Today here is yet more proof that yields credence Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian vampire. This is dangerous because kids right now are being tempted by a movied named Twilight. For those of you who do not know, this movie is responsible for scores of cases where children have bit each other in the neck.

This movie has encouraged children to fornicate at young ages and to have blood rituals with the family pets, namely wolf dogs. Now we see a “Hollywood Role Model”, this Lindsay Lohan, is further tempting females to act like vampires and there is one in the film named Bella.

She has bestial relations with a vampire and werewolf and curses the name of our Heavenly Father, then does vampire blood rituals with a room full of men strangers. Twilight tries to make young girls think it is normal to get drunk and pass out in a room full of strangers in some secluded woods. Following you can see the headline “Lindsay Lohan Vamps it Up.” Vamps.

Here is the photo evidence:

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Three people with links to the US consulate in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juárez were gunned down at the weekend by “drug cartel hit teams”, according to a US official.

A consulate employee and her husband, both US citizens, were murdered while driving in the violent border city, which neighbours El Paso, Texas. Their baby daughter, who was sitting in the back seat, survived the attack.

Mexico has hired hit teams that are trained to target Americans. Mexico should realize that at any point in time, we could conquer the land and use it for our own desire.

We only let them continue to reside on what should be a Southern Extension of the Californias and Texas due to charity and Christian edict.

Even Barack Obama is furious and wishes retribution upon the Mexican consulate:

On Sunday Mike Hammer, the White House National Security Council spokesman, said Barack Obama, US president, was “deeply saddened and outraged” by the news of the killings.

Scared, the Mexican government has apologized and has tried to call the military group that performed this action “rogue”. The group is as “rogue” as terrorists funded by the governing regimes of Iran, North Korea, Palestine and Afghanistan.

Mexico has a long history of disrespecting the United States and it is time for military action. Mexicans were responsible for the brutal massacre at The Alamo, where they attacked innocent Americans.

During the Mexican-American war, where Mexicans brutally savaged women and children, the Mexican government boasted on how many innocent Americans they had murdered.

This forced the US government to send troops and politely ask Mexico to sign the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo to officially address the human rights violations of war Mexico inflicted on American citizens.

During World War 1, Mexico betrayed the Western Hemisphere by allying with the Muslims, Chinese and pre-NAZI Germany.

They send their illegal immigrants here and give us swine flu in return to the trillions of dollars of aide we give them. They refuse to share the oil we allow them to keep.

All in all, Mexico is a very dangerous place and the grievances cited against them here fall in comparison to all the wrongs and harm current-day Mexico represents to the world. We soon will have no choice but to finish the nation off and declare it for America. Not just for us, but the world.

Mexico has declared war, now we must finish the job.

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Please pray for me and spread the word to all your friends. We now have proof that Barack Obama is a Muslim. He has sneaked into our Christian White House to spread the Muslim agenda in America and soften us up for terror attacks.

I have tried to contact CTU just like on 24 with Jack Bauer but it seems no such place actually exists, so I have informed our entire network and now present you this video.

Please remember to pray for me as I will be in hiding and ascared for Obama shall be greatly angered that we have discovered and made clear his secret Muslim ploy to destroy America with false muzzie towel religion. Here is the video proof and please have your entire family watch and then immediately tell all your friends. Obama is a Muslim and he has admitted it.

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Hit television show 24 was back with another exciting episode, with Jack Bauer helping defend America against all sorts of terrorist threats.

As we know, Jack Bauer loves freedom.  He is the modern-day epitome of a soldier from the WW2 era.  He loves his country, America.  He will do anything to defend God, family and country.  That is the mark of a true American and what our founding fathers wanted of all of us.
In watching Season 8, episode 11 (2am – 3am of day we find that some typical Arab Muslims have smuggled a dirty bomb into Manhattan of New York.  The Arab Muslims from foreign terror lands, the very ones our Christian leader President George W. Bush declared war upon, are once again trying to kill Americans “for sport”.
It is up to Jack Bauer to foil their plots.  This episode is great fun for the whole family, and educational, because it teaches about the dangers of homegrown terrorism.

