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Barack Obama Reads This Blog

Colby Day — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:47:44 +0000

Well reader(s), I’ve got some important news. It seems that, in between important meetings about the security of the state, Barack Obama reads this blog. That’s correct, I’ve been endorsed by good old B.O. (now I know why that nickname never caught on for him). Not only does he read this blog, but he even [...] Related posts:

Mexican ‘Lil Wayne on NBC’s “Community”

Colby Day — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:59:32 +0000

If you haven’t been watching Community because you were waiting for the opinion of a professional as to whether it’s good or not, wait no more. It’s pretty good. That’s right, I just implied that I am a professional. Here’s a clip from last week’s episode: Also, it seems they’ve hired the Mexican ‘Lil Wayne to [...] Related posts:

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I’m Back, Bitches! Sorry. I’m back.

Colby Day — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:00:33 +0000

Sorry, that was inappropriate. I've been off the internet for a long time. I've had no outlet for my snark and strange behavior other than every day life, which is simply not enough for some of us. While I've been gone, I've been busy producing a feature film I wrote, entitled "I Don't Want to Kill Myself." No related posts.

Bruno Movie Quoting Taskforce

Colby Day — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:17:18 +0000

I only wish this task force had existed for My Big Fat Greek Wedding! God, I had to hear “Put some Windex on it!” so many times. Thanks FreeWilliamsburg for pointing this out. Share This: yahooBuzzArticleHeadline = "Bruno Movie Quoting Taskforce"; yahooBuzzArticleId = "http://blog.colbyday.com/videos/bruno-movie-quoting-taskforce/"; [...] Related posts:

Ask A Guy Riding A Unicycle: Hospital Bed Edition

Colby Day — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:06:54 +0000

Unfortunately, dear readers “Ask A Guy Riding a Unicycle” is currently on hiatus. Our resident Guy Riding a Unicycle is currently in the hospital after a nasty tumble off the unicycle sent him through an open sewer grate. Apparently he was in the act of writing his advice column with his iPhone when his unicycle’s [...] Related posts:

The Terminator I Wish I Had Seen

Colby Day — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:15:57 +0000

This is one of the deleted scenes from the most recent installment of the Terminator franchise, in which we finally get the explanation as to why all future robotic soldiers have had Arnold Schwarzenegger’s faced grafted onto their metallic skulls. Plus, silly accents! I don’t know about anyone else, but I think I would much rather [...] No related posts.

New Feature: Movie Monday Live Tweeting

Colby Day — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:54:06 +0000

Well folks, if you’re not already following me on Twitter, you missed out on the beginning of a revolution last night. It all started when I recorded The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift a few weeks ago because I thought, “I bet that’s bad.” As it turns out, it may be the best movie [...] Related posts:

New Feature: Future Fridays

Colby Day — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:02:18 +0000

Thanks to a complicated scientific experiment gone horribly awry, every Friday if I am able to properly position my newspaper on the coffee table, a wormhole opens up that allows me to see the headlines from years and years into the future. It may sound complicated and far-fetched, but believe me, being able to see [...] Related posts:

New Feature: Ask A Guy Riding a Unicycle

Inside the Internship: Day One

Colby Day — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:06:43 +0000

Hey y’all. My name’s Jamie and I’m Colby Day’s newest intern. He asked me to do a column about what moving here to New York for an internship’s like. I’ve never written anything before (except for YouTube comments) so I’m pretty excited! Day One I haven’t had an internship before, let alone one for a production company [...] Related posts:

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