Momspective

Fantasy Football – Come On You Slackers

Julie — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:59:20 +0000

Because we’re about 2/3 of the way through the Fantasy Football season (1/2 way through if you count the playoffs), I’m going to take the time to remind everyone why we’ve gotten into this in the first place and recap what we’ve talked about so far. My goal in creating this training course is to strengthen [...]

I’ll Never Be A Supermodel

Julie — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:46:09 +0000

…and I don’t want to be. It’s funny how I’ve become a “role model” for people. Like not funny ha ha, funny weird. I know I’ve said this before but I’m going to say it again- I DO NOT EAT HEALTHY. Not even close to healthy. I’m never going to have one of those super skinny, super tight [...]

Eff You, Daylight Savings Time. Eff You.

Julie — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:59:51 +0000

What the fuck. Obviously George Vernon Hudson didn’t have children. It gets dark. So fucking what? I’ll start with the Wikipedia definition of daylight savings. I didn’t know the point of it and after reading it, I still don’t see the effing point. Daylight saving time is the practice of advancing clocks so that afternoons have [...]

Wordless Wednesday – Now THIS Is Adorable

Julie — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:59:47 +0000

All The Cool Kids are Doing It:

Stripper Poles, Shameless Self Promotion and Other Random Tuesday Thoughts

Julie — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:59:22 +0000

If I could make one change to my house, I’d add a stripper pole to my bedroom and have it so that with the push of a button, it’d change into a Fireman’s pole and I could zip down from my bedroom (after my saucy dancing) to the kitchen to get a snack. THAT would [...]