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in  minnesota you can get a DUI in an inoperable vehicle….

Gary Riley is a sick, sick man


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U. TEXAS-AUSTIN—The less you use your brain’s frontal lobes, the more you see yourself through rose-colored glasses, new research shows.

“In healthy people, the more you activate a portion of your frontal lobes, the more accurate your view of yourself is,” says Jennifer Beer, an assistant professor of psychology at the University of Texas at Austin. “And the more you view yourself as desirable or better than your peers, the less you use those lobes.”


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“He indicated he was trying to develop his Halloween costume, but didn’t have the money to buy the items,” Schnell said

“I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,”

79% interest rate ain’t bad…

Does your water do this?

Cesar Lopez, a 29-year-old Lebanon, Pa., man, was busted Saturday when he walked up to a police officer with a small bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead, according to Lebanon police.


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Basketball coach charged with ‘manipulating’ genitals at Costco


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