Sounds About Wrong

Welcome to the game where everything goes wrong, featuring our new and horribly-named game! In this show:

• Topher is the now the authority
• Mike doesn’t do math
• The dead air is the fifth guest star
• U wot m8?
• Kenya believe these car deals?
• Everywhere Matt turns is problems
• We see how high Matt’s funny count can go

So join us and see just how high Matt’s funny count can go!

Players: Mike, Topher, Ed, and Matt.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(8:13) Expert Challenge.

(14:37) It’d Be Funnier If.

(19:01) Sex Trade.

Get your knuckles pass today!

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It’s Gotten Us Nowhere, But We’re There

When in doubt, ask yourself this simple question: WWDD? In this show:

• Someone mentioned Animorphs!
• Ed likes his pizza swampy
• We Louisiana too fast
• We are in the business of chicken
• On a scale of 1 to Zatarain’s, how racist is your spokesman?
• We watch a YouTube video on our audio-only podcast
• Matt perfectly captures the sound of the morbidly obese

So come on in and enjoy what some are calling the Memento of improv! And remember: WWDD?

Players: Mike, Ed, and Matt.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(5:22) Try That On For Size.

(12:03) Audiobook.

(15:43) Sex Positions.

Who hurt you, boy-bird?

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The World’s Foremost Yogurt Butter!

We’re putting the “eee, truck” in our brown, in honor of our newly less sucky-sounding audio quality! In this show:

• We do weekly, every time
• Ed knows nun
• We’re not in this together
• Mike fights Doctor Junior
• We put another quarter in the convict jar
• Chimpknuckles.com: You’re Gonna Die Soon (TM)
• We got words, Daisy

So don’t just sit there mashing your phones together, because salad time is family time! And remember: Don’t go in the poop room!

Players: Mike, Ed, and Matt.

Background music courtesy of Benbrowned.com (Bensound).

Games:

(4:53) Truck That On For Size.

(11:08) Audeeeobook.

(16:33) It’d Beee Funnier If.

(22:09) Intruckogation.

(27:03) Trucktor Junior.

(32:53) Truck Positions.

War is hell.

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That’s Funny. That’s A Good Joke.

Guard your lunch, the hammburglar approaches! In this show:

• Werner Herzog joing the cast
• We go jumpin’ in gut puddles
• Mike is the undisputed expert on things that exist
• We write the first draft of a Ren & Stimpy script
• Santa bleeds out
• Never download a car, and never ask another man what time it is
• Fish are not Doctor Know-It-All’s strong suit
• Next week’s cancelled, Mike burped
• Mike creates a feedback loop

So buckle your strap-ons, it’s gonna be a bumpy time. Is it racist? No, but I don’t like it!

Players: Mike, Topher, Ed, and Matt.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(9:10) Expert Challenge.

(15:13) Audiobook (real name Dave).

(22:48) It’d Be Funnier If.

(30:22) Interrogation.

(37:42) Doctor Know-It-All.

(44:50) World’s First.

Bless.

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More Fun Than A Gun To Your Head!

Grab your iso-toners and finish licking your toad, it’s our newest and most legally acquitted show yet! In this edition:

• Ed Foose blows his noose
• Mike plays Try That On For Challenge
• Doctor Know-It-All II is born, and is kinda racist
• We come down with a bad case of chimples
• It’s the world’s first World’s First!
• Ed oompa loompas. Hard

So if you’ve ever wanted to experience penis envy for yourself, come join us! And remember: We still need help finding ourselves on Google Play. Send help.

Players: Mike, Ed, Alex, and Emily.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(3:10) Try That On For Size.

(7:29) Audiobook.

(11:06) It’d Be Funnier If.

(15:33) Doctor Know-It-All.

(22:09) World’s First. (It’s NEW!)

Abyssinians!

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Everyone Shout Rules!

Assemble your monkey team, it’s our latest and most athletic show yet! In this edition:

• Mike is dead
• Conan’s H is missing
• Once again an N ruins a word
• Kermit’s line is crossed
• Mike is stumped by visual mediums
• There is no Step 2

So if you’ve ever wanted Battlestar Galactica spoiled for you, come join us! And remember: If you can find us on Google Play Music, tell us how please!

Players: Mike, Ed, and Topher.

Background music courtesy of Bendrick Lamar (Bensound.com).

Games:

(4:33) Try That On For Size.

(10:40) Audiobook.

(15:03) Sound Effects.

(18:29) Documentary.

(23:13) It’d Be Funnier If.

(30:00) Doctor Know-It-All.

(36:00) Sex Positions.

Tasty treats! Mmmm.

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Shout Out To RIT Fowl Play!

Spin the wheel of A-cups with Chimp Knuckles! Help us make America bag again as we learn about Ed’s multiple cow wives, Mike becomes the foot fuhrer, Doctor Know-It-All gets salty, and, of course, BIKES! Remember: if you pod it, we can chimp it! And if you don’t love it, we’ll ship you a shoe of cottage cheese!

Players: Mike, Ed, Matt, and Alex.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(10:03) Expert Challenge.

(15:49) Sound Effects.

(20:44) Audiobook.

(27:23) It’d Be Funnier If.

(32:36) Doctor Know-It-All.

(38:04) Sex Positions.

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Taking Improv To a Whole New Level!

On a scale of 1 to casual, how inserted was she? Our latest and greatest show aims to answer that question and many more. Join us as we recite the theme house to Full Song, visit Ed’s shit closet, and learn a good white word.

Not inserted enough yet? How about electrifying ball chills, breaking bath, metal goldfish, and dick jackets?

It’s enough to make you wonder: Whatever happened to predictability?

Players: Mike, Ed, and Matt. Also, Topher and Alex.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(5:07) Expert Challenge.

(12:04) Audiobook.

(23:32) Sound Effects.

(28:44) Captain’s Log.

(35:27) Documentary.

(40:20) Interrogation.

(46:31) Doctor Know-It-All.

(54:28) Sex Positions.

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So Unpresidential….

Hop in the pool with us for our latest show- the only place where you can clearly hear the sound of Mike fucking up! Join us as we listen to baritone songbirds, Matt’s hand is filled with poor life choices, and we run a Google image search on our audio-only podcast!

If that’s not enough to cure you of life, then settle in for a reading of Goodnight Kampf, followed by another arousing edition of sex positions with some late-game Alex thrown in.

Remember: It’s gotta scrape your throat on the way down!

Players: Mike, Ed, and Matt. Also, Alex.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(2:21) Try That On For Size.

(6:00) Audiobook.

(11:29) It’d Be Funnier If.

(15:32) Doctor Junior.

(19:50) Interrogation.

(24:44) Sex Positions.

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This Time, There’s Drinking!

Are your holes just fulla bears? Then have we got the show for you! To celebrate Mike’s birthday, we’re doing a special, Fireball shots-fueled show for everyone- you can play at home, if you drink! Listen as we invent the world’s greatest sneeze, Ed spoils Fight Club, and Rosie Palm and the Five Sisters drop by.

Need more? We’ve also got double ant-enders, the All-Frankenstein Hot Car Hot-Rod Rally, and a stirring game of Truth or Fat! Do it till you’re purple!

Players: Mike, Ed, and Matt.

Background music courtesy of Bensound.com.

Games:

(5:15) Try That On For Size.

(10:32) Audiobook.

(16:27) It’d Be Funnier If.

(21:57) Interrogation.

(32:16) Sex Positions.

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