The girlfriend you've been waiting for... hot, vain, unapologetic, done all the things, and gatekeeps nothing.
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Host, I'd like to thank myself
I grew up with no running water in Appalachia and rewrote every story I was ever told about what was possible. Now I'm 48, building a skincare company in LA, and spending $1.3 million figuring out how to stay hot AF while I do it.
This is for every woman...
Who was told to age gracefully and thought:
absolutely the fuck not.
Reserve a private one-on-one session where I build your entire beauty and wellness plan from scratch. Walk away with what to use, what to stop using, what to book, and in what order. Your customized Beauty Blueprint delivered within 48 hours.
Rewrite Your Routine
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The weekly deep dive for women over 40 who were told to age gracefully and said “fuck no” instead. Beauty, wellness, and the shit nobody will say out loud.
Rewrite The Rules
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Rewritten Beauty is luxury anti-aging skincare powered by senolytics that kill “zombie cells,” the root cause of why most skincare doesn't work.
Rewrite Aging
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A private membership for women over 40 who refuse to let their best years be behind them. Skincare, peptides, hormones, treatments, makeup, and the community to back it up.
Rewrite Your Reflection
I'm saying out loud what most women won't... that I'm vain, I refuse to become invisible, I'll do whatever it takes to stay hot as fuck after 40. And I don't give a single mousefuck what anyone thinks about it.
I'm Cynthia Garcia, I'm 48, I'm a skincare founder who's spent $1.3 million figuring out how to stay hot after 40... and honestly I'm just getting started.
This is for every woman who was told to age gracefully and chose 'fuck no' instead.
Grab your glass because every episode ends the same way... "To the woman who chose to be vain, be visible, and be hot as fuck at every age... I'd like to thank myself."
I'D LIKE TO THANK MYself
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I grew up bathing in a creek and dumpster diving in Appalachian poverty.
I built my entire life from nothing. No roadmap, rich uncle, or lucky breaks. Just obsession, belief, and a willingness to rewrite every story that said I couldn't.
Today I'm the founder of Rewritten Beauty, a Clinical Nutritionist, and the creator of an accredited school that's trained thousands of health professionals over 16 years.
I host a show called I'd Like to Thank MySELF where I say the things out loud that women over 40 are thinking but won't talk about.
If you saw me in Forbes, Vogue, or you found me on Instagram five minutes ago... either way, you're here now. Which tells me one thing... you're ready to rewrite some things too.
I Rewrote Everything
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