Craftastrophe

Countdown to Thanksgiving: Not a Craftastrophe

Karen Sugarpants — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:05 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, Turkducken.

GENIUS.

WANT.

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Not the same, but still fun:

Mah Frienz R Gonna Be Sew Dang Jelus

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:42:41 +0000

I love mah teef necklace, dontchu?

See what I did there? Dontchu? Don’t chew?

Thanks Kerrie!

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Not a Turkey

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:00:19 +0000

I don’t know WHAT this is, but despite what the crafter says, it’s ain’t no turkey. It’s more like Toucan Sam getting buggered by something who lives near a pineapple under the sea. WTF?

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Somehow I don’t think Jimmy Choo would approve

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:48:30 +0000

New! Jimmy Choo! Because nothing says Choo like used beaten up shoes with a feather glued to it.

Get your pennies out! All 7,500 of them.

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Breakfast of Champions (or Pimps)

sam {temptingmama} — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:21 +0000

I’ll have two eggs, over easy. Toast, white, and three slices of bacon.

Oh, and make my bacon pimp, please.

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Wild Turkey

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:00:18 +0000

I love how the crafter specified it wasn’t for drinking. Especially since all of her pictures are blurry. Ironic.

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The Penistron Will Allow You To Have Sex Online

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:21:33 +0000

Fantastic.

I can think of a dozen other inventions I’d like to ask Japan to work on. Like a thing that will fold and put away laundry. Or something to make me skinny the more sugar and crap I eat. HOW ABOUT THAT, JAPAN?

Not the same, but still fun:

Two Thumbs..

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:30:57 +0000

Who has two thumbs and a shitty shirt?

This girl.

Well, not really this girl, because dude? Did you see that shirt? Why the brass knuckles? It’s like the motherfuckin’ A Team all over again.

I pity da foo.

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Profess your love for Edward Cullen. Everyone’s doing it.

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:37:31 +0000

I am Team Psycho-stalker-pervert-old-man-vampire-cold-as-ice-Edward lover while Karen is all about the fuzzy warm drooling hound werewolf Jacob.

As much as we love the books and are braving the masses on the pre-release night of New Moon, we are on opposite teams when it comes to vampire and werewolf hotness.

I do believe we are on the same team when it comes to creep-tastic wall decals…

which look like they’ve been written in blood…

profess their longing for a long dead teenage boy who could (**SPOILER**) rip you apart with one shot of his Man Spirit (even though, HELLO! He’s dead. I mean, come on! He can make Man Spirit still? and babies? Pffft) …

isn’t that kinda like selling your soul to the devil or something?!

P.S. Honey, you best be careful. You are thisclose to showing Edward your lady bits.

Because really? Who doesn’t want a gigantor head of an angst ridden prima donna actor who will now forever carry the persona of a glittery vampire?

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Glitter Regurgitation

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:00:07 +0000

These (regurgitated) polymer clay caca faces are ready to add to your art dolls compost or any other craft project which will soon be burned beyond recognition.

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