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Nancy Grace Argues Radiation With Weatherman [Video]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 03:09:00 +0000

Watch as talking head Nancy (Dis)Grace argues with a trained meteorologist about the radiation from the Japanese nuclear accident. Although radiation from the Japanese nuclear reactor, in Fukishima has hit the California coast, it is one-billionth of that needed to cause damage. One billionth!

Based on nothing than her utter nuttiness, Grace who has no qualification to even be speaking on this subject continues to press further in this "interview" and refuses to take the meteorologist's word, inferring that the Japanese government, scientists from all over the world, and weather forecasters are in cahoots to cover up a catastrophe about to hit American soil. Nancy Grace, fear mongering at it's worst.

Tsunami s Life With CPR [VIDEO]& Earthquake in Japan - Accordi& Earthquake in Japan - According to Fox News [really stupid people]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 02:20:00 +0000

I realize the point of this blog is too poke fun but here's a feel good story for you feel good types that read this blog (all 2 of you!). During a dog training session at Canyon Crest K-9 Training Center, in Tacoma, Washington, a boxer named Sugar collapsed to the ground and stopped breathing.

Owner and trainer Ron Pace, saved the dog's life by performing CPR. I'm sure Mr. Pace thinks he was just doing his job but I think he deserves some sort of recognition for his calm and competent work. The boxer was later taken to the vet and diagnosed with a weakening of the heart muscles, also known as cardiomyopathy.

If you're a dog or cat pet owner you might want to download and print this guide to pet cpr.

Tsunami s Life With CPR [VIDEO]& Earthquake in Japan - According to Fox News [really stupid people]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 23:05:00 +0000

Okay, I understand that there are some extremely ignorant people in America. I get it and accept it. Luckily, a good portion of these people congregate at the same place online. A place that I dare not tread, a place a wise man once called, 'The Bastion of Disinformation'.

This place is called the Fox News Forums. Only in these hallowed forums would one find the real cause of the tsunami/earthquake that hit Japan yesterday:

The tsunami in Japan happened because of a conspiracy between Jesus and the lib'rals, to give an excuse for Barrack Hussein Obama's missing birth records in Hawaii. Oh, and Arabs.

Sorry for the bad text quality but some bastards refuse to save their screen grabs as PNG files. :P

Nightmare Snake Coming to a Toilet Near You [pics]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:48:00 +0000

When I was younger, I went to visit my grandmother in Arizona, the land of reptiles and Republicans (start your conspiracy theories now) and remember seeing tiny snakes and lizards running amok inside the stucco walled confines of her pebble laden 'lawn'. I was convinced that these little buggers would eventually infest her house and eventually take over her entire plumbing system.

Every time I had to visit the bathroom, I'd be sure to double check to see if the reptile invasion had begun. I never did get bit in the ass by a snake but these pics below will provide nightmare fuel for anyone who has herpetophobia (not to be confused with herpderpphobia).

Ok, that seals the deal for me. I'm never using the toilet again.

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Snake Eats Its Own Tail

Daniel Tosh Does Not Want To Play With Reddit

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 04:08:00 +0000

Funnyman (don't you hate that term?) and host of Comedy Central's Tosh.0, Daniel Tosh, was recently asked by the Reddit community to do an IAMA. IAMA stands for 'I am a..." and is a very popular subreddit on the Reddit website. Basically, famous people or people with interesting life experiences post a submission and then field questions from the community, answering ones of their own choice.
If I were to do an IAMA, the submission would be something like: 'IAMA Crappy Blogger Who Get's No Web Traffic, AMA." AMA=ask me anything.

Sooo, a request goes out for Tosh and shortly thereafter a response appears, in the form of a submission. It reads, "IAMA Member of the Tosh.0 staff. Here's Daniels' response." The submission links to a pic of Daniel, himself. Tosh doesn't want to do an IAMA. Hmmm...but user Stregano points out, that despite this fact, Redditors can still have a little fun anyways. But what if Tosh is using this as some sort of viral stunt? Ah, who cares. Commence Fark photoshop time!

Charlie Sheen Dubstep Video [Crazy People]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 06:45:00 +0000

I promised myself I wouldn't give in to the Charlie Sheen movement that's been going on, these last few days, but after seeing Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning Dubstep, even I had to give in. The video is by a user at Youtube named DjEphixa. Hell, I'm really not that into dubstep but watch the vid and give the guy who created it, the views that it deserves.

