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Brad Pitt sleeps alone

Leo — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:37:04 +0000

~Roll mouse over photo to derobe~ Not only is the happiest couple in the world getting married, they are sleeping in separate beds. According to “reliable sources” Brad is aging backwards and Angelina keeps waking up in cold sweats thinking she is sleeping with a young boy. The kids are unaware of the situation and [...]

Pink called Kanye West, ‘A waste of skin’

Leo — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:17:35 +0000

~Roll mouse over photos to derobe~ There’s a first for everything, and for once I half agree with Pink. She hates Kanye West, and loves PETA. I too hate Kanye West, but hate PETA -one outta two ain’t bad. They both attended some fashion show and The SUN reported Pink saying, “I was at STELLA McCARTNEY’s Paris [...]

QUITTERS.

Leo — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:04:51 +0000

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~ Heidi and Spencer finished only one episode of ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!’, and then quit, like little bitches. TMZ reports, A source close to production tells TMZ the “Hills” duo walked off the set for good after the live portion of last night’s show. [...]

Megan Fox won’t do ‘Wonderwoman’ but Lara Croft is OK

Dee Rober — Wed, 27 May 2009 07:35:35 +0000

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~ John: Megan Fox won’t do Wonderwoman because she claims, “I’d be a lame superhero.” But she has no problem being Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb Raider installment. Can somebody explain to me the difference between Wonderwoman and Lara Croft? Cause it sounds about the same if you know [...]

Yep, that’s Britney Spears

Dee Rober — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:11:41 +0000

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~ John: It’s official, Britney Spears is hot again. There were times before when I was like ’she’s looking better. I might hit that drunk.’ But now I’m all like, ‘She’s hot again. Officially.’ And since my word is the beginning and end of trading on Wall Street, it’s pretty [...]