Banat 4 Today

Joke Time the series #1 (Banat4Today)

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 08:29:00 +0000

Ahoy ahoy ahoy! Well, Boy Banat is Back! Sawa na ba kayo sa mga Pickup Lines Series? Ako din po kasi 2009 pa lang bumabanat na tayo. Kung baga Sperm pa lang si Boy-Pickup nun! kaya eto po gagawa naman tayo ng Joke Time Series. At eto ang umpisa. BOOM!

REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??

Police: DNA na...

REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ???

Police: "Di Namin Alam "

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Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya

Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical

Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!"

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Employee: boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun pwesto sa manager natin na kamamatay lang?

Boss: ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya.

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bobo1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?

bobo2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?

bobo1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat!

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Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!

Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?

Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma'am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako!

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When Bush visited the Philippines and Erap acted as his

translator:

Bush: "Lets help one another..."

Erap: "Tayo'y magtulungan. ...."

Bush: "...let's strive together..."

Erap: "...tayo'y magsikap..."

Bush: "...because in union there is strength."

Erap: "...dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!"

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Bongbong -- Pare sinong idol mo?

Chavit--Si Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Bongbong-- Sige nga, spell Schwarzenegger.

Chavit --Hindi, joke lang pare, si Jet Li talaga idol ko.

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Pare 1: Pre, nasusuka ako kaya lang di ako masuka

Pare 2: Madali lang yan, pre ~ sundutin mo tonsils mo (pare 1 sinundot ang tonsils ..)

Pare 1: Di pa rin e

Pare 2: Hmmmmm ... sundutin mo pwet mo (pare 1 sinundot ang pwet ...) Pare 1: Wala pa rin

Pare 2: Ngayon, tsaka mo ule isundot sa bibig mo pag hindi ka pa masuka nyan ewan ko na!

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Holdaper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo?

Biktima: Ikaw na bahala..bastaa pareho po yan walang laman!

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Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? wala ka pa bang napupusuan?

Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang! (hihihihi! )

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Sa isang mumurahing airline:

Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?

Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?

Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po

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TEACHER: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio, Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini?

STUDENT: Ma'am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay pinanganak ng holiday! ?

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BUNSO: Tay , may multo daw sa kusina natin?

TATAY: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sayo nyan?

BUNSO: Si ate po!

TATAY: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! Wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina, at iinom lang ako ng tubig...

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PROMDI: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong lolokohin! Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko?!?! Maliit, wala pang kama at bintana..... ha?!?!

ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo...

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MRS: Bakit ngayon ka lang?

MR: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang. Hehe! Hik,

MRS: Lasing ka no?

MR: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik

MRS: Anong hindi?! La ka namang trabaho, pano ka nagka-officemates?

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Jun-Jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina!

Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?

Jun-Jun: "Sino ang walang assignment?"

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Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?

Juan: Kuwadrado po, maam!

Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.

Juan: Pero maam, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang APAT na sulok ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog?

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Thelma: Sabi mo, dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?

Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?

Thelma: Ginawa naming banig.

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Boss asks sexy secretary to a dinner after overtime: Are you free tonight?

The sexy secretary replies: Sir, ha... huwag naman, FREE... Bibigyan na lang kita ng discount!

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Girl: Maganda ba ko?

Boy: Oo, kaya lang, Bumbayin ka...

Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang Bumbay, ah?! Tisay yata to!

Boy: Oo nga, pero 'yung amoy mo, Bumbayin!

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Gumimik sa mall ang tatlong binatilyo...

Jepoy: SYET! Ang cute nung girl!

Kevin: Sexy pa! Grabe!

Nathan: Sino? Yung naka-mini skirt, na red? Yun, yun ba? Ha? Kilala ko siya! Teka tatawagin ko ha, kuyaaahhh Ambet!

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Eliseo: Sobra na talaga ang katangahan ng kumare mo. Ang akala niya, ang LAWSUIT ay uniporme ng pulis!

JoshuA: Sus! Tanga nga! Eh di ba, uniporme ng abugado yun?!

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Namatay ang isang mister na babaero. Sa requiem mass, sinabi ng pari patungkol sa namatay, "An honest man, a good man, a family man" et cetera.

Binulungan ng biyuda ang panganay na anak, Pakisilip nga ang kabaong kung ang daddy mo nga ang nasa loob!"

