Arbitrary Talk

AT 086 Stibs Bumps

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:52:48 +0000

Hello. It is an amazing 67 degrees with sunny skies and just a slight breeze. Almost the perfect day, but what is it missing other then the sweet sounds of Arbitrary Talk in the background? That right a 50 foot home made waterslide. Nothing is going to stop you and your crew from building this monster and riding it into the sunset.

I could have really used a new episode to listen to while packing for school.

So they tell me that celery is a negative food in the calorie department, but how much do I have to eat to do any good?

What is the hottest part of the day?

I just listened to the show where you talk about saying sorry too much. What do you think about thank you? Do people over use it?

What can I do with all of my old news papers? I have thousands!

My roommate has lots of pictures and posters on her half of the room and I have diddly squat. Can you give me some cool ideas about how to decorate my side?

Where’s J-nac? Can you tell him that i miss him?

AT 085 Bacon Pudding

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:28:24 +0000

Hello. It’s that time again! It is time to start sowing your prank dominance during the first days of classes. Whether you are in a dorm at college or Mrs. Smiths’ 2nd grade class, you have to pull out all the stops this year. Now I would give you all an awesome idea like hijack the PA system and have you broadcast us, but I know you are more original then that. Start the school year off right in a way that will be remembered forever, and send us pictures of all of your shenanigans.

Questions/Comments:

Everything in my fridge is frozen. What is wrong?

I need some opinions on some foods. What kind is the best and what location are they the best?

Pudding, hot dogs, pretzels, french fries, fast food breakfast sandwiches, and cheese.

What is the difference between pig iron and wrought iron?

What is the biggest difference between middle school and high school?

Is my fish going to die on my 3 hour trip to school when it is in a car without a/c? What is the best way to climate control his fish bowl?

AT 084 Dog Attack

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 02:16:01 +0000

Hello. Have you taken the time to sit back and look at the stars? Not by sitting on your back and staring into the sky, but by taking a road trip with three of your closest friends to Hollywood. Then getting one of those star maps and camping in the bushes of your favorite celebrities. No? Why not? Well it’s time to live my friend, and if the cops give you any hassle just tell them that Arbitrary Talk is the best podcast ever. They will know what it means.

Questions/Comments:

Dear Asavers, I can’t help but notice how much of a negative Nancy you have been lately. Who doesn’t like some good old racism? Also, when there is a hottie by the copy machine you don’t avoid her for 4 months.

Dear Richers, keep doing what you are doing because you make the world a better place.

Stibbers, stop flirting with Jessica. Jesus.

Being scalped by the Demon drop from getting my hair caught, and being in a gas station explosion are my two biggest fears. How often do these things happen?

What is your favorite laundry detergent?

Friending coworkers and or bosses on Facebook. Yay or nay?

If I had a baby and I didn’t want to spend money on baby food, could i just puree people food?

every human longs to

feel safe,

be loved,

feel loving towards others,

and be engaged with others

Do you agree with this?

Why don’t they just make cheese flavored noodles?

AT 083 Babies

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 00:50:53 +0000

Hello. This is just a public service announcement. There is always room for dessert. This day and age dessert gets a bad rap, but as an authority figure I command you to indulge this weekend. That extra slice of pie, or scoop of ice cream, or even that last beer is now yours. If anyone questions you tell them that Arbitrary Talk said it was ok, and if they still have problems send them out way. We got your back.

Questions/Comments:

Do you think that people sometimes say they are sorry too much or for the wrong reasons?

What is the real truth about High Fructose Corn Syrup??

How legal is anhydrous caffeine? What is safe to possess or use? What are some things I could do with a kilo if I buy it somewhere?

I am babysitting these two little girls (ages 7 and 10) for a ridiculous amount of time on Monday. What the heck should I do with them for that long?

What is one thing that you want right now?

Saw Dinner for schmucks on Sunday. Awesome movie. Super hilarious. go see it now. Now!!

AT 082 Racist

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 23:06:34 +0000

Hello. I just want you to know that I saw what you did. I am not going to tell anyone, because you are a fan of the show. You should know that I do not approve of you doing such things, and next time you should remember to ask us if it is appropriate for someone of your moral standards. Plus you should have at least worn an Arbitrary Talk tee shirt, or show off that Arbitrary Talk tattoo you just got.

Despicable Me was so awesome. I don’t know what you are talking about?

I like the new look of your home page but…instead of the link of “the show” it should say “listen to us” and instead of “out friends” it should say “our friends” and when you are on the other links and click on home it takes you to “the show” page…it should take you to the homepage.

What were your curfews as an upcoming senior in high school during the summer and senior year?

