facebook status - Screw the baby, I've got more important things to do.
Bike for her - Ride it with pride.
Obey this sign - Please stay off the grass.
Batspiderman - With his mask he stroke criminals everywhere.
Welcome rugs - I should get one for my house too.
Ancient Chinese wisdom - Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Zucchini - You can be replaced by one.
So owned - The guy's face in the last picture is priceless.
Are you a tree? - Don't know why, but this picture is hilarious.
Legal vs. pirated DVD - Also you shouldn't forget that piracy is environmentally friendly.
Did you hear? - Some actress got stabbed last night.

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:48:42 +0200

Facts about poop - Wow! Learning is fun!
He says hi! - His name is Tommy.
Don't question me - I know what I'm doing.
Will work for breast implants - Someone hire him. Help him make his dream come true!
Mr. Marker - Your permanent friend.
I want you to f*** the princess - I'd love to f*** her, but she's always in another castle!
CSI: Miami - It looks like this family... has been framed. YEAAAAAAAAAH!
Ninja exit only - This made me ROFL for 17 seconds.
Brofist - Place fist here, bro.
He really loves his job - Somebody should run a background check on that gym teacher.
There are two passcodes... - This should be the new standard for banks everywhere.
Sex education for young wives - People in the past knew how to build a happy marriage.

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:33:21 +0200

The Jew's ear juice - Those Chinese guys would drink just about anything...
Emo kid cutout - Cut out and keep your very own emo kid.
Ingenious design - Self-made coffee maker.
Winter shorts - Getting ready for some really cold days.
Hot air balloon accident - I hope someone was sitting in there.
STDs - Gotta catch 'em all!
Favoritism - It exists everywhere.
Rear gear - No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Nice legs - It took me a second...
Whiskey tooth paste - That's exactly how I'm going to take care of my teeth tonight.
No matter how hot she is... - ...someone, somewhere is sick of her shit.
Ex's profiles on Facebook - Always makes me feel miserable.

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:35:15 +0200

Disguised weapons - Made by dontevenreply.com
Did you just fall off the cliff? - Next time stay away from cliff edge you stupid lizard.
Exactly - That's what I thought too.
Robert was a decent man - He never killed a man that didn't need killing.
Mindscrew optical illusion - I stared five minutes at this picture. It didn't help.
Awesome new show idea - Made by cracked.com
Down with bad stuff! - That's a message I can relate to.
Heil Grammatik! - Everyone hates grammar nazis because they are the ultimate lulz killers.
Internet hole - That's where the internet comes from.
Hospital / morgue - Please emos. Get it right!
You've been warned - This picture is not safe for work.
Always choose the hard way - It encourages natural selection.