tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15984600146990327752010-03-12T09:41:09.149Z"Its da Pip..."Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.comBlogger343125AvinAGiraffehttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-55514148468435538132010-03-12T09:30:00.001Z2010-03-12T09:33:33.834Z2010-03-12T09:33:33.834ZMorning all. Its Friday already. Yup really, not kidding or anything.<br /> <br /> First up, he's just trying to do his piece to camera, stay out of his way alright...<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="333" id="viddler" width="437"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/3900af4f/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="flashvars" value="fake=1"/><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/3900af4f/" width="437" height="333" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" flashvars="fake=1" name="viddler" ></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Recently deceased actor Andrew Koenig now enjoys a walk in the park....</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5oFw3lOy7I/AAAAAAAABY4/_njvni_xp_o/s1600-h/enjoyed%20suicide.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="174" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5oFw3lOy7I/AAAAAAAABY4/_njvni_xp_o/s640/enjoyed%20suicide.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> Next up, group therapy with&nbsp;subsidized drinks? Perfect..<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5oGiIywSbI/AAAAAAAABY8/PYbgRMoKyf4/s1600-h/Group%20Therapy%20Win.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5oGiIywSbI/AAAAAAAABY8/PYbgRMoKyf4/s400/Group%20Therapy%20Win.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> Finally for the day, anyone fancy some boiled scorn?<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5oJeGYI9eI/AAAAAAAABZA/-iwdOKTZmEc/s1600-h/boiled%20scorn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5oJeGYI9eI/AAAAAAAABZA/-iwdOKTZmEc/s640/boiled%20scorn.jpg" width="478" /></a></div><br /> Thats it, back to work. I will see you Sunday, have a top weekend!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-5551414846843553813?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/n8XkSRImEww" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com054.2801351 -0.4024007http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/03/friday-funnies.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-6505561943732082212010-03-11T07:45:00.000Z2010-03-11T07:45:00.555Z2010-03-11T07:45:00.555ZMorning all. First up <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/katamaran78">some brightspark</a> has cut the Beastie Boys classic Sabotage to footage from Battlestar Galactica. And its pretty damn good!<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BoQ0bqsJSJ8&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BoQ0bqsJSJ8&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">And just for comparison:<br /> <br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4PN7Xbexq4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4PN7Xbexq4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Lastly for today, will everyone just calm the fuck down...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5fwEbfe_lI/AAAAAAAABY0/92krCNind28/s1600-h/calmthefuckdown.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5fwEbfe_lI/AAAAAAAABY0/92krCNind28/s640/calmthefuckdown.jpg" width="179" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-650556194373208221?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/Se_LswqUYXM" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com046.862496 103.846656http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/03/daily-funnies-calm-fuck-down-edition.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-45472935727921793642010-03-09T07:15:00.000Z2010-03-09T07:15:52.417Z2010-03-09T07:15:52.417ZMorning all. First up you would regret this, I know you would...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5Tv3lOBFhI/AAAAAAAABYs/mwTRion1nHg/s1600-h/sex-with-darth-vader-mask-regrets.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="234" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5Tv3lOBFhI/AAAAAAAABYs/mwTRion1nHg/s640/sex-with-darth-vader-mask-regrets.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Never one to be seen as a sore loser, James Cameron congratulates Kathryn Bigelow at the recent Oscars...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5V0saVil-I/AAAAAAAABYw/9AZJhdZthms/s1600-h/james-cameron-congratulates-kathryn-bigelow.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5V0saVil-I/AAAAAAAABYw/9AZJhdZthms/s400/james-cameron-congratulates-kathryn-bigelow.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Click 'Continue Reading' for the rest of the post...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"></div><a name='more'></a>Next up a rather ace little film shot entirely using a flatbed scanner, Memoirs of a Scanner. Kinda like The Office, from the view of the scanner...<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="225" width="400"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5548380&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=ffffff&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5548380&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=ffffff&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://vimeo.com/5548380">Memoirs of a Scanner (Pillows Edition)</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/damonstea">Damon Stea</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div>Finally for today it really is scary what you do with some sellotape and a bit of make up...<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3sYVLHwf7JQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3sYVLHwf7JQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-4547293572792179364?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/ttHVd2cukPg" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com440.735657 -74.1723667http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/03/daily-funnies-sex-regrets-edition.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-32588394432687615032010-03-07T08:32:00.002Z2010-03-08T22:27:44.489Z2010-03-08T22:27:44.489Z<div style="text-align: left;">Morning all, good weekend? Of course <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23FridayDrinks">#FridayDrinks</a> was a top night see <a href="http://www.fridaydrinks.info/">fridaydrinks.info</a> for all the deets...</div><br /> First up remember that skype sponsored project <a href="http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/friday-funnies-im-as-shocked-by.html">I covered recently</a>? With the five artists around the world? You call them on skype, give them a message for someone and they interpret it how they see fit. Well this has to be the harshest one yet...<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ceDDVzSgx3s&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ceDDVzSgx3s&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Next up, ever wonder exactly how a film gets its rating. This'll fill you in...