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Engineer as a Designer of the Human Body

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, ``It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'' Another said, ``No, ...

Requirement VS solution

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT

Requirement gathering session Client: "Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant." BA : Mr. Richard but why don't you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big.. an ...

Software Development Cycles

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT

[B]:)[/B] [B]1. [/B] Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. [B]2. [/B] Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. :| [B]3.[/B] Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing ...

A Few Anagrams...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way t ...

Are you a cowboy?

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT

An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ...

Lipstick on the mirror

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT

TRUE STORY: According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That ...

Women are smarter than men

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman ...

the name game

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives hi ...