Audio Fiction of Seth Harwood

Ground Fiction: Jane Boulden

Seth Harwood — Wed, 27 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Here you'll find me interviewing writer Jane Boulden, one of the contributors to Ground Fiction.

Listen and enjoy! Jane talks about her writing process, what she aspires to, and reads from her story "Release," published in Ground Fiction 1:1.

Hope you enjoy it!

You can buy Ground here on Amazon.

MF DOOM RIP

Seth Harwood — Wed, 06 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

"Just remember all caps when you spell the man's name..."

We lost another great one at the end of 2020. I found out on New Year's Eve that legendary rapper MF DOOM passed away at the age of 49 on Oct. 31, 20. Not only was he great, but he was also basically the human soundtrack to all my Jack Palms podcasts.

In a year of many messed up things, this one shook me at the last chance, just as we were kicking 2020 out the door. But it had one trick left.

Join me as I go down a bit of podcasting memory lane to recap the podcast intros and hits I know him for best.

Blessings, Daniel Dumile. Rest in Power.

As Much Protein as an Egg - 15

Seth Harwood — Mon, 14 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This is the last episode, friends, chapters 29 to The End.

It's Ch 29, Ch 30 and Epilogue. It concludes our story!

Who'd have thought this whole thing would happen in 2020, the craziest year I've ever known? COVID-19 and all it has wrought... led in some way to this podcast. And I could not have done it without my friend Carlos Mendoza on the mic!!

Thank you, Carlos!!!

I talk here about the new SethHarwood.com website, my coaching business site at WriteWithSeth.com and Ground Fiction journal. How about a few copies for your holiday gifts this year?

Want to hear me do a Q&A episode? If so, drop your questions or thoughts here in the comments or email them to me. I love hearing from listeners!

What's next from me here on Patreon? We shall see.

I send you all of my best wishes, gratitude, and warmest holiday greetings. -- Your pal, SH

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 14

Seth Harwood — Mon, 16 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Thanks again to Carlos for recording the audio this time!

Hooray! We're here with more new content from AMPaaE. Rock on.

This is for those of you who've been listening all along. I appreciate you! Lots of talk here in the before and after and hopefully some toons you'll enjoy.

This episode brings you Chapters:

27: Kellog Starts Reading

and

28: To the Trout Mobile!

We've made it down to the desert in Southern California, Kellog has met Bainbridge McGee, who "checks out" Emily Plinko, and now he gets to read the latest masterpiece from the master. Stay tuned, dear listeners!

Want the book in print? Buy it here! Better yet: drop a review on it! The old ones disappeared!

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 13

Seth Harwood — Sat, 14 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Here are ch's 25: "End of Falling People" and 26: "Meet in the Desert!" in which Bainbridge McGee finishes The Falling People, goes on a bender in Las Vegas, plays some golf; Billy Pilgrim survives September 11th, 2001, zips off to Tralfamadore to have sex; and Artemis Kellog camps in the desert and meets his idol.

Tons of fun!

What's more, I have episode 14 for you releasing in just three days! Stay tuned, eager beavers!

I appreciate you!

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 12

Seth Harwood — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

New theme music this time, more reflective of the world we're all facing in the fall of 2020. It's 5781 on the Hebrew calendar and lawd bless us all.

Next year? In Jerusalem, is what we always say at the end of a Passover seder in my family. Well, what do you think about next year? Where would you like to be?

This episode boasts over 45 minutes of content over chapters 22-24.

I hope you enjoy. What else is new? Ground fiction is here!

I'm thrilled to present the work of 16 new authors I've been working with. Get a taste of the work here, subscribe to hear more, and soon we'll have new audio stories to share right here! More to come.

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 11

Seth Harwood — Mon, 07 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Carlos and I are back with more!

Today you can enjoy Ch. 19-21.

Rock and roll with me!

You can find more about my latest project, Ground, right here: groundfiction.com

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 10

Seth Harwood — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Here are chapters 17 and 18. This episode is LONG!

I won't take up any more of your time.
Enjoy the listen!

Let me hear from you. Drop a comment here, on my facebook or at sethharwood.com

Thanks!

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 9

Seth Harwood — Wed, 05 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Here are chapters 15-16 of the novel. Again, we're in the world of 9/11 with Billy Pilgrim. This is the content I thought of when I originally chose to podcast this book.

