CHONGISM

Back with more rantings...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 03:24:00 +0000

It's has been sometime since I posted anything on my blog. Life is quite hectic for me nowadays, My daily routine now only consists of 3 phases:

Wake up
Go to work
Sleep

And 80% of my time will be attributed to work. It gets worse when you have to deal with some idiots at work. Much time is wasted just to explain simple things and the same blardy documents was re-written 3 times (since the idiots keep on complaining that they don't understand, which in reality they only read the table of contents).

Dream VS Reality

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 07:10:00 +0000

This is reality...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 01:32:00 +0000

THE SHOEBOX...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 08:46:00 +0000

THE SHOEBOX

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little
Old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue.

She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.' The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness. 'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?' 'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

What I really do....

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:53:00 +0000

A Great Insult to All Chinese during Chinese New Year celebration!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:58:00 +0000

A fat, brainless idiot handing out "White Packets" (Funeral Money) to the Chinese.

Perkasa organised a so-called "Chinese New Year Open House" with an "all white" theme, white table cloths, white chair, white packets and white shirts. He is basically giving the Malaysian Chinese a grand funeral during the most important day for the Chinese community..how awesome is that? Better still, the guy in yellow is from MCA (a party that is supposed to help the Chinese community) did nothing about it except laughing like a retard!!!

You can only get these kind of scenes in Malaysia....

Let's get rid of these bastards once and for all in the next General Election!!!

Chinese culture note: White signifies funeral and death while Red signifies celebrations and happiness in the Chinese tradition.

World Class Art revealed!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:52:00 +0000

The follwing art collection is presented by the group of talented artists in the office to celebrate the Christmas and Chinese New Year holidays...Enjoy!!! (please click for larger view)

Christmas collection:

Chinese New Year collection:

Happy Chinese New Year!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:47:00 +0000

Wishing everyone a prosperous new year in this Water Dragon Year!!! Gong Xi Fa Chai!!!

Drawn by Picasso Wannabe

Happy New Year!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 14:41:00 +0000

Pictures taken from KLcc countdown event.

Wishing 2012 a better and prosperous year for everyone!!!!

Wishing Everyone Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:57:00 +0000

Hope you guys have a fun time getting all the nice pressies and stuffing your stomach with all the nice food and wince this Christmas season!!! Enjoy!!!

A grand masterpiece...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 08:08:00 +0000

Got a request from my collegue to change the person in the photo (for presentation purpose)....and this is what he got from me:

Desperate sales promoters...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:23:00 +0000

I have been insanely busy with my work in the last couple of weeks and finally last weekend I had some time off to visit one of Malaysia's largest exhibition of gadgets and pretty girls.

As usual, crowd was heavy and the stalls were filled and show-offing new, highly advanced tech items. My friends and I spent a few hours there looking around and testing some of the stuff there...well ...I was looking at the girls there more...but then most of the time my view will be blocked by the DLSR-ers (since they are the frequent visitors there..I wonder if they have a whole collection of the girls, categorised by different periods/syle etc. that I can obtain/download from).

I was a bit dissapointed with the exhibition as I was expecting some demo on the latest Android OS, the ice scream sandwich and a variety of ultra thin ultrabooks. There was nothing on Android, and only a handful on ultraboks available, the rest are the stuff you can see everyday at LowYat, with a lower price tag. I feel that the organisers should take the advantage of the crowd and showcase some new items there, similar to the Tech Conference in some countries.

Towards the end of the tour, I was again pitted against waves of aggressive mobile carriers and credit card promoters. But I noticed this time around they were really desperate to get you to sign on their offer. They tried to persuade me without giving me information on the product or offer. How awesome is that?

Here's some of the shitty persuasions I have encountered at the exhibition:

sales promoter: Sir, you want unifi (broadband connection)?

me: I am currently using it at the moment. Thank you.

sales promoter: Eerr...ok...so..

another sales promoter: unsubscribe and re-subscribe la...(in a joking tone...but I could feel the promoter somehow really wish that I would do that)

The sales promoter can instead ask me about the package I am using at the moment and try to get me sign/or upgrade to the package with higher speed, and of course he/she will need to persuade me by telling me the benefits and a very good reason for doing that.

