Jokes feed from DotNetFunda.Com (C) DotNetFunda.com2009. All rights reserved. http://www.dotnetfunda.com webmaster@dotnetfunda.com en-us DotnetfundaJokeshttp://feedburner.google.com http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/KHehPPpcLEU/joke347-heart-touching-story.aspx A 19 year old boy went to wine shop to have some beer. He asked the waiter " how much a Brand X beer costs?" Waiter replied, "Sir, It will cost Rs 75." The boy started counting how much he had in hi ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1_uLv2gKu6cx_qD-2YpTy9Mkl8Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1_uLv2gKu6cx_qD-2YpTy9Mkl8Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1_uLv2gKu6cx_qD-2YpTy9Mkl8Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1_uLv2gKu6cx_qD-2YpTy9Mkl8Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~4/KHehPPpcLEU" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:00:00 PM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/misc/jokes/joke347-heart-touching-story.aspx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/HNVEs5xJ-Ps/joke346-sardarji-once-again.aspx Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" . ----------------------------------------- ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gD4tRhiSnakNQu-V049gRUTqsY8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gD4tRhiSnakNQu-V049gRUTqsY8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gD4tRhiSnakNQu-V049gRUTqsY8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gD4tRhiSnakNQu-V049gRUTqsY8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~4/HNVEs5xJ-Ps" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/misc/jokes/joke346-sardarji-once-again.aspx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/JQyABFMHrP0/joke343-ten-words-women-use.aspx • [B]Fine[/B] : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up(that is when fine is sort of a question... fine ?).... 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Interviewe ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bBu5IDvgBp0vGApnySsTuqsn9bM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bBu5IDvgBp0vGApnySsTuqsn9bM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bBu5IDvgBp0vGApnySsTuqsn9bM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bBu5IDvgBp0vGApnySsTuqsn9bM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~4/chFPEKJ3Y9k" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:00:00 PM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/misc/jokes/joke340-funny-interview.aspx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/KmRD7szHK64/joke337-use-your-programming-skills-to-propose-a-girl.aspx [CODE] #include&lt;STD ISD PCO.h&gt; #include &lt;mobile.h&gt; #include&lt;sms.h&gt; #include&lt;love.h&gt; #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%" ,&ladi ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6j0S6VImViCZGqurB2aaT4JDyG4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6j0S6VImViCZGqurB2aaT4JDyG4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6j0S6VImViCZGqurB2aaT4JDyG4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6j0S6VImViCZGqurB2aaT4JDyG4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~4/KmRD7szHK64" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 PM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/misc/jokes/joke337-use-your-programming-skills-to-propose-a-girl.aspx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/LIL0ReNAzTA/joke336-how-man-select-the-girl-they-want-to-marry.aspx A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of 50,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first do ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U_OM8zT7HlqQaEljB21pjrGNow4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U_OM8zT7HlqQaEljB21pjrGNow4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U_OM8zT7HlqQaEljB21pjrGNow4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/U_OM8zT7HlqQaEljB21pjrGNow4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~4/LIL0ReNAzTA" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/misc/jokes/joke336-how-man-select-the-girl-they-want-to-marry.aspx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/-WYDRBfi2l0/joke335-appraisals.aspx [B]There was a contest in an I.T. company to write a fictional story for 500 words max which would start with the line: [/B] "On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway t ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fW_ZIpgYV5O1hziCUppwqkeRAao/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fW_ZIpgYV5O1hziCUppwqkeRAao/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fW_ZIpgYV5O1hziCUppwqkeRAao/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fW_ZIpgYV5O1hziCUppwqkeRAao/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~4/-WYDRBfi2l0" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/misc/jokes/joke335-appraisals.aspx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DotnetfundaJokes/~3/jZoX8EHcZ1w/joke334-john-the-copy-cat.aspx A political consultancy firm in Ecuador required the services of a Chief Whip and thus advertised the post. 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