If you happen to loose your way in the dark when pleasuring your woman. Well the Luv Light Up Vibe should help you out. Not only are they extremely pretty with cherry bloom designs but supposedly it will not only light the way but also make your loins feel warm and tasty too, only enhancing the overall experience. The Luv Light Up Vibe retails for $49 from Kanojo Toys.

Well look what we have here…..So instead of being called just an ordinary ‘flash drive’ we have the FleshDrive instead.  So what does it do exactly? Basically its porn on a USB stick. FleshDrive is offering up a buffet of titles in 4GB and 8GB capacities that will wet anyone’s appetite. You can instantly watch your favorite ‘films’ on PCs, Macs, Playstation and Xbox – basically any device that has a USB port will enable you to view your precious stash. The FleshDrive allows the ability to view any film, anywhere, without the worry of downloading from the internet, or stumbling upon websites that may infect your computer. The FleshDrive retails for $39.95 for the 4GB version and $69.95 for the 8GB version.

Watching porn at work is bad… because getting caught watching porn at work sucks. With that in mind, the generous folks over at Playboy have figured out a way for you to get off at work, without getting in trouble. They have created the Smoking Jacket, a site with tons of great articles, the likes of that you would find at Playboy – but without the nudity. Now you just need to pray that your IT administrator isn’t reading this post.

Apple may have banned all the really raunchy apps from the app store, but that doesn’t mean that you cant still have fun making out on the iPad! Makeup Mania HD is an adorable game which puts you in the shoes of a high school match maker. Playing as the God of Love and Mischief, your mission is to shoot unsuspecting students with your magic love arrows and watch them grab someone around them in for a kiss. The came features 28 levels, including puzzles and a Mania Mode where you can compete with your friends on Twitter. Makeout Mania HD is available for $2.99.

In case you hadn’t already figured it out from the I’m a Mac/I’m a PC commercials, Mac and PCs just don’t seem to mix. With that idea in mind, some ethnocentristic Mac enthusiasts have come out with a dating site just where Mac fanboys can find fangirls. Cupidtino is a place described as ” a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of Apple products.” The dating site is currently in Beta.

Cupidtino is a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of Apple products. Why? Diehard Mac & Apple fans often have a lot in common – personalities, creative professions, a similar sense of style and aesthetics, taste, and a love for technology.
We believe these are enough fundamental reasons for two people to meet and fall in love, and so we created the first Mac-inspired dating site to help you find other Machearts around you.

There is no question about, Avatar is the film that set the standards for this whole 3D movie craziness. Now Hustler plans to make their own 3D version of Avatar, and in this case it will be a 3D porn movie. The movie will be called This Ain’t Avatar XXX and will be on sale this September. It also happens to be Hustler’s most expensive production to date.

(Via Electronic House)

The folks over at innokids know what you’ve been upto online. To that effect, they know what nasty dirty things you’ve been doing online while leaving your poor mouse totally unprotected! That is why they have created the Creative Anti-slip Condom Mouse Pad Mat. The mouse pad features an anti-slip rubber bottom that will stay in place while in, ehh, use. Because remember kids, safe surfing is a serious matter! You can pick up the Creative Anti-slip Condom Mouse Pad Mat for $11.99.

We get product pitches all the time, but the USB Boob Lamp might be the best one yet. So much so, that we’re gonna share it with you.

“Apparently, this USB Boob Lamp is specially made for lonely men who want some sexy touching of boobs while they’re sitting in front of the computer. Simply push the nipple to switch the LED light on or off. It should serve as a great Father’s day gift for any lonely fathers.”

You can pick up the USB Boob Lamp for $10.99

(Thanks GearDiary!)

We can’t knock (get it!) this idea so much, because the Phoneballs iPhone Case is really a good idea at heart. This iPhone case is designed with a pair of balls at the end of it in an effort to help raise funds for testicular cancer research. The Phoneballs case retails for $15 and 10% of its proceeds go to help a good cause.

(Via Gizmodo)