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		<title>Hillarious Call between Abusive Elderly Lady and Calm Telemarketer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ll love this call recorded between an abusive elderly lady who was called by a telemarketer who remains calm the entire call. Must hear this call !]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga Alejandro Lyrics and Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Photo Source: LadyGaga.com) Lady Gaga&#8217;s Alejandro is out and its amazing ! Lady Gaga, a music writer turned singer from NY has taken over the music industry with her amazing voice.  If you&#8217;d like to read more on her visit  her official site here. The Music album for Alejandro has been out for a few [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">(Photo Source: LadyGaga.com)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.albeneisekhose.com/music/lady-gaga-alejandro-lyrics-and-video/" target="_blank">Lady Gaga&#8217;s Alejandro</a> is out and its amazing ! Lady Gaga, a music writer turned singer from NY has taken over the music industry with her amazing voice.  If you&#8217;d like to read more on her visit <strong> <span id="more-157"></span></strong>her official site <a href="http://www.ladygaga.com/default.aspx" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p>The Music album for Alejandro has been out for a few months but the official video just came.  I prefer this video that Mun2Fan12 on youtube put together.</p>
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<p>Listen to the beat and sing along as we&#8217;ve added the Lyrics below !</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">        I know that we are young<br />
And I know that you may love me<br />
But I just can&#8217;t be with you like this anymore<br />
Alejandro</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">She&#8217;s got both hands<br />
In her pocket<br />
And she won&#8217;t look at you (won&#8217;t look at you)<br />
She hides true love<br />
En su bolsillo<br />
She&#8217;s got a halo around her finger<br />
Around you</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">You know that I love you boy<br />
Hot like Mexico<br />
Rejoice<br />
At this point I&#8217;ve gotta choose<br />
Nothing to lose</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Alejandro<br />
I&#8217;m not your babe<br />
I&#8217;m not your babe<br />
Fernando<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna kiss<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna touch<br />
Just smoke my cigarette, hush<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Roberto</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Alejandro<br />
Alejandro<br />
Ale-Alejandro<br />
Ale-Alejandro-e-ro</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Stop<br />
Please, just let me go<br />
Alejandro<br />
Just let me go</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">She&#8217;s not broken<br />
She&#8217;s just a baby<br />
But her boyfriend&#8217;s like her dad<br />
Just like a dad<br />
And all those flames that<br />
Burned before him<br />
Now he&#8217;s gotta firefight<br />
Got-cool the bad</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">You know that I love you boy<br />
Hot like Mexico<br />
Rejoice<br />
At this point I&#8217;ve gotta choose<br />
Nothing to lose</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Alejandro<br />
I&#8217;m not your babe<br />
I&#8217;m not your babe<br />
Fernando<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna kiss<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna touch<br />
Just smoke my cigarette, hush<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Roberto</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Alejandro<br />
Alejandro<br />
Ale-Alejandro<br />
Ale-Alejandro-e-ro</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Don&#8217;t bother me<br />
Don&#8217;t bother me<br />
Alejandro<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Bye Fernando<br />
I&#8217;m not your babe<br />
I&#8217;m not your babe<br />
Alejandro<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna kiss<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna touch<br />
Fernando</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Alejandro<br />
I&#8217;m not your babe<br />
I&#8217;m not your babe<br />
Fernando<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna kiss<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna touch<br />
Just smoke my cigarette, hush<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Don&#8217;t call my name<br />
Roberto</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Alejandro<br />
Alejandro<br />
Ale-Alejandro<br />
Ale-Alejandro-e-ro</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Hope you enjoyed the video and the lyrics. Do leave us your feedback on the video and look forward to the next video.</p>
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		<title>Paul Oakenfold Hypnotized Lyrics and Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hypnotized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul Oakenfold]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paul Oakenfold, the name says it all.  He is one of the world’s leading DJ&#8217;s , Remixer the Trance World has known.  I found one of his best remixes Hypnotized and wanted to share it with everyone. Hypnotized was sang by Tiff Lacey. This mix is a beautiful mix of female vocals and melody. You&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.albeneisekhose.com/music/paul-oakenfold-hypnotized-lyrics-and-video/" target="_blank">Paul Oakenfold</a>, the name says it all.  He is  one of the world’s leading DJ&#8217;s , Remixer the Trance World has known.  I found one of his best remixes Hypnotized and wanted to share it with everyone.</p>
<p>Hypnotized was sang by  Tiff Lacey. This mix is a beautiful mix of female vocals and melody. You&#8217;re gonna enjoy it.   <strong><span id="more-134"></span></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Here are the Lyrics to Hypnotized by Paul Oakenfold</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><em>You came in from the darkness and held the door open wide<br />
You stood there like a vision before my unbelieving eyes<br />
I believe in what I see and also what I hear<br />
