You can now access Niteflirt.com directly, no proxy needed! Bugs still — and will, for a while — remain. Read on for common issues you may experience and how to get through to me for phonesex!

CALL BUTTON STATUS & AVAILABILITY: For now, call buttons that appear on my site only show one state: Available. Even when I’m not logged in. Until the buttons properly reflect my availability, use my Yahoo status indicator as your guide. When I’m available on Yahoo, I’m available on NiteFlirt.

FINDING ME AND MY LISTINGS: I am currently not showing up in the available listings at all, even when I AM logged in! To place a call to me, you can use one of the buttons here on my site or on my blogs, or you can bookmark my NiteFlirt Homepage

WHICH LISTINGS TO CALL: To make myself available for calls, I have to turn each listings’ availability on or off individually. Therefore, right now only my top three listings are turned on when I’m available: my Women Home Alone/BBW listing, my BDSM/Mistresses listing, and my Fetish/Feminization listing. You will need to call one of these listings to reach me when I’m available for calls.

ADDING MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT: You may not be able to add funds to your account via the website. If this happens, you can add money while on the phone, but all calls have to be started via a call button, the 800 line may not work yet. So, to add money to your account when you have none to start a call with, use the free minutes I sent out via your NiteFlirt mail about a week ago. Once you’re on the phone, you can add money and continue your call.

DURING YOUR CALL: I do not have access to my customer notes, which means if you are not a regular caller, I may not remember right away. Even if you are a reg, please be kind enough to remind me if I seem to have trouble at first. I have thousands of callers to remember, and only one me! I’m rebuilding my notes database on my own computer in the meantime, but until I have access to my notes again, please help me remember you and your fantasy! If it takes longer than a minute or two to remind me, I’ll send you some free minutes for being a darling and helping Ms. Liz remember! I may look 25 or so, but my brain is all of my 36 years old and needs a kickstart sometimes.

MY AVAILABILITY SCHEDULE: I will be available from 1PM to 11PM from Monday through Saturday. Keep an eye on my Yahoo status to make sure I’m logged in, and send me an IM to check if you aren’t sure! I’m looking forward to talking to all of my boys again…I’ve really missed you all!

I’m sure you’re all aware of NiteFlirt’s continued downtime. I know I am, because I miss talking to my regular callers! However, even though the NF tech crew is hard at work to bring the site back up — best estimate is by Friday of next week — you can try calling me via the NiteFlirt beta-test site. Follow the guide below and I can get back to doing what I do best…teasing, pleasing, and dominating my boys and sissies!

• ACCESSING THE BETA SITE: Due to limited bandwidth during testing, some people may not be able to load the site. However, you can access the site using a free online proxy service such as HideMyAss.com. Go to the link and look for the words “Free Proxy.” Enter the address of the NF Beta site (http://beta.niteflirt.com) and click “Hide My Ass!” Once you are at the Beta site, log in as usual with your member name and password.

• FINDING MY LISTINGS: You will need to use the following address to access my NF Homepage with all of my listings: http://beta.niteflirt.com/users/SexyBBWLiz — if you need to use a proxy, just cut and paste the address into the proxy AFTER you have logged in with your member name.

• MAKING A CALL: The 1-800-TO-FLIRT line is unavailable at the moment, as are all of my call buttons. Extensions will NOT work. The call buttons on my listings on the Beta site work, and the ONLY way to arrange a call currently is to click one of my buttons on the test site.

Keep in mind, there WILL be bugs when using the Beta site to make calls. Sometimes calls will not connect, or may be cut off unexpectedly. Some callers may not be able to reload money during a call, and you may have to hang up and try again. However, the payment section of the site is secure, and will work as usual when making calls via the test site and adding money to your account.

I’ll be looking forward to talking again, I’ve missed you! Have you missed me? Show me how much and help me catch up to make up for the last two weeks!

Let’s go back to the days before the internet, when phonesex advertisements came in two flavors: grainy B&W ads in the back of porno mags, and cheesetastic late-night TV spots with big hair, Jersey-girl accents, and 1-976 numbers. You know, when dinosaurs walked the earth and I first got my start in phonesex — the late eighties and early nineties.

Those of you who weren’t still drooling into your cheerios back then will find that these old commercials — usually seen in the early morning hours on USA Up All Night — will bring back a lot of memories! Check out more of these incredibly awful old commercials courtesy of World Of Warcrap here!

If you are a prospective caller who needs to ask me a question or two, feel free to contact me. The same goes for regular callers. If you just want to chit-chat because you’re bored at work — please don’t IM me. I have chronic pain in my shoulders, arms, and hands. Typing is often painful for me. If you take up my energy with chit-chat, I will be in a lot of pain AND will have gotten nothing accomplished to show for that pain.

I don’t mind if you call me Mistress or ask politely about your favorite fetishes — but I do NOT have the time or the energy (see Rule 1) to roleplay a scene with you and get you off for free. Would you expect your mechanic to fix your car for free “just so you could see how you like it”?

I get tired of saying this: if I am logged in and available, you can call me. I hate playing Dom/sub games via text; it just doesn’t work for me. It’s also annoying and PHYSICALLY PAINFUL (see Rule 1) to have to read and reply to a dozen groveling requests a day that read “Oh Mistress, may I please please call you?” Just call.

CLICK TO ENLARGE!

I was looking through some of my CDs of old photo shoots, and when I saw this pic I knew I had to post it. You BBW Lovers can’t get enough of my big 60-inch ass — some days, it’s the only thing I talk about on the phone! Wouldn’t you love to walk up behind me and rub your cock all over my fine fat ass? It feels just as soft and smooth as it looks…

Click for a closer view!