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AND THE FAVORITE:

Sa isang ospital...

Lola (may cancer) : Doc, anong gagawin nyo sa akin?

Doc : Che-chemo, lola.

Lola : Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!

Employee’s Progress

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Do these remind you of people you know . . . . . .

New employee

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(It's your first day at work and all is fine and great)

After 3 months...

You are listening to HOUSE music (because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going)

After 6 months...

You are listening to Heavy Metal (your days start at 0800 and end at 2000)

After 9 months...

You are listening to Hip Hop (You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)

After a year...

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP (Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!)

After a second year...

You are listening to Techno
and have gone a bit... well... crazy!

And finally, after nth year...

The Best husband in the world

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

And The Husband of the Year awards goes to:

But first.
The honorable mention goes to :

The United Kingdom

...followed closely by

The United States of America

and then .................

Poland

3rd Place must go to

.........

Greece

And it was very very close,

but the runner up prize

was awarded to....

............. Serbia

And the Winner of the coveted

Husband of the Year Award

......goes to

......... Ireland!

You've got to love the Irish.

Look, he's even

holding her hand..

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HISterectomy..

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Mail to

Send this to all the men just to annoy them. Mail to

Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing!

Do's and don'ts with babies

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Pictures from the book Safe Baby Handling Tips (Board book)

Editorial Reviews

Product Description
New parents are often overwhelmed-and befuddled-when it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Luckily Safe Baby Handling Tips saves the day with its hilarious "do's and don'ts" on baby care. Now incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guide, which also includes a unique Wheel of Responsibility to help moms and dads negotiate baby chores (and shirk diaper duty!) whenever they can. Makes baby-rearing a blast!

About the Author
David and Kelly Sopp pretend to be expert baby handlers and are the founders of Wry Baby (wrybaby.com), a fun little gift and apparel company whose motto is Raise Funny People(tm). They live in San Francisco with their 5-year old son, who unwittingly started all this nonsense.

Why you should always carry a Camera Phone

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Facebook Manners and The Electric friendship generator.

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000

I came across this unique and funny video on Youtube about Facebook Manners and Etiquette. The thing that caught my attention is how Facebook dubbed as “The electric friendship generator”. This matches the Era that the movie portray.

Below is a summary of such Facebook rules violated by the actress (Alice) in the video.

Rule #1: Don’t change your relationship status without consulting the other person.

Rule #2: Don’t post embarrassing photographs of other people.

Rule #3: Be discreet when posting messages on another person’s wall.

Rule #4: Don’t steal other people’s friends.

Rule #5: Don’t start hate groups.

Don’t forget to follow the rules so you can enjoy “The Electric friendship generator”.

7 reasons not to mess with children

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

The Eye Test

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Can you find the B

(there are 2 B's) DON'T skip or your facebook account will be deleted....

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Once you've found the B

Find the 1

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Once you found the 1..............

Find the 6

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Once you've found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

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Once you've found the N...

Find the Q...

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Beware, The Sun is dangerous!

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Sariwa (For Adults only) Tsup Tsup Joke Lang!

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 09:00:00 +0000

Teka teka. Bago mo buksan Ito medyo dahan dahanin mo lang para merong element of surprise!

Pagkatapos mong humalakhak eh di Share mo na!

Sariwa (For Adults only. Joke Lang)

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Are they stupid or are they really stupid?

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000

When you start reading the discussion thread below, I’m pretty sure you’ll be quick enough to realize what other people are really up to….Reading further will let you know what I mean.

Please don’t click to Report Fred and Ignacio Just share this to your friends.

Sino ang pinaka CUTE na Baby?

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Ahoy kamusta mga Boy Banat Friends. Nakakatuwa ang mga babys kahit sino lalo na ang mga Ina ay giliw na gilaw ka kaninlAng mga munting paslit.

Pero sa pagkakataong ito tignan natin ang pasensya mo kung hanggang saan ka makyu-kyutan sa mga Baby. O Sya sige simulan na ang kunsumisyon

Sino ang pinaka cute na baby

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Paano na kung wala ng Mga Banat?