But did the night play tricks on me or were you really there.</em></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><em>Am I being Hypnotised<br />
Feeling like I&#8217;m Hypnotised<br />
Am I being Hypnotised<br />
Feeling like I&#8217;m Hypnotised</em></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><em>Fear has gripped my heart and I am whispering out your name<br />
Can you hear the silence screaming do they sound the same</em></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><em>Am I being Hypnotised<br />
Feeling like I&#8217;m Hypnotised<br />
Am I being Hypnotised<br />
Feeling like I&#8217;m Hypnotised</em></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><em>Am I being Hypnotised<br />
Feeling like I&#8217;m Hypnotised<br />
Am I being Hypnotised<br />
Feeling like I&#8217;m Hypnotised</em></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><em>You came in from the darkness and held the door open wide<br />
You stood there like a vision before my unbelieving eyes<br />
I believe in what I see and also what I hear<br />
But did the night play tricks on me or were you really there.</em></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><em>Am I being Hypnotised<br />
Feeling like I&#8217;m Hypnotised<br />
Am I being Hypnotised<br />
Feeling like I&#8217;m Hypnotised</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Listen to it and let us know what you thought of this awesome remix. <em><br />
</em></p>
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		<title>How to Create a Custom Twitter Background</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally decided to update my Twitter Background and thought why not share how i did it with all my readers.  I&#8217;ll be showing you the 6 easy steps required to change your Twitter Background. STEP 1 : Log into your Twitter Account STEP 2: On your Top Right Side of the Menu, click on [...]]]></description>
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<p>I finally decided to update my Twitter Background and thought why not share how i did it with all my readers.  I&#8217;ll be showing you the 6 easy steps required to change your Twitter Background.</p>
<p><strong><span id="more-126"></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong>STEP 1 : </strong>Log into your Twitter Account</span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong>STEP 2: </strong>On your Top Right Side of the Menu, click on Settings</span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong>STEP 3: </strong>Click on the Design Tab</span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong>STEP 4: </strong>Click on Change Background Image</span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong>STEP 5: </strong>Go ahead and Upload the Background Image you wish to upload </span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong>STEP 6: </strong>Click on Change Design Colors and enter the below values</span></p>
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<li><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Text Color</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </span></li>
<li><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Link Color</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </span></li>
<li><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Sidebar Fill Color</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> </span></li>
<li><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Sidebar Border Color</span></li>
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<p>Save these and you have your New Twitter Profile  !</p>
<p>What do you think of my new <a href="http://www.Twitter.com/AlbeneiSekhose" target="_blank">Twitter Profile </a>?  Would appreciate feedback on it.  Be honest and if you do like it , do post a comment below letting me know.  If you&#8217;re looking to have a Professional Twitter Background created for you, you can get one done for as low as $99.</p>
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<p>Dont forget to <a href="http://www.Twitter.com/AlbeneiSekhose" target="_blank">follow me on Twitter</a> !</p>
<p><strong>Next week i&#8217;ll showcase  unique Twitter backgrounds that stand out</strong>.</p>
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		<title>How to Deal with Rude Receptionists</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Elderly gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist who happened to share a secretary with with several other doctors.  When he got there he saw the waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist&#8217;s desk,   he saw that she was a voluptuous,  unfriendly woman who looked like  she could beat [...]]]></description>
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<p>A Elderly  gentleman had an appointment to see his  urologist who happened to share a secretary with  with several other doctors.  When he got there he saw the  waiting room was filled with patients.</p>
<p>As he approached the receptionist&#8217;s desk,  <strong><span id="more-115"></span></strong> he saw that she was a voluptuous,  unfriendly woman who looked like  she could beat a Sumo wrestler.  He politely let her know  his name to confirm that he was there to see his Dr. The receptionist looked at her computer and replied in a very loud voice,  &#8220;YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE, YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?&#8221;</p>
<p>All the patients in the waiting room quickly turned their  heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.</p>
<p>The man  quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, &#8220;NOPE, I&#8217;M HERE TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT PLEASE I&#8217;D RATHER NOT HAVE THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Show me your Hands</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man&#8217;s wife asks him to go to the local store to buy some Marlboro light cigarettes. So he walks down to the local store only to find it closed. He then decided to go to the bar across the street to see if they had cigarettes there. At the bar he sees a beautiful [...]]]></description>
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<p>A man&#8217;s wife asks him to go to the local store to buy some Marlboro light cigarettes. So he walks down to the local store only to find it closed. He then decided to go to the bar across the street to see if they had cigarettes there. At the bar he sees a beautiful italian girl checking him out, so he decides to go talk to her. A few bottles of wine later they end up in her apartment.</p>