Yeah, Sheen is as crazy as a shithouse rat but he's a freakin' quote machine. Some favorites, taken from this vid:

If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.

I don't know, man. I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them, cuz that's how I roll.

What’s not to love? Especially when you see how I party, it was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards and all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

So yea, I think this sums up Charlie Sheen in a nutshell. Whether this is a publicity stunt or not, even I'm amused by him. Keep it up Charlie, the internet needs more video material!

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Girls Lighting Their Farts [Video]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 04:48:00 +0000

What's sexier than a bunch of girls hanging out in their underwear, right? A bunch of stoner girls in their underwear lighting their farts on fire, that's what! Errr, well maybe not. If you have a female flatulence fetish, then you just struck gaseous gold but you'll have to excuse the rest of us normals as we vomit. While not as shocking or disgusting as Cake Farts (look it up if you don't know and don't say I didn't warn you) this video may change the way you look at the female gender.

Their Youtube channel username is FoulChicksTV (seems appropriate) and what makes this even more pathetic is the fact that it takes over two minutes of video before the girls get it right. A true pyro girl wouldn't be so afraid of the flame, but finally the chicks learn that you have to get the lighter extremely close to the point of exit to reach maximum ignition levels. Stay classy, girls!

Interior Design Done With Video Mapping [COOL]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 19:30:00 +0000

Exploring new home design concepts is a fun exercise. Having to choose just one way to decorate a room though, can be filled with many heart wrenching decisions. Enter the new age living room.

Using just two projectors, the Dutchman 'Mr. Beam' has turned a plain white living room into a visual playground with the ability to change the color, texture, and pattern of all the surfaces within the room. I would love to have this setup in my own apartment!

Living Room from Mr.Beam on Vimeo

A Chocolate Faced Woman (VIDEO)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 18:37:00 +0000

A ten minute video of a women lying down on her back in a bath tub, mouth open, being covered with chocolate sauce. Only a tight closeup of her face is shown, as the chocolate syrup slowly rises. Is this art? Is it just plain weird? At ten minutes, is it watchable?

Andy Warhol made films of everyday activities that he called 'anti-film'. Many, like his first film Sleep lasted for several hours and were called unwatchable by some. Clearly Chocolate does not represent an account of the everyday but the concept is reminiscent of Warhol. This is not a knock, as I think Chocolate is an interesting if not fascinating study.

You can also watch part 2 (which I think is the most beautiful) and part 3.

Pro Wrestlers Use Hypnosis, Breakdancing Ensues [WTF VIDEO]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 22:45:00 +0000

This video is from CZWrestling (Combat Zone Wrestling) and I can say you've probably never seen anything like this before. CZW is a 'hardcore wrestling' outfit that focus on an ultraviolent style of pro wrestling. Think razors, nails, ladders, and fire! Everyone knows pro wrestling is fake but you have to give it up for the creativity here, which involves some variant of snake charming and old school breakdancing. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Osirian Portal.

The costumes are ridiculous, bordering on great (love the cobra head mask). The announcing is awful and the premise of mass hypnosis is silly, but somehow it works for me. It's truly wrestling as grand theater, the likes of which I've never seen. I don't think I'll ever make it to a CZWrestling event but this got me to watch a few more of their videos. Good show, men.

Young Tupac vs. Old Tupac on Respect For Women: [VIDEO]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 20:36:00 +0000

At first Tupac was like, "I have a lot of respect for women...ultra respect for women." Then he was all like, "B**ches ain't shit, we don't love them hos." Watch the video to see the transformation of Tupac from jilted romantic to a jerk, hardened on thug life.

The juxtaposition is glaring but the guy went through a lot of turmoil, so I guess it might be too easy to say he just turned into an a-hole over night.

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Edible Realistic Bleeding Heart Cakes for Valentine's Day

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:44:00 +0000

In need of a unique Valentine's Day gift for that special someone? Lily Vanilli is making some kick-ass realistic looking red velvet sponge cake hearts for you to send your loved ones. Besides looking utterly grotesque (I mean that in the best way possible) and delicious, 20% of all proceeds will be donated to Trekstock. Trekstock raises funds through fashion and music and donates profits to cancer research.

