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(Don't steal it) Awkward,Haiku,politics,Michigan,arts,funny,comedy,bold,decisiveSociety & CultureNews & PoliticsComedyTV & Filmmatthew@awkwardhaiku.comAwkward HaikuAwkward HaikunoAwkward,Haiku,politics,Michigan,arts,funny,comedy,bold,decisiveNews, Silliness and PoliticsSometimes zany, sometimes smart, sometimes conceptual and sometimes art. tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-9117361023740116504Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:39:00 +00002012-01-31T22:39:37.146-05:00awkward haiku award showthe world is ending The names and one descriptive term has been changed to protect the innocent (and cover our asses).  David: do we know anyone in kentucky/indiana/tennessee/alabama?Matt: Do people live in Indiana?  I thought it was just Highway and tire burning factories David: i know  i think Jane does  but i don't really care Matt: As in Larry’s little sis' David: mmhm Matt: because he is an asswipe David: i http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/QQU6TA6YuH8/matt-and-david-talk-about-mutual_31.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/QQU6TA6YuH8" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2012/01/matt-and-david-talk-about-mutual_31.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-8319925918294747284Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:19:00 +00002012-01-27T18:19:48.576-05:00http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/e3EDQ4-HWyw/awkward-haiku-tv.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/e3EDQ4-HWyw" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2012/01/awkward-haiku-tv.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-6054471413163169435Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:40:00 +00002012-01-11T20:41:12.821-05:00In no particular order: Margaret Submarine Meek's Cutoff Attack the Block Certified Copy Tree of Life Cold Weather Drive Super It's not a top 10 list--for one thing, its twin is Movies that Came to American Theaters That I'd Like To, But Haven't Seen Yet: A Separation The Descendants Hugo Martha Marcy Marlene May Skin I Live in Shame Color Wheel Uncle Boonmee etc etc But it's a list http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/G733lHErpsg/my-favorite-movies-that-came-to-america.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/G733lHErpsg" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2012/01/my-favorite-movies-that-came-to-america.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-966243419660641066Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:23:00 +00002012-01-10T05:23:00.188-05:00awkward haiku radioDada Morning Showpodcast Dada Morning Show January 10th, 2012 by Awkward Haiku Brought to you by the Hermits Guild of America. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/vBMvTTdVy6A/podcast-dada-morning-show-tuesday.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/vBMvTTdVy6A" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2012/01/podcast-dada-morning-show-tuesday.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-3285169260418034702Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:11:00 +00002011-12-04T06:11:36.294-05:00matt kuhrPost-Ironic Devotionalpost ironic devotional It is wonderful that you always want to be close to your baby, however, when it is time to do the dishes, it is a good idea to put your child back in his/her crib.  I know it's difficult enough to hold a dish with wet soapy hands. I imagine it would be much harder to keep a good grip on a baby in the same condition.  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/PpgP7K2CzHo/post-ironic-devotional-parenting-advice.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/PpgP7K2CzHo" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/12/post-ironic-devotional-parenting-advice.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-722632420234696539Fri, 02 Dec 2011 23:28:00 +00002011-12-02T18:28:40.658-05:00ymbtiger cryfree musicmp3music videosOh hey, it's been a while. Here's a music video produced by the AHtv team: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/KwI3N6MBwCQ/music-video.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/KwI3N6MBwCQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/12/music-video.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-671773913838244250Sun, 20 Nov 2011 02:25:00 +00002011-11-19T21:25:10.287-05:00matt kuhrpost-ironic thanksgivingpost ironic thanksgivingcooking If you are away from home on Thanksgiving and need a quick, cheep and easy way to impress a small dinner party, then why not do it with a small chicken? Adapted to use game hens instead of chicken; I have simplified the instructions just in case you are making more than two game hens. I just picked up a small food chopper at Shopko for about $10, it makes a quick job of mincing and chopping http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/U_p4WpPbDys/ricotta-herb-stuffed-cornish-game-hen.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/U_p4WpPbDys" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/11/ricotta-herb-stuffed-cornish-game-hen.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-842215234585876004Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:55:00 +00002011-10-05T20:25:23.953-04:00Shabazz Placesreviewsmatt kuhrAlbumsmusicmusic reviewBlack Up Few hip-hop albums require the capacity for an appreciation of experimental psychedelia the way that 'Black Up' requires it. Let me rephrase that, this is the only hip-hop album that demands the listener to find the beat on his own. This may be the moment that hip-hop has gone post-rap, post-Diddy, post-Master-P. One can hear the black-futurism of Detroit's Techno hemorrhaging through every http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/ItR4qxkPfqQ/black-up-sabazz-places-2011.