In a player-vs-player game that focused on getting as many people as possible to fight massive battles, if too many people were in one place, the game would crash with a cryptic “SB.EXE error”. Other causes of SB.EXE errors included network instability, server instability, general instability, phases of the moon, and something you did you know what you did don’t lie.

That’s not a typo, that’s awesome. You have no excuse whatsoever. GO!

“If you liked it, then you should have rolled need on it.”

The teen was apparently unaware that the computer kept a log of his chats, and Ms. Kane read in horror as her son discussed meeting his much older girlfriend face to face and engaged in overt sexual discussions.

Ms. Price’s Facebook page reveals a middle-aged woman with a large collection of friends – many made online – and a degree from Texas A&M granted in 1988, before Andrew was born. Police told Andrew’s family that she had apparently struck up romantic relationships on World of Warcraft forums before, but never with a minor.

Clearly, the random dungeon group finder has gone too far.