Disgustingly delicious looking! Red velve sponge cake, cream cheese frosting, and cherry & black currant blood.

Link: Bleeding Heart Valentine's Cakes from Lily Vanilli

Shake Weight Goes To The Gym [FUNNY VIDEO]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 22:31:00 +0000

Ah yes, Shake Weight. The TV informercial sensation that makes young boys (and men) giggle and ogle at the same time. Shake Weight is just another in a long line of ridiculously stupid exercise products we Americans buy, only to be left abandoned in that spare bedroom or basement known as the 'Get In Shape Graveyard'. Check out this parody video by Steve Kardynal:

Honestly, I'm not even sure what the Shake Weight is supposed to do because I can't hear the description over the internal laughter in my head. I suppose it's to tone your triceps...yeah I'm sure that's what makes is so popular. :P

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Incredible Water Fountain Mini Golf Shot [VIDEO]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 18:11:00 +0000

Check out this incredible putt-putt hole-in-one. I've seen a fair share of miniature golf trick shot videos but this one has to take the cake because it involves a water fountain, a ball struck in mid-air, and an incredible bank shot.

I think the best part is the reaction of the guys in the video, with a special mention to the guy that says, "It's a ghost ball!"

Top 10 Plays of the 2010 College Football Season

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 22:26:00 +0000

I don't usually do a lot of sports here but here's a list of the top ten plays of the 2010 NCAA football season, as voted on by users at the social media side Reddit.com. Nominations were taken in the college football subreddit and then voted on to decide the top plays of the season. The results are as follows:

10. David Gilreath - October 16th - Camp Randall Stadium - Ohio St vs. Wisconsin

David Gilreath of then #16 Wisconsin returns the opening kickoff 97 yards for a touchdown against #1 Ohio St. Buckeyes. This play sets the tone for Badgers, as they go on to win 31-18.

9. LSU Special Teams - October 9th, 2010 - The Swamp - LSU vs. Florida

Down 29-26 in a crucial SEC game, #12 LSU's Head Coach Les Miles makes a gutsy call on 4th down. Instead of going for a very low percentage 53 yard field goal to send the game towards overtime, LSU pulls a fake to pick up the first down (nice play by kicker Josh Jasper to pick up the lateral off of the bounce). LSU ends up punching it into the endzone to beat #14 Florida 33-29.

8. Antoine Carter - November 26, 2010 - Bryant-Denny Stadium - Auburn vs. Alabama

This year's Iron Bowl was one of the biggest games of the year. Down three touchdowns, early in the 2nd quarter, Auburn's Antoine Carter strips Mark Ingram, deep in Auburn territory to force a touchback. #1 Auburn rallies and defeats #11 Alabama 28-27.

7. Tyrod Taylor - January 3, 2011 - Sun Life Stadium - Stanford vs. Virginia Tech in the Orange Bowl

Well, the game was crappy (#4 Stanford 40 #13 Virginia Tech 12) but it did yield one of the very best plays by a quarterback all year. The Hokies' athletic senior QB Tyrod Taylor run halfway across the field, spins, plants, and throws an 11 yard touchdown to David Wilson.

6. Cam Newton - October 23, 2010 - Jordan-Hare Stadium - LSU vs. Auburn

Cam Newton takes it 49 yards to the house in another big SEC game. You could make a good argument for this being the best play of the year, it's that good. This play, amongst others, helps the #1 Tigers beat #6 LSU 24-17.

5. Tyler Slash/Micah Hyde - October 30, 2010 - Kinnick Stadium - Michigan St. vs. Iowa

The Spartans' Kirk Cousins throws a pick to Tyler Slash who laterals it off to Micah Hyde. The result? A Hawkeye touchdown and a 37-6 drubbing of #5 Michigan St.

4. Michigan St. Special Teams - September 18, 2010 - Spartan Stadium - Notre Dame vs. Michigan St.

You thought Les Miles had guts? Mike Dantonio laughs at you. With Sparty down 34-31 in overtime and facing a touch 46 yard field goal to tie and continue the game, Dantonio calls for his holder to throw the ball downfield...and it works. The Spartans catch The Irish flat footed, allowing Aaron Bates to throw a 29 yard TD pass to Charlie Gantt to win the game.

