Kid is very funny, g-rated.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey , it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$390,000.
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $2,950,000 for it.

MAN: “Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

G-rated video, 4 Dad’s rappin about the Dad life

CNN just reported that BP replaced the oil well cap with a wedding ring and it has immediately stopped putting out