Angus and Toddy's Special Treat

Episode 034: The Long Lost Episode

Angus McEtler — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 00:18:34 +0000

Angus and Toddy talk about things that suck about being an adult. Yeah, I forgot to mix this episode and only remembered it when Angus suddenly surfaced from his drunken haze to ask about it.

And now, Episode 034: The Long Lost Episode

Brought to you by http://reserveaspotinheaven.com/

[Music: Cerveza Beer, by Las Ruinas]

Episode 033: Irene Bears Down, Poop Freeze to the Rescue

Angus McEtler — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 23:09:54 +0000

This week, Washington, DC reels from the earthquake and Hurricane Irene. Weather emergency pro-tip: buy booze. Also, missing monkey causes NY couple’s angst, Captain Save-a-hoe no longer available to rescue fair maidens in Iowa City, and how G*d can get you stoned. You like?

And now, Episode 033: Irene Bears Down, Poop Freeze to the Rescue

[music: If Monday'd Never Come, by The Very Most]

Episode 032: A Man For Toddy

Angus McEtler — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 00:27:11 +0000

Angus and Toddy share a very gay moment, then Angus makes up for giving Toddy the willies by introducing him to the man of Toddy’s dream (“Pizzapits!”). Plus, birthdays, news and our new sponsor…White Castle Scented Candles!

And now, Episode 032: A Man For Toddy

[Music: Fast Lane to Jupiter by Ergo Phizmiz]

Episode 031: In-Home Enemas Actually Exist, People. This Message Brought To You By GODDAMNIT, DOCTORS DON’T SEND SOMEONE TO YOUR HOME TO GIVE ENEMAS, YOU IDIOT

Angus McEtler — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 00:18:12 +0000

Angus has a personal problem best not discussed on the air (which doesn’t stop him), Angus and Toddy explore the mad world of medicine, and how not to dress for your flight unless you want a walkie talkie antenna in your bid-ness.

Listen up: Episode 031: In-Home Enemas Actually Exist, People. This Message Brought To You By GODDAMNIT, DOCTORS DON’T SEND SOMEONE TO YOUR HOME TO GIVE ENEMAS, YOU IDIOT

[Music: Savage Night At The Opera, by Destroyer]

Episode 030: Turns Out, Big Macs Are Good For You

Angus McEtler — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 22:38:26 +0000

Angus and Toddy return from a long hiatus and wonder if anyone noticed. A Wisconsin man eats 25,000 Big Macs and is not a fat load, has great triglycerides, and is assassinated by Angus for being a skinny bitch. Toddy encounters a crime scene while Angus refuses to help Adil find Christianity. They welcome their new sponsor, Season Shot (TM, probably, for some reason)!

Episode 029: Foreign Accent Syndrome

Angus McEtler — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 23:15:33 +0000

An educational episode, to be sure, Angus and Toddy, along with special guest Alex McDarling, explore the amazing world of the brain and its connection with the mind! Not theirs, obviously, but those of people with screwed up brains and minds. Come to think of it, they could’ve used theirs. Anyhoo, get your learning on!

And now, Episode 029: Foreign Accent Syndrome

[Music: Tastes Like Hairspray, by The Carrier Wave. Closing music: Crash, by Aizay]

ATST 028: A New Low

Angus McEtler — Tue, 24 May 2011 18:07:05 +0000

The producer of ATST would like to apologize for the drunken hosts of this week’s show. It is not the policy of ATST to air such debauchery, but if it were (and it isn’t), even we would be ashamed of ourselves. In the future, we will not air such awfulness (okay, we probably will, but still) out of respect for our listeners, their families, our families, and the families of people who have never listened to the show and who never will. This last group is of special importance, because it includes…well, everyone. We’d also like to apologize to Alex, who appeared on the show, for having him appear on the show. That is all.

And now, Episode 028: A New Low

Episode 027: Making new friends, getting rid of old ones.

Angus McEtler — Fri, 13 May 2011 00:00:22 +0000

This week, the boys finally got together in the DC Studios! Angus met some new friends, Toddy dumped his stalker, and both had a lovely night on the most powerful town in the hemisphere. Their livers might pay the ultimate price, but livers have to have something to keep themselves occupied with besides waiting to be grilled with onions, amiright?

And now, Episode 027: Making new friends, getting rid of old ones.

[music: Angus doesn't remember, but he's sure it was good so please don't sue us.]