As with my story "Tuesday," I was feeling a connection between 9/11 and COVID-19. Well, we've blown that entirely out of the water now. Stick around to hear why I think so. 2020? By far the worst!

Here's that freestyle from Black Thought. LOVE it!

Also, have you seen this video? Heard "Lockdown" by Anderson Paak? Love it. This is SO of the moment. Check it out.

And I've been working hard on Groundfiction.com (the endeavor, not the website). Stay tuned for more from Ground in September.

Thanks for your support!

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 8

Seth Harwood — Sat, 18 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

I'm back with a little help from my friend Carlos Mendoza! He narrates Ch. 13 and 14 this time around, and he'll back back for more as we go forward.

Listen to hear what happens with Artemis, Emily, Bainbridge McGee, and more about how I've been doing and why I left you for so long.

Pandemic! Protests! It's the long, hard spring and summer of 2020. This is the craziest of years.

Enjoy the episode. If you'd like to hear more of Carlos's audio stylings, you can find him here:

Fade to Black by Joshua Pryor OR The Keeper's Crown by Nathan D. Maki.

Enjoy! As always, you can find all of my books and audio here: sethharwood.com

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 7

Seth Harwood — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

I'm still here! The story marches on, the world turns, we all keep doing some of the things.

Listen: it's crazy times right now. Crazier than before!

I'm losing my mind and (in some cases) any time to do work or record fiction. But, this week I'm here, giving you episode 7! (Ch 12 and part of 13)

20+ good minutes! Enjoy!

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 6

Seth Harwood — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

I've made another episode! I did! I did!

This episode contains chapters 10-11 of the book.

And yes, the world seems to be burning itself down all around us. At least in the US.

And we have no Portuguese Sweet Bread today. But Willa joins me for a few good minutes.

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 5

Seth Harwood — Mon, 11 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Happy Mother's Day!

Here's episode 5 for your ears, Chapters 8-9. Enjoy!

Background features some talk about Michael Jordan, ESPN's new documentary, and all the very best wishes for you, the mothers in your life, and for all the mothers and grandmothers in my life!

Coming soon: a full episode on the new revelations about Michael Jordan from "The Last Dance" and how it connects to The Maltese Jordans.

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 4

Seth Harwood — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Good day! Week 7 of the 2020 Quarantine Podcasts experiment is here. Hard to believe, right?

Are you enjoying the podcast? If you would you be so kind as to let me know, I would very much appreciate that. I love hearing from you.

This is chapters 6-7 with some of 8 because I got excited about Match.com. We were baking bread in the house yesterday during recording.

If you're looking for a good place to add me to your favorite podcatcher, here's the link: https://sethharwood.com/new-podcast-as-much-protein-as-an-egg/

Enjoy!

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 3

Seth Harwood — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 3 of As Much Protein as an Egg. I hope you'll enjoy. Feel free to start HERE if you missed the first episodes. It'll get you all caught up.

This week I give you ch. 3-4 and some shout outs to old friends, one of whom is Gomyo the Hoodie Monk. Check out this track off his latest CD. He brings the rhymes and paint from Japan by way of the US Midwest originally. Gomyo has been a listener since Jack Wakes Up.

Props, man!

His other recent video "Light Up" comes here. Well done!

Hope this finds you well. Strange times indeed! Take care of yourself and yours.

I also mentioned the newest Great American Novel, Valentine, by Elizabeth Wetmore. Right here!

Check out Jenna Bush singing its praises.

As Much Protein as an Egg - Ep 2

Seth Harwood — Tue, 07 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

is this thing on?

This episode presents ch. 2-3 of the unedited version of the novel, the director's cut -- now with more ethnic humor! Hooray!

Enjoy! Kindly let me know how you've been.

Dispatch 3-30-20

Seth Harwood — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

On the whereabouts of Philboyd Studge III and your friendly podcaster Seth Harwood

As Much Protein as an Egg - 01

Seth Harwood — Tue, 24 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Philboyd Studge III grabs the mic this week to begin his major novel, As Much Protein as an Egg. This is the long-hidden Director's Cut that fewer than 5 people on Earth have ever read before now.

I'm making all the content here on Patreon free and also distributing it here via Shoutengine:

I don't know how to have folks subscribe to Patreon's FREE stream here, so if you figure this out, please tell me.

You can also subscribe FREE via iTunes here. How cool is that!?!?!

