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FlashForward Analysis Episode Nineteen

Dan — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:50:40 +0000

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FlashForward Analysis Episode Nineteen

What Women Want

Dan — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:26:59 +0000

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Well, that’s one (1) idiotic romcom premise successfully undermined.

Next: Seattle’s favourite widower Tom Hanks reveals that he sleeps like a goddamn log.

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Funeral

Dan — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00:27:46 +0000

Dear Dr Dan

When I die, should I be buried or cremated?

– Conscious of Mortality

Dear Conscious of Mortality,

Let’s go over the arguments for each of the options before making a decision:

Obviously, if you’re buried, there is a chance that you will rise from the grave as a zombie
Similarly, if you’re cremated, there is a chance that you will rise from the grave as a phoenix

So why not get the best of both worlds and opt for half-burial, half-cremation? As anybody who has read Marvel Zombies: Dead Days can tell you, there is nothing more kickass than a Zombie Phoenix.

Undead Jean Grey – worth emulatin'

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Antique Road Show (sic)

Dan — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 06:21:18 +0000

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So, can you believe Antique Road Show is still on the air? That’s just crazy! How many antique roads can there be?!?

Zing!!

Hmm? What’s that? It’s actually called Antiques Roadshow? But… if that’s the show’s correct name, then the joke… well, it just doesn’t work, does it?

Curse you, amiable old travelling heirloom appraisers! You win another round.

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FlashForward Analysis Episode Eighteen

Dan — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:14:57 +0000

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