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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>Awkward Fanfic.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @awkwardfanfic)</generator><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>“Durza” by Airewathiel, an Eragon Fan Art [Must...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq79vvi114U0IYGlo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/307427/"&gt;“Durza” by Airewathiel, an Eragon Fan Art&lt;/a&gt; [Must login to view]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/161100907</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/161100907</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:27:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“The Passion of Barney” by ~Microscheist, a Barney...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq7ac1cdJEWNjD4vo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://microscheist.deviantart.com/art/The-Passion-of-Barney-7190824"&gt;“The Passion of Barney” by ~Microscheist, a Barney Fan Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/160347630</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/160347630</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:27:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“GO DUMBLEDORE” by ~I-HATE-JACOB-BLACK66, a Harry...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq7agu6d0V4GXKITo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i-hate-jacob-black66.deviantart.com/art/GO-DUMBLEDORE-130365213"&gt;“GO DUMBLEDORE” by ~I-HATE-JACOB-BLACK66, a Harry Potter Fan Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/159628598</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/159628598</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:27:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Digivolution 001” by ~Deamon007, a Digimon Original...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq7aa0a5CG8igINHo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deamon007.deviantart.com/art/Digivolution-001-130329408"&gt;“Digivolution 001” by ~Deamon007, a Digimon Original Character Fan Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/158998484</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/158998484</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:27:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Secondary Mutation” by Ry1d, a Teenage Mutant Ninja...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq79j4y467HR62tco1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/573292/"&gt;“Secondary Mutation” by Ry1d, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fan Art&lt;/a&gt; [Must login to view]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/158420527</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/158420527</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:27:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"‘Dear Diary,
I’m so excited about tomorrow! Kana’s going to stay over for a few days because both of..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;‘Dear Diary,&lt;br/&gt;
I’m so excited about tomorrow! Kana’s going to stay over for a few days because both of our parents are going on a business trip! She’ll probably bring Oxnard too. Oh I can’t wait!!’&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;…Laura closed her diary and went over to her bed. She laid down and tried to sleep, but she was too excited. She tried to think of things that would make her tired, but only one thing came to mind: Masturbating. She quickly got up and tip-toed around the house, making sure her parents were asleep. They were. She got back to her room and into her bed and pulled down her pants. She put her hand in her panties and rubbed her pussy gently. She was already wet from thinking about masturbating. Laura took her finger and slowly pushed it inside her slit. She let out a soft moan of happiness. She kept on slowly finger fucking herself until she couldn’t take it anymore. With that she pushed her entire finger inside her cunt and with her other hand began playing with her clit. She gently sqeezed the tiny nub as she kept pushing her finger in and out of her cunt. She was panting now, and was close to climaxing. She pinched her clit and pushed her finger inside her pussy one last time and came. She felt her waves of happiness flow through her body as she let out a moan that was just soft enough as to not wake her parents. Laura brought her hands up to her mouth and licked them clean, then pulled her pants back up and fell asleep…&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3859234/1/Business_Trip"&gt;Business Trip, a Hamtaro Fanfic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/157731878</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/157731878</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:27:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“baby woody: 3 years later” by ~woodyrocks15, a Toy...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq78nvm8tnvwviH3o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://woodyrocks15.deviantart.com/art/baby-woody-3-years-later-123708195"&gt;“baby woody: 3 years later” by ~woodyrocks15, a Toy Story Fanart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/156984450</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/156984450</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:25:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Harry began to undress himself.