<p><strong><span id="more-110"></span></strong>After having lots of fun there, he realizes its 3AM and said to the girl, &#8220;OMG, its so late, my wife&#8217;s going to kill me.<br />
you got any baby powder?&#8221; She gives him some powder, which he rubs on his hands and then heads home. Reaching home he sees his wife standing in the doorway mad as hell.</p>
<p>Wife : &#8220;Where the hell have you been?&#8221;</p>
<p>Husband: &#8220;Well, honey, as you know you asked for some Marlboro Light&#8217;s, so I went to the local store, but they were closed. So I went to the bar across the street to see if they had some. There I saw this great looking Italian chick checking me out. We had a few glasses of wine and one thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with her.&#8221;</p>
<p>Wife: &#8220;Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!&#8221;</p>
<p>She sees his hands all covered with powder and&#8230; &#8220;You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Albenei Sekhose presents the best jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8221; I  was in the Bar the other day eating rice and beans, when i realized that i had to fart Since led zepplin was really really loud, i thought that if i timed my farts with the music beats I could get away with it.  So thats what i did  ! After a few [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8221; I  was in the Bar the other day eating rice and beans, when i realized that i had to fart <img src='http://www.albeneisekhose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Since led zepplin was really really loud, i thought that if i timed my farts with the music beats</p>
<p>I could get away with it.  So thats what i did  ! <span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></span>After a few songs, i was all set<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></span>.</p>
<p>I looked up from the book that i was reading to see everyone staring at me.</p>
<p>Thats when i realized that i had been listening to music on my ipod ! &#8221;</p>
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<em>Hope you enjoyed this joke. I&#8217;ll add new one&#8217;s every week. If you have a joke you&#8217;d like to share with everyone, go ahead and email it to me  or just post it in the comments.</em></p>
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		<title>“Lucky” Official Video With Colbie Caillat by Jason Mraz</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just saw Jason Mraz&#8217;s &#8220;Lucky&#8221; and its awesome. Am sharing it with all of you here. Am a big fan of Jason Mraz and had previously added his last video for &#8220;I&#8217;m Yours&#8221;  which i hope you enjoyed. If you missed it, see I&#8217;m yours here &#8220;Lucky&#8221; Official Video With Colbie Caillat In case [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just saw Jason Mraz&#8217;s &#8220;Lucky&#8221; and its awesome. Am sharing it with all of you here. Am a big fan of Jason Mraz and had previously added his last video for &#8220;I&#8217;m Yours&#8221;  which i hope you enjoyed. If you missed it, see<a title="Jason Mraz’s I’m Yours Music Video" href="http://albeneisekhose.com/2009/05/jason-mraz-im-yours-music-video/" target="_blank"> I&#8217;m yours</a> here</p>
<p><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=49776296">&#8220;Lucky&#8221; Official Video With Colbie Caillat</a><br />
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<p>In case you were not able to see the video, you can click on this link and see it on myspace as well. <strong><a title="&quot;Lucky&quot; Official Video with Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat" href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=49776296" target="_blank">Lucky Official Video</a></strong></p>
<p>Do you hear me,<br />
I&#8217;m talking to you<br />
Across the water across the deep blue ocean<br />
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I&#8217;m trying &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>Jason Mraz’s I’m Yours Music Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 21:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just saw Jason Mraz&#8217;s I&#8217;m Yours and its awesome. Am sharing it with all of you here.  &#8220;I&#8217;m Yours&#8221; Official Video In case you were not able to see the video, you can click on this link and see it on myspace as well. Jason Mraz I&#8217;m Yours Official Music Video]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just saw Jason Mraz&#8217;s I&#8217;m Yours and its awesome. Am sharing it with all of you here.</p>
<p> <a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=35093780"><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m Yours&#8221; Official Video</strong></a><br />
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<p>In case you were not able to see the video, you can click on this link and see it on myspace as well. <a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=35093780">Jason Mraz I&#8217;m Yours Official Music Video</a></p>
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		<title>AlbeneiSekhose.com wishes Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms in the World</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mothers Day is celebrated all across the world to honor all the loving mothers and express sincere gratitude for all that they do for their children.  Since Mothers Day falls on a Sunday,  there are a lot of good reasons to take your mom out for a nice sunday brunch.  Enjoy the day with her, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mothers Day </strong>is             celebrated all across the world to honor all the loving mothers and express sincere gratitude for all that they do for their children.  Since Mothers Day falls on a Sunday,  there are a lot of good reasons to take your mom out for a nice sunday brunch.  Enjoy the day with her, spend some quality time and enjoy those precious moments , for you will cherish them for years to come.</p>
<p>I cant be with my Mom today but i wish her a Happy Mothers Day. Here is my Mothers Day Hug to you mom.</p>
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<p>Let us know what you did for mothers day !</p>
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