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5KBFgp9MiI/AAAAAAAABYc/LW-l09qishY/s1600-h/alice-in-wonderlands-mpaa-rating.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5KBFgp9MiI/AAAAAAAABYc/LW-l09qishY/s400/alice-in-wonderlands-mpaa-rating.jpg" width="373" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> <a name='more'></a><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Barack Obama as class clown. Well he is the most powerful man in the world he's gotta let it out somewhere...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5KB4XfBScI/AAAAAAAABYg/sFEfvEQh_PE/s1600-h/barack-obama-class-clown.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="354" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5KB4XfBScI/AAAAAAAABYg/sFEfvEQh_PE/s640/barack-obama-class-clown.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Oh I love a good fight on camera...<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e88moRiFhzY&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e88moRiFhzY&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div>I know how he feels...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5KLibG1FBI/AAAAAAAABYk/1U61AB0qWpQ/s1600-h/I%20came.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="340" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5KLibG1FBI/AAAAAAAABYk/1U61AB0qWpQ/s640/I%20came.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> Next up, pick two from the below triangle. Really <i>not </i>as easy as it sounds.<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5KL65jtLfI/AAAAAAAABYo/dfFSXqIoY_U/s1600-h/Pick%20two.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="560" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5KL65jtLfI/AAAAAAAABYo/dfFSXqIoY_U/s640/Pick%20two.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> And finally for the day,&nbsp;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 32px; font-weight: bold;">Lady Gaga&nbsp;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;">in Wonderland, awesome sauce!</span></span><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pW7fKqSet0Y&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pW7fKqSet0Y&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Thats it y'all have a brill rest of and I will see you in the week.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-3258839443268761503?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/FS05nUYSMp0" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com537.7791787 -97.4672674http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/03/sunday-joint-i-came-edition.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-73355179196042675692010-03-05T07:45:00.002Z2010-03-05T07:45:00.346Z2010-03-05T07:45:00.346ZMorning all. Welcome to your Friday. Busy day ahead? I should hope so, you've done nothing but slack all week...<br /> <br /> First up and if you haven't seen it yet, the Trololo song...<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iwGFalTRHDA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iwGFalTRHDA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Next up, did you know Romeo and Juliet are on Facebook?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5AWeeI1beI/AAAAAAAABYU/58QWy6kVPk8/s1600-h/shakespeare-on-facebook.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="425" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5AWeeI1beI/AAAAAAAABYU/58QWy6kVPk8/s640/shakespeare-on-facebook.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> Ok this next ones just a bit scary. Who'd of thought a simple tree branch could make such noise...<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DYktDghfoFM&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DYktDghfoFM&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Anyone thats played Grand Theft Auto or watched Knight-Rider will get this one...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5AXInVRxYI/AAAAAAAABYY/72W_qTNSbsk/s1600-h/so-tempting.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="462" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S5AXInVRxYI/AAAAAAAABYY/72W_qTNSbsk/s640/so-tempting.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> I don't know whats funny about this next video, it just is...<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" height="400" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=7ca2dfe3b7" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="480" height="400" flashvars="key=7ca2dfe3b7" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center; width: 480px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7ca2dfe3b7/trampoline-dog" title="from That Happened!">Trampoline Dog</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;">Thats it y'll, Have a top weekend. <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23FridayDrinks">#FridayDrinks</a> this eve up at the Adam and Steve. Pop along if your on Twitter and up for a drink. If not have a good one and I will see you Sunday.&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Check this hand, cos I is out...&nbsp;</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-7335517919604267569?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/fVac19atTyM" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com250.785996 -0.675879http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/03/friday-funnies-tits-out-edition.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-29941659602647294472010-03-04T07:45:00.007Z2010-03-04T07:45:00.709Z2010-03-04T07:45:00.709ZMorning all. Cheryl Cole changed her relationship status on Facebook yesterday...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S45WCalVJLI/AAAAAAAABXw/u1u4-aflDeE/s1600-h/Cole%20single.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="146" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S45WCalVJLI/AAAAAAAABXw/u1u4-aflDeE/s640/Cole%20single.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">(via <a href="http://twitter.com/SimonHume">@SimonHume</a>/<a href="http://twitter.com/brynmorgan">@BrynMorgan</a>)<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;">Creepy. That is all..</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S47ymkjataI/AAAAAAAABYI/29oNQjH9-zo/s1600-h/pim-and-jam-17006-1267636040-5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S47ymkjataI/AAAAAAAABYI/29oNQjH9-zo/s640/pim-and-jam-17006-1267636040-5.jpg" width="464" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Pim and Jam</td></tr> </tbody></table><br /> </div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Finally for the day, yet another Fox News fail...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S45XZcRtG_I/AAAAAAAABX0/RAQlehlvYtQ/s1600-h/fox-news-fail-private-parts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="473" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S45XZcRtG_I/AAAAAAAABX0/RAQlehlvYtQ/s640/fox-news-fail-private-parts.jpg" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nice work, Fox...