Sorry, I guess I can’t let go of Halloween. Now that we’re in a day and age where everything is put on the Internet, all of these redonkulous photos keep ending up in my inbox, and I can’t resist sharing them.

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Just A Reminder That Sometimes Halloween Isn’t Sexy
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You have no idea how happy I would have been if this was Kobe Bryant. I’ve got to give this guy create though, no CGI or Hollywood tricks on this one. This was just straight up stupidity, and he wanted it recorded so he could watch it over and over again while he ices down his nuts in a hospital bed.

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He Didn’t Quite Think This One Through
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Here’s a question for you to ponder while you’re waiting for the end of the work day. How would you rather when they were in their prime? Cindy Crawford or Stephanie Seymour (before she was infested by Axl Rose).

Think about that and it’ll be 5 o’clock in no time.

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Cindy Crawford Looking Hot As Ever
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Shocker right? Doutzen Kroes looking hot in a magazine. I’m just as floored as you are. This is groundbreaking.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

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Doutzen Kroes Heats Up The December Issue Of Vogue
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I guess the perfume industry must be pretty big to let Pam Anderson in the door. I mean when you associate Pam Anderson with any sort of odor it’s got to be sweaty rock star or out of work plumber. When you’re the tinseltown bicycle and everyone’s had a ride it’s kinda tough to associate you with anything but this.

Whatever, I’m sure some of you will enjoy the pics after the break because you’re die hard Manderson fans.

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Pam Anderson Pitches Her New Perfume
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Well it looks like my Christmas shopping is done. I just purchased a Dick Towel for everyone I know, male and female.

Other potential items I have on my shopping list are Kitten Mittons for the cat lovers in my life.

Click here to order a Dick Towel today.

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Order A Dick Towel Today
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So Much Better Than Yesterday’s Dumper
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Well it’s a late start today and unfortunately it’s not due to a wild night out involving enough alcohol to sedate an elephant and four strippers named Muffy, Mandy, Candy, and Roxy. Nope, the culprit today was a giant fucking cup of coffee that I spilled all over my desk.

Actually, all over my desk is an understatement. I couldn’t have gotten the coffee on more things if I had grabbed the full cup and thrown it. You name it, and it got a coffee facial this morning. The wall, my printer, my modem, my router, my bills, my collection of naked stick figure doodles, my mouse pad, my computer tower, the carpet, pretty much everything but my Iphone.

Not even a Shamwow could have prevented the destruction that this cup of coffee caused. Regardless, shit is back to normal and I’ll be filling your day with boobs and non-sense in just a few minutes.

Speaking of boobs, my buddy’s girlfriend told me that this site is porn. I called bullshit because I don’t post vagene, peperoni’s, and I have a strict no cock policy. So then she lessened her claim to PG porn, which I totally agreed with. Yes, this is PG porn.

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Coffee Is A Bitch Sometimes
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Thirsty Thursday Trifecta
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Hey, quick survey. Raise your hand if you think Britney has National Geographic nipples? Ahh, I’m not the only one. That’s what I thought.

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Britney Spears And Gets Nipplitis From Mr. Freeze
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