I need a project that will take me about 3-4 weeks.

Have any of you guys ever had to do an internship, or know someone who has?

Rich. You are disgusting when you fart on the air, so this question is directed
to you. How do you avoid passing gas in public?

What keeps you going when you work every day?

My dreams have been really boring lately, what should I eat before I sleep to have really awesome dreams?

What am I missing from my summer?

Movie Bandit Minute: Predators

AT 081 Hammock Children

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:31:08 +0000

Hello. Have you ever seen some one dressed so outlandishly that you just wondered what they were thinking when they dressed himself in the morning. Or someone with such a crazy haircut that is so out dated that you just wished you had some scissors just so you did not have to look at it. Well now is the time to embrace it. For the rest of the week pull out your most tacky close, and dress to not impress. Go wild and don’t be shy flaunt your crazy self.

Questions/Comments:

What makes you oh so happy???

What do you do when you are nervous?

Where can I get the best non government student loans?

Can you get lead poisoning from chewing on your pencil?

What are your opinions on hot weather and cold?

What is the best movie theater candy?

AT 080 Pepper Spray Is Manlyish

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:24:29 +0000

Hello. What have you been putting off? Painting the garage? Putting up those shelves in the attic? Feeding your kids? Well there is no time like the present to tackle all those odd jobs that you have kicked to the curb, and just didn’t feel like doing. Then when that an annoying neighbor asks what you are going to do to over the weekend you can tell them you have been productive with the rest of the Arbitrary Talk Army.

Questions/Comments:

The water at my school is nasty. My dorm room is right across the hall from
a drinking fountain.
1) Is drinking fountain water filtered, or do I have to waste money on a Brita?
2) What would be a good way to sterilize the said drinking fountain?

What the heck are you supposed to do with silly bands?

Why do humans of the male variety take so long to poop?

The mystery berries were red currants!

So I’m moving into a dorm at the end of the summer, but I hate public bathrooms.
What should I do!?

My favorite moment was actually the whole show when John Buckmaster was on, and constantly swearing

Is it womanly to use pepper spray? What about slapping your foe?

AT 079 Footsie

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 02:45:07 +0000

Hello. As Stibs is off having his “cute” family vacation, we wonder what is the best family vacation? Where would it be? What would you do? Where would you graffiti our logo with the website underneath? We are not telling you that graffiti is a good thing or that you should do it, but if you just so happen to we want to see it. You know you love your family as much as we love your questions so take some time out of your busy schedule to call your parents, or listen to the show with them.

Questions/Comments:

I feel like i am getting a cold. How do I not feel this way?

What are these strange berries?

Why do visa gift cards have an activation fee?

What does freedom smell like?

How do you transport a giraffe?

Do you like it Hough?

What kinds of questions do you not like getting or won’t answer?

Is there a place where you can get custom fit surgical gloves made?

AT 078 Taco Texting

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 00:45:56 +0000

Hello. All of us at Arbitrary Talk would like to wish you a happy Fourth of July and happy Canada Day. So sit back relax and listen to the show while enjoying a little time on the beach.

Questions/Comments:

One of my favorite moments on the show was when Asava has an epic fail answering
a sex and the city question.

Have you tried the new lime freezie things at t-bell?

How do you feel about being serenaded? How would you react if someone confessed
their undying love for you by serenading you with a Taylor Swift song?

I am an avid texter who is always keeping up to date with the world around me
through is amazing form of communication. The best part is how versatile texting
can be. I do it at work, in class, at the store, and even driving, but one of my
chums just told me that Michigan is starting a texting ban while driving. Is
this despicable rumor true?

Does drinking carbonated drinks kill your bones?

Can you guys suggest some stuff I should bring to college?

What do you think is the best combination?

How much money in total is given away by game shows annually?

AT 077 Kat Attack

Fans@ArbitraryTalk.com (Untitled One Productions) — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 02:03:59 +0000

Hello. It’s time for one of those times that we are going to inspire you do get up and do something amazing. The fourth of July is just around the corner (July first for all you syrup lovers) and its time to show all of your skills as a handyman/woman. Now we are talking nothing small like painting your bathroom. We are talking more like building that patio with the hand laid brick grill, or that tree fort that you promised to do way back in the day. Even if you do not have kids for a tree fort it would be even better because you can have more fun in it than they ever could.

Questions/Comments:

Would you steal bread to feed your family?

How do I survive working midnights without letting my sleeping pattern ruin my summer?

Do you want to have a slumber party my basement?

How do i stop dropping my phone?

What is the most durable phone on the market?

Do you know anyone from Haiti?

What is one thing you would do to make the world a better place?