Big Fat Ostrich

The Bobbipins are back, and this time it’s for realzies

dan — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 03:40:11 +0000

So yeah, Mike and I decided to take this Bobbipins thing to the next level. Here’s this, it’s the first one. Read it.

Household Deathmatch Double Extreme – My Duvet vs An Old Comforter

mike o — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:09:41 +0000

This week’s Household Deathmatch Double Extreme is a fight to the death for comfort supremacy between my duvet and my old comforter! Both are bitter enemies and have been so ever since that incident back at the manufacturing sweat shop. Finally, they meet again, this time in a public arena. Only one can emerge victorious. [...]

Fido, Leave Me Alone!

mike o — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 10:48:03 +0000

Fido. They called me today to see if I was interested in spending my well earned Fido Dollars (240$) on one of their overstocked crappy phones. “You have enough Fido Dollars to get yourself one our Nokia handsets!” “But I have a phone.” “You can use it as a spare or hold onto it for [...]

iPhone 4 Ostrich Foot Edition Gold!

mike o — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:55:10 +0000

Yeah! Welcome to another edition of “Let’s Throw Money Away on Something That’s Gonna Be Obsolete In 1 Year!” That’s right. I’m talking about buying a 24k gold-plated iPhone for 19 grand and storing it in a real Ostrich Foot carrying case! Man, did the word “Bargain!” flash in your brain? It did for me, [...]

Summer Pasta Ostrich Stylings

mike o — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 04:45:32 +0000

Look at all that pasta! Look how it tilts crazily towards you! It’s mesmerizing and that’s what happens when Dan, Mike, and a bunch of food ingredients hang out. The plan was like last time: cook dinner, and come up with a new Bobbipins storyline. And you know what? I’ll save you the goddamn suspense [...]

OMFG it’s the goddam Bobbipins again!

dan — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:12:00 +0000

Once again, if you don’t laugh, it means you’re normal. Bob: Need to see you in my office. Bill:Coming right away! Bob:*faarrrrrt* Bill: Oh! Bob:*faarrrrt* Bill:OMG! Bill: You weren’t there! Bob:…I know…

Rhythmbox Eats Songbird

mike o — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:30:01 +0000

Hey, remember that big Amarok vs Songbird showdown that I wrote about last year? Well you know what? It was all bullshit! There I was, trying to find THE best goddamn music player, to just PLAY MUSIC. So what happened, you ask? 2 things happened: a) Amarok turned into Amarok 2, which was a giant [...]

Super Summer Ostrich Dressings

mike o — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 04:54:21 +0000

It’s summertime and time for salad! But you know what? Your salad is nothing without a good dressing. Nothing! Which is why we’re here to tell you how to spruce up your bowl of greens and stuff with a kick-ass dressing that will make you wish you had never bought that crate of Renees Sweet [...]