Did you know that 2/10 people in your neighborhood are homegrown terrorists?  They have been tricked by Arab chants into believing that Arabs are innocent people and that Muslims should not be waterboarded or profiled if suspected of terrorism.

These people are likely to participate in Arab bomb schemes to hurt your children at school or perhaps hijack a local bus or building.  This is exactly what happened in this episode, and Jack Bauer had to get down and dirty against an American that became a turncoat.

All the while, the Arab ministry of some small mideast country also helps try to set off a nuke in America.  Will Jack Bauer be able to get the turncoat to confess his sins against God and country?  If so, how?  Will Manhattan get nuked?

These are the dramatic plot points of this episode that you and your family will soon find out as you watch 24 Day 8 (2am – 3am) Season 8 Episode 11 below.

Moral Rating: W, E, FA for Wholesome, Educational, Family Approved for:
shows dangers of Arab terrorism, shows children the dangers of homegrown terrorism, patriotism, no-cussing, terrorists have no rights, pray in tough situations, respect to mother, condemns fornication

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Lohan, a once promising actress who has nearly ruined her career with drugs and a wild lifestyle, claims that E*trade Financial Corp aired a commercial with a ‘milkaholic” baby girl that had an uncannily modeled after her.

How such thing is worth a tenth of a billion dollar lawsuit is beyond me.

E*Trade’s ad was shown in the February 7 Super Bowl, which according to Nielsen media drew about 106.5 million American viewers, a record for a U.S. television program. It is part of a series of ads featuring babies who play the markets.

In the ad, a baby boy apologizes to his girlfriend through a video chat for not calling her the night before because he was on E*Trade.

The camera switches to the girl, who asks suspiciously, “And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?”

It then switches back to the boy, who uneasily replies “Lindsay?” before another baby girl, presumably Lindsay, moves into the frame and asks, “Milk-a-what?”

Lohan was ordered in 2007 to serve one day in jail, undergo an alcohol education program and spend three years on probation after admitting to drunk driving and cocaine possession.

“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs,” she said in a statement at the time.

I do believe Lindsay needs much counseling. We must not forget how she bared herself in a naked Marilyn Monroe photoshoot only months ago, disappointing us all with her savage behavior.

She also was in a lesbian relationship, did drugs with third world natives and now we see is looking for reasons to sue a quality company, all sins and hopefully she can get her life back on the right track.

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So it should come as no surprise that a women from New Zealand is selling souls on Ebay. She is selling them for around $2000 and already I can tell you Satan has swiped out his Visa card and is placing his order.

It is so sad to know that unless by some miracle Satan missed the auction end-time, she is going to roast for all time. Selling souls on the black market has to be one of the newest sins that heaven frowns upon. Look at this. Terribly sad.

New Zealand woman sells souls to highest bidder
The Associated Press

WELLINGTON, New Zealand — The rare spirits that went under the gavel at a recent online auction in New Zealand weren’t aged brandies or hard-to-find liqueurs.

Instead, two glass vials purportedly containing the ghosts of two dead people sold for $2,830 New Zealand dollars ($1,983) at an auction that ended Monday night.

The “ghosts” were put up for bidding by Avie Woodbury from the southern city of Christchurch. She said they were captured in her house and stored in glass vials with stoppers and dipped in holy water, which she says “dulls the spirits’ energy.”

She said they were the spirits of an old man who lived in the house during the 1920s, and a powerful, disruptive little girl who turned up after a session with a spirit-calling Ouija board. Since an exorcism at the property last July led to their capture, there has been no further spooky activity in the house, she said.

The auction attracted more than 214,000 page views and dozens of questions before the winning bid, Trademe auction site spokesman Paul Ford said Tuesday. The name of the winning bidder was not released.

Woodbury said that once an “exorcist’s fee” has been deducted, the proceeds of the spirit sale will go to the animal welfare group the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

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For those who do not know, Richard Dawkins is organizing a new way for atheists to spread propaganda on the internet. He is attempting to subvert the truth by blacking out all outlets that work for America and Christ.

