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xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="crownjewels" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-8564129529134947554</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 04:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-16T23:28:18.898-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Santa</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">being a kid</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">believing</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">dumb exes</category><title>Short and sweet.....</title><atom:summary>You know what mother fuckers, just because you have no imagination and can't let children be children doesn't mean you had any right to tell my kid that Santa and his friends aren't real.  Nice going jackasses.  Kids seem to have to grow up fast enough why the hell couldn't you just let her believe just a little longer?  I know you hate me but this isn't about me......maybe after you have my foot</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2011/06/short-and-sweet.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>7</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-6331180851378857871</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-03T22:47:59.503-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kids</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">random</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">parenting</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">same day</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">same stuff</category><title>And once again.....</title><atom:summary>For crying out loud!!!  I really am bad at this blogging thing.  I seriously mean to try to blog more but obviously that is next to impossible for me.   I'd like to say being a mother, having a job, and dealing with assholes takes up a lot of time but in truth I think I'm just lazy.  At least I can admit it right? hmmmmmm.......................Anywho, nothing too exciting going on in the land of </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2011/06/and-once-again.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-4587475706924563157</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 05:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-02-04T00:02:25.955-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">I'm back  cross roads</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">love</category><title>Geesh!  It's been a while!</title><atom:summary>*Wind blowing off the dust*TapTapHello?  Is this thing working?   Ah!  Yes, here we areWow!  Can I just say that again....WOW!   I can't believe I've disappeared again for that long, wait, yes I can.  I'm not very good at this blogging thing.  OH and it's not for the lack of things to say because my head is constantly swimming in thought.  I just don't make time, plain and simple.  And you know </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2011/02/geesh-its-been-while.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-5716454698655277073</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 03:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-19T22:52:05.336-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">running around naked</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">missing thoughts</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">voids in life</category><title>Have you ever needed something.....</title><atom:summary>But just couldn't put your finger on what it was?   Yeah, me too.  Except at the moment I'm thinking a new keyboard is what I really need.  The letter E just doesn't want to work properly. Anyway, that's not what I was going to type about, LOLSo, yeah, I mean in this life there is something I need or more perhaps the proper term would be want.Desire?Require?Hell, whatever it is, I WANT it.  The </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2010/09/have-you-ever-needed-something.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-7110376800309470479</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-26T19:02:51.114-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fake friends</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">random</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">annoying people</category><title>Fake Sucks!</title><atom:summary>I'm not talking fake nails or fake hair.  I'm not even talking about those liquid-y things that are supposed to eggs.I'm talking people More specifically friends, well, those that are supposed to be friends anyway.  Those that really believe in their own heads that they are your friend but in reality........nope.Those that call only when they want or need something.  Those that aren't there when </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2010/08/fake-sucks.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-7746328827637767240</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-20T04:11:34.305-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">random</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">people who suck</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lists</category><title>Not sure what to call this</title><atom:summary>Oh yes, I've been away for quite some time.  AgainIt happens, ya know, this thing.Life. Not to mention, I've been most uninspired to write.  Mainly because it would be mostly yelling at people who won't ever read this anyway.  And that is most unsatisfyingBut...........I'll probably end up doing it again at some point anyway.  I mean it's gotta go somewhere right?  God forbid I scream at the </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2010/07/not-sure-what-to-call-this.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-8709844974114391849</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-24T08:42:06.182-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">people friends opinoins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">random</category><title>ME...That's Who I Am</title><atom:summary>I'm sad.  There's just no other way to put it.The worst part there's nothing I can do about it except.......just accept that sometimes people who are more miserable then you make it their life goal to take everything good and make it bad.  Even if that means making someone else look like the most horrible person ever.It's happen to me a time or two in my life recently actually.  Good friends </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2010/03/methats-who-i-am.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-8897333748108960817</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-18T08:27:51.463-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bad blogger</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">random</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">stuff</category><title>I've Been A Bad, Bad Blogger</title><atom:summary>So can anyone tell me where the month of February went?  A whole month gone and not a single blog entry from yours truly. ShamefulNormally this is where I'd come in and start making excuses about where I've been, why I haven't blogged, etc. etc. etc.   The stories would be elaborate (well, as elaborate as I get) and would make a ton of sense considering life at the moment.But...........Not this </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2010/03/ive-been-bad-bad-blogger.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-2283820113122807087</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-20T19:00:52.468-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ignorance</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">life when people suck</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">hatred</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">assholes</category><title>I'm tired, Plain and simple</title><atom:summary>Screw the witch and the broom she rode in on.  