Ten Minutes with Andrew and J.J.

Drinking and Playing the Lottery

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:01 PST

J.J. visits The Park and wins the lottery. Andrew is relieved that they don't have to do the podcast anymore.

Titanic was a Ship?

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:37:55 PST

Miz Hollywood actually tells us how Titanic ended and tells us that Nip/Tuck will make you sick to your stomach.

Call Her Miz Hollywood

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:02 PST

J.J. tells Miz Hollywood that she has an amazing voice and continues to hit on her.

J.J. Saves the Life of a Rich Man

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:01 PST

Andrew calls J.J. a liar after saving the life of an elderly man.

R.I.P. Skyride

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:59:34 PST

Andrew buys a yacht and tells a story about how to destroy a Disneyland ride.

Live From The Halloween Party

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:42:17 PST

Listen to our podcast straight from the Halloween Party!

Ten Minutes with Andrew and J.J. Video Blog #2 Robert Hines

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:07:41 PDT

Robert Loves Boobies!

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:00:01 PDT

Robert describes how he closed Ozzie Smith's restaurant in St. Louis and Andrew is jealous.

"Toby Jones" Joins Us In The Studio

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:00:09 PDT

Robert Hines tells J.J. about his newest video before its release, while Andrew travels back in time where he was still in Denver.

Scent of a Woman Pales in Comparison

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:00:09 PDT

Soft core porn is like not getting presents for Christmas, you're disappointed but in ten minutes you'll still go to your room and masturbate.
-Old Chinese Proverb

Malibu Calls After Midnight

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:00:01 PDT

Andrew and J.J. discuss the common courtesy of telephone calls after midnight.

Hot Tub Sex!

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:15:50 PDT

Water based vs. oil based lube, Andrew and J.J. talk about which is best with Hot Tub Sex!

Cupcakes with Chocolate Frosting

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:00:01 PDT

Brian talks about his hosting of a game called "Truth or Dare" and the repercussions of having sexual encounters in a "bat-room."

Do I Stalk You?

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:00:02 PDT

What would be worse? Stalking someone and not realizing it or the opposite.

Personally, knowing that you are stalking someone would almost be more creepy. Stalking someone and not realizing it, usually notes a dash of mental illness with a pinch of OCD.

Its bad to really think about, but I recently emailed this girl twice within a 10 minute period. KNOWING that this might APPEAR to be stalking her and I felt creepy, even though it was a miss understanding of email addresses. I even put in the subject "I am not stalking you, I promise," which is almost a code for "I'm joking. Stalking you would be fun." What the fuck? Now I have this funny feeling that I won't get a response from her at all, which is something I was kind of expecting anyways.

So Brian Thinks We're Gay...

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:32:25 PDT

Brian McCarthy shows up in the studio to talk about Men-U and a 600 pound black woman.

J.J. Explains to Andrew the Best Joke Ever

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:00:00 PDT

J.J. tells Andrew how to kill himself and in turn pissing off a cleaning woman.

Judd Apatow Divorces His Wife

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:00:05 PDT

The guys talk about the year 2012 and J.J. realizes his drinking problem isn't really a problem at all.

What Would Andrew Do?

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:00:05 PDT

Andrew speaks randomly about whats on his mind; J.J. doesn't listen.

One Armed Drummers Make Great Lovers

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:00:03 PDT

Andrew gives a shout out to a very famous sound engineer, and Mouse discusses DemoListen!

A Mouse, 2 Dudes, and an iPhone

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:57:47 PDT

Mouse from Classical Geek Theatre joins us in the studio to discuss the great apps available on the iPhone and his newly found love of Robots.

The Case of the BBQ'd Rat

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 08:31:17 PDT

This is by far, the grossest video we have put together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyhj7I24a0U

A Dirt Bike Story

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:00 PDT

J.J. tries to pick a fight and Andrew talks about the great dangers of bringing home dirt bikes.

Rewind Backwards

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:00:04 PDT

J.J. continues to drink and Andrew discusses Flash Forward; finding out what they will be doing 6 months from now.

Ninety-Nine Cents, Not A Penny More

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:00:01 PDT

Andrew and J.J. brainstorm product ideas to pitch the 99 cent store.

How Many Anal Openings Do You Have?

andrewandjj@gmail.com (Andrew Zuber and J.J. Geiger) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:00:04 PDT

Liz and Andrew share the same fear and tell a few stories that accompany said fear.