Craftastrophe

PSA from Craftastrophe: Kids, keep your hands out of the cages!

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:58:57 +0000

Next time my kid doesn’t listen and shoves his hand in a rabbit cage, I shall show him this. Should be a good reminder for a 4 year old, no?

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The Eyes of Frida

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:43:10 +0000

I don’t know, maybe I’m stating the obvious here…but that kinda looks like a penis in (its) mouth, and maybe vagina eyes?

Either way. I am scarred for life. FOR SERIOUS.

From the listing:

For the love of Frida and her ever lasting existence, when the consciousness ceases, the mind has die [sic], but not the imagination.

I think this person’s imagination could use a vacation.

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey Earrings Aren’t as Bad as Bald Eagle Earrings

Karen Sugarpants — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:00:20 +0000

Want proof? Read more:

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Not a Craftastrophe

Karen Sugarpants — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:05 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, Turkducken.

GENIUS.

WANT.

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Mah Frienz R Gonna Be Sew Dang Jelus

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:42:41 +0000

I love mah teef necklace, dontchu?

See what I did there? Dontchu? Don’t chew?

Thanks Kerrie!

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Not a Turkey

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:00:19 +0000

I don’t know WHAT this is, but despite what the crafter says, it’s ain’t no turkey. It’s more like Toucan Sam getting buggered by something who lives near a pineapple under the sea. WTF?

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Somehow I don’t think Jimmy Choo would approve

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:48:30 +0000

New! Jimmy Choo! Because nothing says Choo like used beaten up shoes with a feather glued to it.

Get your pennies out! All 7,500 of them.

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Breakfast of Champions (or Pimps)

sam {temptingmama} — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:21 +0000

I’ll have two eggs, over easy. Toast, white, and three slices of bacon.

Oh, and make my bacon pimp, please.

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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Wild Turkey

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:00:18 +0000

I love how the crafter specified it wasn’t for drinking. Especially since all of her pictures are blurry. Ironic.

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The Penistron Will Allow You To Have Sex Online

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:21:33 +0000

Fantastic.

I can think of a dozen other inventions I’d like to ask Japan to work on. Like a thing that will fold and put away laundry. Or something to make me skinny the more sugar and crap I eat. HOW ABOUT THAT, JAPAN?