Rerun! Episode 018: The Stench of Celebrity

Angus McEtler — Tue, 03 May 2011 02:09:46 +0000

Since Angus will be visiting Toddy in the DC studios next weekend, and are too lazy to record a show this weekend, it’s a rerun! The boys talk about the celebrity auctions of golden-voiced homeless guy Ted Williams’ hobo tent, Justin Timberlake’s used french toast, Elvis’s used hair, Gary Coleman’s used sweatpants, and Queen Elizabeth II’s used panties. Also, Take-Your-Children-To-Work-Day at the correctional facility.

And now, Episode 18: The Stench of Celebrity

[music: The Cherry Tree by Burning Bright]

Episode 026: Toddy’s Stalker

Angus McEtler — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:08:50 +0000

This week, Toddy tells us about his lady stalker. If he turns up well moisturized in the basement of a house in the midwest just before he’s made into a ‘man suit’, we’ll know why. Brought to you (not) by True Clean Towel! If you’re afraid of your newly cleaned ass contaminating your newly clean face, you need one.

And now, Episode 026: Toddy’s Stalker

[music: Ice Ice Tik Tok, by The Face Melter]

Episode 025: Podcast Plagiarism

Angus McEtler — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:27:50 +0000

How sad. Angus and Toddy have stooped to stealing other podcasts’ callers. Well, that’s what it’s come to. At any rate, perhaps they helped “their” caller who wants to know what to do about her long distance BF who doesn’t seem to give a rats ass about her now that he’s boning college women. Also: you can’t separate a man from his bullwip and pen cap; how to endear yourself to skating pre-teen girls; and drunk toddlers. Listen up! What else do you have to do tonight?

And now, Episode 025: Podcast Plagiarism

[Music: Smells Like Ke$ha's G6, by Titus Jones]

Episode 024: Parents, You’re Doing It Wrong

Angus McEtler — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 22:48:19 +0000

This week, Angus and Toddy discuss parents who ruin it for everyone by being douchebags. A man, glued to his chair by his own filth (and the fact that he hasn’t left it in a while) dies a horrible death; cameltoe prevention technology takes a big leap forward; and Coraline and Aizay stop by for a visit. Yes, Dave forgot to post this week’s episode on Monday, that’s why it’s late. What’s Angus going to do, fire him?

And now, here it is, Episode 024: Parents, You’re Doing It Wrong

[Music: Them Never Love No Bans - DnB Mix, by Hot Fire]

Episode 023: Toddy Needs to Be More Gay

Angus McEtler — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 01:03:49 +0000

The women, they’re kicking down Toddy’s door to get to his studly manhood! Happens all the time. Also, our condolences to the gayz on the passing of serial monogamist Liz Taylor, the Japanese explain their nuclear disaster to the children using farts and poop, why you really should make out with 92-year-old ladies whenever they want, and more. It’s like going to the dentist, but without that annoying Novocaine.

And now, Episode 023: Toddy Needs to Be More Gay

[Music: Ice Cream, by BIG Gold Belt]

Rerun! Episode 002: Cropdusting

Angus McEtler — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 00:41:39 +0000

For their very first podcast together, Angus and Toddy talk about lassies with their flies open, the logo clothing for the developmentally disabled, and a naughty thing some flight attendants do to passengers. Toddy gives some advice to Julie about Facebook, and Angus is generally irritable as usual.

And now, Episode 002: Cropdusting

Episode 022: Cow Farts in a Can

Angus McEtler — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 23:37:35 +0000

This week, Angus and Toddy explore the products they could be endorsing if only manufacturers were stupid enough to ask them to (or, smart enough, amiright?). Also, optimists will die early (which leaves Angus as the oldest living person in 2125), and a delicious martini recipe from our neighbors to the north. Canada just got cooler, as far as I’m concerned. It’s a heapin’ helping of audio anguish. Again. Is this thing on?

And now, Episode 22: Cow Farts in a Can

[music: Armour of the Shroud by Bobb Trimble's Flying Spiders]

Episode 021: Warning-episode contains the words “she injects estrogen into her vagina.”

Angus McEtler — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 00:32:26 +0000

This week, the boys talk about the medical miracle that is Suzanne Sommers and how she will DEFINITELY live to 120 years old because she puts things into her cooter. Also, an Northwestern professor does a quaint demonstration for his students which, SURPRISE, gets him into trouble. And, be careful when opening the overhead bins as your toddler may have shifted during flight. Will this long national nightmare we’re calling a podcast never end?

And now, Episode 021: Warning-this episode contains the words “she uses a syringe to inject estrogen directly into her vagina.”

