Armchair Association

I Love Twitter

macrostafarian — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:50:49 +0000

If you’re not following me, you should be. Well, I do talk about hockey a lot but that’s neither here nor there. Let’s discuss Chad OchoCinco for a moment. First of all, I like him. He entertains me. I don’t necessarily like him on my fantasy team, but as a human, he has [...] Related posts:

ArmAss Bites for 2010-03-10

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:00:00 +0000

@SacksJacked When she starts talking about “dirty, filthy handjobs” and uncircumsized ass fucking, you might get some raised eyebrows. in reply to SacksJacked # Related posts:ArmAss Bites for 2010-02-10 ArmAss Bites for 2010-01-20 ArmAss Bites for 2010-01-27 Related posts:

‘Alicia Butt’ blows a .33, urinates on herself

Polish Powerhouse — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:15:12 +0000

I ran across this article on the local newspaper’s website. That’s the actual headline from the article. A driver who ran a stop sign and nearly struck another car head-on Monday was charged with DUI and resisting arrest after she gave an officer a false name, according to the Bay County Sheriff’s Office. She identified herself as [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

ArmAss Bites for 2010-03-03

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:00:00 +0000

I just saw a commercial for Moxie Girls where the skateboard turns into an ironing board! Hilarious! # The tag line said “with accessories that grow as you grow!”. That doll must have been the Beat Down Betty model. # Related posts:ArmAss Bites for 2010-03-10 ArmAss Bites for 2010-02-10 ArmAss Bites for 2010-01-27 Related posts:

Thomas Jones

macrostafarian — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:49:37 +0000

Okay, maybe I could understand Tomlinson and Westbrook but this one is a little baffling to me. First of all, I have to share the embarrassing information that for years, every time I have heard the name Thomas Jones, Related posts:

Fantastic Fantasy Fuck Ups

Olympic Hockey – USA vs. Canada

macrostafarian — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:32:58 +0000

Yes, I realize this is primarily a football website but I think a USA vs. Canada post is in order. You could be watching the Combine and I would understand if you were. We are all starved for football right now and that’s what we get. Except it is kind of boring after [...] Related posts:

LaDainian Tomlinson Released From the Chargers

macrostafarian — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:32:57 +0000

A lot of people are surprised, but I’m not. Earlier this season, he was released from Team Venture who won the championship game, so perhaps I am ahead of the curve. Darren Sproles was the man. Yeah, he is a little on the small side and may not be the droid the [...] Related posts:

Boner Disappears on Valentine’s Day

Polish Powerhouse — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:44:07 +0000

Actor Andrew Koenig missing in Vancouver VANCOUVER, British Columbia – Police in West Vancouver have been searching for their long lost Boner for over a week. Boner, the son of Star Trek’s Chekov, had been living in Venice, CA, but when friends invited him to Vancouver, Boner came. Friends say they took Boner out anywhere they [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

ArmAss Bites for 2010-02-17

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:00:00 +0000

I just pulled up next to a lowrider with hydrolics! How did I wind up in 1995 again?! Doc Brown I need help! # I wonder if I’ve been kicked off of YBN’s advertising yet again or if @Yardbarker is really selling ad space to Alabama Republicans? # I love how Holiday Inns have the [...] Related posts:

Let it Begin

macrostafarian — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:40:47 +0000

Favrewatch 2010, that is. I know people hate this and it’s annoying and all that. But really, I am sort of entertained by it. I go through a blue period after the Super Bowl. Especially when the team I am not cheering for wins. Sure, there is football news in the off [...] Related posts: