Daily Wisdom

An egg in hand...

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600

I'm hoping this marks the start of semi-regular updates again. Only time will tell. My head is full of absurd ideas lately, so that's a good sign. Currently, my goal is twice a week for Daily Wisdom and once a week for IMU.

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Or, why you should walk to the store.

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600

Seriously, I have lost count of the number of times I have had to dodge cars to avoid them hitting me in that parking lot. It's ridiculous. A few months ago, there were three separate incidents during the same trip. At least half of them are caused by talking on the phone.

I think this is also a reason to push for development of the Non Sequitur.

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Drowning in a sea of green.

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600

I have some severe allergy issues, but the last two weeks have been ridiculous. I'll be nice and not go into detail.

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The Coming Robot Takeover

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600

Something is seriously wrong with my brain today.

And here is a series of doodles that led to this particular madness.

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The Cone of Silence is broken.

Fri, 21 May 2010 00:00:00 -0500

According to Windows, I drew this in August of last year. I'm not sure how or why I never posted it.

On a completely unrelated note...

Based on empirical evidence, the Sound of Music is wrong. Thinking about my favorite things has helped with neither dog bites nor bee stings.

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So much depends on the weather...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600

This seemed appropriate for today. MSN Weather has been lying to me for the last 24 hours. It seems to think the temperature outside has been a constant 52 degrees outside. For awhile, I thought it was just the weather gadget on my desktop, but this morning, when it was about 34 degrees outside, I checked their website and it said the same.

Perhaps my "New Year's Resolution" should be to start posting these again regularly. We'll see.

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Making friends using unconventional means.

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

This all started from a conversation yesterday about the difficulty of making friends as you get older. It also stems from "New Friends" being on my shopping list for the last year.

Quinton posits that the difficulty of making friends can be expressed mathematically as

Where a is your age in years.

Personally, I think the whole thing is moot if you can enlist the help of a mad scientist.

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It'd take a miracle.

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

I wish I could blame sleep deprivation for this one, but I can't. The only thing I knew for sure is that the Princess Bride is awesome.

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How Not To Stalk Someone

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Today's comic is slightly late. Not because it wasn't finished, but because my internet access was intermittent at best. Better Nate than lever

I accused someone of stalking me once for driving down my street in front of me. In her defense, she didn't even know it was my street at the time or that I was behind her.

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Proverb Monkey

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Proverb Monkey has some gas issues. He suffers from IBS.

He often speaks in proverbs or zen kōans. He also sells advice.

This is the last of the Monkey for Day series.

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