The Anagram Times

Europa League: Bilbao fans fly to wrong country

2012-05-14T11:50:00.001-07:00

Image: Diego's sideburns

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The Europa League: Hundreds of Bilbao fans fly to wrong country = In Budapest you growl and feel Hungary. Note for fool: Bucharest!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Francois Hollande elected French President

2012-05-11T11:51:00.001-07:00

(Adelaide Now)

Photo: Philippe Moreau Chevrolet

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President-elect Francois Hollande = France dispelled rotten Nicolas, eh

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Beyonce Named "World's Most Beautiful Woman" -- Do YOU Agree?

2012-05-06T10:02:00.001-07:00

(Hollywood Life)

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Beyonce is voted as The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. = "I've won that? If so, it's all due to our new baby," she commented.

(by Tony Crafter)

Attacking Mitt Romney's Mormonism would be political idiocy

2012-04-27T00:14:00.000-07:00

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

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Attacking Mitt Romney's Mormonism would be political idiocy = But ironically, NOT Mitt's mimed, oily, "no wisdom" crackpot image!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Outrage as Egypt plans "farewell intercourse law" so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

2012-04-27T00:10:00.000-07:00

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Stefan Geens

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Outrage as Egypt plans "farewell intercourse law" so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death = Westerners, wrought up about deprived sexual deviates' fantasies and last excuse for necrophilia, share, "What?! How ghastly!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Giants of rock bid farewell to father of all guitar heroes

2012-04-21T23:04:00.001-07:00

(The Independent)

Photo: mrrobertwade

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Giants of rock bid farewell to father of all guitar heroes = Felt as a largo, a halo of light for UK's terrific Bert Weedon

(by Maurice Goddard)

Newt nipped by zoo penguin, gets Band-Aid

2012-04-17T11:26:00.001-07:00

(Yahoo! News)

Photo: Mike Licht

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Newt nipped by zoo penguin, gets a Band-Aid = Post needed: "Boy, an unappetizing windbag!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Wingsuit man Gary Connery to jump 2,400ft without parachute in death-defying stunt.

2012-04-12T12:47:00.000-07:00

(Yahoo! News)
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Wingsuit man Gary Connery to jump 2,400ft without parachute in death-defying stunt. = An utter twit. Try might see jeopardy if caught out in an uncanny 20-40 mph gust of wind.

(by Chris Sturdy)

Joshua Ledet earns standing ovation on 'Idol'

2012-04-12T12:41:00.000-07:00

(The San Diego Union-Tribune)

Photo: American Idol

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Singer Joshua Ledet = Judges: "This one REAL!"

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Veteran Newsman Mike Wallace Of '60 Minutes' Dies

2012-04-10T00:12:00.000-07:00

(National Public Radio)

Photo: Terry Ballard

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Mike Wallace Of "Sixty Minutes" Is Dead = "Well, if it's my cue, I'd make an exit." So sad.

(by Adie Pena)

Pope marks Easter with call for Syria violence end

2012-04-08T10:04:00.001-07:00

(AP)

Photo: Catholic Church (England and Wales)

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Pope marks Easter with call for Syria violence to end = Vatican to Assad: "We prefer 'no more kills' policy there

(by Aronas Pinchas)

"I can't wait to be a daddy... crying now" - Robbie Williams is going to have a baby!

2012-04-05T09:39:00.000-07:00

(The Daily Mirror)

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Robbie Williams and Ayda Field = Dim idol and wife'll raise a baby!

(by Tony Crafter)

Axelrod: Romney "oblivious" to everyday life

2012-04-04T22:29:00.001-07:00

(CBS News)

Photo: Steve Rhodes

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Axelrod: Romney "oblivious" to everyday life = "I bet moreover, deviously oily and real foxy!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pakistan Court Orders Deportation of Bin Laden's Wives

2012-04-04T22:24:00.002-07:00

(The New York Times)

Photo: John McNab

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The Deportation of Bin Laden's Wives = Those brides of evil not wanted. Pain.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Iranian weapons help Bashar Assad put down Syria protests, officials say

2012-03-26T11:35:00.001-07:00

(MSNBC)

Photo: FreedomHouse

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Iranian weapons help Bashar Assad put down Syria protests = Tehran behind oppression, assailant supports a sad war way

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Panda Dung Is Secret To Most Expensive Tea

2012-03-26T11:32:00.000-07:00

(Sky News)

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Panda Dung Is Secret To Most Expensive Tea = Cuppas attest: An extreme divine goodness!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Tacocopter Aims To Deliver Tacos Using Unmanned Drone Helicopters

2012-03-26T11:29:00.000-07:00

(Huffington Post)
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Tacocopter Aims To Deliver Tacos Using Unmanned Drone Helicopters = No overshoot accident? A steep price! Dominos managers'll undercut it,

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Romney tells GOP lawmakers he's trying to 'save the country'

2012-03-23T16:20:00.001-07:00

(Washington Post)

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Romney tells GOP lawmakers he's trying to 'save the country' = Tycoon twit's remark gets my stronger: "Oy! Heaven help us all!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Iranians, we love you': Israeli Facebook page

2012-03-23T16:17:00.001-07:00

(Zee News)
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'Iranians, we love you' = Now you? Naive Israel!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Is curing male-pattern baldness important to you?

2012-03-23T16:10:00.001-07:00

(CBC)

Photo: Only Tradition

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Is curing male-pattern baldness important to you? = A scalp's ultimate near round big moon isn't pretty!

(by Maurice Goddard)

All red meat is risky, a study finds

2012-03-19T23:44:00.000-07:00

(Los Angeles Times)

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All red meat is risky, a study finds = If list's darn sad...? My! Turkey's ideal!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams to resign

2012-03-19T23:40:00.000-07:00

(BBC)

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Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams to resign = Forlorn drab highbrow's new capitulation's a mercy, sir!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Gulf States Shun Syria, Turkey Warns Its Citizens to Leave

2012-03-19T23:37:00.000-07:00

(The New York Times)

Photo: FreedomHouse2

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Syria's diplomatic isolation in the Arab world = It's irrational, a lone Assad with morbid policy

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Lamenting the loss of a print icon

2012-03-15T15:50:00.000-07:00

(CNN)

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The Encyclopedia Britannica will no longer be printed = Can not print & charge. Will be replaced by online edition.

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Fortunes Turn, as Does Style, for Santorum

2012-03-15T15:45:00.000-07:00

(The New York Times)

Photo: Gage Skidmore

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Fortunes Turn, as Does Style, for Santorum = Stuffy loon sure saunters to don smarter!

(by Maurice Goddard)