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Olivia Sprauer: Teacher Fired For Being Sexy

Barely Hanging On — Wed, 08 May 2013 07:14:10 +0000

It happens to me all the time. Held back because I am too sexy. Not really but it did actually happen to Olivia Sprauer. A teacher in Florida was recently let go because of her career as a bikini model. The former Martin County High School English teacher was hauled into the principals office and told that her teaching time was over. All as a result of her bikini photos being brought to the attention of the principal. Olivia models under the name Victoria James and has a portfolio on Model Mayhem of mostly bikini photos and poses. This of course didn’t sit right with the Florida school district that has confirmed Olivia is no longer employed with them.

I guess nobody thought to tell principal Alfred Fabrizio or the school board that their whole train wreck of a State exists only because hundreds of thousands of people every year flock to it so they can get into their bathing suits. I don’t think they are booking hotels there to watch drug infused zombies bite the faces of other people. Wait, maybe there are.

Olivia Sprauer

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Hands Up Star Wars

Barely Hanging On — Wed, 08 May 2013 04:14:35 +0000

This shirt is so horrible, but it made us giggle and we reckon there are a few of you out there who also enjoy this type of humor. Of course, if we’re going to geek out, this t-shirt is missing other unwilling amputees: Anakin/Darth Vader, Count Dooku, General Grievous, Mace Windu, and a couple of aliens from the Cantina in Mos Eisley. Maybe they’re just late for the support group meeting. Wampa, C-3PO, Luke, and Ponda Baba raising their severed limbs on a t-shirt.

Hands Up Star Wars

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The Silver Surfer Feels the Pinch

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 02 May 2013 00:23:10 +0000

For the past couple of years silver bullion has been riding a pretty big high. That has had investors and enthusiasts pretty darn happy. That was until the last few weeks when the bottom fell out of the market. One guy who has to be feeling the pinch is Norrin Radd. The Herald of Galactus. The Silver Surfer. Here is a guy just surfing the cosmos knowing he is worth a million dollars easy. Now, not so much. That has to hurt a guy a little and we reach out to him. Keep your chin up Norrin. Things should bounce back. You just have to hang in there and keep on surfing. Stay the course and you will be fine. Here is a little tribute to show some love.

The Silver Surfer

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Massive Cosplay Cleavage

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:02:17 +0000

There are many things that important when you are doing up that cosplay costume. Having that perfect cleavage is just one of them. With this easy to follow guide you can have massive cosplay cleavage in a matter of minutes. You just need a few things like a copy of extra bras, some makeup and a roll of socks. That’s it. No other big secrets. Of course if you are going to cosplay The Hulk or Aquaman this might not be the guide for you. If you want to see some hand picked Cosplay photos series we have been putting some together at out comic books and superheroes blog.

Massive Cosplay Cleavage Guide

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Office Pranks Involving Foam Packaging

Barely Hanging On — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 08:00:46 +0000

If you search the internet to find a funny office pranks you can find hundreds of funny ideas. The problem with some of those pranks is that most of them will land you in trouble. The last thing anybody needs these days is to lose a job over pulling a prank that somebody will take offence to. Interestingly enough I found a funny prank involving foam packaging material that couldn’t possibly get anybody in trouble. Or could it? You would have to be a pretty big drag if you didn’t see the humour in this.

Foam Packaging Office Pranks Funny Pictures

This guy has some work to do when he comes in Monday morning. I just can’t imagine where a person would get enough of that packaging to pull this one off. You would have to save it up for months.

He seems to be taking it well. I wonder how he found his phone. Business first.

An entire office filled with packaging material. Awesome!

Brad is Back! This gif is from the hit comedy Workaholics. The bosses brother Brad pull a funny office prank on the guys.

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Funny Urinal Pictures

Barely Hanging On — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:26:17 +0000

I was reading a post on Reddit about some odd bathroom urinals a member found in the UK. This of course had me looking for more photos of odd public urinals. Of course my search did not disappoint at all. I could be here all day picking out photos.

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The Bum Field in Catalani, Sicily

Barely Hanging On — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:08:30 +0000

Folks were awed this week by a farmers field North East of the village of Catalani in rural Sicily that resembles a bum. Two cheeks to be exact. Here is a snip up close of the cheeky farmers field and below I have linked the spot from Google Maps so you can zoom in and out and have a look for yourself.

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The Creepy Girlfriend Guide

Barely Hanging On — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 12:47:28 +0000

It’s not too often that you get an instructional video from a girl showing other potential stalker girls how to look their creepiest. Laina Morris does her best and quite convincingly so. It’s all in eyes. Those crazy eyes. Hey guys, maybe this will serve as a guide on what to avoid next time at last call. Probably not.

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50 Common Misconceptions

Barely Hanging On — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:35:57 +0000

As I watched this video of 50 common misconceptions I am guilty of believing in more than a few of them. Most notably you don’t get two worms out of cutting one in half and I guess I can give up in my search of the famed elephant graveyard. On a bonus I guess the man grooming is back on. Funny the things that you learn or are told and carry them with you.

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The Steam Whistle Leprechaun Boot

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:06:46 +0000

Call me a sucker for advertising but when I saw the Steam Whistle Leprechaun Boot party set at the beer store I had to have one. What better to add to your home bar set than a good quality glass beer drinking boot. Sometimes when you buy promo packages they aren’t the best of quality but this glass beer boot is nice and thick. I see the two of us getting to know each other very well over the coming weeks. I haven’t broke it out yet with a cold beer but that day will come. Here are a couple of photos of the beer boot sitting on my beer with two Steam Whistle tall boy beers.

The Leprechaun Boot came in a nice box set but I didn’t get a good photo of it so I grabbed one off of the net to show you the packaging.

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