Cult Reviews

The Hills Have Eyes Part II

Perfesser Deviant — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:37:24 +0000

Eight years after the first film a group of dirt bike enthusiasts – including Ruby (Janus Blythe) from the original, now called Rachel – decide to take a shortcut across the desert to get to a race on time. This proves to be an error in judgment. You see, something awful, and hungry, and awfully hungry, still prowls the desert....

Bad Taste

Sterf — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:15:06 +0000

Human meat for intergalactic hamburgers Well, if you don't know this one fucking watch it already. He may have directed Lord of the Rings but this is his true masterpiece. This and Meet the Feebles of course. There's brain eating, brain splattering, brain something or other, and lots of gooey cheap ketchup. A true classic and a true homage to bad taste.

The Hitcher II: I’ve Been Waiting

Perfesser Deviant — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:03:46 +0000

Jim Halsey (C. Thomas Howell) is still a little messed up from the events of the first film, but not so messed up that he skipped becoming a cop; although being tightly-wound and shooting people for no reason is a bad idea. He takes his girlfriend, Maggie (Kari Wuhrer), out to visit his old friend Capt. Esteridge (played by Stephen Hair this time) when his bitch girlfriend insists on stopping for a hitchhiker ... also named 'Jim' (Jake Busey), then, as in the first film, things go badly....

Invitation to Hell

Perfesser Deviant — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:48:39 +0000

Matt Winslow (Robert Urich), his wife Pat (Joanna Cassidy) and their kids Robbie (Barret Oliver) and Chrissy (Soleil Moon Frye) move to a new community for Matt's new job. Local powerbroker Jessica Jones (Susan Lucci) takes an interest in the newcomers and Matt begins to believe that something's not quite in this town, something evil. Probably has something to do with the big country club where suited men in trucksters run down women and then melt into Spiting Image puppets. Maybe something to do with that...

The October Horror Movie Challenge 2009

Vomitron — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:55:20 +0000

The October Horror Movie Challenge 2009

Shocker

Perfesser Deviant — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:53:33 +0000

High school football player Jonathan Parker (Peter Berg) has a dream in which a serial killer, Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi), hills his foster family. He rushes to the scene only to have his foster father Lt. Don Parker (Michael Murphy) tell him that his dream was true. Pinker is arrested and executed, but, like Freddy Krueger – who Pinker is nothing like, I swear – that only makes him madder and more powerful....

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Perfesser Deviant — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:54:17 +0000

Teenagers Nancy Thompson (Heather Langenkamp), Tina Gray (Amanda Wyss), Glen Lantz (Johnny Depp), Rod Lane (Nick Corri) and others are having bad dreams. When they compare their dreams, they find that there's a creepy guy – who turns out to be Fred Krueger (Robert Englund) – in all of their dreams. Their parents get cagey when they start asking questions and, when the deaths start, it's clear that something is horribly, horribly wrong....

“BIFFF 2009: The Complete Overview”

Vomitron — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:31:55 +0000

Thinking it would be a a piece of cake giving every single film we watched at the 27th Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival a treatment on our site. I sure underestimated the amount of work that would go into this crazy idea. So it took a bit more time and effort than I at first anticipated to get this overview completed...

Satan’s Little Helper

Coventry — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:11:09 +0000

On Halloween, the 9-year-old Douglas encounters a mysterious man dressed in black. He mistakes him for Satan, the hero from his favorite computergame. Promptly douglas offers his services as an assistant. Satan doesn't mind a little help, as he's currently going on a murder spree throughout the small town...

Chickenhawk zombie music video trailer

Vomitron — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:43:32 +0000

Roach Productions in collaboration with Brew Records presents Chickenhawk's zombie music video for their song "I Hate This, Do You Like It?"

Swamp Thing

Perfesser Deviant — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:35:50 +0000

Government chick Alice Cable (Adrienne Barbeau) is assigned to protect research scientist Dr. Alec Holland (Ray Wise) and his sister Dr. Linda Holland (Nannette Brown) and their plant research from the evil Dr. Anton Arcane (Louis Jourdan). Dr. Arcane – what a stupid name – want this research because ... I guess ... he's evil, and evil guys need plant research. When Ferret (David Hess) and his mercenaries screw up the snatch of the research, Dr. Alec Holland gets turned into a monstrous thing of the swamp called SWAMP THING!!!!