3. LaMichael James - September 11, 2010 - Neyland Stadium - Oregon vs. Tennessee

Shades of Barry Sanders here on this play. #7 Oregon's LaMichael James erupts for a 72 yard touchdown run, leading the Ducks to a 48-13 victory over the Vols.

2. Presbyterian - September 2, 2010 - Groves Stadium - Presbyterian vs. Wake Forest

The small time Blue Hose go big time with this trick play against the Demon Deacons. A bounce pass lateral to a reciever, who then throws it downfield to another wideout for the score. If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's play until the whistle blows. Wake went on to win 53-13.

1. Broderick Brown/Shaun Lewis - November 27, 2010 - Boone Pickens Stadium - Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma St.

Another tag team duo makes the list and this time in the top spot. Oklahoma QB Landry Jones tries to throw the ball out of bounds but Broderick Brown makes a spectacular play, batting the ball back in bounds to teammate Shaun Lewis. It was the craziest play of one of the craziest games of the season, which featured a combined 34 points scored in the last seven and a half minutes of the game. Eventually, the #13 Sooners came out on top, downing state rival #9 Oklahoma St. 47-41.

Rubber: An Independent Film About A Killer Tire [WEIRD TRAILER]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 04:18:00 +0000

If you're a fan of originality, creativity, and weirdness in filmmaking, the French filmmaker Quentin Dupieux's wacky new independent film Rubber might be right up your alley. It's a film about a tire, hellbent on revenge for the way humans have treated his ilk. The film conjures up images of Stephen King's Christine with more kitsch.

Here's the movie description from the Rubber official website:

Rubber is the story of Robert, an inanimate tire that has been abandoned in the desert, and suddenly and inexplicably comes to life. As Robert roams the bleak landscape, he discovers that he possesses terrifying telepathic powers that give him the ability to destroy anything he wishes without having to move. At first content to prey on small desert creatures and various discarded objects, his attention soon turns to humans, especially a beautiful and mysterious woman who crosses his path. Leaving a swath of destruction across the desert landscape, Robert becomes a chaotic force to be reckoned with, and truly a movie villain for the ages. Directed by legendary electro musician Quentin Dupieux (Steak, Nonfilm), aka Mr. Oizo, Rubber is a smart, funny and wholly original tribute to the cinematic concept of no reason.

Rubber premiered at the Cannes Film Festival earlier this year and is set to debut on February 25th for on demand viewing and is scheduled for limited theatrical release on April 1st.

Arthur, The Giant Irish Puppet Man [FUNNY VIDEO]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:24:00 +0000

His name is Arthur and he's nearly ten feet tall and he can drink you under the table.

Arthur at Dromore West, County Sligo, Ireland:

...and what seems like an older video of Arthur at Kiltimagh, County Mayo, Ireland:

Starbucks Trenta Is Big & Might Not Fit Into Your Stomach [STUPID IDEAS]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 22:26:00 +0000

Starbucks has just launched the new, larger than Venti, Trenta sized coffee. The Trenta is listed by volume, as being 916 ml. For us metrically challenged Americans, just how big is it? A quick trip to Google shows that Trenta is 30.9736448 US fluid ounces. According to the infographic below, that's just a bit more than the average capacity of an average adult human stomach.

This is still smaller than the venerable 32 oz. Big Gulp from 7-11 and not even half as large as the chain's 64 oz. Super Big Gulp, but is it overkill? Regardless, I assume that your body will have more problem with the increased sugar and fat content of your yummy Starbuck's breakfast parfait than the amount of liquid its being asked to store.

GTA 4 - Frictionless Car Chaos! Carmageddon 2 [video]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 20:18:00 +0000

If you're finding yourself playing any of the Grand Theft Auto franchise games, here's a little video example of how you can change things up a bit. Playing with frictionless cars doesn't require downloading a mod, it's just a simple edit to the config files.

Just edit the wbias column in the handling.dat file to something close to -9 and you're set. You might have to tweak the value a bit to get it to your liking but once you do it, prepare yourself for the chaos. Just walking around the corner will be an adventure that you'll be lucky to survive.

Lebron James: Karma Is A Bitch Painting [stupid people]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 06:51:00 +0000

Oh, Lebron. Mr. James is not doing much to dispel the prevailing opinion that he's an overgrown spoiled egomaniac. After his former team, the Cleveland Cavaliers, lost to the L.A. Lakers by 55 points the other night, Lebron thought it would be a fantastic idea to rub some more salt in the wounds of Cleveland Fans, via Twitter. He writes:

"Crazy. Karma is a bitch. Get's you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anyone. God sees everything!"

