http://www.myapokalips.com/ Apokalips: The greatest Web Comic of All Time! en-us Mike Gioia is at boneasaurus@myapokalips.com Copyright 2013 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/IWJ0eeVKc9I/ http://verymintcomics.com/?cat=6 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/static/morningpromo.png" title="In the Morning, Before Work -- Every Friday" alt="In the Morning, Before Work -- Every Friday" /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/IWJ0eeVKc9I" height="1" width="1"/> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:18:45 -0800 http://verymintcomics.com/?cat=6 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/taDpBIrpH1E/173 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/173 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/173_Chicken_War.png" title="I stumbled into a chicken coop in brooklyn last week. Probably the nastiest thing I've been around in a while but man does chicken hit the spot." alt="I stumbled into a chicken coop in brooklyn last week. Probably the nastiest thing I've been around in a while but man does chicken hit the spot." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/taDpBIrpH1E" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 04 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/173 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/7rC20LKP1_0/172 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/172 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/172_Fat_Notes.png" title="...says the single guy." alt="...says the single guy." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/7rC20LKP1_0" height="1" width="1"/> Tue, 12 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/172 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/81JcdGQaAWg/171 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/171 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/170_Poop_Alarm.png" title="Finally, ya know? In all this time off from tooning I've learned a lot of new things: bread baking, ableton live 8, yoga, but nothing beats the comics. For the 4 of you reading still, I want to try to make these toons weirder. Also, incidentally, I need to get up at 6 tomorrow. Unfortunately I gave up seamlessweb for January so I'm stuck eating all of this bread." alt="Finally, ya know? In all this time off from tooning I've learned a lot of new things: bread baking, ableton live 8, yoga, but nothing beats the comics. For the 4 of you reading still, I want to try to make these toons weirder. Also, incidentally, I need to get up at 6 tomorrow. Unfortunately I gave up seamlessweb for January so I'm stuck eating all of this bread." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/81JcdGQaAWg" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/171 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/ot1AICpb5Qw/170 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/170 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/170_Ones_Zeros.png" title="I hope no one held their breath!" alt="I hope no one held their breath!" /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/ot1AICpb5Qw" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 13 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/170 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/0kvZDogzyYc/169 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/169 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/169_Urine_Ass.png" title="Finally figured out a way to make backgrounds in these in a non-painful way! Also, funny story: my best friend in high school was dared for $2 by me senior year to piss in the back of French class. He did, and I feel like a jerk for doing this, but I didn't pay him because the urine puddle wasn't large enough. About 3 minutes after it happened, someone noticed and the entire class kept saying 'urine trouble' to him for the rest of the period. Ha, its amazing the teacher had no idea what was going on." alt="Finally figured out a way to make backgrounds in these in a non-painful way! Also, funny story: my best friend in high school was dared for $2 by me senior year to piss in the back of French class. He did, and I feel like a jerk for doing this, but I didn't pay him because the urine puddle wasn't large enough. About 3 minutes after it happened, someone noticed and the entire class kept saying 'urine trouble' to him for the rest of the period. Ha, its amazing the teacher had no idea what was going on." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/0kvZDogzyYc" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/169 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/3aGMBuhEkx4/Apokalips-no-longer-MonThurs- http://www.myapokalips.com/http://myapokalips.com/blog/2010/08/Apokalips-no-longer-MonThurs- Oh no! Unfortunately, Apokalips will be leaving the Monday/Thursday schedule in favor of only posting when I'm inspired to. You can read more <a href="http://myapokalips.com/blog/2010/08/Apokalips-no-longer-MonThurs-/">here</a>.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/3aGMBuhEkx4" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:22:40 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/http://myapokalips.com/blog/2010/08/Apokalips-no-longer-MonThurs- http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/CgYpExntA3g/168 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/168 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/168_Paddington_Bear.png" title="This is the best cockney I could do. I also think it would be funny to rig up a Paddington Bear with a pull chord, load in a ton of British slang phrases, and donate it to a children's school." alt="This is the best cockney I could do. I also think it would be funny to rig up a Paddington Bear with a pull chord, load in a ton of British slang phrases, and donate it to a children's school." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/CgYpExntA3g" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/168 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/9OfQAXCsUcE/ http://www.myapokalips.com/ Sorry all, it was my birthday-blowout-weekend so there's no toon for Monday. Stay tooned for the toon on Thurs!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/9OfQAXCsUcE" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:39:13 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/cLIHR5saMts/167 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/167 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/167_Ice_Cream.png" title="Actually, a good game when I played little league meant 2 packs of fun dip, a pizza pretzel, cheese fries, and one of your friend's mozzarella sticks." alt="Actually, a good game when I played little league meant 2 packs of fun dip, a pizza pretzel, cheese fries, and one of your friend's mozzarella sticks." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/cLIHR5saMts" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/167 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/pUOKjkwdgiY/166 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/166 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/166_Kraft_Singles.png" title="I actually can't stomach kraft singles. I will never for the life of me understand how those are preferable to the deli cheeses." alt="I actually can't stomach kraft singles. I will never for the life of me understand how those are preferable to the deli cheeses." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/pUOKjkwdgiY" height="1" width="1"/> Sun, 15 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/166 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/9OfQAXCsUcE/ http://www.myapokalips.com/ Comic will be posted Friday instead. Check out <a href="http://www.threadless.com/product/771/zoom.gif">this fun picture</a> for the time being!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/9OfQAXCsUcE" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:18:09 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/JXp_Sai6ioY/165 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/165 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/165_Pig_Makeup.png" title="You march right back up those stairs and take that shit off your face this instant. I swear to god, I will beat you till the cows come home if that's not off in 5 minutes. You think you're some sort of hussy? Huh? With your hoochie pants and your mini skirts. Well not in this house, sweetie. Not now, not ever. Why'd I send you to Catholic school? It sure as hell didn't do a damn thing for you! Sluttin it up with the public school boys. You just wait till your father hears about this. You just wait, he'll have a thing or two to say about all this, and if the good Lord knows what's best for ya, he'll have the wherewithall in 'em to beat this sense into that thick skull of yours. Two across the cheeks, one across the crown. That's what my father showed me, and look how I turned out!" alt="You march right back up those stairs and take that shit off your face this instant. I swear to god, I will beat you till the cows come home if that's not off in 5 minutes. You think you're some sort of hussy? Huh? With your hoochie pants and your mini skirts. Well not in this house, sweetie. Not now, not ever. Why'd I send you to Catholic school? It sure as hell didn't do a damn thing for you! Sluttin it up with the public school boys. You just wait till your father hears about this. You just wait, he'll have a thing or two to say about all this, and if the good Lord knows what's best for ya, he'll have the wherewithall in 'em to beat this sense into that thick skull of yours. Two across the cheeks, one across the crown. That's what my father showed me, and look how I turned out!" /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/JXp_Sai6ioY" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/165 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/cPf0yhy875U/164 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/164 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/164_Bic_Man.png" title="What Bic giveth, Bic taketh away." alt="What Bic giveth, Bic taketh away." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/cPf0yhy875U" height="1" width="1"/> Sun, 08 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/164 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Apokalips/~3/-gPpLtYqcX8/163 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/163 <img src="http://www.myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/163_Loose_Leaf.png" title="Modest Leaf paper, apparently, doesn't like to be drawn on either." alt="Modest Leaf paper, apparently, doesn't like to be drawn on either." /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Apokalips/~4/-gPpLtYqcX8" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.myapokalips.com/show/163