</td></tr> </tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> That's all I got, get back to work, you lazy good for nothing...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-2994165960264729447?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/mgvAE0N4DI0" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com0-37.96937272768304 145.00957489013672http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/03/daily-funnies-touch-my-private-parts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-40800145543320610542010-03-03T07:45:00.002Z2010-03-03T07:45:00.184Z2010-03-03T07:45:00.184ZMorning. So it's Spring apparently. Tell me, what's the big yellow thingy in the sky again?<br /> <br /> On with the show.<br /> <br /> First up, Kim Jong-il and Princess Anne, separated at birth?<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S416lsYpOJI/AAAAAAAABXo/sCbJhrsdtUg/s1600-h/70871775.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="388" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S416lsYpOJI/AAAAAAAABXo/sCbJhrsdtUg/s640/70871775.jpg" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(via the rather funny </span><a href="http://twitter.com/@FreshPlastic"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@FreshPlastic</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">)</span></td></tr> </tbody></table><br /> I so have to this <a href="http://twitter.com/@fuckitysplits">f</a>ilm...<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/POcuiqRTbnM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/POcuiqRTbnM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Finally for the day, a call to arms, and in the vein of <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23swearing">#swearing</a>...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S41-yqOqU6I/AAAAAAAABXs/NCghq20tHTM/s1600-h/lets_fuck_shit_up.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S41-yqOqU6I/AAAAAAAABXs/NCghq20tHTM/s640/lets_fuck_shit_up.jpg" width="579" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(via the brilliantly funny </span><a href="http://twitter.com/juliasegal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@juliasegal</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">)</span></td></tr> </tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Back to work slackers, see you in the 'morrow...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-4080014554332061054?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/ijEL9o_JVC4" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com035.6894875 139.6917064http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/03/daily-funnies-lets-fuck-shit-up-edition.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-83537347716660700412010-03-02T07:45:00.002Z2010-03-02T07:45:00.381Z2010-03-02T07:45:00.381ZMorning all...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4w8fOV9g7I/AAAAAAAABXY/mDBCOvdKV8I/s1600-h/BillandTedsRadBromance.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="416" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4w8fOV9g7I/AAAAAAAABXY/mDBCOvdKV8I/s640/BillandTedsRadBromance.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> This next video features some terrible acting but is very funny (you can skip to the action at 01:45)...<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bnhgUETdMHI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bnhgUETdMHI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Bad pun time, tee he...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4w9rZSokRI/AAAAAAAABXc/b_Kfa1HJI6c/s1600-h/down%20under.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4w9rZSokRI/AAAAAAAABXc/b_Kfa1HJI6c/s640/down%20under.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> And finally, introducing Mrs Porn...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4w_yi4hYaI/AAAAAAAABXg/hOnrWeM5UIg/s1600-h/mrsporn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="344" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4w_yi4hYaI/AAAAAAAABXg/hOnrWeM5UIg/s640/mrsporn.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-8353734771666070041?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/dmKPFHLGzpo" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com0-21.28937435586041 46.40625http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/03/morning-funnies-rad-bromance-edition.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-19745402633111338272010-02-28T21:10:00.000Z2010-02-28T21:10:55.836Z2010-02-28T21:10:55.836ZWords just escape me right now...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4rbew1fKDI/AAAAAAAABXU/6qVkxwqkfQA/s1600-h/Barbie_fail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4rbew1fKDI/AAAAAAAABXU/6qVkxwqkfQA/s640/Barbie_fail.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-1974540263311133827?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/-ehSQ_8nwZ4" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com134.9135988 -114.6356913http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/late-night-funnies-barbie-drops-c-bomb.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-9825147474925235302010-02-28T18:47:00.000Z2010-02-28T18:47:59.036Z2010-02-28T18:47:59.036Z<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span>Evening all. Good weekend? Bet you thought I'd forgotten you. Or "..fallen down the plug-hole.".<br /> <br /> First up watch this dude unload, 'Falling Down' style..<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TE2R9aJym_A&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TE2R9aJym_A&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Next up, God created Saturn sooooo...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4qxK4OXqeI/AAAAAAAABXE/7Vxrp3H2Wus/s1600-h/God%20liked%20Saturn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="355" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4qxK4OXqeI/AAAAAAAABXE/7Vxrp3H2Wus/s640/God%20liked%20Saturn.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">This next video is probably the best use of my favourite meme of the moment, <a href="http://chatroulette.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">chatroulette.com</span></a>..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"></div><div align="center"><a href="http://kontraband.com/videos/21669/Pervy-Puppet">Pervy Puppet</a><br /> <div align="center"><embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="file=http://208.116.9.205/10/content/21669/450.flv&amp;height=380&amp;width=480&amp;displayheight=360&amp;displaywidth=480&amp;frontcolor=0xffffff&amp;backcolor=0x000000&amp;lightcolor=0xffffff&amp;plugins=gapro-1,/show/plugins/kb/kbsocial_1.swf&amp;gapro.accountid=UA-3505072-1&amp;gapro.trackpercentage=true&amp;gapro.tracktime=true&amp;gapro.trackcompletes=true&amp;gapro.trackdetails=true&amp;gapro.trackerror=true&amp;shuffle=false&amp;overstretch=false&amp;autostart=false&amp;repeat=list&amp;javascriptid=kbvideo&amp;enablejs=true&amp;customKb=true&amp;kb_engagement_url=http://kontraband.com/videos/21669/Pervy-Puppet&amp;kb_engagement_title=Pervy Puppet&amp;kb_contentid=21669" height="380" id="kbvideo" name="kbvideo" quality="high" src="http://www.kontraband.com/show/4.5.