BALONEY!

BALONEY! To Chicago!

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:19:00 +0000

Thaaaat's right! The "BA-" of BALONEY! is making the transition from Cleveland to Chicago in order to take a full-time job in fitness while taking classes at iO during the night. Come to think of it, it almost sounds like a dreadfully, awful superhero story.

Fitness specialist by day, comedic hopeful by night!

I should hold on to that idea. With the way Hollywood is cranking out superhero movies, they're bound to run out of ideas eventually.

The "-LONEY" of BALONEY! will also be in her native Chicago, interning at the Laugh Out Loud theater just north of Chicago.

The reason I make this announcement is because... well... we don't have a free camera anymore. One of the perks of being students at Miami University meant we had unlimited access to cameras to film our mildly enjoyable BALONEY! shorts. Chicago, at least not that I know of, doens't have a service where they just give out cameras to groups that make parodies of lord and saviors or make dick and fart jokes.

Worry not, devoted followers! We are determined to continue making the shorts we love oh-so-much to make. We're dead set on making a third SHESUS! The Girl Jesus as well as Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: Lesbian Revenge.

So hold tight, everyone, as we try and figure out how to keep this shindig going. We promise to find a way... one way or another. It's just too bad craigslist is getting rid of the "erotic services" section...

-BALONEY OUT!

TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus Response

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 13 May 2009 23:18:00 +0000

TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 13 May 2009 23:16:00 +0000

Bad Week For BALONEY!

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Mon, 11 May 2009 02:55:00 +0000

So last week really was not our week. First we found out we lost the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest and then we found out why...

Apparently the winner (seen here) is more representative of the TWIX brand. Also, we were informed that we only received 210 votes, which we don't believe for a second since we can account for more than 210 votes.

In our angst, we made a response to receiving our finalist prize of a year supply of worthless TWIX bars. The next two posts have our original video and then our response to losing.

BALONEY! On ATOM TV Upload Showdown

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 05 May 2009 21:11:00 +0000

Hey everyone! We're on the ATOM TV Upload Showdown for our video Every Guy's Fantasy: Daily Blowjob (changed to DAILY BJ). Follow the link here to vote for us!

P.S. We're supposed to find out whether or not we won the TWIX contest today. No announcement, yet... Stay tuned.

FOX-19 Tomorrow Morning

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:29:00 +0000

Hello again everyone,

For those of you in the greater Cincinnati area, feel free to watch FOX-19 at 8:40am tomorrow. I (Joe) will be on the show promoting the BALONEY! entry for the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. Hopefully I don't make a fool of myself... No guarantees, as per usual...

TWIX Contest Update

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:07:00 +0000

Hey there everyone,

I was informed this morning that our entry was picked as a finalist for the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. If you're wondering why I deleted the video from this blog and various other video websites, it's because I received a call asking that I do so to avoid any potential controversy. Instead, you can see the video at the TWIX contest site here: http://funnieststudent.twix.com/Watch.aspx?cd=QQMSMR&cat=1&page=1

Vote for us (JOE from OHIO) here at: http://funnieststudent.twix.com/Vote.aspx

Voting is open until April 27th at 9pm, so vote now and tell your friends!

Jobs & Comedy

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:09:00 +0000

Oh how I wish the two went hand in hand!

If I could spend the rest of my life making BALONEY! shorts, I would be a very happy man. I don't need to be rich... don't need to be famous. I'm happy if I know a few people are laughing or having a mild chuckle at my expense. Unfortunately, I have to be a big kid now and get a... job.

Right now I'm job hunting like none other for a job in Chicago, so I can be like other comedian hopefuls and take classes at iO and Second City. Instead of being able to successfully land a job, I've been successful instead in reading Del Close and Charna Halpern's TRUTH IN COMEDY, Charna Halpern's ART BY COMMITTEE, and Keith Johnstone's IMPRO. While I wish I had something secured in Chicago, I still see it as time well spent. Obviously the best experience is being on stage, but I feel 23423423523522239 times more knowledgable already.

iTunes!

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:10:00 +0000

iTunes has listed BALONEY! as a real podcast! Please do subscribe and write awesome (or mildly awesome) reviews about us to help spread the word! We'll be search-able in a day or two OR you can follow this link http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=310812800.

Cheers,
BALONEY!

Done uploading!

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:01:00 +0000

Huzzah! All of the BALONEY! videos that are currently in existence are up. Of course we have plenty of other videos we plan on making, including SHESUS! The Girl Jesus: Episode 3 with a surprise guest from a certain holy book AND the conclusion to Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Lesbian, Lesbian Revenge.

Stay tuned!

Shakespearean Sam

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:51:00 +0000

A time portal from the 16th century inexplicably opens in Marie's living room.

Created by BALONEY!

SHESUS! The Girl Jesus: Episode 2

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:36:00 +0000

A man has been struck with a bad case of acute viral pharyngitis. He turns to prayer for a cure.

Created by BALONEY!

SHESUS! The Girl Jesus

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:43:00 +0000

Jesus hasn't been responding despite many prayers. Who shall this young man turn to now?

Created by BALONEY!

The Secret Life Of Greek Heights: XYZ

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:16:00 +0000

A new ABC Family drama about an ostracized African-American that falls in love with a teenager that doesn't know how she got pregnant. Tune in for teenage romance, pointless adult drama, and aliens. Tuesdays after the 700 Club.

Created by BALONEY!

Retainer Girl: Episode 2 - Blind Date

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:37:00 +0000

Retainer Girl uses the internet to con a good looking guy into having dinner with her... and a little bit more.

Created by BALONEY!

Retainer Girl

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:57:00 +0000

Experience her first time.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: No Condom

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:24:00 +0000

An unprotected fantasy... with no repercussions, of course.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: Getting Away After A One Night Stand

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:15:00 +0000

For those of you that just aren't ready for a commitment.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Fart

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:38:00 +0000

Relax...

Created by BALONEY!

Peeing Your Brains Out

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:36:00 +0000

Think peeing your brains out is funny? Think again.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Lesbian

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:35:00 +0000

Joe experienced every guy's fantasy, so what could possibly go wrong?

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Bug

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:10:00 +0000

A sex fantasy gets interrupted by a creepy crawler.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Girl's Fantasy: The Beatdown

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:50:00 +0000

A sexist pig of a guy finally makes his girlfriend snap.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: Daily Blowjob

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:41:00 +0000

A typical guy's ideal night.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Girl's Fantasy

joebaur42@gmail.com (BALONEY!) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:28:00 +0000

It's called a fantasy for a reason...

Created by BALONEY!