“Now, now Hagrid. Calm yourself. This is fun, remember? And..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Harry began to undress himself.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Now, now Hagrid. Calm yourself. This is fun, remember? And don’t lie to me, I know you like it.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A satisfied smile.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“At least your body does.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Harry sat between the big legs, clothes on the floor on the woolen cover, and curled his feet around the hard cock (which was no longer in need of magical assistance to stay that way), pressing his toes against the flushed head where a clear liquid was gathering slowly. Using his heels to squeeze real tight the base of Hagrid manhood, he placed his hands on the top of it and rubbed it with both of his palms after spitting on them, which brought a spasm from the giant body.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Speeding up the rubbing, he bend over to kiss and then lick Hagrid’s precum before easing the pressure of his heels and using his whole feet to jerked Hagrid off properly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Harry knew the orgasm was close. He joined his hands around the hot cock so that he Hagrid was now being jerked by both feet and hands, trashing madly in anger and twisted pleasure.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Don’t hold back, Hagrid”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Easing the pressure of his heels, Harry gave one last touch at the sensitive head, brushing it lightly with his finger…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;White, powerful eruption, followed by an other, and an other, rose in the air and hit Harry, leaving him with a sticky face and white torso. Looking down at Hagrid, he smirked and eased off the bed.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4984690/1/Getting_there"&gt;Getting There, a Harry Potter Fanfic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/156212255</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/156212255</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:25:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Predator” by ~wanted4sin, a Predator Fan Art</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq78756sxnLnBNs5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wanted4sin.deviantart.com/art/Predator-129416219"&gt;“Predator” by ~wanted4sin, a Predator Fan Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/155463790</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/155463790</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:24:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"My body tingled with excitement as the impact of what was happening struck me. I was going to..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;My body tingled with excitement as the impact of what was happening struck me. I was going to deflower her, that beautiful - block I had longed for for so long. She looked a bit confused, having never done anything like this before, so I helped by undress. Staring at her colorless, naked pixels, I discovered what true beauty was. No wonder the ancient Greeks loved gazing at the 8-bit Venus in the nude!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of foreplay. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life. I didn’t want the experience to be one-sided, so I let her stop and I touched her bottom pixel for a bit. She grunted a few times and made comments on how she was sorry she hadn’t done this sooner.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It was time. As bottom pixel met bottom pixel, we both moaned in delight. We were in love as Romeo and Juliet were, and nothing could tear us apart. When the deed was done, we were both satisfied for the moment, yet also hungered for more.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2111243/1/Temptation_of_the_Maiden"&gt;Temptation of the Maiden, a Tetris Fanfic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/154725318</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/154725318</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:23:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Porygon-Z” by ~Porygon-For-Life, a Pokemon Fanart</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq77t2ke0dIowlxOo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://porygon-for-life.deviantart.com/art/Porygon-Z-128746433"&gt;“Porygon-Z” by ~Porygon-For-Life, a Pokemon Fanart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/154085231</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/154085231</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:23:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Suddenly her mouth moved away and his hips bucked upwards, searching for the heat that had left, but..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Suddenly her mouth moved away and his hips bucked upwards, searching for the heat that had left, but she pined him down. He opened his eyes when he felt something drip against his leg, and what he sees is the single most arousing sight he has ever seen in his entire life. She had rid herself of her own jeans and underwear, and was now hovering over his leg as she dug through her overstuffed wallet. While she is occupied he slips a finger up into her, wriggling it up and moving it around in her tight, warm passage. She’s dripping and his surprise attack causes her to drop the wallet with a faint curse, bucking as he adds another finger twisting them and hitting something inside her that makes her throw her head back wildly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Fuck it!” She growls, pulling his hand roughly away from her snatch and pushing the wallet off the bed.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;She moves over his hips and impales herself down on his shaft.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Seth” She hisses.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Leah” He moans in reply.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4935316/2/Why_The_Clearwaters_Will_Never_Imprint"&gt;Why the Clearwaters will Never Imprint, a Twilight Fanfic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/153470883</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/153470883</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:23:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“WGiiA-Down and Dirty” by ~The-Man-Of-Tomorrow, a...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq78otm4mlbZZeJ9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-man-of-tomorrow.deviantart.com/art/WGiiA-Down-and-Dirty-121696049"&gt;“WGiiA-Down and Dirty” by ~The-Man-Of-Tomorrow, a Boogerman and Sonic Crossover Fan Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/152778387</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/152778387</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:22:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"“Harder,” I whispered. He started pumping faster.