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" usefullscreen="true" width="480"></embed></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Looks like <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Microsoft</span> have fallen foul to the piss takers of the internet this week. Because that never happens. Look what happens when you flip the Zune logo over....</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br class="Apple-interchange-newline" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4q1YaUpy4I/AAAAAAAABXI/zYDgkRHQvNI/s1600-h/Zunes_Anus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="331" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4q1YaUpy4I/AAAAAAAABXI/zYDgkRHQvNI/s400/Zunes_Anus.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And finally for today, the Snopocalypse in America gets worse. New York is under 2 feet of snow...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4q3wMoVnxI/AAAAAAAABXM/KkrzOeYHZ9Q/s1600-h/2_feet_of_snow.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4q3wMoVnxI/AAAAAAAABXM/KkrzOeYHZ9Q/s400/2_feet_of_snow.jpg" width="295" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Ok enough with my bad puns. Although they are better than&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/thucydides_uk">@thucydides_uk</a>'s, trust me :-|. Have a good week all, and I will see you around at some stage.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4q4jZYH_9I/AAAAAAAABXQ/ccOrQDW2CNM/s1600-h/literal-facebook.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="491" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4q4jZYH_9I/AAAAAAAABXQ/ccOrQDW2CNM/s640/literal-facebook.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-982514747492523530?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/V2AqbmRZ2mo" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com153.234863 -0.538436http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/sunday-joint-fuckity-splits-bollocks.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-33056272389002371572010-02-26T06:47:00.001Z2010-02-26T07:09:14.389Z2010-02-26T07:09:14.389Z<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Guess what day it is..?</div>First up and well what can I say. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/trustocorp/pool/">Trustocorp</a></span>. Taking street art to a whole new level with hand painted street signs posted around <a href="http://arrestedmotion.com/2009/12/basel-week-miami-09-trustocorp/">New York and Miami</a>. Just get this...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4cRmRGoraI/AAAAAAAABW0/zw0G7vLAph4/s1600-h/trustocorp1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4cRmRGoraI/AAAAAAAABW0/zw0G7vLAph4/s400/trustocorp1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4cRmYq62-I/AAAAAAAABW4/qzJ9EkHgOmM/s1600-h/trustocorp2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4cRmYq62-I/AAAAAAAABW4/qzJ9EkHgOmM/s400/trustocorp2.jpg" width="306" /></a></div><br /> Next up, a weird Japanese take on Family Guy. Except Megs kinda cute and Chris is ripped!?<br /> <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4cTmdALKCI/AAAAAAAABW8/3KCaNXLy5Bo/s1600-h/japanese-family-guy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4cTmdALKCI/AAAAAAAABW8/3KCaNXLy5Bo/s320/japanese-family-guy.jpg" width="248" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Finally for today, the best Judge Judy wrap up, EVER!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mehdpEf-XCI&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mehdpEf-XCI&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-3305627238900237157?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/c40rubLNXB8" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com140.5908734 -90.3492924http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/friday-funnies.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-1408953405564093492010-02-25T07:00:00.001Z2010-02-25T07:00:05.377Z2010-02-25T07:00:05.377ZMorning all. Any snow where you are? Anyways on with todays show...<br /> <br /> The Cassini space probe flew by Saturn recently and took pictures of its moon Mimas. As it has an 88 mile wide crater on the surface it bears a stricking&nbsp;resemblance&nbsp;to a certain dark lords precious space station...<br /> <br /> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4UXQFaInbI/AAAAAAAABVk/c7yWQmqzKls/s1600-h/death-star-poised-to-destroy-saturn-9096-1266869096-7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="307" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4UXQFaInbI/AAAAAAAABVk/c7yWQmqzKls/s640/death-star-poised-to-destroy-saturn-9096-1266869096-7.jpg" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">That's no moon...</td></tr> </tbody></table><br /> Next up a rather special Taiwanese video, depicting in full computer generated 3D, what it would be like working with that "bully" Gordon Brown...<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wxJoMIFDTSs&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wxJoMIFDTSs&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">(from <a href="http://appledaily.com/">appledaily.com</a>, via <a href="http://twitter.com/@rpwilson">@rpwilson</a>)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">And finally for the day, the French government has released a series of ads indicating that smoking is like giving &nbsp;head to tobacco industry bosses. Yup, really!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4UY6FTC_wI/AAAAAAAABVs/TpLQ3LwaOUw/s1600-h/french.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4UY6FTC_wI/AAAAAAAABVs/TpLQ3LwaOUw/s640/french.jpg" width="476" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #111111; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Fumer c'est etre l'esclave du tabac = Smoking is like being tobacco's slave</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-140895340556409349?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/TLDQ3-dBiis" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com029.7238804 -95.279859http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-fumer-cest-etre-lesclave.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-91060848716757325592010-02-24T21:17:00.001Z2010-02-24T21:18:41.546Z2010-02-24T21:18:41.546ZOverwhelmed by Google and their continuous wave (*snigger*) of products? Not really getting the point of them? Let <a href="http://www.oddtodd.com/">Odd Todd</a> try and explain...