[music: Enjoy Your Holiday by Coolzey]

Episode 020: Superdad

Angus McEtler — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 00:45:46 +0000

Angus gets to display, at length, his superior parenting skills to Toddy and to you, their humble listeners. Guest starring Aizay and Coraline, a couch, some pee, and the world’s fastest bath. Also, some other stuff. This one’s worth listening to, especially if you’re from the Department of Children’s Services. Other than that, pure crap.

And now, Episode 020: Superdad

[music: No Need To Fight About It, by James Curd presents Ziggy Franklin]

Episode 019: Apply Now for the Position of Lead Ho’

Angus McEtler — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:23:23 +0000

Angus and Toddy add another country to the list of those soon to ban the podcast, although they couldn’t be bothered to find out which one. Also, Lady Gaga’s eggs and other celebrity stunts; Toddy sees a ho’; and why you should never snort just any old powder you find in someone else’s house while you’re robbing them. You know, just a suggestion, but you could listen to NPR, instead. I hear they’re very good.

Rerun! Episode 006: Fried Arms

Angus McEtler — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:39:04 +0000

Toddy was out of town during our regular recording time (anyone notice that it’s never Angus who doesn’t have time to record? That’s because Angus has no life), so we’re putting up this slightly used episode of ATST. Enjoy, if that is the right word.

In this episode, Angus and Toddy talk with their old friend David Fitzgerald and their new friend Strokmein Hallowayov, who recently lost some important appendages in a freak flash-frying accident at the factory. Also, Brett Favre’s penis and Angus’s middle-age crisis. Also, Angus is very, very drunk. It’s everything you want in a podcast and a lot more that you probably don’t want.

And now, Episode 006: Fried Arms

[Music: U Fine (Zengineers Remix) by Garmish and Cocek Kadrievi by Romashka]

Episode 018: The Stench of Celebrity

Angus McEtler — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 00:28:15 +0000

This week on ATST, the boys talk about the celebrity auctions of golden-voiced homeless guy Ted Williams’ hobo tent, Justin Timberlake’s used french toast, Elvis’s used hair, Gary Coleman’s used sweatpants, and Queen Elizabeth II’s used panties. Also, a woman gets scammed by a giant baby, and Take-Your-Children-To-Work-Day at the correctional facility. It’s a lot like life, on ATST!

And now, Episode 18: The Stench of Celebrity

[music: The Cherry Tree by Burning Bright]

Episode 017: How to Use a Squat Toilet

Angus McEtler — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 01:12:17 +0000

This week, the boys discuss the world-changing event that is on everyone’s mind. It’s lead to riots and violence, pitted brother against brother, and even driven some to do unspeakable things. That’s right, it’s Charlie Sheen’s latest coke-fueled binge. What, you thought we were going to talk about Egypt? Also, left-handed y-fronts, and how to properly use a squat toilet. It’s news you can use…as a weather proof lining for the golden voiced Ted Williams’ hobo tent.

And now, Episode 017: How to Use a Squat Toilet

[music: Terminally Chill by Neon Indian]

Episode 016: Science, Sharks, and Sex Ed

Angus McEtler — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 02:09:47 +0000

This week, the boys figure a few things out with the help of Dr. Science, who stops by to let them in on a couple secrets of the universe. Like, where navel lint comes from and how cell phones send text messages.* Also, Toddy enlivens sex education class, and learns just how ignorant he is not having known the similarities between the human uterus and the shark’s brain. Full of learnin’, the boys are this week, so don’t miss it.

*No actual knowledge was transmitted during this show. It’s not how we roll.

And now, Episode 16: Science, Sharks, and Sex Ed

[music: Your name is Taiwan (Germany) by Zengineers]

Episode 015: Two Podcasters Come Out of the Closet

Angus McEtler — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:50:57 +0000

Oh, dear. Angus and Toddy reveal the horrible truth about themselves and the lie they’ve been living. From Angus: “We’d like to apologize for the harm we’ve caused our families, our mistresses, and, most of all, our listeners. It wasn’t our intention to deceive, but sometimes a small untruth snowballs until its out of control. We just wanted to be loved.” From Toddy: “I told you so, Angus.” Also, the news.

And now: Episode 015: Podcasters Come Out of the Closet

[music: Disco High, by UltraCat]

Episode 013: Why is no one groping us?

Angus McEtler — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 01:39:18 +0000

This week, Angus and Toddy talk about why the TSA isn’t looking at dirty pictures of us or poking around in our naughty bits, the boys resolve to go clubbing together and leave their canes at home, and of course, New Year’s Resolutions. When they podcast, they’re fly like a G6.