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/ItR4qxkPfqQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/10/black-up-sabazz-places-2011.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-1656392094536808635Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:37:00 +00002011-09-13T13:37:53.652-04:00matt kuhrperchSoupfishcookingWhenever I become unemployed I like to make this variation on a simple Sicilian soup with all of the stuff that I had when I was employed and times were plentiful. When you are picking out fish for this soup you have two choices. One, thaw out whatever you have in your freezer. Two, buy whatever is on sale at the supermarket. I chose the second option and came back with Perch and Shark. Perch ishttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/63NQvV8m7yY/unemployment-fish-soup.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/63NQvV8m7yY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/09/unemployment-fish-soup.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-3698793389262503932Thu, 18 Aug 2011 23:50:00 +00002011-08-27T20:44:14.550-04:00david burgismatt kuhrkid sisterlouis c.k. 6:19 PM  David: matty6:21 PM Matt: dizzy d6:22 PM If I have to watch one more ad on the internet I'm going to shoot myself6:23 PM David: yeah i tried watching hulu earlier  it sucks Matt: Not in the head or anything  fatal David: friends with benefits is a terrible tv show  but i like the cast  so i sat through episode 1 Matt: how was it? David: it was pretty bad6:24 PM Matt: that sucks David: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/Qmdmajrv9FI/david-and-matt-talk-about-tv.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/Qmdmajrv9FI" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/08/david-and-matt-talk-about-tv.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-1642324545809955753Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:59:00 +00002011-09-13T13:47:06.946-04:00cooking This is the salad my grandma always makes, probably with a few adjustments because you never can reproduce Grandma’s cookin’. What made this salad particularly delicious were the mini cucumbers. I like normal cucumbers just as much, but I typically peel them for this sort of thing. This was pretty and festive because you can leave the skin on—it is soft, delicious, and nothing close to http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/-PFadoyOvDY/cucumber-salad-this-is-salad-my-grandma.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/-PFadoyOvDY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/06/cucumber-salad-this-is-salad-my-grandma.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-5171745947314135090Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:15:00 +00002011-09-13T13:48:09.213-04:00cookingHey gang, hope y’all had a good Memorial Day weekend. Never forget. So, I decided to make some beef baby back ribs. Pork is good too but beef is what I got and I don’t know what the appropriate adjustments to this recipe might be. I don’t have a stovetop smoker, and I didn’t want to fire up the grill, so I just did these in the oven. I used Emeril’s recipe for the rub and the barbecue sauce. (http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/lpe__H6rHMY/memorial-day-weekend-baby-back-ribs-hey.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/lpe__H6rHMY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/06/memorial-day-weekend-baby-back-ribs-hey.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-7255930871704482858Thu, 26 May 2011 13:56:00 +00002011-05-26T09:56:00.184-04:00What a difference a few months makes. My review on the Waterfront Bar & Grille at Lansing City Market was incomplete as of August 2010. I am happy to report that I was prophetic in my predictions. The local flavor bar stands as among the best in Lansing. Everyone you talk to hears good things and eveyone who patronizes the establishment leaves well satisfied.They now have a nice and functional http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/xKs7ZpsToE8/waterfront-bar-grille-giving-credit-to.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/xKs7ZpsToE8" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/05/waterfront-bar-grille-giving-credit-to.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-2277564057159013190Tue, 24 May 2011 00:03:00 +00002011-05-23T20:15:09.264-04:00colin maguirePoliticspolitically incorrectHey everybody. You should all check out this awesome group I've been getting into. They are called Our Time. They are a non-partisan group formed to promote the interests of under 30's. They put pressure on government and the media to take our concerns seriously. You can see their website here:http://www.ourtime.org/You can see them on facebook at:www.facebook.com/#!/OurTimeOrg?sk=wallToday's http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/mqJPWTzXA6w/cc-colin-w-maguire-supports-our-time.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/mqJPWTzXA6w" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/05/cc-colin-w-maguire-supports-our-time.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-2491809873426752570Fri, 22 Apr 2011 22:57:00 +00002011-04-22T18:57:20.332-04:00kat incorrigiblestephanie burgis I don't usually go for the sincerity thing here, so I'll be brief. My sister's book just came out in the states (available on Amazon). And it's great. I've always looked up to her for her writing (among other things), and this is just fantastic. It's well-written, it's fun, and it's heartfelt. I couldn't be more proud of her, or more jealous. From the description: At twelve years old, any http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/WOBjou4DU1g/kat-incorrigible-trailer-two.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/WOBjou4DU1g" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/04/kat-incorrigible-trailer-two.