Arbitrary Talk

AT 081 Hammock Children

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:31:08 +0000

Hello. Have you ever seen some one dressed so outlandishly that you just wondered what they were thinking when they dressed himself in the morning. Or someone with such a crazy haircut that is so out dated that you just wished you had some scissors just so you did not have to look at it. Well now is the time to embrace it. For the rest of the week pull out your most tacky close, and dress to not impress. Go wild and don’t be shy flaunt your crazy self.

Questions/Comments:

What makes you oh so happy???

What do you do when you are nervous?

Where can I get the best non government student loans?

Can you get lead poisoning from chewing on your pencil?

What are your opinions on hot weather and cold?

What is the best movie theater candy?

AT 080 Pepper Spray Is Manlyish

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:24:29 +0000

Hello. What have you been putting off? Painting the garage? Putting up those shelves in the attic? Feeding your kids? Well there is no time like the present to tackle all those odd jobs that you have kicked to the curb, and just didn’t feel like doing. Then when that an annoying neighbor asks what you are going to do to over the weekend you can tell them you have been productive with the rest of the Arbitrary Talk Army.

Questions/Comments:

The water at my school is nasty. My dorm room is right across the hall from
a drinking fountain.
1) Is drinking fountain water filtered, or do I have to waste money on a Brita?
2) What would be a good way to sterilize the said drinking fountain?

What the heck are you supposed to do with silly bands?

Why do humans of the male variety take so long to poop?

The mystery berries were red currants!

So I’m moving into a dorm at the end of the summer, but I hate public bathrooms.
What should I do!?

My favorite moment was actually the whole show when John Buckmaster was on, and constantly swearing

Is it womanly to use pepper spray? What about slapping your foe?

AT 079 Footsie

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 02:45:07 +0000

Hello. As Stibs is off having his “cute” family vacation, we wonder what is the best family vacation? Where would it be? What would you do? Where would you graffiti our logo with the website underneath? We are not telling you that graffiti is a good thing or that you should do it, but if you just so happen to we want to see it. You know you love your family as much as we love your questions so take some time out of your busy schedule to call your parents, or listen to the show with them.

Questions/Comments:

I feel like i am getting a cold. How do I not feel this way?

What are these strange berries?

Why do visa gift cards have an activation fee?

What does freedom smell like?

How do you transport a giraffe?

Do you like it Hough?

What kinds of questions do you not like getting or won’t answer?

Is there a place where you can get custom fit surgical gloves made?

AT 078 Taco Texting

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 00:45:56 +0000

Hello. All of us at Arbitrary Talk would like to wish you a happy Fourth of July and happy Canada Day. So sit back relax and listen to the show while enjoying a little time on the beach.

Questions/Comments:

One of my favorite moments on the show was when Asava has an epic fail answering
a sex and the city question.

Have you tried the new lime freezie things at t-bell?

How do you feel about being serenaded? How would you react if someone confessed
their undying love for you by serenading you with a Taylor Swift song?

I am an avid texter who is always keeping up to date with the world around me
through is amazing form of communication. The best part is how versatile texting
can be. I do it at work, in class, at the store, and even driving, but one of my
chums just told me that Michigan is starting a texting ban while driving. Is
this despicable rumor true?

Does drinking carbonated drinks kill your bones?

Can you guys suggest some stuff I should bring to college?

What do you think is the best combination?

How much money in total is given away by game shows annually?

AT 077 Kat Attack

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 02:03:59 +0000

Hello. It’s time for one of those times that we are going to inspire you do get up and do something amazing. The fourth of July is just around the corner (July first for all you syrup lovers) and its time to show all of your skills as a handyman/woman. Now we are talking nothing small like painting your bathroom. We are talking more like building that patio with the hand laid brick grill, or that tree fort that you promised to do way back in the day. Even if you do not have kids for a tree fort it would be even better because you can have more fun in it than they ever could.

Questions/Comments:

Would you steal bread to feed your family?

How do I survive working midnights without letting my sleeping pattern ruin my summer?

Do you want to have a slumber party my basement?

How do i stop dropping my phone?

What is the most durable phone on the market?

Do you know anyone from Haiti?

What is one thing you would do to make the world a better place?

AT 076 Shot And Killed

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 20:14:57 +0000

Hello. Happy father’s day! I want you to think back and think of the most ridiculous thing that you and your father have done. Stuff that at the time was insane and you were probably so embarrassed that you would never tell anyone. Now you wish you could do it, but you do not have the guts. Well now it’s time for you to do the same to your kids as your father did to you. Without embarrassing stories about your parents childhood is not worth it.

Questions/Comments:

Is Skynet aware?

How do you know you are too fat?

How have you not been shot or killed working in and living around Detroit?

What is the hardest interview question?

What is the craziest thing you have ever seen while driving?

AT 075 Google

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 17:33:33 +0000

You know that feeling when you first jump into the water at the beach on a super-hot day? Is it not amazing? At first the water is super cold and for a split second, but then the rush of ultimate refreshment washes over your body. It’s almost as amazing as listening to Arbitrary Talk.