Where else do you get podcasts these days? Let me know and I'll post there.

ALSO, I'm staying mostly off the social media these days, so I'd very much appreciate you posting this content to your own accounts, friend lists, whatever. Please spread the word. That's how this can work best.

I want to get back to slinging the content.

Yer boy,

Future Urban Crime Kingpin

Tuesday - Read on 3/16/20

Seth Harwood — Mon, 16 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

My short story "Tuesday." Happy to hear from you at sethharwood.com, sethharwood@gmail.com or on Patreon.

Late August Update

Seth Harwood — Tue, 27 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Are you out there listening? Let me know: patreon.com/sethharwood

Stockbridge (MA) Reading from The Maltese Jordans

Seth Harwood — Tue, 30 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This episode features two chapters from a reading at Stockbridge Coffee & Tea (and Bookstore) on July 11, 2019.

I read with my good ole buddy Dan Pope, author of In the Cherry Tree and Housebreaking. Dan's a wonderful author and worth your immediate reading interest.

The sections I read are from The Maltese Jordans, which you can buy here or get in full audiobook here.

CrimeWAV - 55 - The Lineup - Poems on Crime

Seth Harwood — Sat, 13 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

The Lineup!

Poems on Crime. Thanks to Gerald So

Release Reading - Maltese Jordans - Easthampton

Seth Harwood — Fri, 03 May 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Here's the full reading event (with Q&A) from my night at White Square Books here in Easthampton, MA on 4/26/19.

Had some great questions -- focusing on sneakers mostly -- and I read the part where Mody, tied to a chair, first tells Jack his story of the Maltese Jordans.

A good time was had by all! Join us, enjoy, have a listen...

You can get the book at getbook.at/themaltesejordans

Booked. Podcast - Maltese Jordans Interview

Seth Harwood — Wed, 20 Mar 2019 07:00:00 +0000

The guys from Booked. -- Robb and Liv -- have me on to see who can swear the most, have more non-sequitors and... drop the call best.

Enjoy!

March Office Hour - Craft of Fiction and Book Launch

Seth Harwood — Tue, 05 Mar 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Here we started out talking about the new book, my copies, and sending them out! The Maltese Jordans is here!

We also discussed:

Research - Fun and Overload
Slowing Down / Getting Close
The Beehive
And... the ultimate trick to writing!

You'll definitely want to check this one out.

And, missed your chance to grab a copy of the book here on Patreon? You can snap it right up here: sethharwood.com Enjoy!

Thanks to Rich, Sandy, Lynn, Nell and Alyce for joining me!

Booked. Podcast discusses The Maltese Jordans!

Seth Harwood — Tue, 26 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Awwwww, yeah! He got the velcro!

Check out Robb and Livius's review of my latest Jack Palms book, The Maltese Jordans! It's a fun detective story that dives into the world of sneaker collectors and explores the scoops and scandals of basketball in the mid-nineties.

Quick Greeting - The Maltese Jordans is live!

Seth Harwood — Tue, 12 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Do you want the Jordans? Are you ready for the Jordans? Well, if you are, take your pick of how you want it:

March 2018 Office Hour

Seth Harwood — Thu, 05 Apr 2018 07:00:00 +0000

In this hour we talk about scene, writer-progress, and much more!

March Update - Maltese Jordans

Seth Harwood — Tue, 27 Mar 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Here's the news: On April 1, the past episodes of The Maltese Jordans are going up to the $5 reward level. Now's the time to hop in and download all the eps for just $3 a month AND that'll keep you tuned in for the new content and updates. Enjoy!

Also, my next Office Hour is Coming Friday @3PM Eastern. Tune in!

February Office Hour

Seth Harwood — Sat, 24 Feb 2018 08:00:00 +0000

This month's office hour had a specific topic: how to use the Scrivener program to work on long-form projects fiction or non-fiction. I took a few writers through my process in how I use the program for The Maltese Jordans and showed how I would start a new project in Scrivener by migrating content from Microsoft Word. If that's where my work was.

Thanks to all who attended and especially to Rich Katz for offering up his work Every Dog as our migration demo.

Thanks Rich!

Booked Presents: An Evening with Seth Harwood

Seth Harwood — Tue, 06 Feb 2018 08:00:00 +0000

The fine folks of the Booked. Podcast were nice enough to have me on for a far-ranging conversation about: GI Joes, Publishing, the urge to write and where it comes from, podcasting history, reading, and much more.