And now, Episode 013: Why is no one groping us?

[Music: Nothing Like Captain Crunch, by Broke For Free]

Episode 012: An Educational Treat

Angus McEtler — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 06:39:13 +0000

This week, Angus and Toddy deliver some education to listeners about Internet hoaxes. Because they’re all about educating listeners. Heidi calls in about her douchebag of a father, and there was probably some other stuff, too, but Angus was too drunk after the show to remember it all. And I’m sure not going to listen just so I can write this summary. Angus apologizes for the bogus audio quality on his end (again!). He’s figured it out, though. Idiot.

And now, Episode 012: An Educational Treat.

[Music: All I'm Sayin', by Spinnaface]

Episode 011: Snot Rockets

Angus McEtler — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 01:23:52 +0000

This week, Angus and Toddy finally get to Neil’s phone call about the deadly serious topic of snot rockets; Toddy announces a very special birthday–and you’ll never guess whose, unless you’ve been listening for the past two shows; and John McCain is a geriatric idiot. It’s a trip on the wild side, if by wild you mean filled with awkward pauses and disorganized drivel.

And now, Episode 012: Snot Rockets.

[Music: I Don't Have a Dick, by Captain Ahab]

Episode 010: Poke the Queen

Angus McEtler — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 23:26:20 +0000

This week, Angus and Toddy poke the Queen, visit with the lovely Kirsten of DC, and Angus totally forgets about Neil’s phone call. Such a shame, but not altogether unexpected, unless you had the idea that they actually prepare these things in advance.

And now, Episode 010: Poke the Queen.

[Music: Sal y Vinagre, by bueno.sair.es]

Episode 009: Podcasting with Toddy is Like Sex

Angus McEtler — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 00:18:09 +0000

Angus and Toddy have sex, Toddy talks about his move to the nation’s capital where he opens the east coast offices of ATST, Angus gets to meet his temporary roommates who are really into football but are hot, and they get a comment on their website (wonder of wonders). Is it a great show? You decide (in other words, no).

And now, Episode 009: Podcasting with Toddy is Like Sex.

[music: Live pills by Le Capharnaum]

Episode 008: Pretzel Rods and Toddy’s Golden Phallus

Angus McEtler — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 00:25:18 +0000

Angus really, really enjoys some pretzel rods; bodies are found in trunks in California; Cindy calls from Tombstone wondering, given that Kanye West replaced his teeth with Diamonds, what would we replace our own missing body parts with if we had to; and happy birthdays to Suzi Saroukhanians, Bernie Haas, Jonathan Henson, Neil McGee, Karen Finnelli, Toni Clark, Mary Schmidt Brundidge, Sara Lowe Bouchard. Apologies for the nasty audio quality on Angus’ end…you weren’t really expecting quality audio, though, were you?

And now, Episode 008: Pretzel Rods and Toddy’s Golden Phallus

[Music: Oblivion, by The Pleasure Kills]

Episode 007: Ice, ice, baby.

Angus McEtler — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 22:42:36 +0000

This time, Angus and Toddy delve into the mysteries of Angus’s new belt and the issue of fashion for those suddenly wanting to be fashionable. And, in a rare (hopefully) turn towards serious topics, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and President Obama’s message for the It Gets Better Project. Shorter is better, they heard, so ATST is indeed shorter. Will the quality of the show suffer? Probably, but then it always does!

And now: Episode 007: Ice, ice, baby

[Music: There is a Boy, by Single Bullet Theory]

Big News

Angus McEtler — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 17:03:57 +0000

You asked for it–you said you wanted less Angus and Toddy’s Special Treat, so you’ve got it. We’ll be moving to a half-hour (approximately) format with more frequent episode releases. Apparently some of you are too daft to hit pause and come back to a longer episode later, and since Toddy and I are not above pandering to our audience (such as it is), we’ll help you out.

Even bigger news: the world premiere of our new theme song! We asked world-renowned recording artist Dave Etler to gin up a song for us, and that’s just what he did. What? No, Dave Etler. He’s world-renowned…. Etler. E-T-L-E-R. Okay, maybe not world-renowned. Will you buy that he’s known by some people in this world? Good. My God. Anyway, props to the original writers of the song, Dr. Luke, Claude Kelly, and Jessica Cornish. We couldn’t have done it without you, mostly because we have no talent. If you are or know any 13-year-olds, you’ll recognize the song instantly.

And now, here it is: Scottie in the USA.

