The Anagram Times

Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi restaurant 'row' studied by police

2013-06-18T21:04:00.001-07:00

(The Guardian)

Photo: Phil Guest

Cook Nigella Lawson and adman Charles Saatchi = A tall London man was in a rage; choked a chic lass.

(by Adie Pena)

Was Nigella choked by husband?

2013-06-16T20:28:00.002-07:00

(The Age)

Photo: Saima

Nigella choked by husband = Lied, nags hubby, a neck hold

(by Julian Lofts)

'I felt completely disfigured by 50lb pregnancy weight gain' says Salma Hayek

2013-06-16T08:22:00.000-07:00

(Daily Mail)

Photo: rocor

'I felt completely disfigured by fifty lb pregnancy weight gain' says Salma Hayek = Francois Pinault lambasted fat wife Sally. "Beefy cheeky dirty Pygmy." Niggle! Sigh!

(by Julian Lofts)

Rohani Wins Iranian Presidency

2013-06-15T17:42:00.001-07:00

(Bloomberg)

Photo: Wikimedia

Rohani = Oh, Iran!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

"The Feud: The Hatfields and McCoys: The True Story," by Dean King

2013-06-15T16:11:00.001-07:00

(CBS News)

The Hatfields and McCoys = Dads smite, chafe to lynch

(by Julian Lofts)

Solid Financial Advice. From Bernie Madoff

2013-06-14T09:22:00.002-07:00

(Bloomberg)

Photo: SS&SS

Bernard Madoff's solid financial advice = BM fad: Scandal - are indices off or invalid?

Bernard Madoff's solid financial advice = F off, mad B! Scandal - or are indices invalid?

(by Jason Lofts)

Miami Heat top San Antonio Spurs in NBA Finals Game 4

2013-06-14T09:08:00.002-07:00

(USA Today)

Photo: completely deck

Miami Heat top San Antonio Spurs = Pain is too human in a team's sport

(by Adie Pena)

Google confirms acquisition of Israeli navigation app Waze

2013-06-12T08:39:00.000-07:00

(Haaretz Newspaper)

Photo: Henk-Jan van der Klis

Google confirms acquisition of Israeli-developed navigation application Waze = Quo vadis? A CEO: Essential wifi loop for navigating a maze - i.e. no colliding. Top price?

(by Jason Lofts)

'I can't allow the US government to destroy privacy': whistleblower

2013-06-11T09:13:00.000-07:00

(The Hindu)

Photo: Michael Fleshman

The whistleblower: I can't allow the United States government to destroy privacy and basic liberties = The CIA spy clandestinely on twisted terrorists. We have trouble believing dictators who battle man.

(by Julian Lofts)

Police identify gunman in deadly Santa Monica rampage

2013-06-11T08:22:00.001-07:00

(The Patriot-News)

Photo: The Knowles Gallery

The deadly Santa Monica rampage = An empty long death... a sad America.

(by Adie Pena)

Vishal Thakkar, Oklahoma Man, Sues After Plastic Surgery Leaves Him Without A Nose

2013-06-10T12:09:00.000-07:00

(Huffington Post)

Photo: CREDITS

Vishal Thakkar, Oklahoma Man, Sues After Plastic Surgery Leaves Him Without A Nose = A ruthless rhinoplasty hack makes mistake with nasal valve ratio. Uh, measure, goof!

(by Julian Lofts)

Global Concern Grows About Deadly Middle East Respiratory Syndrome

2013-06-07T12:31:00.000-07:00

(VOA News)

Photo: 757Live

The Middle East respiratory syndrome coronavirus = A horror: very resistant, deadly, monstrous epidemic

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Collection of phone records stirs debate: Valuable tool or 'beyond Orwellian'?

2013-06-07T10:32:00.002-07:00

(CNN)

Photo: Russ Allison Loar

Senators (Feinstein, et al.) will defend phone snooping = Opponents, sensing the felon, defined it as Orwellian

(by Rosie Perera)

Report: Secret court order forces Verizon to turn over telephone records of millions

2013-06-07T10:27:00.000-07:00

(CNN)

Photo: davnull

A secret court order forces Verizon to turn over telephone records of millions = Covert spies recorded our "Hello, NZ!" to confront terrorists?! Uncool! Am I ever free?

(by Rosie Perera)

Law change kills Germany's longest word

2013-06-07T10:20:00.001-07:00

(AP)

Photo: udge

Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz = Unusual that Fritz's seen engaging with EC but, e.g. ceding UK burgers are BSE-free!

(by Chris Sturdy)

Restaurant Ice Is Dirtier Than Toilet Water Says Disgusting New Report

2013-06-05T22:01:00.001-07:00

(The Inquisitr)

Photo: Kevin Saff

Restaurant Ice Is Dirtier Than Toilet Water = E.coli? Waiter, I trust it's there in a darn treat!

(by Adie Pena)

SJM money was gambling winnings: Carson Yeung

2013-06-05T11:19:00.000-07:00

(The Business Daily)

Photo: das farbamt

Carson Yeung, the main shareowner of Birmingham City = Casino gaming winner? Oh, rather a Brummy con. Yes, thief!

(by Jason Lofts)

Rafael Nadal advances

2013-06-03T10:12:00.004-07:00

(ESPN)

Photo: James Marvin Phelps

Rafael Nadal is Outgunning the Rest in French Opens = Gleeful Spaniard Routs the French Tennis Again, 'non'?

(by Pat Rourke)

The Most Controversial Article In All Of English Wikipedia Is George W. Bush's

2013-06-02T07:21:00.000-07:00

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Renegade98

The most controversial article in all of English Wikipedia is George W. Bush's = I see writers still weigh it, responding, "Is he a giant schmuck or a lovable fool?"

(by Rosie Perera)

Oscar Pistorius heartbroken, uncle says

2013-06-01T06:39:00.001-07:00

(CNN)

Photo: aktivioslo

Oscar Pistorius heartbroken, uncle says = A sprinter, unlucky as a shooter, cries. SOB!

Oscar Pistorius heartbroken, uncle says = Unlucky as a rat, Boer on prosthesis cries

(by Jason Lofts)

GMO? They say no

2013-05-28T09:14:00.001-07:00

(The World)

Photo: CT Senate Democrats

The genetically modified organisms = One family digesting more laced shit!

(by Adie Pena)

Moore, Oklahoma hit by massive tornado

2013-05-21T12:55:00.000-07:00

(The Guardian)

Photo: The US Army

The massive tornado in Moore, Oklahoma = Shook homes. Emotional drama ain't over!

(by Adie Pena)

Sarah Palin: It Snowed In Alaska In May, So There Is No Global Warming

2013-05-20T12:44:00.000-07:00

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Gene1138

Sarah Palin: "It snowed in Alaska in May, so there is no Global Warming." = A brainwashed woman ignoring all analysis (or the map!): "It's snake oil."

(by Dharam Khalsa)

First Saudi woman summits Mount Everest

2013-05-20T08:09:00.001-07:00

(CNN)

Photo: Facebook/Raha Moharrak

The Saudi woman = I saw mount-head

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Plane lands without landing gear at Newark

2013-05-18T22:17:00.000-07:00

(CNN)

Photo: KentonNgo

Plane lands without landing gear in New Jersey = And a jet spilling oil endangers the new runway

(by Rosie Perera)