In what might be my coolest headline ever, two gay clubs in Florida (Living Room in Fort Lauderdale and DiscoTekka in Miami), have both thrown Avatar themed parties, Miami Times reports, where scantily clad dudes and dudes were replaced were scantily clad blue dudes and dudes.

According to the article:

The Fort Lauderdale club went for the full Cameron Friday night. Christian Leonard, the club’s publicist, says it took ten people, eight hours to fully transform the already Amazon-like space into something resembling Pandora. They painted the floor with fluorescent colors, and covered the ceiling with weedy netting to resemble a canopy. The typically scantily clad bartenders were scantily clad again, only bluer. Drag queens Na’vi-ly accessorized with head-dresses and day-glow makeup. The club even hired a face-painter to bedazzle the gays, gratis.

We now ask my gay friends for commentary:

“Yeah…. we just really need an excuse to dress up”

“Bears will feel out of place there as there are no fat hairy Na’Vi”

“This is fucking stupid”

So how would one go about finding out about such parties? Maybe you were one of the lucky ones to get a flier.

The party seems to have paid off, as the owners of both establishments said that over 4 000 people visited the clubs.

To be honest, I am personally hoping that there is a straight version of this in the NYC area soon, because I am all about tall skinny scantily clad girls painting themselves.

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According to the NY Post, Nicole Slama, a former cocktail waitress at Quo in NYC is suing Gary Malhotra, the owner and her former boss, because he wanted to do coke off her body. He of course claims that he just wants money from him.

You know what… ugh… I dont even care at the moment with too much shit going on in my own life. But, no matter who is proven to be a liar, stories like this just make me want to go to an Irish bar to do my drinking.

I am cheered up:-) This man has a green beard, your argument is invalid

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Oh snaaaap! Conan O’Brien is BACK! He will headline a comedy show April 30th at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix. Phoenix people – get your tickets, starting March 8th, HERE:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/Conan-OBrien-tickets/artist/1417901

Si, Conando!

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A production team is currently casting and shopping around a Russian themed spinoff of the Jersey Shore to potential networks, predictably titled “Brighton Beach” (to my non Russian and non New York readers – it’s a big Russian Neighborhood in Brooklyn NY).

Are you a Russian-American that adheres to offensive stereotypes? Do you excessively drink, pimp out your Nissan, wear track suits (fellas) and full makeup and heels to McDonalds (ladies). Then check out their web site http://brightonbeachshow.com/ .

“We are big fans of ‘Jersey Shore,’ but the Russian community has its own set of characters which we think could be even more interesting,” said co-creator Elina Miller, who is working to find a network for the show, in an interview with the New York Post.

As a Russian, I don’t know if I should be delighted or offended that this show is being produced (to be honest, I am both), because outside of certain parts of NYC noone is really knows or cares about these stereotypes. I’m also contemplating sending in a video for shit’s sake.

But on the other hand, what first comes to mind when you think Russian stereotypes is excessive drinking, unlike the myriad of “guido” stereotypes that are out there. So add an amplification factor of television and you have a serious risk of kids getting alcohol poisoning because they wanted to show off for the television cameras. Now, what can we expect from this show?

Good times, I think. In any case, the stereotypes are more or less the same – weird fashions, loud parties, love of “our food”. Except Russian women don’t punch each other. But who knows, it’s Brighton Beach…. oh boy

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Wait a minute, the girl on the right is clearly drinking Coors!!! Blasphemy!

anyway, partying takes a lot out of you, so relax ladies.

If you know where these pics came from, email me so i can give proper credit!!!

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Thanks to a reader for sending this in, it is truly amazing. I have no idea where this picture was taken but props to these club owners.

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This Saturday, February 27th, head on out to La Pomme, one of the newest and hottest NYC Lounges, it will simply blow you away. And the best part – I am one of 2 people that will have a FREE list.

That’s right, mention “Serge’s List” at the door and get in for free ! And if you thought that’s awesome, there’s more. Right next door is “Hog Pit”, and with a name like that you bet that there’s gonna be drink deals – $3 pints and $10 pitchers.

Anyway, here’s the gameplan for Saturday:

1. Dress well (always recommended with La Pomme)

2. Head down to Hog’s Pit (37 W 26th St, between 6th and Broadway) before 11 pm to get some cheap drinks ($3 pints, $10 pitchers)

3. At 11 pm head next door to La Pomme (37 West 26th Street – yes, uts the same address), and mention Serge’s list at the door. (I wanna keep track of how many people I bring, and besides, its FREE). 11 is the best time to show up because FREE entry might be limited, so the earlier you get there, the better.

4. Have fun!

And I’ll leave you with this image

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Enjoy. Then buy the T-shirt that comes with it.

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To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a “were wolf”. I don’t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is “supposed” to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn’t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man.  You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn’t even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

The Poser of who could never be even if they tried : “ Aka : Rabid poser Werewolf  “The Wolf Man”

OR My favorite: Taylor Daniel Lautner aka Jacob Black

TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!

Regards:  Kayla Patterson

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A reader emailed me this picture of Conan O’Brien swimming with dolphins, and, to be honest, the man looks like he’s on a break from a really serious bender. But hey, the man Just got about 20 million in the bank, so he can do whatever the hell he pleases.

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