Cricket Humor

More Cric Toons from Satish Acharya

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:35:00 +0000

Satish Acharya's cric toons are just amazing, enjoy this video with a series of cric toons...:)

Indian Cricketers' Families

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:58:00 +0000

Weired Dismissals

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 18:41:00 +0000

Some weired dismissals:

Lalit Modi and IPLGate

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Thu, 27 May 2010 03:38:00 +0000

Lalit Modi's toons from Satish Acharya's blog:

Simply hilarious...:)

Sachin Tendulkar's Collage

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:20:00 +0000

Recently I have stumbled upon a website named ShapeCollage This help me in extracting a collage in the shape of heart(though you have variety of choices) from all the available photographs on Google Images on legendary Sachin Tendulkar. All the existing photographs in collage work as a link. I found it real cool.

Best wishes are pouring in from all corners of the world for Sachin after completeing scintillating twenty years(not out) in the world of Cricket. In India where Cricket is a religion, Sachin is God of this religion.

Way to go Sachin!!

Muttiah's Black Magic

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:19:00 +0000

Do you think Muttiah Muralitharan's abnormally large eyes are behind his spin...

Zoo Zoo Ads During IPL

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:43:00 +0000

Simply hilarious...

Salman's IPL Team

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:24:00 +0000

Satish Acharya simply rocks. If Bollywoood actor Salman Khan gets an IPL team then this is how his team will look like:

How is it going

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:57:00 +0000

An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he dialled the number for Lord's.

"How's it going?" he asked.

"Fine," came the answer, "We've got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.

Siddhusim - II

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:18:00 +0000

Another series on Siddhuism, Enjoy!!

- The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs.

- The Indian cricket board is like vessel that leaks from the top.

- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

- One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

- The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

- Money is like manure. It is not good until it is spread around.

- This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

- The cat with gloves catches no mice.

- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

- Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.

- Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

- You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

- The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

- The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

- The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

- You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

Siddhusim - I

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:05:00 +0000

Enjoy first series of some funny sayings from Navjot Singh Siddhu:

- Wickets are like wives! You never know which way they will turn!

- He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!

- When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!

- The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!

- The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!

- A big outcry but no outcome!

- All that comes from a cow is not milk!

- Bad habits are like comfy beds. Easy to get into. Very difficult to get out.

- A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.

- He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

- Statistics are like bikinis! What they reveal is suggestive and what they hide is essential!

- The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.

- There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

- The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

A Funny Cricket Advertisement

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:56:00 +0000

A funny cricket video from Indian Cricket League ad campaign

Cricketers Who Made Us Laugh

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:31:00 +0000

Some hilarious moments in world of Cricket:

Tendulkar's 3 unbelievable 6's

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:30:00 +0000

Enjoy..

Underarm Tragedy

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:15:00 +0000

The match between Australia and New Zealand, World Series Cup, Third Final, Melbourne Cricket Ground, 1st February, 1981.

Bird Killer Cricketer

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:11:00 +0000

In a sad accident where a bird is killed by a throw...

CricToons Returns

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:05:00 +0000

More from Satish Acharya's blog on Cricket cartoons:

'Drinks' On Cricket Pitch

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:27:00 +0000

A drink awareness campaign, which I can bet you guys would surely enjoy...simply hilarious!!

A Six Year Old Allrounder

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:19:00 +0000

Check this out...

Mark Boucher Sledging

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:06:00 +0000

Check this video out where Mark Boucher is at his verbal onslaught on Zimbabwean cricketer Taibu.

Funny Cricket Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:02:00 +0000

Here goes a compilation of some of the funniest quotes during the game of Cricket:

Viv Richards

Greg Thomas was bowling to Viv Richards in a county game. Viv missed a superb outswinger, and Thomas said “It’s red, round and weighs about 5 ounces.” The next ball, Viv hits Greg Thomas out of the ground and replies, “Greg, you know what it looks like. Go ahead and find it!”

Richie Benaud

“His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.”

“That slow motion replay doesn’t show how fast the ball was travelling.”

“There was a slight interruption there for athletics.” (Referring to a streaker at Lord’s.)

“Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle.”

“He’s usually a good puller – but he couldn’t get it up that time.”

With most series coming to an end around now and teams taking a short breather before training camps and warm ups for CWC, I thought i would share some little snippets I saw in wisden:

Rod Marsh: "Hows your wife and my kids?"

Ian Botham: " The wifes fine , the kids are retarded"

Mike Atherton on Merv's sledging: " I couldnt hear anything except that it all ended in 'arsewipe' "

And last but not least Neil Johnson, wannabe commentator: "The team that doesnt win will find itself on the losing side" (very insightful!)

Merv Hughes & Viv Richards

During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl."

Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k *ff."

Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad

The big fella popped up again with another classic, this time in the 1991 Adelaide Test against Pakistan. Hughes was less than impressed when Javed called him a "fat bus conductor" as the pair squared up to one another.

A few balls later, Hughes got his man and as Javed walked past, could not resist shouting "Tickets, please!"

Merv Hughes & Robin Smith

Smith played and missed while facing Hughes in the 1989 Lord's Test between England and Australia. Hughes, never short of a word or two, told the Hampshire star: "You can't f***ing bat, mate."

Smith then smashed the next ball to the boundary and replied: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. "I can't f***ing bat and you can't f***ing bowl."

Crazy Cricket

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Fri, 08 May 2009 15:16:00 +0000

Satish Acharya is a talented Cartoonist and his Cricket cartoons really tickle your funny bones. Here goes few of cartoons from his blog which I am sure you all will enjoy:

All Jazzy Masala from Fake IPL Player(FIPLP)

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Fri, 01 May 2009 14:54:00 +0000

Ever since IPL-II took off in South Africa, FIPLP created a storm by his saucy and mean posts. FIPLP is anonymous and the whole world is guessing who the hell this guy is from Shahrukh's Kolkata Knight Riders(KKR) team, may be or may be not. But the kind of posts that he has written so far are real nasty ones and creating furore amongst cricket fraternity and beyond.

FIPLP is a blogger, who claims to be a reserve player with the KKR, has not spared anyone. He named Sachin Tendulkar, a Little Monster (little master), Yuvraj Singh, a Prince Charles of Patiala, Ravi Shastri,a Kishan Kanhaiyya and Vijay Mallya, Mr Batlivala.

I found FIPLP posts real humors and thrilling sometimes. You may like to check out his ramblings:

Fake IPL Player

Smoking Side of Cricketers

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:37:00 +0000

Former Indian spinner-turned-television commentator Maninder Singh admitted to being addicted to cocaine after he was arrested from his residence. He said that he first used drugs 10 years ago in Holland, and continued to use drugs because of family problems.

South African batsman Herschelle Gibbs was involved in a marijuana-smoking binge while on tour in the West Indies in 2001. Three other team members and a support staff were also hauled up for their conduct. Gibbs was banned for three games.

One of the game's greatest bowlers, Wasim Akram was caught smoking marijuana along with three teammates on a tour to the West Indies in 1993. Incidentally, Wasim was on his maiden tour as Pakistan captain.

Legendary England all-rounder Ian Botham admitted to have smoked cannabis in the West Indies in the 1970s, where England were thumped in a Test series. Botham returned to cricket after serving a 63-day ban by breaking Dennis Lillee's then record of most Test wickets.

Cricket Photos on Flickr

noreply@blogger.com (Dharmendra P) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:20:00 +0000

I have found some real interesting photos on Flickr related to Cricket.

Enjoy!!