Cult Reviews

Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion

Vomitron — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:55:54 +0000

In love with a corrupt police detective, Nami (Meiko Kaji) foolishly agrees to infiltrate the Yakuza. Things go very wrong. Betrayed, battered and bruised, she ends up in a violent prison environment with only one thing left on her mind... Revenge.

The Blood Of Rebirth

Vomitron — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:12:19 +0000

Japan during the middle ages, a time when mysticism and dark overlords ruled the land. A deviant tyrant, master of a ruthless clan, calls on a respectable masseur to ease his physical burdens. The masseur agrees to help, and for this he pays with his life. But his refusal to enter the hereafter, has him coming back to take care of unfinished business...

Ilsa, The Wicked Warden

Vomitron — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:48:54 +0000

Abbie Phillips (Tania Busselier) suspects her sister - lets call her Sophie, shall we? - is being mistreated in a mental hospital. When she looses all contact with Sophie, she comes up with a plan to have her committed to the asylum by Dr. Arcos (Jess Franco). Her way to try and find out what happened to her sister. With holding the friendly Dr. Arcos at gunpoint while explaining her idea, you can already suspect that she didn't think things through properly, let alone this being one of the more clever ideas she ever came up with. A poor girl with a plan doomed to failure, as the place she so desperately wants to get into is run be Greta (that's Ilsa, the She Wolf of the SS re-incarnated as the exact spitting image of Dyanne Thorne), a very nasty warden who's only joy in life seems to be torturing women, having depraved sex with them, playing vicious S&M games and a bit of that good old killing for pleasure too.

Air Doll

Vomitron — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:28:36 +0000

Hirokazu Koreeda already gained critical claim with splendid features like Afterlife (1998) and Nobody Knows (2004). In his latest, Air Doll, Korean actress Du-Na Bae (Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance, 2002 & The Host, 2006) portrayes an inflatable sex doll that grows a heart – technically, it's something closer to a soul and a conscious – leaves her natural bedroom habitat and sets off into the city to discover what life has to offer (and very much unaware of it all). She finds her way to a video store. By far not the worst place to start with your first job.

For Your Height Only

Severed Survival — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:09:11 +0000

Dr. Kohler is kidnapped upon his arrival to the Philippines by an evil organization headed by the enigmatic Mr. Giant. It seems the good doctor invented a little something called an N-bomb…and Mr. Giant wants to use it to hold the world hostage. Enter Agent 00 (Ernesto de la Cruz aka Weng Weng), a 2'9" super spy who is sent to thwart the syndicate that is filled with loudly dressed, drug dealing, incompetent mooks. Agent 00 uses his skills of seduction and partners up with various women (some more than others) before working with Irma (Beth Sandoval), a female agent who has infiltrated the organization. The two join to mount an all out assault to foil Mr. Giant and his numbskull minions’ plan of world domination.

Miami Golem

Vomitron — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:04:38 +0000

Reporter Graig Milford (David Warbeck) has seen it all. After interviewing Dr. Schweiker 'The Nazi' (Sergio Rossi) about a scientific breakthrough in the field of genetic engeneering, he gets permission to shoot additional footage of the newly bred organism. But an accidental electrocution causes the tiny organism to die... briefly, as it comes back to life seconds later.

The Furfangs

Vomitron — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:32:17 +0000

Ever had your home invaded by a bunch of obnoxious space critters while all you wanted to do is relax, lay back and dream about the wedding ring you're going to give to your girflriend...? Didn't think so.

Addicttron / All Circuits Go

Vomitron — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:31:58 +0000

Using the art & crafts of stop-motion, Bart de Melker creates an abstract universe inhabited by absurd robotics and possessed technology gone awry. Two short tales about charmingly eerie Animatronics from the Doomed Megalopolis of Blasphemous Technoids.