One of my cowering, groveling humiliation subs, David, just sent this pic to me. Isn’t it precious? He got himself caught up in one of my annoyed moods, poor thing…I told him flat out that I probably wasn’t going to allow him to cum today, and he immediately offered to write “Ms. Liz’s Bitch” on his chest in marker and send me the photo if would consider allowing him to cum today.

I laughed at him, of course, said I might consider it based on the pic, which had better be good, and allowed him to scurry off and engineer his own humiliation. He came back to me on Yahoo within minutes with the pic, but he had to wait a little longer because I was on a call with one of my sissy sluts. Poor David was squirming by the time I was free for his call again.

Yes, I did allow poor little wanker David to spurt his spooge — and believe me, it didn’t take long, ha! Next time, though, he’ll have to come up with an even better way to amuse me if he expects to get to cum…

Visit My New BBW Femdom Phonesex Blog for More MaleSub Humiliation!

However, I WILL be available for calls, don’t worry! I will place my Yahoo address and Yahoo Messenger status button prominently here on my blog and on all my sites. When you see me available via Yahoo Messenger, I’ll be logged in for calls! When my Yahoo status shows me as unavailable, I won’t be available for calls. If you need to e-mail me or IM me to ask a question or discuss a call, use the Yahoo address via my Yahoo status button.

Please also be aware that I will not have access to my customer notes. I pride myself on taking careful notes on what each caller likes to back up my good memory of voices and preferences, but my memory isn’t infallible. Be patient if you have to remind me for a moment about your particular fantasy, and you’ll be rewarded with a few free minutes in return!

One more thing — since Featured Listings will be disabled for the duration of the upgrade, you may not be able to find me in the listing categories as easily. Please add me to your Favorite Flirts category so that you can find me right away, and bookmark my sites and blogs to check in frequently and keep up with me!

• My NiteFlirt Homepage
• BBWLizPhonesex.com
• BBWFemdomPhonesex.com
• SissyMaker.com

Who’s afraid of big black dick? Republicans are, that’s who. Briefly stymied by the recent Kenyan birth certificate hoaxthat undermined their claims that President Barack Obama was not a natural-born American citizen, Birthers now have a new Holy Grail that they think will prove them right: the Presidential Penis.

“Commenters (and circumcised Americans) over at Free Republic struck on a revelation yesterday: if Barack Obama has not been circumcised, then he must not have been born in the United States. Why? Because all of their boys were circumcised.” via Jezebel

What’s behind this sudden interest in Obama’s organ? I have to think that it’s more to do with assuaging white male fears of black male power than with the letter of the law. White men have always feared and been shamefully aroused by what they view as the exotic “otherness” of the black male, and neurotically strive to protect themselves from feelings of inadequacy by protecting their womenfolk from “animalistic” black men and their huge dicks.

“The Black male penis became so important in the racist hysteria at the end of the century because penises are instruments of power. … Du Bois was right about the intimate connection between White male control over women and racism.” — Revealing Male Bodies by Nancy Tuana

I’ll bet all the cuckolds reading this right now are squirming, imagining a powerful ebony cock stretching out their wife’s pussy and thus making her addicted to the pleasure that only a BBC (big black cock) can give her. For cucks, this white male anxiety has been eroticized, giving them a guilty enjoyment of what, to so many white men, would be an unthinkable, emasculating insult. The cuckold takes that emasculation and wraps it in a submissive fantasy of surrender to a black man, and his surrender to that black dick is no less ecstatic than he imagines his wife’s orgasms on that dick would be.

In fact, most cuckold fantasies include not only the betrayal and “conversion” of his wife into a black cock whore, but his own sexual surrender as well. You don’t have to dig very deeply into a cuckold fantasy before you find a chastised and humiliated husband on his knees, licking his wife’s pussy juices off the cock that has claimed her…or to find him bent over and being penetrated by it, either.

I think that the white male Republican Birthers (and their wives) should do some soul-searching and admit that their fear of a black President is based on their fear of a black cock. Their objections and manipulations of the truth make more sense as terrified and confused male sexual anxiety attacks rather than reasoned political thought. Maybe if they could admit that they long for a black cock in their white wife just as much as they fear a black man in a White House, they could just relax a little. It hurts less if you relax.

Looking for some cuckolding of your own, weenie-dick? Give me a call and I’ll help you understand your place in a New World Order of Commander-In-Chief cockworship…

1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 03224574

What this says to me is that his “new owner” isn’t secure enough in her Dominance to think that she can compel him to obey. And if there is one thing I cannot tolerate, it is weak, trifling women who cannot hold their own as a Domme and use their slaves as both a shield to hide behind and a weapon against other women.

Here is my reply to the above e-mail:

I’m not going to block you, sweetheart. I know eventually you will remember just how fucking hot it was to talk to me about being smothered by my fat ass, and want to call me. I’m sure your “new queen” is wonderful, but if she has commanded you to insult other Dommes, she seems like a vindictive, scared girl to me, who is worried that you will slip away from her some day…and you will.

I’m not holding this email against you, because you’re weak-willed enough as a sub that you can be convinced of just about anything. You may just have to block ME, because I’ll be here long after your “new queen” has disappeared.

Just so we’re clear: I could give less than half a shit if my “boys” talk to other Dommes…because I have supreme confidence in myself. My boys may stray occasionally — men, even submissive ones, are like alley cats, wandering from one woman to another — but they always find their way home to the one woman in the world who understands their simple minds. I’m not worried…but I bet that other Domme is. I’m glad I’m not her.