“Harder,” I said, loudly. He picked up the..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;“Harder,” I whispered. He started pumping faster.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Harder,” I said, loudly. He picked up the pace.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“HARDER!” I screamed to the top of my lungs, he started pounding me so hard I think he broke my coccyx.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“BELLAAA!! IT WON’T GO ANY FURTHER!!”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I was breathing very hard and was sure I was red in the face, I couldn’t see him but I’m sure Jasper was having the same reaction.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5232194/1/Eater_of_Edible_Thongs"&gt;Eater of Edible Thongs, a Twilight Fanfic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/152099640</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/152099640</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:22:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Revenge of the FreeSkier” by -kaffepausen, a...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq77xyrd2esj6Fapo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kaffepausen.deviantart.com/art/Revenge-of-the-FreeSkier-120623284"&gt;“Revenge of the FreeSkier” by -kaffepausen, a SkiFree Fanart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/151405916</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/151405916</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:22:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I buried myself in her wet heat, over and over again. Pouring my love into her physically while I..."</title><description>“I buried myself in her wet heat, over and over again. Pouring my love into her physically while I murmured “I love you” in her ear repeatedly. Our moans and pants echoed through out the house and I picked up my pace when I felt her begin writhe and spasm beneath me, bringing myself closer to the edge as well. As I thrust into her one last time she screamed my name and came apart around me, her orgasm so powerful it brought me to my own and I spilled into her.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5238101/1/HomeCumming"&gt;HomeCumming, a Twilight Fanfic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/150671460</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/150671460</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:21:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“3. Finger” by Rogue Kitty, a BeastWars and...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq7966q75WSREvaSo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/571134/"&gt;“3. Finger” by Rogue Kitty, a BeastWars and Transformers Crossover Fan Art&lt;/a&gt; [Must be logged in to view]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/149953395</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/149953395</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:21:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"O king of kings
O prince of princes
Both are oh so blind
For neither can see
What’s right in front..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;O king of kings&lt;br/&gt;
O prince of princes&lt;br/&gt;
Both are oh so blind&lt;br/&gt;
For neither can see&lt;br/&gt;
What’s right in front of their eyes.&lt;br/&gt;
But I can see the green that’s everywhere&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Neither know what’s around the corner&lt;br/&gt;
None have any idea&lt;br/&gt;
But soon they all shall see&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;They may know suspect something&lt;br/&gt;
They may know something is up&lt;br/&gt;
But they have no idea how close the trouble lies&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It could be a cousin, an aunt&lt;br/&gt;
Or maybe even a brother&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Deceit, desire, distain [sic]&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3333555/1/Lion_King_Poems"&gt;Deceit, Desire, Distain [sic], a Lion King Poem&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/149321443</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/149321443</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:21:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“chronicles of narnia” by ~Nadia-Domingos, a...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6VRpHJazuq7a0k8drwtS6zPpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nadia-domingos.deviantart.com/art/chronicles-of-narnia-45125662"&gt;“chronicles of narnia” by ~Nadia-Domingos, a Chronicles of Narnia Fan Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/148743707</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/148743707</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:21:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"As Holly drove her hips closer and closer to Artemis’s, both parties could contain small moans and..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;As Holly drove her hips closer and closer to Artemis’s, both parties could contain small moans and cries of pleasure.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;From his position Artemis could see Holly’s stomach pulsating and stared as her chest started to glow blow with magic. Sparks wove their way down her arms like drunken fireflies. Artemis convulsed as the magic flowed through Holly’s hands and into his chest, conveying itself to Artemis’s brain as purest pleasure…&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5050101/1/A_Magical_Evening"&gt;A Magical Evening, an Artemis Fowl Fanfic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/148076793</link><guid>https://awkwardfanfic.tumblr.com/post/148076793</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:21:54 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