Screw you and the loins you came forth from. Fuck that. Too polite. FUCK THE LOT OF YOU! No, not you, the nice, wonderful people who might be reading this.  This is completely directed to the ones who will not be reading this.Unless they actually do a search a find me on accident.*shrugs*  Fuck it, I don't give a shit.  No names are/will be mentioned</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2010/01/im-tired-plain-and-simple.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-186911832686734962</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-08T07:28:30.164-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">resolutions</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">helping each other</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lists</category><title>Resolutions, pishposh....More like a semi-serious to do list</title><atom:summary>2010, another year for broken resolutions.I haven't made any "New Year" resolutions for many years simply because I feel they are a waste of time.  For many years I haven't made any kind of plan for the upcoming "New Year".  From 2005 until 2008, I never knew what was going to happen so I just didn't plan anything. Spontaneity is much better anyway.This year I decided to make a to-do list, </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2010/01/resolutions-pishposhmore-like-semi.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-1550372846180819810</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-05T09:48:50.926-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">annoying people</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">New Year</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">beginnings</category><title>2010....A New Decade, A New Year, and perhaps a New Beginning</title><atom:summary>Wow!  Another year has flown by, how does that happen so quickly?This last year wasn't all that fun  if you ask me so where did it go?OH now, don't get me wrong, last year had some highlights for sure.  I mean there was getting back in touch with old friends (turned out not so great...story to come later perhaps);  traveling to New York,with a friend, to meet, in person, an "old" but new friend; </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2010/01/2010a-new-decade-new-year-and-perhaps.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-8799076739946787624</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-26T15:13:48.101-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kids</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tylenol</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">misbehaving</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">day after Christmas</category><title>And So It Begins.......</title><atom:summary>SHUT UP! Those are some not so nice words but my absolute favorite of the day.  Three kids, new stuff, and one grown-up, Want to know what that equals?Fighting, more fighting, and Mom yelling Shut up to the lot of them all day long.   I tried being nice, honestly I did.  I tried the whole "Please Be Quiet" route. They just got louder.And my headache got worse.What was I thinking??  More like lack</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/12/and-so-it-begins.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-4623508445603526593</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-22T07:42:47.563-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kids</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">divorce</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">sharing</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">time</category><title>I Don't Have to Like it and You Can't Make Me!</title><atom:summary>I'm not afraid to admit it.  Really I'm not.I have a serious problem sharing.....just don't tell my kids.See it goes a little something like this:I'm getting a divorce.  Plain and simple.  I'm GREAT with this fact until it comes down to the  Sharing of the child we made together.  I'm all for him having to pay his child support and all that but I DO NOT like having to give up my time.   Sure, I </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/12/sharing-and-why-im-bad-parent.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-2571796368641728450</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-18T16:59:20.241-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bestest friends</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">blogs</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">make overs</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bluish moons</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">chics</category><title>I GOT A MAKE OVER!!!</title><atom:summary>Check it out!  I'm almost brand new!!!!!That's like so totally awesome.........and all that other shit that goes along with it.I figured maybe if I got a new "do" perhaps I'd be inspired to do more blogging.  Life is always hectic but I sorta promise for now to blog more then once in a bluish colored moon.After all the moon is made of cheese....And I like cheese, so the mouth to mouth to make the</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-got-make-over.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-2229615638180799582</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-30T14:01:51.215-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kids</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Kuing</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wind</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">rain</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">family</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fall</category><title>Ku'in on a Rainy, Windy, Icky Day</title><atom:summary>Ok, so it's been awhile.  Life sucks and then we move on with things.WellFor the most part anyway.So I have a few friends that won't be happy (just messin' y'all) until the Jewels Ku's for the first time in like forever. I have to say I'm not the best ku-er in the world but it's raining...Might as well pass the time somehow.Here's goes..................</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/10/kuin-on-rainy-windy-icky-day.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-3860293154571360014</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-11T22:23:36.299-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">random</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">stupid people</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">roller coasters</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">judgment</category><title>Roller Coasters and Stupid People</title><atom:summary>Yes they exist.  I encounter them everyday.STUPID PEOPLE!!!!You know the whole analogy about how life is roller coaster with all it's ups and downs?   Well, I found a flaw.  A HUGE one at that.  How come the stupid people don't ever fall off?  Wouldn't it make perfect sense if they did? It's ridiculous the amount of stupid people I have to deal with on a daily basis.  I haven't ever claimed to be</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/08/roller-coasters-and-stupid-people.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-4827791783042236288</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 13:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-09T08:54:26.545-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">changes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">strength</category><title>"Life's about changes, Nothing ever stays the Same"</title><atom:summary>Isn't it funny how that happens?  