The Maltese Jordans - Ep 01

Seth Harwood — Fri, 19 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +0000

The Maltese Jordans starts HERE!

with JACK PALMS!

Seth Harwood - "To the Bone"

Seth Harwood — Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Here's my 2013 story “To the Bone” for your ears.

This audio first appeared on CrimeWAV with guest host Mark L. Berry–my boy! Thanks, Mark!

“To the Bone” was first published in The Booked. Anthology back in 2013. Thanks much to the Booked. Podcast guys, who’re also on Patreon here.

The Maltese Jordans - Chapter 1

Seth Harwood — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +0000

This is chapter one of THE MALTESE JORDANS. If you'd like to hear all of episode 1 (Ch. 1-3), follow this link to Patreon and enjoy:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/10572726

Fascination Street Podcast - Seth Harwood Interview

Seth Harwood — Tue, 05 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Steve Dave and Alex Hernandez host to talk about

my recent connection with the real residents of the Young Junius towers
the genesis and depth of my recent obsession with Jordans --Revealed!
a proper consideration of Patreon post pace and content
and much, much more!

Denis Johnson Craft Lecture 1999

Seth Harwood — Tue, 20 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

What follows is a craft lecture delivered by Denis Johnson at the 1999 Yellow Bay Writers' Workshop in Montana. This has been converted from a tape casette so pardon the audio quality.

The "craft" part begins around 16:00.

Enjoy.

Just released: Maltese Jordans Episode 1

Seth Harwood — Mon, 08 May 2017 07:00:00 +0000

The Maltese Jordans podcast has started! You can subscribe to listen at patreon.com/sethharwood

THE MALTESE JORDANS - TRAILER

Seth Harwood — Wed, 03 May 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Audio trailer by Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

More info here: patreon.com/sethharwood

Q&A April 26 2017 - Intro to the Maltese Jordans

Seth Harwood — Fri, 28 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Here's the audio replay of the Q&A from Patreon/Kickstarter/Intro/Zoom

Content:

JWU-Throwback-04

Seth Harwood — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Remastered, complete with NEW TALKING, here you get Ch. 8-10 of Jack Wakes Up, the book that started it all!

Listen for all the goods and news.

Find out more over at Patreon.com/sethharwood

He's baaaaack

Seth Harwood — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Your boy is back.... in your ear!

Everyone Pays at Borderlands Books San Francisco

Seth Harwood — Sun, 24 Jul 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Seth Harwood reads from his latest novel Everyone Pays at Borderlands Books, San Francisco on July 24, 2016.

From Gumshoes to Gum Soles

Seth Harwood — Sat, 25 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Where I read my essay "From Gumshoes to Gum Soles and Dicks to Kicks," first published in Crimespree Magazine.

Everyone Pays Q&A from the Mysterious Bookshop

Seth Harwood — Wed, 15 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

EVERYONE PAYS Question and Answer session from reading on May 6th 2016 at the Mysterious Bookshop in New York City.

Noir @ Bar Boston - Everyone Pays

Seth Harwood — Mon, 23 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Seth Harwood reads from Everyone Pays at Noir @ Bar event in Boston on 5/12/16 at Trident Books, Newbury St.

NYC Pays

Seth Harwood — Mon, 09 May 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Seth Harwood reads from EVERYONE PAYS in NYC at the Mysterious Bookshop. 5/6/16 Buy now or review on Amazon

Everyone Pays - The Release Preview from Hawaii

Seth Harwood — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Listen to the Prologue, Ch 1 and Ch 3 of Everyone Pays, now available everywhere books are sold. Drop a review on it at Amazon or Goodreads. Tell em your boy sent ya!

Rich Katz reads Heavy Duty

Seth Harwood — Wed, 16 Sep 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Rich Katz busts the great story.

The Miscreant Hour Podcast Episode

Seth Harwood — Fri, 12 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Miscreants and Kepler's Books.

CrimeWAV-Harwood-Oct13

Seth Harwood — Wed, 15 Apr 2015 07:00:00 +0000

More fiction this month comes from "Yer boy" Seth Harwood himself. He reads his new story "To the Bone" straight from the Booked. Anthology. (Strange punctuation and all!)

Hilary Davidson

Seth Harwood — Thu, 23 Oct 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Hilary Davidson reads from Blood Always Tells