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Itchin’ Knittin’

Karen Sugarpants — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:00:46 +0000

There are 15 more pictures where this came from…and not all of them are pretty. In fact, most of them make me want to run into a fire. Prepare to be REALLY itchy.

Thanks Sara!

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Bored at Work? Dead Fly Art Will Keep You Busy!

Karen Sugarpants — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:35:54 +0000

1. Kill a few flies.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow.

Here are a few examples…

Thanks Nicole!

Not the same, but still fun:

I Don’t Even Know What a Hair Stick Is. But These Are Frackin’ Weird.

Karen Sugarpants — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:00:00 +0000

Thanks Maegan!

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If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put a Trek On It

Karen Sugarpants — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:22:49 +0000

Beam me upskirt…and Kiss Me:

Thanks YooperGal!

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Alfred Hitchcock Approves This Message

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:24:17 +0000

Blackbird sing in the dead of niiiiiiight….

Now I’m going to have that Blackbird song in my head all day.

Bonus crazy bluebird:

It kind of looks like it’s attacking her.

Evil! EVIL!

Now if you don’t think these will make you look like enough of a wingnut, you can also purchase a “caviar necklace.” Except the caviar are CostCo-sized.

Thanks Judith!

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Know How Every Parent Thinks Their Baby is The Cutest?

This Is Precisely What My Eyes Looked Like When I Was Breastfeeding

Karen Sugarpants — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:00:08 +0000

It’s a draining job, but someboobies gotta do it. Tits not gonna do titself.

Suddenly I want thumbprint cookies. Weird.

Thanks Frank!

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Voulez Vouz CROCHET Avec Moi, Ce Soir?

Karen Sugarpants — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:23:52 +0000

Well if I wore this one, at least it would distract from my back fat. But wait! Wait till you see the front. For some reason it reminds me of a full ashtray:

Thanks Charity!

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What Would You Do If You Had This in Your Panties?

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:21:22 +0000

I tell you what, if I found a mole on my vagina that looked like this, I would burn my entire vagina clean off.

Meet the Aretha Spanklin Vagina Mole. Yeah, I don’t know either.

Thanks Nicole!

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Got a spare tablecloth and feather boa?

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:30:40 +0000

This outfit is one of many unique one of a kind exotic dancewear garments that I have available. Add me to your favorites and check back often for new items.

This 2 piece ensemble comes with a shrug style jacket and flare bottom pants. The fabric is a turquoise floral shear print accented in bright turquoise boa feathers. A 70’s rockin style costume, lingerie or a fun outfit for the exotic dancer.

Sorry this outfit does not come with the pink top or a matching thong.

Don’t worry. With hotness like that? No one will notice the lack of t-shirt or thong.

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We’re Loving: Shark Eating Your Head, Kid.

Karen Sugarpants — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:00:50 +0000

I don’t know if I’m more impressed with this creative idea or the fact that the artist “winged it.” DOODS. That’s talent. I want one!

Thanks Eliza!

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