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:03:00 +0000

Ang banat4today ay isa sa masasabi kong nag pioneer ng mga malulupit na banat na kalat na kalat sa Internet ngayon. Ito ay sinimulan natin sa pamamagitan ng ating BOY BANAT (strikes again) Series. Isama pa dyan yung Mga Banat ni Bob Ong

Meron sa Blog, meron sa Twitter, sangkatutak na sa Facebook, di rin nawawala sa mag Text o SMS messages.

Kung iisipin mo iba ibang flavor na nga ang lumalabas ngayon. Merong english, tagalog, corny, nakakatawa, cheesy, para sa love, sa mag-asawa, kakaiba, swabe, may dating, walang kwenta. Minsan naman love quotes na hinaluan konting kaharutan. Yung iba ay sweet yung iba naman ay may pagka brutal. At ang mga pinakamagaling ay yung mga pamatay na banat. At nagkalat na rin pala yung mga banat na may pictures na kung makikita mo sa Facebook ay Saannggkatutaakkkkk!!!

At dahil dyan ipinanganak naman si Boy Pickup ng Bubble gang na kakaiba naman kung humirit na nagkaroon pang Kape ka ba Music Video.

Sa dinami dami na ng mga Banat lines ngayon parang nalulunod nako kung baga information overload!!!! Itong post na to ay pangalawa sa aking huling Boy Banat Series at ang last ay inaantay ko lang dumami ang post sa Mga BANAT (I-POST ang pinakamatindi mong Banat) page.

Pansamantala nangalap ako ng magagandang banat sites na aking pinagsama sa baba.

1) Pinoy Banat Cheesy Punchlines

2) Mga makabagong Banat Lines

3) Love Text Quotes

4) Pamatay na banat

5) Pati pala sa Sulit.com.ph nagkalat na din

6) At isama na natin ang TipidPC.com

Ay nakalimutan ko pala ang title ng post na to. Pano na kaya kung wala nang mga banat? Hanggang kalian kaya ito tatagal? Ito ba ay aabot pa sa ating mga apo? O bigla na lang mawawala kasabay ni Boy Pickup? Well, nagtatanong lang po. Basta isa lang ang masasabi ko mawawala na ang “Mga banat” pero ang Banat4Today ay mananatiling bumabanat, ng Mga Jokes syempre!

Wag nyo nga po palang kalimutang bumisita palagi para sa ating mga bagong post. just remember “Banat4Today, Everyday Humor on the Internet” o kaya just search Boy Banat sa inyong paboritong Search Engine! Salamatttt!!

Kape ka ba? Bubble Gang [Music Video]

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 15:11:00 +0000

Boy Pickup Official Music Video with Lyrics!

Featuring;

Boy Pickup

Neneng “B”

Push Back

Bagoong

Dahon

MC Bits.

Lyrics:

Katahimikan x2 paraan wag magsiksikan.

Wag ka ng makulit ang lahat makinig humanda na pick up-an.

Makinig kayo sa groove. sa grower ng scooop…

Dalawang malupit ng west kaya wag dapat mabulol

Eto ang patindihan, pasikatan, pagalingan, balagtasan na hindi madadaan sa palakasan

Jack-en-Poy Ang papel ay panalo sa Bato.

Huwag ka nang magulo and reignnnnnn….yoooyy…

(Chorus)

Kape ka ba? Bakit? x3

Pagdating sa Pick up-an ako’y walang sabet

Kotse ka ba? Bakit? x3

Ang Ingles ng kotse ay Carrrrr….

Ma-ma..Mahilig ako sa ulong malaki at malambot

Ng-ng..Tumingin ako sa sky may Dragon na, sumipot!

Paborito kong fruits strawberry apple, saging sarap at durian…atis at kamatis..awww (prutas yan…prutas ngaaa!!!)

Mahirap umihi, may taong nakatingin…Mix mo…ang Blue, Yellow…Lalabas ay Green…(kulay yan ng ng Treeeesss….)

(Repeat Chorus)

Twinkle x4, Twinkle x2 jingle bells.

Matibay ang bangka pag… oslo ang papel….(makapal yan…)

Uno dos tres kwatro singko amoy sampaguita ang aking banyo.

Marami, many, pinaka most plantsa pang damit pwede ring pang groach…(ang cheap…cheap…)

(Repeat Chorus)

Sabi ni tatay wala akong mararating, sinagot ko…meron bang, ice cream.. x2 You scream..I scream.. hooo (pusang gala Pick up…)

Mga pictures ngayon.. hindi dine-develop pero girls at ako laging na de-develop.