Episode 006: Fried Arms

Angus McEtler — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 03:37:32 +0000

And now, Episode 006: Fried Arms

[Music: U Fine (Zengineers Remix) by Garmish and Cocek Kadrievi by Romashka]

Episode 005: Donut Hamburger, FTW!

Angus McEtler — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 02:47:23 +0000

In this week’s show, Angus and Toddy visit with their old friend Lauren, and talk about state fair food, the entertainment biz and other things Angus barely remembers because he’d had one too many. Our heros also get two (!) phone calls, and talk office politics. It’s the show that proves not just anyone should be allowed on the Internet.

And now, Episode 005: Donut Hamburger, FTW!

[Music: Oriental Fever by Juanitos; Quartz Boy (Coco Bryce Fake Skweee Mix) by Pixelord]

Ye Gods, we suck.

Angus McEtler — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 22:30:15 +0000

We know, we know, you’re clamoring for a new episode. Well, what with one thing and another (visiting relatives, broken computers, court-mandated rehab), there just hasn’t been time. But, as soon as this Sunday, we’ll be recording a new show, and then before you know it you’ll have our usual load of bollocks delivered to listen to.

Episode 004: Technical Difficulties Suck

Angus McEtler — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:33:06 +0000

Technical problems plague our heros, Fred calls in with…well, nonsense, really, and Angus and Toddy lament about their sports-loving fellow men who are ridiculous. It’s the show that makes Marconi wish he’d never lived!

And now, episode 004: Technical Difficulties Suck

Episode 003: Chicken Nuggets and Vodka

Angus McEtler — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:50:16 +0000

Eight ounces of water is a myth, so drink vodka instead. Americans are stupid, greasy girls and boys are sexy, and another fight attendant hero. It’s the podcast that critics call a delightful soporific!

And now, episode 003: Chicken Nuggets and Vodka

Episode 002: Cropdusting

Angus McEtler — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:22:34 +0000

That is, unless Angus is the airline attendant in question.

(Featuring Strange Italian Song by Les Juanitos and Speakers’ Corner by someone whose name we forgot to write down)

And now, episode 002: Cropdusting

Episode 001: Aizay the Scientist

Angus McEtler — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 00:00:30 +0000

"What? Is there something on my head?"

Now, before you get all excited, this isn’t the real thing. Toddy’s away on a job interview and couldn’t record. So Angus had his 5-year-old fill in, because what could be cuter? Plus this will help test out all the high-tech gee-wizery that goes into podcasting. Aizay and Angus talk about science, video games, and whatever else they talked about. And Angus learns that interviewing a 5-year-old is harder than he’d thought it would be.

And now…Episode 001: Aizay the Scientist

25 Pounds of Fun

Angus McEtler — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 02:58:12 +0000

Image by Baoyu, deviantart

So excited. We got a tracking number for our audio equipment shipment, and it should be delivered on Monday! Nothing gets a man’s blood pumping like nearly 25 pounds of electronic gear that he’ll use to annoy entertain the whole world with. The only scary part: well, we’ve got no listeners. Who’s going to listen to our first show? Our moms, perhaps…although it seems likely that they don’t know how, and they’d probably stop listening after we drop our first F-bomb. Okay, then, our friends. Yes, that’s it, our loyal, wonderful friends. The people who put up with our snarky comments about their shoes, who held our hair while we puked after a night of binge drinking, who politely ignored our drunken passes and who never got mad when we scratched their car during late-night packy run. Yeah…

Sure, it’ll be great.

Angus and Toddy have a Podcast

Angus McEtler — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 01:57:19 +0000

Well, we've got his attention.

Okay, not yet, but we will. We’re working on it, but frankly we’re a bit slow. Lots of ideas floating around, lots of equipment on order, lots of things to do. Not only that, but we need things to talk about. That’s where you come in. Hit the jump to find out how you can get wicked famous.

Wow. You actually clicked. That’s…kinda cool. Bit surprising, but…. Anyway, we plan on having regular features and all the good stuff podcasts usually have, right? Here’s what we’ve been thinking about for those:

Sexiest Thing All Week: Call in and tell us about the sexiest thing you did all week. Bonus points if it has nothing to do with sex, but made you look real sexy anyway.
Your Big Idea: Let us know about the biggest idea you ever had and what you did about it (if anything). Chances are, we’ll make fun of you, but maybe you’ll blow us away.
Advice from Toddy: Need some advice? He’s got it, so ask away.
Date a hunk: Toddy is single. Why not call in an audio application to go on a date with him? You never know…love might be in the air.

So, go on, call us. Our number? Oh, sure: (347) 6-TREATS. That’s (347) 687-3287.