The next one is the credit card promoter (I have encountered a lot of credit card promoters and most of them tried to persuade me with the same tactic)

credit card promoter: Sir, do you have a moment, I just want to talk to you.

me: ok?

credit card promoter: So, which bank are you using at the moment? I am not trying to ask you to sign up, just want to give you some information.

me: XXX bank and XXX bank.

credit card promoter: So you want to sign up with our bank?

me: I already got enough credit cards. I don't need another one.

credit card promoter: Our card very good one.

me: ..... (That is your info?) Thank you, but I really don't need another one.

credit card promoter: Please la, help me a bit la (to get the commision). Help me la.

me: ..... (Then who the fuck is going to help me to settle the annual fees and service tax for the new card????)

What bollocks is that? This has to be one of the worse tactic used. That guy should really do some research on different banks and try to present the benefits of their card over other banks to the people they approach.

End of my rumbling...good night...

11.11.11

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 05:55:00 +0000

Are you going to do something special and memorable on this day?

For me it will be work, work and work...perhaps a large doner kebab after work. :D

Happy Deepavali!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:42:00 +0000

Steve Jobs changed the world, and the mind of the new generation...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 02:34:00 +0000

Credit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXV-yaFmQNk&feature=player_embedded

Apple founder Steve Jobs dies...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:29:00 +0000

Apple co-founder and Chairman Steve Jobs died today, Apple said. He was 56.

"Steve's brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives," Apple said in a statement. "The world is immeasurably better because of Steve."

Jobs had been suffering from various health issues following the seven-year anniversary of his surgery for a rare form of pancreatic cancer in August 2004. Apple announced in January that he would be taking an indeterminate medical leave of absence, with Jobs then stepping down from his role as CEO in late August.

Jobs had undergone a liver transplant in April 2009 during an earlier planned six-month leave of absence. He returned to work for a year and a half before his health forced him to take more time off. He told his employees in August, "I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come."

One of the most legendary businessmen in American history, Jobs turned three separate industries on their head in the 35 years he was involved in the technology industry.

Personal computing was invented with the launch of the Apple II in 1977. Legal digital music recordings were brought into the mainstream with the iPod and iTunes in the early 2000s, and mobile phones were never the same after the 2007 debut of the iPhone. Jobs played an instrumental role in the development of all three, and managed to find time to transform the art of computer-generated movie-making on the side.

When your own race doesn't give a F*** about you...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 10:44:00 +0000

This morning I went out to run some errands in Taipan Subang Jaya. As usual, the area there was packed with cars filled with families going there for a weekend meal. I was at a junction where I saw a female driver who looks like a foreigner, blocking the road (between the HSBC building and Maybank)I need to turn into Initially I wanted to honk a bit to let her know that she is blocking the road, but before I hit the center of my steering wheel, I saw that she was stucked because of the driver in front. The chinese female driver was reversing her car out of the parking spot and was blocking the foreign driver's way.

After a few minutes maneuvering the car, the chinese female driver managed to create some space for the foreign driver to proceed her journey. But this time she came blocking the road leading the small road (in fact her car was blocking people from both directions). The queue started building up behind me and the drivers behind me were starting to get irritated. Everyone started honking (same goes for me) as she was taking way too long . Because my car was the first in the line, she gave me a nasty look (a big "BITCH" can be seen written on her face) and started cursing at me in the car. The staring and cursing wasted another few seconds which to Malaysian drivers, is a heck of a long time. This time, she tried to reverse further to get into the small road where she could instead, proceed in front and make a turning there which would instantly release the deadlock and return the traffic back to normal.

In case you can't visualise the bi*ch expression at that time

As she was taking her own sweet time reversing her vechicle, (wonder how she managed to get her driving licence, she can't even do a proper and simple reverse), I gave her another honk, asking her to speed up a bit. She gave me another nasty look, the same as the first one. I actually thought of honking her continously so that she will keep on giving me the nasty looks since she is so responsive to my honks. But I care for other road users (golden halo on my head) and decided not to do so. After a few more minutes, she managed to get her car into the small road and traffic resumed as normal.

If you think this is over, then you are completely wrong as she caused another deadlock at another junction in front .

Later in the evening, I went out to collect my car from the service center. On the way back, I did a very idiotic thing when trying to adjust my car seat. I actually pulled the trigger that opens my car boot. I can't do anything at that time as I was in the middle of the road and the traffic light was sturing green soon. From my back mirror, I could see a Malay driver and his famiy in the car behind me was looking at my car boot with their eyes wide open. They started chatting to each other while pointing at my car boot.