Kami nga at the bay, umulan sa labas nabasa ang sapatos di nalunod ang isdaaaa…..!!!!

Panoorin ang Kabuuan.

Kape Ka ba? Bubble Gang

Update: Kape ka ba MP3 Download

Kape ka ba? Boy Pickup MP3 (Bubble Gang) by agentpx

Pampasaya ng araw mong nasira (Igiling-giling by Willie Revillame)

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:01:00 +0000

Sira ba ang araw mo? Nalulungkot ka ba? May gusto ka bang pasayahin? Aba eh Panoorin mo na to nang maalis naman kahit sandali ang pagod at lungkot mo!

Kung bitin ka halika at panoorin din sina Katrina Halili at Hayden Kho

Creative Ads and a Funny one

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000

KISS (Keep It Simple,Stupid)

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Focus on Problems vs. Focus on Solutions

1) When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).

In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million.

They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

Andwhat
did Russians do......................???????

The Russians used a Pencil!!!

2) One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies.

The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department.

For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.

Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line.

He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Moral of the story: KISS (Keep It Simple,Stupid) i.e. always look for simple solutions.

Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem

So, learn to focus on solutions not on problems .

Kung may Viral videos mayroon ding mga Viral audios

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:19:00 +0000

Naaalala ko pa nung di pa sikat ang Youtube. Madalas kaming mag share ng mga nakakatawang bagay sa Internet gamit ang e-mail. Natagpuan ko ulit ang collection ko ng mga nakakatuwang soundclip kaya naisipan ko lang i-share.

Ito ay para sa mga hindi pa nakarinig nito. Enjoy!

1) She kicked my Dog – Isang prank call na kung saan isang boses bumbay ang tumawag sa isang bahay at pinagbibintangan ang isang dalagita na sinipa nito ang kanyang aso.

She kicked my Dog by agentpx

2) Little Becky – Siya ay isang bata na nais pa-demolish ang kanyang eskwelahan sapagkat naiinis siya sa mga teachers niya na palaging nagbibigay ng sangkatutak na assignments.

Little Becky by agentpx

3) Duckjob – Pilyong Donald Duck! Actually meron akong tagalog version nito pero sa sobrang brutal ay parang katulad ng tigidong na kumalat noon sa internet o ringtone kaya nagdesisyon akong wag na lang I post hehe.

Duckjob by agentpx

4) Airport prank - Ito naman ay isang paging system sa airport na kung saan pinababasa ang mga pangalan na tunog arabo pero pag binasa sa engish ay kakaiba ang meaning:

Ang pangalan kunyari ay;

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

Pag binasa sa English ay;

My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

Pakinggan.

Sounds Like: My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard by agentpx

i-click para sa iba pang Funny Airport Prank

What is this?

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:00:00 +0000

CAN YOU GUESS

WHAT THIS IS ?

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWER

Click here to find out!

Its a

5 MB hard disk

in 1956....

In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first computer with a hard disk drive (HDD).

The HDD weighed over a ton and stored 5MB of data.

Let us start appreciating our 4 GB finger-size flash drives.

Batman Suparman

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:55:00 +0000

Customer: Hi, may I know your name…..?

Agent : Batman

Customer: What?

Agent: I am Batman sir.

Customer: What? Are you kidding me?

Agent: No Sir

Customer: Damn, what’s your last name?

Agent: Suparman sir.

Customer: Wtf.. give me your supervisor! Right now!

Click here to see the culprit!

Pictures are worth a 1000 humor.

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Which one is HOT?

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 03:00:00 +0000

First watch the first video, then watch the second one or Play it both at the same time. You decide which one is HOTTER!

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Different kind of FaceBook People (Alin ka dito?)

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 14:56:00 +0000

Ibat iba ang klase ang mga taong gumagamit ng Facebook. Sa sobrang dami nga pilit kong iisa-isahin ang mga pang araw araw na napapansin at nababasa ko sa Facebook.

Pero bago ang lahat nais ko pong magpaumanhin sa inyong lahat dahil ang inyo pong lingkod Boy Banat is the name ay hindi lehitimong writer datapwat isang magaling na programador (programmer in English)

Mga Bully: programmer daw o BOOO!

