Hide your addiction with the InPulse Blackberry Smartwatch. It connects wirelessly via Bluetooth to your Blackberry, letting you discreetly check emails, texts, and Twitter updates without busting out the phone. The InPulse sports a 1.3-inch full color OLED display, a built-in vibrating motor, and a rechargeable lithium-ion polymer battery.

Four years ago, we brought you the Marshmallow Shooter. It served you well. It kept enemies at bay. It won many office battles. But times have gotten worse. And times like these call for something stronger. Times like these call for the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster. This pump-action weapon shoots marshmallows up to 40 feet, and stores discreetly in a Bond-esque carrying case.

This mouth-watering magnet looks so much like the real thing, we have to keep telling ourselves: “DON’T EAT THE CHOCOLATE!” A bittersweet deception made out of special wax, it not only resembles both the look and feel of real chocolate, but it can also be easily broken into individual pieces for multiple magnets.

Distinctive mini suitcases make a one-of-a-kind storage piece for a bedroom or playroom. Vintage, 50s era design includes black handle, latch opening and silver metal protective corners.

If your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) Bacon Jam is pure spreadable heaven. Works great on burgers, texas toast, and any sandwich that needs some lovin’.

Get yourself a little extra room without the hassle of adding a second monitor with the Mino Mini USB Monitor. Available in four models, each Mino Mini features a 7-inch screen, a single USB 2.0 connection with your computer, 800×480 resolution, and the ability to rotate to portrait or landscape view. It’s not going to take the place of a full-size secondary screen, but it’s more than enough to help boost your productivity.

The Excelsior Dawes Hovercraft is also one of the most hardcore. This 179-foot, military-grade hovercraft was designed for landing troops and transports on enemy shores, boasting two stabilized multiple rocket launchers, four portable air defense missile systems, enough room to hold three tanks and 140 troops, complete with living quarters, life support, and nuclear, biological, and chemical protection areas, and a square-shaped pontoon structure for a rugged, stable platform at sea. For those of you not planning a hostile attack on Richard Branson’s private island, the Seal Hovercraft ($12,000) is a more sensible option, with a 14-foot length, 2-3 person capacity, and no lethal weapons to worry about.

Who needs buttons? Apple’s Magic Mouse eschews mechanical buttons and scroll wheels, letting you navigate using the same Multi-Touch technology used on the iPhone and MacBook trackpads. The sexy, seamless, touch-sensitive device works as a single or multi-button mouse with advanced gesture support, allowing you to scroll, pan, or swipe with ninja-finger skill. Works for you freakish lefties too.

If a trip to India isn’t in the cards this year, take a virtual trip by way of the Lego Taj Mahal. Featuring an impressive 5,922 pieces, this ultra-detailed recreation is sure to provide hours of entertainment, and at least a little frustration, measuring over 20 inches wide and 16 inches tall, with details such as minarets, domes, arches, and stairs.

Whether you’re replacing an aging flat panel or just now dipping into the HDTV waters, the Vizio TruLED HDTV should be on your list. With a unique TruLED system of 960 individual LEDs divided into 80 control groups, the set is able to achieve a 2,000,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio, with darker blacks and brighter whites then standard backlighting solutions. Other features include 240Hz operation via a combination of a
120Hz panel and scanning backlight, Full HD 1080p resolution, SRS TruSurround and TruVolume audio technologies, and more. Sure, it’s no Triluminos XBR8, but it’s also a lot, lot cheaper, and isn’t as likely to require a tech wizard to fix should something go wrong.