Several months ago who started a prayer war against Dawkins’ site RichardDawkins.net. God grew tired of how bigots like Dawkins and Neil Degrasse Tyson perverted his science with Satanic twists, evolution and big bangs, and recruited young children to think they were “cool rebels” by agreeing with such nonsense.

We prayed that Dawkins’ training grounds be shut down and a few days ago, our prayers were answered. Angered, we now see Dawkins has resorted to e-terrorism to have his revenge on our associate news community here at ChristWire.

Dawkins is doing a grassroot campaign with Satan, and recruiting “savvy” internet people to do his bidding. I also suspect Dawkins is working with Arab terrorists such as Al-Malaki who was behind the terror attacks on our World Trade Center on 9/11.

A general of Dawkins may also be a internet poster known as “Seppe Cools”. From the name, you can tell it is Italian and we all know Italy teamed up with Hitler during World War 2, and worshiped false idols like Zeus, so have their share of immorality. If it wasn’t for the Vatican God would have already struck Italy down for all their past sins.

This Seppe Cools uses an “avatar” on a new site he apparently created for Richard Dawkins and it is named “Rational Skeptics. It appears to be soaked with the sins of atheism and therefore highly combustible once it is tossed into the pits of hell along with Richard Dawkin’s defunct forums. The “avatar”, a secret atheist word for an inner personality demon, appears to promote some sick sort of robot evolution future.

Then here you can see how they gloat and brag about how atheists have caused 500 errors on our ChristWire this week. As you know, our programmers along with Senior Ministerial staff have been busy in Haiti, helping the population by spreading Bibles to the sick and hungry that have been devastated by the great judgment that befell them.

Already we have raised over $63,000 for Haiti through our efforts and have been able to provide them countless Bibles, Christian literature and clothing. We are coordinating food and medical efforts through several existing organizations.

It is sick that during this time, when we have diverted our attention to helping our friends in need, that atheists would try to hinder this small portion of our ministry. ChristWire serves as a gathering ground for some of our most esteemed ministers and journalists to share thoughts with the world.

Though it’s a small part of our global ministry, this community helps us communicate and provide a foundation for much larger messages that are delivered throughout various forms of media throughout the world. It is the wholesome bread and butter of what powers CW Global.

I pray and beseech that you knock if off, Richard Dawkins. Stop using Satan to cause these mysterious 500 errors. Once we have a chance, beware that we can pray a prayer of forgiveness for you, or if you continue your sins, a prayer of damnation that will overturn your sadistic ministry of atheist evolution, the same that Hitler and Papa Doc worshiped. Amen.

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According to reports, like a typical woman she got distracted but what she was distracted with is just beyond ridiculous.

I know a womens is horrible drivers. We have proven this fact time and time again. But there is just no excuse for taking a razor and going, “Hmm, maybe I will just go shave my sallyjessy while I drive to work today. Great, safe idea.”

No one can be that stupid, not even a womens. Read the full story on the NewsLink above, it’s just sad and pathetic.

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As I searched YouTube today, I saw cause to issue an immediate Parenting Moral Alert

Satan is always looking for a way to enter your daughter’s dreams, so he can entice her to do bad things once awake.

In this following video, we see Justin Bieber has used his magic to cast a hold over these poor girls. They wake up in a trance and somehow singing a synchronized song where in a daze, they go through the eerily spirited lyrics.

This is a new type of demonic ploy to get to our kids and we must beware. Whoever knows who this Justin Bieber is, please tell us so we can contact the authorities and pray for him to lose access to our teenage daughters. Thank you.

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Barack Obama is nothing but an uneducated, class clown. Maybe if he spent more time paying attention in class instead of goofing off, he could be doing a gooder job than he is now!

This dark clown is supposed to be strengthening our economy, destroying terrorists and protecting our freedom. But now, we see what he does at meetings at the White House!

It appears he has drawn a Marx Brothers moustache upon his fingers to get some laughs. Hopefully he will realize it’s not so funny as he continues to cast us into debt with irresponsible spending and sick of it, we impeach him and vote a real American like Senator John McCain or former Governor Jeb Bush into office.

Class clowns belong at McDonald’s, not the White House. Get Obama OUT!

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