<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0" height="236" id="flashObj" width="420"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/42806370001?isVid=1&publisherID=293884104" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=68221307001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.time.com%2Ftime%2Fvideo%2Fplayer%2F0%2C32068%2C68221307001_1967626%2C00.html&playerID=42806370001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/42806370001?isVid=1&publisherID=293884104" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=68221307001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.time.com%2Ftime%2Fvideo%2Fplayer%2F0%2C32068%2C68221307001_1967626%2C00.html&playerID=42806370001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="420" height="236" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" swLiveConnect="true" allowScriptAccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-9106084871675732559?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/t5civHe3svs" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com0-34.427465 141.395222http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/late-night-funnies-google-overload-and.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-42777891740822688092010-02-23T07:00:00.004Z2010-02-23T07:00:00.224Z2010-02-23T07:00:00.224Z<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Morning all. First up, a bit of geek humour for you, Link Floyd..</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4L_aRfrnMI/AAAAAAAABVA/HLR2-Rkix-0/s1600-h/link-floyd.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4L_aRfrnMI/AAAAAAAABVA/HLR2-Rkix-0/s640/link-floyd.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Next up, you gotta love a good typo, particularly when its a major newspaper like the New York Times...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4MChPsyFiI/AAAAAAAABVM/eM9mGI0W86M/s1600-h/nyt-correction-of-the-day-9259-1266869760-12.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="220" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4MChPsyFiI/AAAAAAAABVM/eM9mGI0W86M/s640/nyt-correction-of-the-day-9259-1266869760-12.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">And finally for the day, remember when I mentioned the <a href="http://www.avinagiraffe.com/search?q=pickle&amp;x=0&amp;y=0">pickle (gherkin) vs nickleback fanpage on facebook</a>. Well as soon as they tipped more fans than Chad Kroeger and his band, Chad himself started sending messages to the pages creators threatening smack down. Spoil sport..</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4MB779-siI/AAAAAAAABVI/KKcbnNLVUr8/s1600-h/chad-kroeger-is-upset.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="452" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4MB779-siI/AAAAAAAABVI/KKcbnNLVUr8/s640/chad-kroeger-is-upset.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-4277789174082268809?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/zXVCQ_EbWG8" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com051.9935526 8.2883817http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-yeah-facebook-upset-chad.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-47182024126043392232010-02-21T09:00:00.004Z2010-02-28T21:54:14.452Z2010-02-28T21:54:14.452ZMorning all. Good weekend? First up this morning, this is a bit cutesy but still, damn funny: Doggy Din Dins...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-4f3e585ae6f8b97d" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.blogger.com/img/videoplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fv16.nonxt7.googlevideo.com%2Fvideoplayback%3Fid%3D4f3e585ae6f8b97d%26itag%3D5%26begin%3D0%26len%3D86400000%26app%3Dblogger%26et%3Dplay%26el%3DEMBEDDED%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1270535097%26sparams%3Did%252Citag%252Cip%252Cipbits%252Cexpire%26signature%3D784DAA6C52B6BBB7A9601D127A2F835E98F20F57.59322FDB8210C7640632043ECA7228D1154929E3%26key%3Dck1&amp;thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer2%3Fapp%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D4f3e585ae6f8b97d%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw320%26sigh%3D03BdYFprp9jntwsxjU-6OrEggIo&amp;messagesUrl=video.google.com%2FFlashUiStrings.xlb%3Fframe%3Dflashstrings%26hl%3Den&amp;nogvlm=1"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <embed width="320" height="266" src="http://www.blogger.com/img/videoplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fv16.nonxt7.googlevideo.com%2Fvideoplayback%3Fid%3D4f3e585ae6f8b97d%26itag%3D5%26begin%3D0%26len%3D86400000%26app%3Dblogger%26et%3Dplay%26el%3DEMBEDDED%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1270535097%26sparams%3Did%252Citag%252Cip%252Cipbits%252Cexpire%26signature%3D784DAA6C52B6BBB7A9601D127A2F835E98F20F57.59322FDB8210C7640632043ECA7228D1154929E3%26key%3Dck1&amp;thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer2%3Fapp%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D4f3e585ae6f8b97d%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw320%26sigh%3D03BdYFprp9jntwsxjU-6OrEggIo&amp;messagesUrl=video.google.com%2FFlashUiStrings.xlb%3Fframe%3Dflashstrings%26hl%3Den&amp;nogvlm=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </div><br /> Ever wonder what type of motorbike you would ride in the coming&nbsp;apocalypse? I'd say it'd be something like this...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4CEoArUhUI/AAAAAAAABUE/7A7Hbv3gZec/s1600-h/apocalypsebike.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4CEoArUhUI/AAAAAAAABUE/7A7Hbv3gZec/s640/apocalypsebike.jpg" width="499" /></a></div><br /> This next video is like a 10 minute long mindfuck. A compilation of some of the weirdest moments in TV/film history, watch...<br /> <br /> <div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K33vWsRAYlg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K33vWsRAYlg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div></div>Need to track down that perv from the club to kill 'em? This classified shows you the way..<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4CCsBVge3I/AAAAAAAABT8/1DmudFBE1dU/s1600-h/direct.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="290" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S4CCsBVge3I/AAAAAAAABT8/1DmudFBE1dU/s400/direct.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> Now I'm not one to laugh at people hurting themselves, but if you're gonna film and then upload it to the tubes, you're fair game I reckon..<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> <object data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929484&amp;fullscreen=1" height="360" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929484&fullscreen=1"/><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929484&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="360" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br /> <div style="padding: 5px 0; text-align: center; width: 480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Finally for the day, this next video is simply AMAZING! The Atlas V rocket, launched recently passes through a Sun Dog, making the sonic boom&nbsp;visible&nbsp;from the ground. The action happens around 01:54...