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Happy Life

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret fo...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.41

Use More Soap

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to ...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 6.02

The Happy Hangover

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alc...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 5.52

Obstetrician Visit

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you....
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 4.88

Restauraunt Waiter

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

One day...Customer's came to a 5-star restaraunt. A Waiter came and served them meal's worth over 1,000 $.The Customer asked the waiter...Customer:How...
>Category: Workplace Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 4.70

Getting Screwed Thousand Times

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and s...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 6.44

Fourth Husband

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to ...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.44

Hole In The Fence

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they happened...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 5.70

Stranded

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

You and your two blonde friends (Melisa and Sarah) are stranded on a desert island.You have no food at all with you and you are all starving.Then you ...
>Category: Blonde Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 5.50

An Engineer and a Programmer

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer an...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.30

Wrong Email

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband was on a business trip and was planning to meet her th...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.44

Customer's Complaint

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A man carried three newly born babies with him in a train. An old woman gets astonished and asked, "are you the father of them"? The man replied, "no ...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 5.32

Legal Dispute

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a be...
>Category: Lawyer Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.79

Olympic Wrestlers

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the ...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 5.77

The Horse and Chicken

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began ...
>Category: Animal Jokes >Explicitness: General >Rating 4.60

A Definite Definition

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is "definitely" and its meaning is ...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.09

Happy Pharmacist

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes," he a...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 3.32

Shooting Accident

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to ...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 6.08

Warm Welcome

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated, ...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.30

True Stupid Stories

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. A man in Johannesberg, S...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.67

Computer Idiots

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber t...
>Category: Computer Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.00

Died Playing Golf

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he...
>Category: Sports Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.00

Religious Battle Golf

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Card...
>Category: Religious Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.37

The Laws of Golf

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tenden...
>Category: Sports Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 3.25

Funny Funeral Thoughts

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished ...
>Category: Dirty Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 4.54

A Cop's Persistence

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

John went to the store the other day. He was only in there for about five minutes, and when he came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking t...
>Category: Occupation Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.78

Bad Days

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80, 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensive...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.67

Yiddish Speaker

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

During the first day of Hanukkah, two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in New York City. They...
>Category: Workplace Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 6.20

Connection To Hell

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

During his visit to the USSR, Nixon was intrigued by a new telephone capable of connecting with hell. He spoke briefly with the devil, and the call co...
>Category: Political Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.45

Hunchback of Notre Dame

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

The hunchback of notre dame dies so they need to find a new bell-ringer. this guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it. "but you've got no a...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 2.71

Afraid Of The Dark

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his m...
>Category: Children Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 5.38

King Solomon's Wisdom

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," sai...
>Category: Miscellaneous Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 2.33

Importance Of A Name

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught ...
>Category: Gender Jokes >Explicitness: Adult >Rating 3.13

Software Development Cycle

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the te...
>Category: Computer Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 3.00

Confusion about Y2K

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me.At any...
>Category: Computer Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 3.56

Great News for Bill Gates

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. S...
>Category: Computer Jokes >Explicitness: Clean >Rating 4.40

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