Craftastrophe

Excuse Me, Your Bookmark Needs a Brazilian

suebob — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:57:02 +0000

Bookmarks are one of those little things in life that make a statement about what kind of person you are. The deeply pragmatic go with an old receipt; the sentimental with a beloved note. Others have some kind of complicated thing that clips on or has a chain or something. But what does it say about you when you have a completely random collage topped by what looks like a hank of unruly pubic hair?

{Source} $5, which you could just save toward a wax job

Not the same, but still fun:

Monkey See, Monkey Don’t

suebob — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000

The best part of this? You don’t have to buy it. They give you a pattern so you can make your own! As if.

He gets that extra-demented look from the inclusion of pop tabs, so you can use up some of the beer pulls that have been littering your living room carpet.

{Source} Less than 4 scary dollars

Thanks to Schmutzie for this one, too.

Not the same, but still fun:

Going Bananas

suebob — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:10:38 +0000

This one comes from an assist by the able Schmutzie, of Schmutzie, Five Star Friday, and the Canadian Blogging Awards (among other things).

She sent me the cutest message saying “Would you mind if I occasionally sent you Etsy links to crazy shit? Like this?” Would I MIND? No, I love having people help me excavate the muddy minefields of crazy Etsy stuff.

Oh, you want to see what she sent me? Guess what? It has already sold! But it looked like this:

Fret not, my friends. The shop has even better items in it, my favorite of which is a – wait for it – statement necklace that looks almost exactly like a banana peel!

And what better way to say “I’m going bananas!” than to wear bananas?

{Source} Less than $23 worth of crazy

Not the same, but still fun:

Your Friends Are For Giving You Nightmares

suebob — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:27:09 +0000

LaurieWrites pointed me to these horrifying items. Thanks, Laurie. When we’re sharing a room at BlogHer and I wake up screaming, I’ll remind you about this.

Jewelry made from Barbie parts. They should be called the Mayhem Collection.

Full story at Toxel.com

Not the same, but still fun:

Looking forward to Valentines Day

suebob — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000

These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they’re all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they’re spiked, so if the date doesn’t go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it’s how countries solve their problems).

I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd – These Spikes are for YOU.

{Source} $90 closer to a venereal disease

Not the same, but still fun:

Fickle Finger of Fate

suebob — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:00:01 +0000

Make sure your lover takes all of their anti-psychotic meds before you spring this one on them.

{Source} 65 bones

Not the same, but still fun:

Expect a Call from Homer Simpson

suebob — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:00:02 +0000

Mmmmm donuts.

I think Marge could make Homer a very, very happy man with this.
{Source} Just $25. Also available by the baker’s dozen.

Not the same, but still fun:

Hey There Tiger

suebob — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:00:09 +0000

Rowr. Here, kitty kitty.

Just watch our for claw marks in the furniture.
{Source}

Not the same, but still fun:

In case you want to hang from the gym ceiling and spin around

suebob — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:00:41 +0000

I present the Disco Ball Bra

Warning: If you break this, it is like 1 million years bad luck.
{Source} $72 worth of sparkly mirrors

Not the same, but still fun:

Fun for everyone to play!

suebob — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:55:20 +0000

What do you get when you mix your lovely lady lumps with a popular children’s game? Behold, the Pokemon-inspired Pokebra!

My question is, what do they have for Poke Balls?
{Source} $29.99 or a set of Pokemon cards.