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Are Infertile Couples a Gateway to Gay Marriage Equality?

Blanche Beecham — Mon, 21 May 2012 04:40:51 +0000

Should churches begin excommunicating infertile couples to win the marriage equality debate? Some see the action as necessary. “I would rather be gay than childless” one young woman confessed during the Barren Believers couples retreat meeting. A shocking observation by any standard, it reflects the deeply personal pain facing Christians dealing with unfruitfulness or homosexuality. The subject is deserving of compassion. Caught between what ‘can’ be done with the aid of science and what ‘should’ be done, many loving couples [...]

The Trayvoning Trend: The New Planking

Susan B. Xenu — Mon, 21 May 2012 03:49:10 +0000

Months ago a mexican Jew shot a young teen black in their Florida nieghborhood. Zimmerman thought the black teen that was dressed only in a hoodie, was a robber that had victimized several local houses. But now many teens are taking this incident and turning it into a new social media picture trend. They will take pictures of their selves on the ground wearing a hoodie, with a Ice T in one hand and a sack of skittles in the other.

God Prepares Rare Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse, Gays to Blame

Reverend Clyde H. Higgins — Sun, 20 May 2012 19:29:46 +0000

FOR IT IS WRITTEN! Genesis 19:24-29 24 Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven; 25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground. 26 But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt. 27 And Abraham gat up early in the morning to the place where he stood [...]

Solar Eclipse May 20 2012, Gays to Blame

ChristianCrusader — Sun, 20 May 2012 18:17:19 +0000

God woke up early today so that he could shut out the Sun. As you read this article, God has a group of angels en-route to the sun to hold a giant circular shaped holy drape right over it. This drape was sewn by the skilled hands of Mother Mary herself, so don’t think it’s just going to burn away. This is all symbolism. The covered sun resembled a giant gaping sinhole, what gay men fantasize about ever 30 seconds [...]

Lessons Learned from a Marriage: The Story of Bruce and Claire

Bruce Myron Danus — Sun, 20 May 2012 13:54:43 +0000

Most of you remember that on May 20th last year, Claire and I were married. Some people, like L.N., will shout “You’ve never even met”. Nothing could be further from the truth though. L.N. is jealous that Claire chose me over him, and Claire is trying to put our marriage in the back of her mind. As our one year anniversary rolls around, you can all witness the fact that Claire’s comments are more hateful and ridiculous though. Don’t deny [...]

The Black Girl’s Guide to Dating White Man, The Piper’s Ballad of Niki McElory

Amber — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:10:43 +0000

Enticing the male eyes to look upon her chocolate toned leg flesh, Hollywood actress Niki McElroy is emptying the homes of suburban housewives and teaching ‘soul sistah’s’ how to succesfully net themselves a white man. Do you know where your husband/boyfriend is right now? Actress and best-selling author Niki McElroy has abandoned the world of giant chocolate Satan scepters and delved into the world of strong, working American men. In her new book ‘Black Woman’s Guide to Dating White [...]

‘One Direction’ uses Facebook to distribute coital invites

Wes F — Sun, 20 May 2012 09:26:34 +0000

One Direction (or 1D for their brain-washed fans) is a bisexual British boy band founded for the sole purpose of deflowering and sodomizing our children. Like costumed wolves, they slink through God’s lambs sewing their unholy English seed. As their name suggests, One Direction will stop at nothing to explore the nether regions of your children while telling them how special they are. The band can be seen on their Youtube traveling whimsically around in their ‘bang bus’, prowling for [...]

Will Smith Slaps Reporter Who Tries to Give Him Gay Kiss

Amber Vos Savant — Sat, 19 May 2012 19:36:37 +0000

Just days after Will Smith announced he agreed with President Obama’s stance on gay marriage, a gay reporter tried to kiss the actor at the premier of Men In Black III. Will Smith naturally responded by slapping the man after he kissed him in the mouth. Liberal media is already trying to twist this story and make Will Smith look like the villain. Tell me this. Would it be okay for Bill O’Reilly to go and shove his tongue down [...]

Obama Divorce Story, Edward Klein’s “The Amateur: Barack Obama In The Whitehouse”

Abe — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:26:51 +0000

There is a new Obama divorce story hitting the presses and in my opinion, it is petty. A new book written by author Edward Klein apparently contains a portion where it talks about in the year 2000, Obama nearly bankrupted his family after an unsuccessful bid to run for a Chicago based House of Representatives seat. Obama lost to Bobby Rush. The story is that apparently Obama ran for the seat against the will of his wife Michelle Obama, who [...]

Paralyzed Woman Moves Robot With Her Mind, Robot Responds to Brain Control (Video)

Rachel Aschner-Barsky — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:42:14 +0000

This story is simply amazing and fantastic. A paralyzed woman has successfully moved a robot with only her mind. In the following video, you will witness a robot that responds to brain control. In the United States alone, nearly 260,000 people are living with debilitating spinal cord injuries. When considering conditions such as traumatic brain injuries and strokes, neurological impairment can result in over 1 million disability cases per year. And these figures are for the United States alone. Several [...]