Black Snake

Perfesser Deviant — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:48:38 +0000

Sir Charles Walker (David Warbeck) goes undercover on the island plantation of Lady Susan Walker (Anouska Hempel) to find his missing brother Jonathan (David Prowse). He quickly finds the plantation is a horrible place, ruled with an iron fist by Lady Walker through her men: the extremely racist – and very white – overseer Joxer Tierney (Percy Herbert) and the cultured, homosexual, strict military commander – who's very black – Capt. Raymond Daladier (Bernard Boston). The situation is ripe for rebellion, and this nice young man might well be the catalyst that makes it all happen....

Axelle Carolyn, interview

Vomitron — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:49:12 +0000

Introducing Axelle Carolyn, actress & writer in the field of horror cinema. A nice talk about various topics, from Brian Yuzna over Doomsday to her at the time upcoming book "It Lives Again!".

Valerie and her Week of Wonders

Perfesser Deviant — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:20:09 +0000

Thirteen year old Valerie (Jaroslava Schallerová) – who looks like a young Britt Ekland – lives with her grandmother (Helena Anýzová) in a large house. One day, missionary / actor-player / complete weirdo Tchor-konstábl (Jirí Prýmek) appears in the town with Orlík (Petr Kopriva) – who may have already been there – and quickly becomes interested in grandmother and Valerie. There's much more to it than that as the film unfolds like a fever dream story of incest, lesbianism, sexual-awaking, molestation, sexuality, marriage as well as vampires, weasels and religion...

Offscreen Film Festival 2010

Vomitron — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:42:10 +0000

Film fans with a taste for the unconventional and the unusual, rejoice! From the 4th of March to the 21st, Offscreen Film festival's third edition will again take you on a voyage across extravagant cinematographic landscapes. A trip down Japanese, European & Italian genre cinema from past days as well as an introduction to some freshly released films from contemporary world cinema.

3 new thriller trailers

Vomitron — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:02:36 +0000

Darkwoods (Michael Escobedo), The Absent (Sage Bannick) & Don't Fall Asleep (Brent Roske). Three new indie thrillers with a touch of bloody horror. Watch the trailers below.

I Drink Your Blood

Severed Survival — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:38:34 +0000

1970. The United States was at the height of the Vietnam War. The Ohio National Guard were sent to Kent State University after the ROTC building was burned down; opening fire on students protesting U.S. invasion of Cambodia. Four students are killed. A similar event happened at Jackson State University which claimed two lives. The Apollo program was abandoned. Charles Manson released his album "Lies" to finance his criminal defense. The Ford Pinto was introduced. Four California Highway Patrol officers were killed in one day...making 1970 the deadliest year in California law enforcement history. Monday Night Football premiered. And a movie was released to unsuspecting grindhouses and drive-ins that would change exploitation forever....I Drink Your Blood.

No Right Turn

Vomitron — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:38:12 +0000

Johnny (Tao Hildebrand) and Nina (Laura Bach) are quite the happily married couple. He's a smalltime drug dealer with an unhealthy addiction to the goods. She's a former-prostitute turned actress. Or so she told him. Johnny has big dreams of his own. Nina has plans of her own too. This can't go right, can it?

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Perfesser Deviant — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:24:39 +0000

Tomatoes have turned evil and are eating people. Jim Richardson (George Wilson) is charged to stop this menace and so brings in Mason Dixon (David Miller) and his team, led by Lt. Wilbur Finletter (Rock Peace), to do the deed. Cub reporter Lois Fairchild (Sharon Taylor) gets involved trying to warn the public about the horrors, but instead becomes a part of everything. If this sounds stupid, it is absolutely stupid, cheerfully and gleefully stupid, so stupid that it votes for the Silly Party candidate, and, as such, is a really fun farce....

The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant

Sterf — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:02:46 +0000

One Wants to Love, One Wants to Kill! Two heads grafted to the body of a giant! It's not as bad as it sounds. That's about it, really. Any real reviewer/filmfreak, feel free to expand upon my succinct yet true description of this glorious moment in film-history. If it sounds interesting, check it out I'd say.