"Laugh all you want...I don't care. I am a stupid driver." I said to myself, trying to find some comfort. When I looked into the mirror for a second time, I saw the driver swayed away and stopped beside me. The Malay family looked at me and started pointing and gesturing that my car boot was opened. It was quite funny looking at them as they seemed to be more frantic than I. I replied back to them that I knew and thanked them for that.

It was really heart warming to see the real 1 Malaysia spirit in action (different races caring for one another) , rather than the souless, unappealing and sickening 1 Malaysia advertisements that appear in almost everywhere.

Busy week ahead...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:46:00 +0000

Here's something to make up for the absence of new entries....been really busy lately

Stupid photos taken from my Taiwan trip in May 2011:

Stop making stupid suggestions!!!

Selamat Hari Raya to all my muslim friends!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 12:22:00 +0000

And happy holidays to everyone else!!!

Unique door system...only in Malaysia

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 12:57:00 +0000

Ministry of Transport...wake up

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:53:00 +0000

Malaysian roads have become one of the most dangerous places on Earth. If you have been to one, it's a hell of a journey. For the past few weeks, my car was almost rammed into by more than 6 idiots. They were either zig-zagging (without signal), cutting queues (again, without signals), tailgating, etc. Last week, my virgin car was finally "fucked" by an idiot driver. The funny thing was that my car was stuck (static) in a traffic jam and she still can crash into my rear.

Strict rules should be enforced by the police and JPJ (miracle needed here). Here are some of my ideas:

1. Drivers who have caused more than 3 accidents (the ones at fault here) will get their cars confiscated and lose their insurance. They still need to settle their car loans if any.

1.1 Drivers who repeat the same offence after 1 will get the same punishment from 1 plus 10 whippings and RM 30k fine.

1.2 Drivers who repeat the same offence again (either true idiot or stubborn arses) will be sentence to death (no hope for them anymore).

2. Summons should be settled before the deadline. Drivers who failed to do so after the expiry date will get 10 times the amount each day(e.g for two days it will be 300x10x10 = RM 30,000).

3. For hit and run case, if the party at fault fails to turn up and file a police report after the specified date, he/she will be considered "guilty" for hit and run. The victim can claim from the other party's insurance immediately. The party at fault will get RM30,000 fine, 10 whippings and lose the insurance. (current system is really flawed, causing a lot of hassle and long waiting time for the victims who are already quite sad and pissed off).

Feel free to contribute more ideas, the ones stated above won't be enforced anyway (I'd be damn surprise if the do).

Let's make the highway a better place for driving start from today!!

Taipei Trip II - Double-de-Zoo...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 13:40:00 +0000

One of the attractions not to be missed when you are in Taipei...howeverI was slightly irritated during my trip there.

Being a bachelor, it's envious to see those couples walking hand-in-hand around the place...

Check out the couple behind me

Even the animals try to make me feel jealous of them...dammit

However, cupid was lingering around me that day. By chance, I manage to find a lonely panda in the exhibition hall....

and flirted with it....

Meet my new partner

Remarks: The zoo is definitely worth visiting. Lucky for me, there wasn't many people visiting the panda since it was a weekday...

Next...Retarded photos during the Taipei Trip...

Taipei Trip I...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 12:43:00 +0000

Finally got some time to post a bit on my Taipei trip in may..

Photos fire away!!! (Click for larger image)

Taipei 101

Taipei Main Station

Presidential Palace

Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Center

Street At Night

Old School pinball

Remark: Taipei is a really beautiful and vibrant city. Though the weather is a bit shit...it has been raining throughout my 5 day trip..and the wind even broke my umbrella!!!

More photos up in the next post!!!

I think I'll get one of these...

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:02:00 +0000

I wonder if they have the horned version, where it'll release some flames when I got angry....hmmm

Source: BBC News

Life's not that good recently....

noreply@blogger.com (Chong) — Wed, 25 May 2011 13:52:00 +0000

Recently I was really busy...Tired...Stressed out....and few days ago when I was driving in Bukit Bintang area, a group of birds gave me a cluster bomb from the above........

.....and imagine driving a car where 80% of the surface is covered with white poo around KL..just awesome!!!