Curlytails and Tights

Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in the pool

2009-07-11T14:36:00.005-04:00

A woman is suing a hotel after her daughter got pregnant on vacation. She says that her daughter didn't meet any boys on vacation and she must have gotten pregnant from the swimming pool. Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel. A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant

Man gets religious tatoo, runs out without paying

2009-07-09T23:15:00.004-04:00

A Texas man had "God only can judge me" tattooed on his arm and then left without paying. The tattoo artist said the man came in to the shop in the 200 block of West University Drive with some friends and asked for the motto along with the image of praying hands. The artist completed the work and asked for $200, according to the report. The man handed over a credit card, but the charge was

Police buy the doughnut shop

2009-07-07T22:48:00.004-04:00

Several cops in Michigan who were upset about their doughnut shop closing purchased it so they could have all the doughnuts they could eat.It's a great idea. Cops and donuts. Everybody talks about cops and donuts," said Officer Gregory. A group of police officers were upset because their favorite donut shop was closing, so they bought it. Nine members of Clare's finest are now in the donut

Woman calls 911 because her cows got loose

2009-07-06T21:19:00.004-04:00

A Wisconsin woman received a citation for calling 911 to report that her cows had gotten loose.According to the 911 tapes, Tammy Nuttelman was home alone when seven of her cows got loose. Nuttelman: "I need some help."Dispatcher: "What's the problem?"Nuttelman: "You got to round up all your cowbows there, somewhere. My cows got out and they are in the marsh." After dispatchers told her twice

Girl tries to strangle her cousin with a bikini top

2009-07-06T18:10:00.002-04:00

A Swedish girl tried to strangle her cousin with her bikini top during a fight.Authorities in Lidkoping said the 17-year-old cousins were sunbathing Friday when one of the girls attempted to strangle the other by pulling her bikini top tight around her neck, The Local reported Monday. The girl also allegedly bit her cousin and threatened to kill her during the incident, the report said.I bet the

Tooth lets man see again

2009-07-05T21:53:00.003-04:00

A British man can see again, thanks to his tooth being used as a lens holder for his eye.Martin Jones told The Sunday Telegraph because of a scrap yard accident 12 years ago, he was blind when he met his wife Gill four years ago. But with one of his front teeth now serving as a lens holder in his right eye, Jones is finally able to look upon his 50-year-old wife. "The doctors took the bandages

Woman calls police over lost hamster

2009-07-05T19:17:00.005-04:00

A woman in the UK called 999 (their version of 911) because her hamster got out of it's cage.South Yorkshire Police released details of the call to promote the dangers of unnecessary use of the 999 service.Requesting assistance after making contact with an operator, the woman explained: "It's my hamster. It's got out of its cage. It's gone into the bathroom and down into the floorboards."She then

Loan company requires soul as collateral

2009-07-04T19:35:00.004-04:00

A loan company in Latvia is requiring customers to sign their immortal soul as collateral.Clients have to sign a contract, with the words "Agreement" in bold letters at the top. The client agrees to the collateral, "that is, my immortal soul." Mirosiichenko said his company would not employ debt collectors to get its money back if people refused to repay, and promised no physical violence.

Parents refuse to reveal their childs gender

2009-07-03T19:35:00.003-04:00

A set of Swedish parents have refused to let anyone know what gender their child is.Pop’s parents [see footnote], both 24, made a decision when their baby was born to keep Pop’s sex a secret. Aside from a select few – those who have changed the child’s diaper – nobody knows Pop’s gender; if anyone enquires, Pop’s parents simply say they don’t disclose this information. In an interview with

Man ordered to return head of roadkill deer

2009-07-02T19:23:00.005-04:00

A court has ordered a Wisconsin man to return the deer head from roadkill he found on the side of the road.According to the ruling from the 2nd District Court of Appeals, John Longo found a dead deer on the side of the road near his home in February 2008. He loaded it into his truck, took it home and ate it. He had the deer's head mounted and hung it in his home, court documents show. Longo, now

Pig survives crash into swimming pool

2009-07-01T20:42:00.004-04:00

A pig on the way to the slaughterhouse was saved when it's truck crashed and it flew into a swimming pool.The pig, a survivor of a June 22 crash involving a truck carrying 90 sows to a processing plant, was discovered Monday by LeAnn Baldy, who lives in an unincorporated neighborhood near the interchange of Interstates 40 and 430, the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette reported Wednesday. "It's crazy,

Couple gets pet baby giraffe

2009-06-30T20:56:00.003-04:00

A Washington couple have brought home a baby giraffe as their new pet.John and Jane Schreiner said they paid "a large, large sum" for Karson, a baby giraffe born at the Natural Bridge Zoo near Roanoke, Va., and arrived home with the animal Friday after a cross-country drive, The (Spokane, Wash.) Spokesman-Review reported Tuesday. The couple said Karson will live in their Spokane County home for

Best movie clip ever!

2009-06-29T20:57:00.001-04:00

I must get this DVDMega Shark Vs Giant Octopus

Wallabies irritating farmers by getting high and making crop circles

2009-06-29T19:33:00.005-04:00

Just like teenagers! Australian wallabies have been getting high on poppy plants and then creating crop circles.Tasmania supplies about half of the world's legally-produced opium, which is made from poppies and used to make painkillers like morphine. But, of course, it's important to safeguard the plant, which is used not only in legal painkillers, but also to produce heroin. Security for the

Assualt with a deadly cheeto

2009-06-28T17:09:00.004-04:00

A Tennessee couple were involved in a domestic altercation with Cheetos. Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument. According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each

Strawberry sausage anyone?

2009-06-26T19:34:00.005-04:00

A strawberry festival in Wisconsin will have big competition this year for the best strawberry sausage. Yes, strawberry sausage.The strawberry brat market at the festival was for years cornered by Hoffmann's Market, but the owner of the business, Dave Hoffmann, retired and closed up his shop in November, leaving three sausage makers scrambling to fill the strawberry brat niche, the Milwaukee

Statue theifs return

2009-06-25T20:08:00.005-04:00