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<title>Drunk Elephant Comics</title>
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<description>A webcomic about a little elephant with a big drinking problem.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:04:20 GMT</pubDate>

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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max Riffner</dc:creator>
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<item><title>Rockadeus</title>
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		<li>Hank is looking out of the window of the spaceship.<br />
<cite>Hank</cite>: <blockquote>So where are we now?</blockquote></li>
		<li>The Alien responds.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>The planet <em>Rockadeus</em>. We&#8217;ll beam down shortly to the inventor&#8217;s home.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank looks perplexed.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Rockadeus? Rock me Amadeus?</blockquote></li>
		<li>The Alien looks stern.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>Yes, they&#8217;ve been receiving transmissions from Earth for years. It seems no one in the cosmos is immune to the sonic power of Falco.</blockquote></li>
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<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max Riffner</dc:creator>
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<item><title>Bowl Blaster [1]</title>
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		<li>Hank is in the bathroom while Alien stands vigil outside.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote><strong>Oh God!</strong></blockquote></li>
		<li><cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>Are you okay?</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank flushes the toilet.</li>
		<li>Hank emerges from the bathroom.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Headache and vomiting versus one explosive bowl blaster? I feel like it&#8217;s a small price to pay.</blockquote></li>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max Riffner</dc:creator>
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<item><title>Wake Up, We're Here [1]</title>
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	<ol>
		<li>Hank is slowly waking up.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>Wake up, Hank. We&#8217;re here.</blockquote><br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Wha?</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank is sitting upright in his chair.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Hey, <em>I don&#8217;t have a hangover!</em> </blockquote></li>
		<li>Alien is looking down at Hank.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>Yeah, well, not a <em>traditional</em> hangover. I would start heading to the bathroom if I were you.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank looks panicked as his bowels rumble loudly.</li>
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<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max Riffner</dc:creator>
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<item><title>I'm on a (space)boat! [3]</title>
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<img src="http://www.drunkelephantcomics.com/images/173.png" title="What would you yell stoned out of your mind in space?" alt="What would you yell stoned out of your mind in space?" />

	<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU">I would totally play this if I was ever on a spaceship.</a></p>

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	<ol>
		<li>Alien is at the helm, plugging in coordinates.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>Alright, strap in, we&#8217;re going into <em>hyperspace</em>.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank is strapped in.</li>
		<li>Hank turns to the Alien and shows his gleeful excitement.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>squee!</blockquote></li>
		<li>The ship explodes into hyperspace, propelling them to their destination.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote><strong><span class="caps">TIIIIIIIIIIIIITS</span>!</strong></blockquote></li>
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<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max Riffner</dc:creator>
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<item><title>Like... Space, Whoa. [2]</title>
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	<ol>
		<li>Alien is navigating the ship while Hank is muttering.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Hey. Hey. Hey. I&#8217;m&#8230; I&#8217;m all&#8230; whoa.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank has his shirt off as the Alien addresses him.<br />
<cite>Alien</cite>: <blockquote>Why did you take off your shirt?</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank is pointing to his tummy.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>I&#8217;m going to rub my <em>tummy</em> on the <strong>window</strong>.</blockquote><br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Because it&#8217;s touching <em>outer space</em>.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Alien returns his attention to his duties, rolling his eyes at Hank.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Whoa.</blockquote><br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote><em>Spaaaaaaaaaaaace.</em></blockquote></li>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max Riffner</dc:creator>
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<item><title>Best of Both Worlds [1]</title>
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	<ol>
		<li>Alien hands a steaming glass of liquid to Hank<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>Here, drink this. It&#8217;ll help.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank swallows the drink.</li>
		<li>Hank is starting to feel funny.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Um.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank starts to feel the effects of the drink.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>I&#8217;m told it should make you feel both high <em>and</em> drunk?</blockquote><br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote><em>Yesssssss.</em></blockquote></li>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<item><title>Make Me Throw Up, Scotty [2]</title>
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	<ol>
		<li>Alien smiling.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>Okay, we&#8217;ll beam aboard in a second.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Kacy is smirking at Hank.<br />
<cite>Kacy:</cite> <blockquote>You&#8217;re going to <em>throw up</em>.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank is pointing at Kacy angrily while he is starting to get beamed aboard the alien spacecraft.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote><strong>No, I&#8217;m not!</strong> I have a <em>cast iron</em> stom&#8230;</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank arrives on the ship and throws up.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote><strong>&#8230;achBLEARGH!</strong></blockquote></li>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max Riffner</dc:creator>
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<item><title>To Infinity And Beyond [1]</title>
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	<ol>
		<li>Hank is talking to the Alien<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>How do we fix the &#8220;hilarious side effect?&#8221;</blockquote></li>
		<li>Alien is responding.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>I don&#8217;t know. We could go see the <em>inventor</em> of the gun.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Alien gets serious.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>You&#8217;d have to come with me.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank gets excited.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>You mean outer space, right?</blockquote><br />
<cite>Hank:</cite><blockquote><strong>Fuck.</strong></blockquote><br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote><strong>Yeah.</strong></blockquote></li>
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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max Riffner</dc:creator>
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<item><title>Side Effects [1]</title>
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	<ol>
		<li>Hank looks concerned.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>There&#8217;s a problem with the gun, you know?</blockquote></li>
		<li>Alien seems surprised.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>What&#8217;s that?</blockquote></li>
		<li>Hank expresses the problem.<br />
<cite>Hank:</cite> <blockquote>Well, if you shoot a human male with it, it makes them <em>impotent</em>.</blockquote></li>
		<li>Alien is shocked.<br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>Huh!</blockquote><br />
<cite>Alien:</cite> <blockquote>That&#8217;s an unintentionally hilarious side effect, isn&#8217;t it?</blockquote></li>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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