The Third Edge of the Sword

Maybe Luongo's salary would have been worth it after all?

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:17:57 PDT

So sad, fans of the hockey team from the world's worst city.

Did the Conservative government really lose 3.1 billion dollars?

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Thu, 09 May 2013 03:39:49 PDT

That was the minor Twitter explosion last week, as the auditor report into terrorism funding appeared to indicate that such a huge sum of money spent on government anti-terrorism initiatives went down the drain. So did the Harper government actually lose $3.1 billion dollars? The quick answer is... ...no. You can pretty much trace the whole thing to this laughably bad story in the Toronto Star:

Would bike lanes have stopped Edmonton's most recent fatal traffic accident?

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 07 May 2013 18:29:24 PDT

The lie:Hey #yegcc, another cyclist has died riding on dangerous road with no good alternative #yegbike route. Invest in cyclist safety already! — Conrad Nobert (@GreenYEG) May 6, 2013 The truth: Hey, here's the exact intersection that this fatal crash occurred on. Hey, what's this? Why, it's a bike lane! Well, whoops, I guess there aren't four bike lanes all meeting at this intersection.

Is this the Boston Marathon bomber?

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:51:23 PDT

Or is it some poor schlub who's about to have the worst month of his life?

R.I.P.

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:57:03 PDT

She burst onto the scene like a roaring wind. Her organization had a stuffy and unpopular reputation, but she changed all that. She won new converts by effectively and honestly doing what she said she would. She swept the globe, and while she still had lots of irrational detractors, she inspired countless imitators in numerous countries. However, in recent years, age and a debilitating disease

Grand Theft Auto 3 on Occupy Wall Street

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:02:05 PDT

I wonder if anybody ever noticed this before: this is a caller into the "Chatterbox" radio station in the Grand Theft Auto III videogame. Please note that this videogame was released in 2001: If the video doesn't work, this is what is being said in this segment:Lazlow: "Let's go over here to line 4, hello caller, what's your name?" Jeff: "Jeff from Rockford." Lazlow: "Hello Jeff, what's up?"

Winter's hard. So have some pancakes.

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:26:54 PDT

Presenting the best damn song about pancakes ever* * Sorry, James At War

Monkey Songs

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:56:15 PST

Mercy for Mankind Muhammed

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 05:22:53 PST

We like hot girls, not feminist-whipped douchebags

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 05:23:38 PST

There are a lot of things to criticize in this list of "50 sexiest women you've never heard of, but sand-in-his-vagina victim "Tommy K" really pathetics it up at the end: I really like your site but articles like this annoy me. First of all, listing women in some order of attractiveness makes you look like archaic, stuck-in-90′s lad culture, drooling oafs. Despite covering the kind of topics (

The correct way to perform Santa Claus is Coming to Town

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:30:10 PST

Now that Christmas season is...over...maybe I should finally post this video I created about how there is a right and a wrong way to perform this Christmas carol. For those keeping track, it's not discussed here, but the "rock version" of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus is totally wrong as well.

#IdleNoMore apparently doesn't mean "perform upkeep on your home"

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 12:59:00 PST

With "Idle No More" lunacy gaining steam, Cory Morgan decided to take a look at how well the Red Indian is managing the money he receives courtesy of the Canadian taxpayer (for reasons that make no sense). The result isn't pretty.

@powlessathome

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:53:42 PST

The outrageous claim... And...the reality.

The 100th Grey Cup: a liveblog

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 17:09:33 PST

Live from the shittiest city on the globe, it's the 100th Grey Cup, liveblogged right here on Third Edge of the Sword! For the next three hours and change, we'll live the excitement that is a game featuring two crappy teams that never should have gotten this far. As the festivities progress, I'll try to cover all the bases. Be aware, food and drink and the possible mid-game arrival of a pretty

Justin Trudeau is crying out for some sweet chin music

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 09:00:30 PST

I would like to take this time to announce that I am not running for the leadership of the Liberal Party of Canada at this time. I maintain my hard and fast rule, and will continue (despite pleas by the teeming masses) to reject membership in any political party that will not let me, upon my victory, enter the convention hall to Shawn Michaels' entrance music.

Karlie Kloss is a sexy Indian. Non-sexy Indians get their panties in a twist

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 20:28:10 PST

From the "Things You Didn't Know Were Offensive Department"...FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. – Victoria’s Secret has apologized for putting a Native American-style headdress on a model for its annual fashion show, after the outfit was criticized as a display of ignorance toward tribal culture and history. The company responded to the complaints over the weekend by saying it was sorry to have upset anyone and

A Tale of Two Storms

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 22:40:11 PST

A Tale of Two Monkeys

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:25:38 PST

It's really really hard to get rid of a monkey infestation. On a completely unrelated note, hey how did the U.S. election go tonight?

Six days to save your country

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 23:26:14 PDT

Six more days, America. On behalf of people who believe in human dignity freedom and prosperity across the world, who have lived under governments which follow President Monkey's socialist ideals and have endured the losses that inevitably stem from that, you have one last chance to save your nation. As Mark Steyn notes, Mitt Romney may not have what it takes to restore America. Barak Obama

There may not be such a thing as "lady smarts" after all

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 14:11:33 PDT

A message for all the whiny feminists who are going on and on about "rape" (which, naturally, includes providing statistics that lump in sexual congress the woman later decides she didn't 'mean' to agree to):

@bcbluecon @Renegford @HKStrategies @carter_AB @JohnnyJesus @SheilaGunnReid @DavidEbner

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:30:44 PDT

There's currently a minor movement by some Conservative tweeters to have the mildly retarded and highly offensive Stephen Carter fired from his job with Hill & Knowlton Strategies. Speaking as somebody who: a) Wouldn't yell "stop" if he saw a bus careening towards Carter and b) Has a regular job in which he doesn't want to have a boss constantly called every time somebody is offended online

Who Fact Checks the Fact Checkers?

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 14:09:35 PDT

PolitiFact has a hilarious article "fact checking" a Paul Ryan statement to Congress in 2011:They pointed to several documents that shed light on the claim. One was the CBO’s analysis of Ryan’s own budget "roadmap," published in early 2010. The report compared Ryan’s proposal to a CBO model that takes the current baseline budget numbers and adjusts them to account for a number of policy changes,

A monkey never sees a monkey in the mirror

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 00:08:05 PDT

Huffington Post last month showed us a bunch of celebrities who are shilling for President Monkey's re-election. What on earth do they see in hi--oh, nevermind. I know what they see in him. Of course, that's all they see, and it's why he should be turfed next month: so we don't have to endure more comments like this: My God he has so many more [supporters].There are many who have given dinners

The only good news about the 2012-2013 NHL lockout

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 19:24:47 PDT

Question: Can a girl wearing only panties and an Oilers jersey ever not be hot? Answer: No, not really. You can watch the video below... Or you can watch this (better) lockout song, tragically though, no hot hot Vicki Shae:

Happy Columbus Day, America

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 14:08:13 PDT