Eeeewwww…

Maybe she should invest in a few other procedures in addition to the nose job.

Did you guess her age?  Okay, well…the correct answer is 43.  She is 43 years old.  No I’m not shitting you.  She’s forty-three years old.  That might be a photograph from 5 years ago, you say?  No way, Jose.  The photograph was taken in May at the 2011 USA Network’s Upfront event.  I don’t know about you, but I want to know what she’s doing (and not doing) to stay so young.  Seriously, it looks like she hasn’t aged a day since her 35th birthday.  My only problem with this blog post is that I do not have a suitable category to place it under…Maybe I will have to make one, such as: “Celebs Who Don’t Age.”  But, for now, this will go under the “Good Plastic Surgery” category, because if she’s not sacrificing lambs to look this good, she must be going to a doctor, right?

Now, here she is at the recent premiere of the movie “Country Strong” (in 2010):

Let’s take a closer look at that forehead:

Folks, forehead wrinkles like that do not disappear with lotion…they disappear by getting Derek Jeter to foot your plastic surgery bill. Good for you, Minka!

And here is Ivanka Trump all grown up with a conspicuously lower and bumpless bridge:

Don’t even get me started on the other stuff (boobjob, porcelain veneers, etc)…but at least it’s all done with a little taste and class.

A closer look…Yup, I can see hollows under her eyes and nose-to-mouth lines (nasolabial folds)…

Okay, you might be saying, it’s unfair to compare candids where she has minimal make-up on to public appearances where she gets all dolled up. To appease y’all, check out this photo of her taken at a public appearance in October 2009 (incidentally, the same month and year the candids above were taken):

I don’t know about you, but I can still see the hollows under her eyes, the nasolabial folds as well as some hollowing under her cheeks. She looks fine to me, so I don’t know why she felt the need to bloat her face for the AFI event this past month:

She almost looks like a completely different person with all the injections (kind of reminds me of Kelly Kapowski from “Saved by the Bell” aka Tiffani Amber Thiessen). While she doesn’t look awful in the “after” shots, I like Natalie’s look before she pumped her face full of lord knows what. I feel like now she’s teetering on the brink of “L.A. plastic Barbie doll” territory. Next thing you know, Natalie will start hanging out with Heidi Montag. Seriously, I never thought I’d see the day where I’d mistake a photo of Natalie for a photo of Kelly Kapowski.

After:Last I checked, Molly Sims is under the age of 40, so why the fuck does she look like she’s 55 now?? Molly Sims has always had a natural, classic beauty. And, if you asked me, she was aging quite nicely. Apparently, not nicely enough for her…I guess she felt the need to go under the knife. Maybe she thought a little nip and tuck would do her some good…I’m not exactly sure what type of plastic surgery procedure she had, but it don’t look so good. She looks like Farah Fawcett now (when she had cancer–not when she was one of Charlie’s Angels). Sims got plastic surgery to look better and now she looks like an old hag instead. Good job, Molly!

Seriously, look at how long her ears are! My grandpa’s ears aren’t even that long…It’s almost disgusting how long her ears are–what, like 6, 7 inches? Look at that first picture and tell me the first you don’t notice is how freakishly long and massive her ear is? I noticed she almost always wears her hair down…I had to dig for these photos…gee, I wonder why.

I don’t even think there is a surgery to fix that, so I guess she’ll just have to keep wearing her hair down.