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-5024063083737816526Mon, 18 Apr 2011 21:57:00 +00002011-04-18T17:57:00.879-04:00matt kuhrLake Troutfishcooking Preheat an oven to 350 degrees. Sprinkle olive oil in a cake pan and place your trout filet in the center. Then sprinkle flake salt and herbes de provence on the fish and place: Sage Thyme Baby carrots Sliced shallots Whole peppercorns and Juniper berries Around the filet and bake for 30 or so odd minutes. I just picked up some steelhead trout and will be cooking that up shortly, we will have http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/wS-xt88IjRs/simple-trout.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/wS-xt88IjRs" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/04/simple-trout.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-2529616366905945723Fri, 08 Apr 2011 04:16:00 +00002011-04-18T18:09:47.096-04:00fishcooking TWO WAYS TO COOK YA UP SOME CATFISH FROM A SOUTHERN LITTLE LADY All right kids. I know you’ve been anxiously awaiting a post. Life gets in the way, then catfish shows up in the grocery store for a buck fifty a fillet. So there you have it.Also watched an episode of Emeril ecogreen cuisine or whatever it’s called and it’s fantastic. I think Emeril and I would be best friends. No offense Emeril, http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/s_M1RtPGk90/two-ways-to-cook-ya-up-some-catfish.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/s_M1RtPGk90" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/04/two-ways-to-cook-ya-up-some-catfish.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-4271452902615433214Fri, 25 Mar 2011 02:51:00 +00002011-03-24T22:51:32.361-04:00post ironic devotional Californians believe that with hard work and perseverance, one can achieve a perfect tan. Michiganders believe that tans are for people from California. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/hNsLlciFALE/post-ironic-devotional.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/hNsLlciFALE" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/03/post-ironic-devotional.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-1167933137428747579Wed, 16 Mar 2011 16:57:00 +00002011-03-17T01:02:45.722-04:00david burgispost-ironic studiesmatt kuhrcommunityDavid: i want to do a back to back community and spaced thing sometime yeah well i wouldn't know i haven't watched community in forever either last i saw chevy chase had taken some strange turns which didn't make sense but whatever it's community Matt: yeah, it's not high art Matt: I guess for a sitcom it should at least be considered such. David: wellll... Matt: yes? David: i've told you http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/mI8bmh2a74Y/matt-and-david-talk-about-community.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/mI8bmh2a74Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/03/matt-and-david-talk-about-community.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-3585833768876235925Thu, 03 Mar 2011 01:05:00 +00002011-03-03T18:17:14.731-05:00literary caricaturesbret easton ellisthe end of all thingstwitterben burgisLike American Psycho? Love Less Than Zero? Have a soft spot for Lunar Park?Are you maybe enough of a Bret Easton Ellis fan that you love the Rules of Attraction movie not just because it includes stuff like this, but because it's the only movie based on one of his novels that remotely feels like the original, or in fact feels like anything you could imagine him writing? (Rules of Attraction:Bret http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/gr5I8Gw1EPo/it-gets-worse-bret-easton-ellis-twitter.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/gr5I8Gw1EPo" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/03/it-gets-worse-bret-easton-ellis-twitter.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-1839757071602414763Wed, 23 Feb 2011 23:30:00 +00002011-02-23T18:30:02.149-05:00 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/KGNPiHG7wMU/ahtv-matts-stand-up.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/KGNPiHG7wMU" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/02/ahtv-matts-stand-up.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-8991465255270036643Thu, 17 Feb 2011 06:01:00 +00002011-02-17T01:01:10.272-05:00ahtvhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/iPA0RdD2SNQ/ahtv-feb-17-decision.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/iPA0RdD2SNQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/02/ahtv-feb-17-decision.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-1559867744589978818Thu, 17 Feb 2011 00:48:00 +00002011-02-16T19:48:12.721-05:00semiotic comiccomiccomedy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/KxDzaKuWBME/sic-semper-tyrannis-rex.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/KxDzaKuWBME" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/02/sic-semper-tyrannis-rex.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-9159287636919849810Tue, 15 Feb 2011 00:31:00 +00002011-02-14T19:31:47.029-05:00post ironic devotionalIts a party in the USA! a celebration of America! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~3/z0qM-pIJALw/post-ironic-devotional.htmlmatthew@awkwardhaiku.com (Awkward Haiku)0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AwkwardHaiku/~4/z0qM-pIJALw" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.awkwardhaiku.com/2011/02/post-ironic-devotional.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1679761587458544961.post-683570927269938591Sat, 29 Jan 2011 11:35:00 +00002011-11-19T21:27:33.632-05:00collective nounsmatt kuhrPost-Ironic Devotionalpost ironic devotionalfun with english Ever look at a group of things, birds or mammals or fish, are at a loss for what to call that grouping of individual things and up resorting to the term "set." 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