Boy Banat: TSEEE!!

Ay naku umpisahan na nga natin ang mga tingin kong klase ng ng tao sa Facebook...

1) Merong walang ginawa kundi mag-reklamo tungkol sa trabaho nya. Para bang ang Facebook ay isang Taksyapo wall na kung saan pwede kang magbasag ng kung ano ano (plato, baso etc.) para lang mailabas mo ang sama ng loob mo sa ka-opisina mo na kinaiinisan mo o kaya sa BOSS mo o kaya sa mismong kumpanyang pinapasukan mo na siyang nagpapa-sweldo sayo at isang malaking dahilan kung bakit ka nakaka pag Facebook sa opisina. (Getting paid for using FB ha?!) hayyy…

2) Merong mahilig mag kwento tungkol sa bawat pangyayari at yugto ng buhay nya (Dapat sa kanya mag Twitter na lang heheh) Kulang na lang pati pagupo sa banyo ay sabihin nya kung ano ang ginagawa nya. Anyway ang purpose naman ng FB o twitter ay microblogging. Natural sa ating mga tao ang maipakita o maipalam sa ating mga kaibigan o kapamilya kahit mumunting detalye ng ating buhay. Lalo na kung malayo tayo sa kanila.

3) Meron namang araw araw nag po post ng “Quote for the day” Sila naman yung kala mo di mauubusan ng Quotes eh cut and paste lang naman yun galing sa websites heheh. Minsan maganda naman ang mensahe. Minsan naman parang nagpapa cute lang. Pero in fairness meron din naman original post. Di nga lang natin alam kung ganun na nga.

4) Videos! Ito na siguro ang pinakamarami at madalas na makikita mo sa Facebook. Kalimitan yung mga nakakatawa, mga Viral videos at yung mga scandals. Pakiramdam mo bay pag nag post ka nito ay feeling mo ikaw ang nauna pero pag tiningnan mo ang Date sa Youtube kung kelan ito na upload susme! 3 years ago pa pala.

5) Pictures, maging ito man ay Family pic, Funny and sometimes Nakakasuka (lalo na yung mga DOTA o ako pix) ibat ibang flavors ibat ibang putahe. (Teka klase ba ng tao ito? Klase ng content ito ah. Well sabi ko nga sa inyo di ako writer waaah)

6) Meron dyang gumagawa ng group para sa Alumni, public figures gaya ni Boy Pickup (eka ako nagpauso nyan ah kaya ng Boy Banat eh tignan nyo yung post ko 2009 pa ), usong salita ngayon bekemon, jejemon at kung ano ano pa.

7) Cyber Bullies. Sila yung mga taong nag po post ng mga di kanais nais na picture (nakakatawa man o nakakahiya) o videos ng iba. Sila rin mga taong mahilig mang-asar maging ng mga ka FB nila. Pero san ka minsan yan din ang paraan nila para magpapansin sa mga Crushes nila. heheh

8) Show-off sila yung mga taong mahilig mag post ng bago nilang gadget, kotse, bahay, mga pictures na ang background ay galing sa ibat ibang bansa. Wala namang masama dito pero por dyos por santo. Pati ba naman laman ng bago mong smartPhone eh kelangan naming makita!

9) Meron ding mahilig mag post ng mga Jokes o kaya ng mga Pickup/Banat lines gaya ko. Sumisikat na nga si Boy Pickup eh dapat Boy Banat na lang pinangalan nila dun at least pang pinoy pa ang pangalan. waaah…

10) And last but not the least yung mga Gamers! Ilang farmville request na ba ang na received mo? Restaurant city, Mapia, Cityville and the list goes on…

Paalala: Walang tao o hayop na sinaktan sa post na to kaya kung may reklamo ka dun mo na lang ilagay sa fan page ng Banat4Today LOL salamat pala sa mga kaibigan ni Boy Banat..

Kaya PAK! ikaw na….bahalang mag-share nito ha?

Images courtesy of the oatmeal.

Weird and Funny Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:00:00 +0000

See collection of Weird and funny Pictures.

Funny Pictures

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No Trespassing (Funny)

noreply@blogger.com (AgentPX) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 00:00:00 +0000

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