Coincidentally, an artist named Andrew E. Barnes was recently commissioned to paint a scene (thumbnail shown above) depicting Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and Pat Riley as black jack player, doting sidekick, waitress, and black jack dealer respectively. It would be silly for me to describe the irony of Lebron James pulling the karma tweet when another blogger does it so eloquently first. Read Karma Is a Bitch (3 of them, actually) it'll make you chuckle.

Lebron's tweet for posterity. Just in case King James decides to rethink his own karmic situation.

Update: Lebron seems to be backing away from his karma Tweet now. He says, "It's just how I was feeling at the time." "It wasn't even a comment from me, it was someone who sent it to me and I sent it out. It wasn't toward that team. It definitely wasn't a good showing by that team last night, I know they wish they would've played better."

Wow, what a shocker! Lebron says something stupid and then denies any responsibility. I'm not Twitter expert but shouldn't there be a big fat RT in front of that Tweet, if in fact it was a retweet? Oh that's right, normal rules don't apply to King James, he can just lie whenever it seems convenient to him.

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50 Cent Shows You How To Make Millions of Dollars On Twitter

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 02:50:00 +0000

50 Cent made nearly $9 million dollars just by Tweeting this past weekend, what did you do? This is a ridiculous amount of money to an ordinary person but then again, 50 Cent is a money making beast. So how did he do it? The rapper turned mogul, did it by pimping a penny stock he owned approximately 30 million shares in, H&H Imports (HNHI). After his weekend Tweet campaign, (screenshots here) the stock rose .29 cents.

So let's do the math: thirty million shares multiplied by .29 cents a piece...that's $8.7 million! That's significantly more money than Fifty made by shoveling snow a couple of weeks ago. I'm no investor but it will be interesting to see how this stock fairs in the upcoming months. Stay tuned.

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Darth Vader Bank Robbery Video In Rowland Heights [stupid people]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 03:25:00 +0000

A man in Rowland Heights, CA attempted to rob a bank inside of a grocery store last, in get this, pink scrubs, a wig, and a Darth Vader helmet. The perp allegedly approached a Bank of America teller sans light saber, preferring the sharp edge of an axe instead. Stupid. To say the least, it didn’t take L.A. County police very long to find this Sith wannabe. Turns out the guy used to work at the Albertsons, where the bank was located too.

The real Anakin Skywalker would have at least Force Choked someone and sure as hell wouldn’t be caught wearing anything pink.

Playstation Move Sex Toy? [weird & nsfw]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 20:08:00 +0000

I swear I wasn’t searching for “dildo” on Amazon, I swear it. A friend sent this over to me and I assume it’s a real screen capture but it could be Photoshopped.

Do you have any twisted pictures you’d like to share? If so send them me via my Twitter account: @bumblr

Penguin Walks All Over Seal [funny video]

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 06:36:00 +0000

More funny animal videos today...It’s just another day in the park for this penguin here as it non-chalantly walks over the back of one of its main natural enemies, the almighty seal. Watch as the seal feels the wrath of the penguin and winces in pain.

I was curious, so I did a little searching about how to identify a penguin and using my best judgment, declare this to be one brave Gentoo penguin. Without digging to deeply, I believe the victim here is an elephant seal but I’m not quite sure. I’m sure a seal expert will appear and correctly me shortly (doubtful).

These webbed feet were made for walkin...

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50 Cent's Snow Shovel Hustle

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 01:37:00 +0000

Normally, Curtis Jackson (aka 50 Cent) says some pretty stupid things on his Twitter account but today he's doing something pretty interesting and funny. In a tweet he sent out earlier today, 50 said, "I'm going out to shovel snow and see if I can make me a few extra dollars today. I'm charging more if they want to take pictures."

Evidently, the dude got some takers. Check out the funny pic, never let it be said that Fifty doesn't work for his money! He let out some additional tweets saying that he hired a few kids to help him out and that the entire stunt was 'to see if laws apply to every business. After the first job I got 4 more now I have 3 kid I hired.'

Nice job Fifty, now let us see you put out a decent record again!

Link to original photo.

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