</div><blockquote style="text-align: left;">A sun dog is a prismatic bright spot in the sky caused by sun shining through ice crystals. The Atlas V rocket exceeded the speed of sound in this layer of ice crystals, making the shock wave visible from the ground. The announcer can be heard in the video saying, "The vehicle is now supersonic."</blockquote><br /> <object height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SsDEfu8s1Lw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SsDEfu8s1Lw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;">Thats it y'all! Hope we've given you something to laugh about for the start of your week. Have a top rest of and I'll see you soon...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-4718202412604339223?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/w24cKa0Rvbc" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com313.8105582 100.4910316http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/sunday-joint-we-love-cool-science.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-91028775089348564402010-02-19T07:00:00.001Z2010-02-19T07:00:00.211Z2010-02-19T07:00:00.211ZMorning all. Friday once again. Which is nice. So we've <a href="http://www.avinagiraffe.com/search?q=omegle&amp;x=0&amp;y=0">already covered the delights</a> of anonymous chat room <a href="http://omegle.com/">omegle.com</a>. But have you guys checked out <a href="http://chatroulette.com/">chatroulette.com</a>? Its the same thing but with video and is twice as amusing because of it. Check a couple of these screenshots below..<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S30_P4DBZPI/AAAAAAAABTU/pB3rMYHomrk/s1600-h/sorry.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S30_P4DBZPI/AAAAAAAABTU/pB3rMYHomrk/s640/sorry.jpg" width="392" /></a></div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S30_QMuFcuI/AAAAAAAABTY/KGXdToouzQg/s1600-h/Nazi%20chat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="397" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S30_QMuFcuI/AAAAAAAABTY/KGXdToouzQg/s400/Nazi%20chat.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> Next up, I suppose it is the country that gave us Bjork, which explains a lot. Thing is the bird in this video is really cute. Anyways the Vice Guide to Icelandic Elf Sex. Yup, really...<br /> <br /> <script src="http://www.vbs.tv/vbs_player.js?width=480&height=270&ec=Y2bHUzMTq3RZ691QnqqviIwa8k-kO54e&st=The%20Vice%20Guide%20to%20Sex&pl=http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-sex/icelandic-elf-sex" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script><br /> <br /> Next up, I knew he was high I just fricking knew it! Right I'm off to Maccas at lunchtime...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S31EPeJ0wnI/AAAAAAAABTg/Sqjm33svTMo/s1600-h/ronMc.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="472" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S31EPeJ0wnI/AAAAAAAABTg/Sqjm33svTMo/s640/ronMc.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Finally for the day, this has to be one of the coolest art projects I've seen in ages. Basically five artists in different cities around the globe, all with Skype on their mobiles. Call them and leave a message and they will then add their own touch to the message. This video explains it far better than I can...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BXf2kU3uWMs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BXf2kU3uWMs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Thats it y'all. Back to work for now, but not long till bourbon time. Have a top rest of and I shall see you on Sunday for the Joint.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-9102877508934856440?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/JncREzVezYU" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com260.462634 -1.417236http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/friday-funnies-im-as-shocked-by.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-7701316979229731052010-02-18T07:55:00.003Z2010-02-18T15:00:43.564Z2010-02-18T15:00:43.564Z<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> Morning all. Remember what I was saying in this weeks Sunday Joint about a <a href="http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/sunday-joint-be-my-valenguy-edition.html">trend for old school animations on the interwebz</a>? Well it just gets better. Just so very funny, check out <a href="http://www.ingredientx.com/">Tales of Mere Existence</a>: How You May Fall For A Girl On Facebook..<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3oHnE_ObivY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3oHnE_ObivY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;">Now anyone that follows this blog on any sort of regular basis knows I have a bit of a 'thing' for Lady Gaga. No not her music cos its mostly schisse (aside from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_hHc7TZjyY">these pre Gaga days</a> where she is simply awesome) and I'm not even saying she's the hottest chick out there. But she damn well IS the sexiest! And a kook too, what more could a boy want?? Anyways check out this pic of her new video. Whats that on your head Stefani? A telephone?? Don't worry, I still would...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3xqqZ7JV6I/AAAAAAAABS8/nj-7O2bi5dk/s1600-h/stills-from-gagas-telephone-video-23718-1266348401-45.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="263" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3xqqZ7JV6I/AAAAAAAABS8/nj-7O2bi5dk/s400/stills-from-gagas-telephone-video-23718-1266348401-45.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">I shall leave you with this, Ninja Exit (I am so gonna do this in my office)...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3xxAr4rtlI/AAAAAAAABTE/OLnp7n857gM/s1600-h/ninja-exit.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3xxAr4rtlI/AAAAAAAABTE/OLnp7n857gM/s640/ninja-exit.jpg" width="442" /></a><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">U2YGP78VPNRA</span></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-770131697922973105?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/V4YwhyubGPM" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com032.3407565 74.37121http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-not-that-ive-ever-done.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-46972744464316244192010-02-17T07:55:00.002Z2010-02-17T09:11:50.284Z2010-02-17T09:11:50.284Z<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div>Morning all. First up, planning on buying an iTampon? Well you better get a pair of these first..<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3rXweVwmII/AAAAAAAABSY/Uy1FF4VdLwE/s1600-h/igotabigasspocket.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3rXweVwmII/AAAAAAAABSY/Uy1FF4VdLwE/s640/igotabigasspocket.jpg" width="441" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I got a big ass pocket!</td></tr> </tbody></table><br /> Lastly for the day, whoever manufactured this cheap ass toy sure got their super hero facts, as well as their English, way mixed up...