Ricco The Mean Machine

Severed Survival — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:47:17 +0000

Chris Mitchum (son of legendary actor Robert Mitchum) is Ricco Avasi; a fresh from prison parolee who comes home to find out that his gangster father has been whacked and his woman Rosa (Marisa Longo) is with another man. The sonofabitch behind it all is Don Vito (Arthur Kennedy) and he has no idea the kind of hell he has brought on himself by messing with the MEAN MACHINE. So full of vengeance that it looks like he is sleepwalking, Ricco travels to Rome to find the bastards that screwed up his life. He eventually teams up with an old counterfeiter and his often-naked daughter (Barbara Bouchet) to exact his revenge in this Italian/Spanish co-production.

Wendigo

Perfesser Deviant — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:31:07 +0000

A whole bunch of dreadful campers are led by faux-French-Canadian Defago (Van Washburn Jr.) out into a wilderness that includes an island haunted by some evil spirit which is guarding a treasure or some such stupidity....

Maniac

Severed Survival — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:29:48 +0000

A woman has her throat sliced as she was waiting for her boyfriend on an empty beach. When the boyfriend returns, a hulking figure attacks him from behind and garrotes him off of the ground. Frank (Joe Spinell) wakes up screaming and sweaty. It was only a nightmare. He begins to rock himself back and forth to gather his bearings. It is apparent that Frank has some serious mental issues... and we are only three minutes into the film.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Perfesser Deviant — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:43:30 +0000

The film opens with what looks like ephemeral intestines floating through the void of space looking to spread their mischief on the innocent population of some unsuspecting planet. Luckily they come to Earth where no one is innocent; they end up in San Francisco, California, where people are less innocent still. When the intergalactic spooge settles upon the town of San Francisco it forms nasty little buds with awful red flowers on them....

Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Vomitron — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 07:53:20 +0000

When Elvira learns she's one of the beneficiaries of a Great Aunt (she never heard of before), she takes it as the long cherished opportunity to start up her own show in Las Vegas. Out to claim her rightfully inherited money, she travels to a quiet New England town. But the uptight townspeople of Falwell are in for a treat.

A Bucket Of Blood

Sterf — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:27:41 +0000

The movie begins with a horrible beatnik poet reciting some terrible poetry and that made me almost put it off to watch The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant instead. But hey, since I watched the first minute, I might as well view the next 64. And I'm glad I did, 'cause it's a pretty damn good black comedy. The main character Walter is some sort of borderline retard working as a busboy in a beatnik cafe. The cafe is frequented by lots of horrible 'cool cats' from that time and for some strange reason Walter looks up to them. Is it their beards? Their gay hats? Their previously mentioned horrible poetry? I'll never know but fact is he does, and embarks upon a quest to become as hip as them. His artistic voyage begins if he accidentally stabs his cat who was stuck in a wall and encapsulates it in clay. His 'anatomically correct' cat sculpture is a success, and when a cop tries to arrest him for the drugs some beatnik whore gave him he freaks out, marking the birth of his next artwork 'Murdered Man'. It makes him become a respected artist, and he even gets his own gay hat. Borderline retard or not, he notices a pattern in his success. The rest of the story you'll have to see for yourself, but it's worth it.

Otis ‘n’ Dwayne looks trashy, nasty & tasty

Vomitron — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:51:56 +0000

Two androgynous creatures embark on a psychotronic journey of self-discovery in a cruel, unusual and mostly male world. This comedy about two gay androids abandoned in a New Jersey suburb inhabited by God, the devil, and other lowlifes is a f*cked up movie for f*cked up times.

Meatcleaver Massacre

Vomitron — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:48:34 +0000

It's an alledged shock feature that seems to start off as a tame rape/revenge kind of deal, but very quickly heads off in a slightly more supernatural direction, doing anything but firmly pedalling along. And like any child learning how to ride a bicycle can tell you; when you loose pedals and fall on your ass, it hurts.