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ArmAss Search Fail Logs

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:58:09 +0000

Every week, I get the list of keywords that drives our audience to us. It’s one of my favorite emails to get, to see what off-the-wall things drive you people to the green glow of ArmAss. So, I decided to try and make a weekly log of it, or at least as often as I [...] Related posts:

ArmAss Bites for 2010-05-12

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 12 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

I just wanted to mention, I used to work with Wade McGilberry. He was as unremarkable as you might imagine… http://bit.ly/aofoWf # Related posts:ArmAss Bites for 2010-01-13 ArmAss Bites for 2010-02-03 ArmAss Bites for 2010-02-17 Related posts:

Ex-NFL star Lawrence Taylor arrested in New York

Polish Powerhouse — Thu, 06 May 2010 19:32:51 +0000

Ex-NFL star Lawrence Taylor arrested in NY Yes, yes… I’m getting bored of writing NFL rape articles, too. I’m trying to work on the 2010 Rotodestroyer, dammit! So, instead of writing, I just made some pretty pictures… Talk to you soon with real football insight! Related posts:Inappropriate Pre-Draft Questions REVEALED! Where have you gone Brien [...] Related posts:

Inappropriate Pre-Draft Questions REVEALED!

Polish Powerhouse — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:11:43 +0000

By now you’ve heard about the Miami Dolphin’s GM, Jeff Ireland, asking Dez Bryant if his mother is or was ever a prostitute. This was only a singular instance in a barrage of unflattering, stupid, and insulting questions players had to field. We’ve gotten our hands on the fake transcripts from these interviews and present [...] Related posts:

Drinkin’ & Draftin’ – 2010 Edition

Polish Powerhouse — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:17:20 +0000

Here we are again, except now it’s Thursday night. I hope I’m not alone in finding a prime time draft a terrible idea. They think they’re making it where more people can watch it. Well, what they did for me was to make sure I DVRed it so that my kids could watch the new [...] Related posts:

They’re Eating My Ass!

Polish Powerhouse — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:49:58 +0000

As the winter gives way to spring, and because I need to take a break from reading about the draft before I spend 4 hours tonight doing my annual Drinkin’ & Draftin’ post, I was thinking about tubing. I haven’t been tubing in a really long time. I miss it. I went to college in [...] Related posts:

ArmAss Bites for 2010-04-21

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 11:00:00 +0000

So long, Peter Steele, and thanks for all the Bloody Kisses! Me circa 1996 would be devastated right now…not as much in 2010. # Related posts:ArmAss Bites for 2010-05-12 ArmAss Bites for 2010-03-10 ArmAss Bites for 2010-03-03 Related posts:

PED XING

Polish Powerhouse — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:10:53 +0000

Baseball Prospectus contributor and InjuryExpert tweeter, Will Carroll, tweeted a blurb stating: Ped suspension incoming. The internet became instantly awash with speculation as to who this nameless “semi-big” player could be. Slowly, more information came trickling out. UPDATE: I have learned that the PED suspension is NOT a New York player. OK, 28 more teams [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

The Draft

macrostafarian — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:46:00 +0000

I am looking forward to the draft, other than the fact that it starts on Thursday. That is just bullshit. A) It’s during the NHL Playoffs, don’t make me choose and B) I like to get together with people and drink beer and yell at my TV. It’s inevitable. The Packers always make stupid and [...] Related posts:

Oh Ben Roethlisberger, You are Gross

macrostafarian — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:55:59 +0000

I think we have discussed my disdain for Pittsburgh sports and Ben in general in the past and I’ve watched as this whole sexual assault ickiness unfolded but I can remain silent no longer. I read the police report yesterday and seriously, do yourselves a favor and read the entire thing. It is chock full [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...