Questions/Comments:

Do those huge fuzzy bumble bees sting?

How come when I sign out of my gmail account the URL becomes really long?

What is the deal with underwear? Does it serve any purpose at all? Did it in the
past?

Why is it that when you set the heat on 70 it is nice and warm, but when you set
the AC on 70 it is fa-reezing?

Yes Justin Bieber is Canadian.

Saying sorry is DEFINITELY important.

Yes Kat should come on the show with her Boyfriend.

My NEW Google Android phone DOES support Flash.

PS3, Xbox, or Wii?

What is better, Knight or Viking?

What is the best all-time Game show Host?

What is the funniest video on YouTube?

How long should you sleep for?

When is the time when day and night pass? Like if it’s 1 in the morning, you
don’t say “Later today I will get lunch” When does the magical time shift
change?

What fast food chain makes the best Hamburger?

Where can you get the best root beer from?

What choice of headphones do you prefer/use?

What is better Google or Apple?

Will Google take over the world?

What is the best time to listen to Arbitrary Talk?

AT 074 Red Lights

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 23:48:22 +0000

Hello. Don’t you hate it when you are driving home in rush hour in traffic and there is nothing on the radio? You flip through all the stations just trying to find a song that will just lighten your mood after working eight long hours, but nothing will satisfy that hunger in your soul. Of course you don’t! You have the best podcast in produced in the greater Detroit area at your fingertips. Just laugh at those saps as you pass them in the fast lane, because we told you too and it’s much more fun.

Questions/Comments:

How long does a person spend waiting a red light in their lifetime?

Ddn’t I know the winner of the March Madness tournament and Dancing with the
Stars? What is my prize? P.S. Love ya Stibs, but weren’t you wrong on both those
accounts?

What super fun amazing thing should i do to celebrate my 19th birthday?!!?!?!?

What kind of fruit is Juicy Fruit supposed to taste like?

I love babies a whole lot. Every time I see one born on TV I just get so excited
and usually drop a tear or two. (Even if it’s a ultra-cheesy commercial with a
newborn) So now I am going into nursing and am wondering if I should go the
neonatal nursing route. Is this a good idea or a bad idea? Will my weird baby
passion make me a good nurse or will I see a sick baby and get depressed? also,
I rarely ever get headaches, which would be good with the whole crying babies
thing.

I spent the last year going to a community college in my hometown. I am going
into nursing and we have an excellent program here. There is also a university
center where people can get almost any degree from an assortment of
universities. Next year I would really like to go to MSU, but my dad (who has a
small college fund for me) wants me to go the economical route and stay here.
What are some good points for my case? Why is going to a university better
than going to a community college? P.S. there is absolutely nothing to do here
in the fall/winter/spring.

AT 073 Three Guys In A Tub

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Thu, 27 May 2010 01:03:32 +0000

Hello. We are still figuring out our schedule, and you know how difficult Sitbs is to get straight answers out of. The contest is in full force and some of the submissions are amazing, and others are amazingly terrible. We love all of them the same and we just cannot wait for the rest to come in. Some people out there are waiting for the last moment, and I do not know why. Get it in and over with especially if you are going to win.

Questions/Comments:

Another week without a new episode? You’re killing me smalls!

How do paraplegics know when they have to go pee?

Why are there more degrading names for women than there are for men?

What do you do when you have a wedgie, and cannot take care of the problem
secretively? Whats more embarrassing having a visible wedgie, or
obviously picking a wedgie

Is it still considered gossip of you and the person you are talking to care
about the person you are talking about?

Why do people say “no pun intended.”? They are just drawing more attention to
the pun.

Sometimes when I use my shampoo it’s super frothy and lathers up really well, and
sometimes it does not. Why is this?

Guess what… I shouted you all out in my introduction for my online ethics
class. You can look forward to some ethical dilemma questions.

Shower Curtain: Luxury or Necessity?

AT 072 Bieber

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Fri, 14 May 2010 18:12:10 +0000

Hello. We are finally doing out first show in Troy Studio, and we are loving it. There are still a few audio and scheduling issues that we have to work out, but we know that in your hearts you understand. There is a NEW CONTEST, and I know you are going to win (don’t tell the other fans). You are always so creative and inventive I just don’t see how you of all people could fail at this contest.

Questions/Comments:

Asava swears a lot off the air.

How does Justin Bieber have so much insight into my soul?

Are you jealous of anything or anyone? What? Why? Don’t you think it is an
emotion of the immature?

Do you think saying your sorry is important?

Would you consider including Kat, Stib’s sister, in an episode when you are at
Troy Studio?

You should host an AT BBQ.

Will you miss LTU?

What are you doing Friday May 7th?

Did you know Stib’s is engaged?

If someone in your family looks at yours or other peoples (that are not
“your” friends) facebook pages are they a “facebook stalker”?

Is it appropriate to listen to Arbitrary Talk if you work at a Church?

Happy Graduations boys! I hope all things good come your way and I will hold
you in my heart and prayers. You are always welcome at our home.

Is a girl who drinks beer really sexier than a girl who drinks girly drank?

Is the term rocking the cradle, or robbing the cradle?