Oh you naughty, naughty girls and boys. Looks like you get an early Christmas present; Santa has brought an app that will show you what’s underneath all those frivolous clothes in the latest Moosejaw catalog, both the online and dead tree versions. You can use the X-Ray Scanner app to “experience the latest Moosejaw Outdoor Gear and Apparel Catalog in a whole new way. Once the X-Ray App is installed and opened, simply aim your device’s camera at pages in the catalog to activate the X-Ray scanner. Through the app you’ll see what our models are wearing underneath the best stuff from The North Face, Patagonia, Arc’teryx, Moosejaw and more.”

Now if someone could just figure out how to make this app work in real life as well as it does here, and there will be plenty of little voyeurs going to bed with visions of sugarplums — ummm yeah, that’s it — dancing in their heads.

Go to Moosejaw to get the free app; it works with iPhones, iPads, and Android devices.

Moosejaw X-Ray App from Gary Wohlfeill on Vimeo.

But if you don’t believe us, check out the video of it in action using computer generated graphics. Warning NSFW – it’s pretty graphic, so don’t say we didn’t warn you!

A few months ago, when Playboy announced that it would be launching on the iPad, the news confused everyone. People wondered how Playboy planned on getting an app approved that has nudity in it. Well the mystery has finally been solved. It seems that Playboy will be launching a Playboy site that is optimized for the iPad, rather then an app which would most likely not be approved by the AppStore. That said, there is still speculation that an app might still be on the way, too.

Hefner also confirmed via a tweet that the upcoming iPad site would be “complete and uncensored”. The new site i.Playboy.com will launch on May 8th, and it will cost $8 a month for subscribers.

(via TechRadar)

You had to know that it was coming, but Marc Dorcel has come out with the first Adult app for Smart TVs. The app offers access to Marc Dorcel’s video on demand content as it will allow viewers to navigate Dorcel’s channel offering and select movies. The Dorcel app will be available soon on different manufacturers TVs, in both the U.S. and Europe.

The company has also already begun to offer 3D services, which include special 3D movie files for both TV and PC. One thing is for sure, this company is certainly leading the way for the rest of the adult industry, as more Adult apps for smart TVs are undoubtedly on their way too.

The minute they introduced FaceTime to the iPhone, I knew that personal communication was about to be taken to a whole new level … and by personal communication, I really mean sexy-time phone calls.

Oh, don’t act like you weren’t thinking about it, too!

By putting FaceTime on the iPad, Steve Jobs has just given us all an excuse to get busy with our favorite 1-900 operator, or at least our significant others. Having a place to mount the iPad while taking care of business is a slight problem, and here to help is a $49.99 product with a name so good — it begs to be said over and over … “MountMe”.

Well, don’t mind if we do!

Website: www.mount-me.com

You’re obsessing and it’s getting out of hand. You don’t stop checking your ex on Facebook, Twitter, and the like. If you can’t control yourself anymore, then you need help. That is where the Ex-blocker plugin comes in to help. Designed for Firefox, and Chrome, etc, it will block the Twitter, Facebook, and blog accounts that belong to your ex.

And remember, the first step to admitting you have a problem is downloading a plugin that will help you deal with it!

Grindr for iPad is one of those iPad apps that really utilizes the iPad to its fullest potential – it lets you look up and connect with cute boys! For gay men, this iPad app is a dream way to browse and hook up with cute guys -e ven on the go. The app lets you browse guys in a grid view, view profiles, instantly chat with them, and even locate men nearby you by using the iPad’s GPS and cellular technologies. True you can get Grindr for the iPhone too, but the iPad version is the only proper way to do this app – and the boys, justice. Grindr for iPad is free to download.

The truth is, all you need to do is throw boobs onto just about anything and you’ll have a winner. But for the Boob Ninja iPhone app, it really, really works! The goal of the Boob Ninja app is to grab as many boob objects as you can while avoiding the flying utensils coming at you from all directions. You can grab, err, download the Boob Ninja iPhone app for 0.99.

Just when we thought there must be a conference for every type of interest… we found out that we’re right. The Internet Dating Conference recently hosted their 2011 iDate Awards for the best in the online dating and matchmaking industry. The winner for Best Dating Site went to OKCupid, with Match.com, and Gaydar.net, coming in as first and second place respectively. Take that eHarmony! The awards also honor the Best Mobile Dating Site which went to Grindr. Check out the iDate2011 site for other categories and their winners.

The TV Hat is hardly cutting edge, and it certainly looks ridiculous – but if you’re someone who enjoys watching adult entertainment on the go, you’ll want to pick this up for just $29.95. The hat manages to hold your iPod, iPhone or cell phone or Mp3 player etc in front of your eyes, while keeping what you’re watching private.

And sure, if you wear one in public, you’re likely to look like a total buffoon – but that would probably be less embarrassing than being caught watching the Sex Files 2 in a carpool.