<br /> <br /> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3rbgrCuwQI/AAAAAAAABSg/t6OvkKSnpqw/s1600-h/batman-begins-again.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3rbgrCuwQI/AAAAAAAABSg/t6OvkKSnpqw/s640/batman-begins-again.jpg" width="624" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Superhero fail</td></tr> </tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-4697274446431624419?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/1a5fPtSANWw" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com1-25.300683 130.997233http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-your-gonna-need-big-ass.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-66309589332412848522010-02-16T07:55:00.000Z2010-02-16T07:55:00.470Z2010-02-16T07:55:00.470ZMorning all. First up today I always wondered how plane crashes happened..<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3mrxOmgDLI/AAAAAAAABSI/KjMXh1nejf4/s1600-h/crash.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="305" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3mrxOmgDLI/AAAAAAAABSI/KjMXh1nejf4/s400/crash.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><a href="file:///home/pip/Pictures/crash.jpg"></a><br /> <br /> Next up, Disneys A Goofy Movie reimagined with David Lynch at the helm...<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7baCckh-XE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7baCckh-XE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Finally for the day, have you seen my Dick??</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3msS9jlOgI/AAAAAAAABSQ/vUX7xKOrXSA/s1600-h/dick.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3msS9jlOgI/AAAAAAAABSQ/vUX7xKOrXSA/s320/dick.jpg" width="239" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-6630958933241284852?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/omjCNr2alv0" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com135.1796152 -79.0215713http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-have-you-seen-my-dick.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-12652820049893226932010-02-14T12:06:00.003Z2010-02-14T12:12:17.802Z2010-02-14T12:12:17.802ZAhhhhaa, here I am! You thought I disappeared off the face of the earth, right? Or not. Ok on with the show..<br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Happy ValenGuys Day bros!</span></b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3fetfLInpI/AAAAAAAABRU/PtvEecmvEaw/s1600-h/ValenGuy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="529" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3fetfLInpI/AAAAAAAABRU/PtvEecmvEaw/s640/ValenGuy.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> Next up, like a South African GLC with hints of Ali G, if you havn't seen <a href="http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-i-despair-edition.html">these videos already check 'em out</a>, they really are very funny. Anyhoozle, an interview with the awesome <a href="http://pitchfork.com/features/articles/7766-die-antwoord/">Die Antwoord</a>..<br /> <div style="text-align: left;"><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vx1cYUb-0f4&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vx1cYUb-0f4&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: auto;"><div style="text-align: auto;">Now this next one is more shocking than anything else and VERY nsfw, but come hear right wing American politician, Nancy Elliott, prattle on and get herself into some extreme hot water over the repeal of same sex marriage in New Hampshire. Just scary!</div></div><div style="text-align: auto;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"><br /> </span></span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VgDWAvLh0yo&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VgDWAvLh0yo&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">There seems to be a really cool trend on the interwebz at the moment for old school animations and this has to be one of my favourites. A Brief History of Everything in Flipbook Form, by art student Jamie Bell..</div><blockquote>This is the final piece for my AS art course, a flipbook made entirely out of biro pens. It’s something like 2100 pages long, and about 50 jotter books. I’d say I worked on and off it for roughly 3 weeks.</blockquote><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gNYZH9kuaYM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gNYZH9kuaYM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;">Finally for the day, a little bit of geek humour. Google this week launched a new social addition to Gmail called Buzz.Its kinda like FriendFeed but with some location based features. Anyways you'll either get this next cartoon, or you won't. Have a top rest of day and I will of course catch you during the week...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3fmmKTcszI/AAAAAAAABRc/88rAHb8Cio8/s1600-h/playingwithgooglebuzz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="624" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3fmmKTcszI/AAAAAAAABRc/88rAHb8Cio8/s640/playingwithgooglebuzz.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-1265282004989322693?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/tdlkcO_F_fw" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com0-75.250973 -0.071389http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/sunday-joint-be-my-valenguy-edition.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-2749353245139634142010-02-12T07:55:00.001Z2010-02-12T07:55:00.262Z2010-02-12T07:55:00.262ZMorning all once again, it.is.Friday. Awesomes! Ok, come get some...<br /> <br /> First up loaf of bread or a dog? You decide..<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3R-9PJARWI/AAAAAAAABRE/YbmmkRX3Khw/s1600-h/bread-anyone.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="288" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3R-9PJARWI/AAAAAAAABRE/YbmmkRX3Khw/s400/bread-anyone.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> Next up, and admittedly, we havn't had it so bad, snow wise in this 'Shire. But it does keep threatening and I can appreciate the sentiment of this video&nbsp;referring&nbsp;to the current sno-pocalypse in the US..<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bhzKvxnQBmM&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bhzKvxnQBmM&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Old Jokes Home:<br /> Q: How do you confuse a tabloid reader?<br /> A: Tell them an asylum seeker's killed a paedophile</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br /> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">Next up, confused chicken, horny dog...</span></span></div><br /> <object height="370" width="450"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/412_1265293123"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/412_1265293123" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;">Ok this is pretty cool, from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/swedemason">swedemason</a>, gimmebackmason..