The Wasp Woman

Vomitron — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:39:54 +0000

When a professor develops a rejuvenating serum derived from a queen wasp, a cosmetic magnate beginning to feel her age decides to put herself to the test… with disastrous consequences.

Revolt of the Zombies

Vomitron — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:11:57 +0000

With the ending of World War I, an international expedition is sent to Cambodia in an attempt to seek and destroy an ancient formula that turns men into zombies.

Antropophagus

Vomitron — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:40:25 +0000

Six tourists find themselves stranded on a seemingly uninhabited Greek Island. While they try to figure out what to do next, someone is watching them. Someone, some being, with a craving for human flesh... and the will to kill, kill, KILL!!!

No-Do

Coventry — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:45:47 +0000

After the birth of their new child, Francesca and Pedro movie into their new home. A large house, away from the city... that seems to harbour some dark secrets.

The Toolbox Murders

Perfesser Deviant — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:38:22 +0000

Mrs. Andrews (Faith McSwain), Debbie (Marciee Drake) and Maria (Evelyn Guerrero) are minding their own business when a psycho with a toolbox comes into their apartment and slays them. The police, represented by Detective Jamison (Tim Donnelly), are baffled because the manager, Vance Kingsley (Cameron Mitchell), assures them that the building is secure and the tenants are decent. The only connection between the killings, and most of those that follow, is the fact that nubile young women are executed with tools, and not the fun kind...

Grace

Coventry — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:25:22 +0000

Madeline is pregnant, and that's all that matters to her. She'll give birth, one way or the other, dead or alive. Actually, dead and alive. The newborn baby, that is.

Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song

Perfesser Deviant — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:55:22 +0000

Sweetback (Melvin Van Peebles), who seems to be some sort of live sex performer, one day pisses off The Man and sparks off a firestorm of police violence. The rest of this film is nothing more than an extended chase as Sweetback has to keep eluding the police as he tries to find a safe haven...

Stoic

Coventry — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:16:29 +0000

Four petty criminals share a minuscule cell and spend most of their days playing poker and exchanging tall stories. One day, a game of poker runs out of hand and the weakest player of the foursome loses a bet...

O.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose

Perfesser Deviant — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:48:51 +0000

Yes, this is a documentary on footballer O.J. Simpson directed by George A. Romero between The Crazies (1973) and Martin (1977) that was shot by Bill Hinzman. Yes, really.

The Uninvited

Coventry — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:40:54 +0000

When Anna, who lost her mother in a tragic accident, returns from a psychiatric clinic, she is happily re-united with her sister Alex. But she also comes home to Rachel, her father's new girlfriend, to which she doesn't take a liking. When terrifying nightmares begin to haunt her, Anna gets convinced not all is well with her family.

Deadly Friend

Perfesser Deviant — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:16:39 +0000

Young nerd Paul Conway (Matthew Laborteaux) moves to a new town for school to work on his robot and meets cute girl-next-door Samantha Pringle (Kristy Swanson). Because of a close encounter with professional paranoid crazy lady Elvira Parker (Anne Ramsey) Paul's life takes an unfortunate turn. Eventually, Paul's robot BB (annoyingly voiced by Charles Fleischer) and Samantha get a little closer together than anyone could have wished....

Monella

shuizmz — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:30:10 +0000

She is decadent in her actions and never misses an opportunity to flaunt her assests and flirt with anyone that she finds can appease her sexual desires and fantasies. These are the ways of Lola, a young Italian woman, who finds her sexuality blooming in a way taunting everyone's imagination.

Star Knight

Vomitron — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:49:31 +0000

When princess Alba is abducted by a mysterious dragon, it's upto Klever, a foolish knight in love, to go and rescue her. However, the dragon turns out to be a spaceship, and Alba starts to fall in love with the alien human abductor, who was merely paying a visit to our planet earth. Can you dig this?

An American Carol

Perfesser Deviant — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:13:06 +0000

Liberal documentary filmmaker Michael Malone (Kevin P. Farley) is trying to end celebration of the 4th of July when the ghost of John F. Kennedy (Chriss Anglin) steps out of his television like Samara and tells him he will be visited by three spirits. The first, and only one who's more than a cameo, is General George S. Patton (Kelsey Grammer), the second is George Washington (Jon Voight), and the third is Trace Adkins. Around this mangling of Dickens' classic is wrought a story of terrorist Aziz (Robert Davi) hoping to use Malone to further his goals....