You go along in your life and you realize things aren't quite how you pictured them.  I know nothing is the same forever but there are some things you have that you just expect to stay that way.  Or was I cuckoo for thinking that?Ehh..don't answer that. Anyway, changes are afoot in the life of Jewels.  Some big, some small, some so out there most people would/</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/08/lifes-about-changes-nothing-ever-stays.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-2729634731635313514</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-22T23:42:10.239-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">attitudes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bail money</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">men</category><title>It's about time....</title><atom:summary>February? Are you kidding me? Damn, guess it's been a really long time since I've blessed the web with my charming personality. I'm sure I really wasn't missed all that much considering I have next to no readers. And of course if I actually made an effort to blog and visit other bloggers perhaps that would change. But right now (obviously) that isn't in my great life plan. In fact I don't even </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/07/its-about-time.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-964233885797087292</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-10T10:15:20.704-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Algebra</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">the boy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">math</category><title>The Missing Link</title><atom:summary>Well, not really but it's close.See THAT! See that picture?  It's proof that the boy does do homework.Or least pretends really well.Actually he was doing Math homework. (which took him all of 15 minutes to do by the way)  I watched him so I know he really did it too.  Two pages of math or 80 problems in 15 minutes.Algebra no less!!ALGEBRA!!!!!!  One of my worst subjects in my high school career.</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/02/missing-link.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aRAQYQEvqlk/SZGkYVyx4fI/AAAAAAAAAY4/WxcLBoPa0Ro/s72-c/homework.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-1995236790908868200</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-30T09:07:52.392-06:00</atom:updated><title>Haiku Friday:  Frozen Stiff</title><atom:summary> White, shiny, and coldBliss for the kids, Hell for meSpring time Hurry Up!click the Haiku button at the top for more Ku-ing Fun.</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/01/haiku-friday-frozen-stiff.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aRAQYQEvqlk/SYMXDj8DWaI/AAAAAAAAAYw/nTGM9ZPyaCQ/s72-c/downthestreet.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-8579430478164424751</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-28T07:53:31.449-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wordless Wednesday</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">sunsets</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">winter</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">end of day</category><title>Wordless Wednesday:             The End</title><atom:summary>Head on over to 5 Minutes for Mom or Wordless Wednesday, the blog.  Have a great day everyone!</atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/01/wordless-wednesday-end.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aRAQYQEvqlk/SYBizo4v6lI/AAAAAAAAAYg/e5bO14qxaZU/s72-c/wordless.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-4507061424909150848</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-26T22:38:18.448-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">random</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">weird</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">daily</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lists</category><title>Please Sit down!  I wouldn't want anyone to faint.</title><atom:summary>I mean after all, TWO blogs from me in one day, WOW!  But see I have this friend who really must not like me much.  She keeps tagging me with these damn memes or Blog VDs as they are commonly referred to.  Teehee...actually I know she big puffy hearts me so it's ok.  I honestly don't mind if she tags me each and every time. Anyway......So I have to do this thing and then tag some other people </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/01/please-sit-down-i-wouldnt-want-anyone.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-5777248637331176665</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-26T10:01:31.482-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">rude</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">baby showers</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">guests</category><title>A Letter to Rude Party Guests:</title><atom:summary>Dear Rude Baby Shower guests:Yesterday was the day to celebrate my sister and bil's new addition to their family.  This day was about THEM, their new baby girl, and not YOU.  I know a social gathering is for just that, being social.  I also know that it's a time to visit with people you may not see on a regular basis.  HOWEVER, during the activity part such as games (you know, the ones you all </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/01/letter-to-rude-party-guests.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-4891082812787558965</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-22T09:46:29.856-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">blackmail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">little sisters</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">girlfriens</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">future</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">dogs</category><title>And Choir sang: Baboo and Payton sittin' in the tree....</title><atom:summary>K.I.S.S.I.N.G.And that choir is a choir of ONE.  The little sister of course.  Baboo would be the boy child and Payton is not his girlfriend or any girl we know.Payton is the dog.He's a spoiled, half-breed that is two years old.  Mixed with Golden Retriever and Black Lab, he's one of the most energetic, wimpy dogs I know.  Oh he tries to be brave and he tries to let people know he's the boss but </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-choir-sang-baboo-and-payton-sittin.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aRAQYQEvqlk/SXiUkA6LsSI/AAAAAAAAAYI/3eS4-7Pg4T4/s72-c/puhlease.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1225453940877373113.post-3764191611444875139</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-21T07:49:22.687-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wordless Wednesday</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">marrow bones</category><title>Let's Play another game:  What the hell is that thing??</title><atom:summary>For more WW fun head on over to Wordless Wednesday or 5 Minutes for MomAny guesses?   Anyone??   Bueller?   Bueller?? Ok, so since I'm in a decent mood this morning I'll let you know that it's not a penis.   The actual story behind that picture goes a little something like this.  So there I was, lying on the floor trying to get this cute picture of the girl's feet.  Apparently the dog was not </atom:summary><link>http://jewels-crownjewels.blogspot.com/2009/01/lets-play-another-game-what-hell-is.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jewels)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aRAQYQEvqlk/SXaY_2P_N0I/AAAAAAAAAXs/EzhzlTmAdOk/s72-c/wordless.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>4</thr:total></item></channel></rss>