</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lztwjgD10Yw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lztwjgD10Yw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br /> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">That's&nbsp;it y'all, another week nearly over. Hope you have a top weekend and I will see you Sunday or thereabouts...&nbsp; </span></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-274935324513963414?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/ES3CJ2ebgIY" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com0-25.6322666 -28.6731465http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/friday-funnies-im-gonna-dis-tabloid.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-23630340858951300942010-02-11T15:11:00.002Z2010-02-11T21:19:25.199Z2010-02-11T21:19:25.199ZRejoice brothers, and stop looking....<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3Qd6U4VfwI/AAAAAAAABQU/jmaX6n1v0FQ/s1600-h/gspot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="288" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3Qd6U4VfwI/AAAAAAAABQU/jmaX6n1v0FQ/s400/gspot.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-2363034085895130094?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/qZKiEvIZeO8" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com853.229930312659874 -0.5476856231689453http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-g-spot-is-myth-edition.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-41054854540820630512010-02-10T07:55:00.000Z2010-02-10T07:55:00.137Z2010-02-10T07:55:00.137ZM-m-morning all. You know what? I think I may have found a worthwhile facebook group. The gherkin below has 430,000 fans on facebook, while Nickelback has 1,380,820. You know what to do peeps (click on the pickle)...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-this-pickle-get-more-fans-than-Nickleback/282013353726"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3GslnhniFI/AAAAAAAABNs/0SdNU19DIpM/s320/can-this-pickle-get-more-fans-than-nickelback-4119-1265736006-5.jpg" width="209" /></a></div><br /> Next up, immature I know but I couldn't help but gaffaw at this...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3Gs1ks1Z_I/AAAAAAAABNw/syqP6ke4cy4/s1600-h/gay.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="307" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3Gs1ks1Z_I/AAAAAAAABNw/syqP6ke4cy4/s400/gay.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /> Finally for the day, this one is&nbsp;weird. Side by side or one on top of the other...<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3GtUc0uFoI/AAAAAAAABN0/s2uLTEw9zkk/s1600-h/side-by-side.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3GtUc0uFoI/AAAAAAAABN0/s2uLTEw9zkk/s320/side-by-side.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php" name="fb_share" type="button_count">Share</a><script src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share" type="text/javascript"> </script></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><a class="addthis_button" expr:addthis:title="data:post.title" expr:addthis:url="data:post.url" href=""><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-4105485454082063051?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/20OSElJotzQ" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com0http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-join-good-facebook-cause.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-79664197087117674722010-02-09T07:55:00.000Z2010-02-09T07:55:00.165Z2010-02-09T07:55:00.165ZMorning all. Hope your well. First up woman finally evolved, worm style, to procreate without the need of a male??<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3AU3J4bTxI/AAAAAAAABNc/eUzBVfjbhLQ/s1600-h/lesbian%20yoof.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="512" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wYkfKEEmgEg/S3AU3J4bTxI/AAAAAAAABNc/eUzBVfjbhLQ/s640/lesbian%20yoof.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Next up, I swear some people have too much spare time. Still this is pretty funny, the credits of Lost reworked as a 60's sci-fi show..<br /> <br /> </div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tAGdJqaa3ag&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tAGdJqaa3ag&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="295"></embed></object></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /> Finally for the day, Ellendalez - Facebook Stalkin'. Annoyingly addictive but very funny...<br /> <br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vB3syRHDZPs&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vB3syRHDZPs&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php" name="fb_share" type="button_count">Share</a><script src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share" type="text/javascript"> </script></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><a class="addthis_button" expr:addthis:title="data:post.title" expr:addthis:url="data:post.url" href="http://draft.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=1598460014699032775"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-7966419708711767472?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/fBnhwwIV9c8" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com1http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/daily-funnies-lesbian-yoofs-at-higher.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1598460014699032775.post-72634742243522327682010-02-07T16:56:00.000Z2010-02-07T16:56:58.989Z2010-02-07T16:56:58.989ZSo the Playf', a bit of a gayer but a good friend of mine, had this to say on Saturday about <i>the</i> Lady Gaga<i>&nbsp;</i>debate...<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pyxw7nKyZKA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pyxw7nKyZKA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php" name="fb_share" type="button_count">Share</a><script src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share" type="text/javascript"> </script></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><a class="addthis_button" expr:addthis:title="data:post.title" expr:addthis:url="data:post.url" href="http://draft.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=1598460014699032775"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a></div><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#pub=digita" type="text/javascript"> </script></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script src="http://twittley.com/scripts/button1.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1598460014699032775-7263474224352232768?l=www.avinagiraffe.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AvinAGiraffe/~4/wneTbu0NuVg" height="1" width="1"/>Piphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05607850388353990290sayhello@wilsonpip.com2http://www.avinagiraffe.com/2010/02/sunday-joint-update-playf-steps-in-on.html