The Third Edge of the Sword

Some people just aren't worth minimum wage

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 12:34:21 PDT

And thanks to Red Redford, their numbers are poised to grow... EDMONTON — Albertans who are paid minimum wage will get a 35-cent raise in the fall, the province announced Thursday. The hourly rate will rise to $9.75 per hour from $9.40, moving Alberta’s minimum wage from the lowest in the country to the second-lowest. Those who serve liquor and receive tips will not get a raise; their hourly

Three days after I get back from the States, they do this...

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:07:00 PDT

The Canadian government has increased the duty-free limits for Canadians visiting the U.S.. No change, sadly, to the ridiculously low booze limits.

The Race to Replace a Monkey with a Mormon

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Thu, 31 May 2012 01:33:23 PDT

With Mitt Romney officially secured over Ron Paul (sorry Ronulans) as the Republican nominee, the 2012 U.S. Presidential Race is now in full swing. So let's kick it off with a song, shall we?

Peas in a (highly armoured) Pod

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Wed, 30 May 2012 13:09:00 PDT

Mark Steyn on Robert Kagan's new book:Kagan would counter that America won what he calls "the war that never happened," the one with the Soviet Union, but, given the way the others turned out, it is perhaps just as well it never happened. A great scholar of the American way of war, he's fascinated with every aspect except victory. "The United States remains unmatched. It is far and away the most

Enjoy having these psychotic weirdos join your Union, Europe!

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Wed, 30 May 2012 05:15:57 PDT

Now, farmers in southeast Turkey appear to have uncovered the latest Israeli plot against Turkey, one that turns tiny birds into flapping spies. As the Turkish daily HaberTurk first reported, a group of villagers near the city of Gaziantep discovered a small dead bird (from a breed known as the European Bee Eater) with a metal band around its leg that read "Israel." As if that wasn't suspicious

Razzano def Williams

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Wed, 30 May 2012 04:58:34 PDT

Just our luck that Serena Williams, one of the most prominent blights on the face of Women's Tennis, ends up losing in the first round (a first for her) to Virginie Razzano at Roland Garros. Why is it an unlikely break? Because Razzano has managed to become the one female tennis star in the world today who's actually uglier than Serena (don't worry, I won't include a photo). Instead, admire

Bring on President Palin

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Mon, 28 May 2012 10:29:00 PDT

A Florida police shooting may be a sign of the zombie apocalypse. Again, only one thing will save us all...

And you thought faggot marriages were stupid

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Mon, 28 May 2012 08:36:00 PDT

Hey, didn't we just used to call this Spinster-hood? Bonus The Onion style headline: "Area man consummates his self marriage up to 12 times per week".

Amy Who?

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sun, 27 May 2012 10:22:18 PDT

The EuroTrip Drinking Game

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sun, 27 May 2012 09:36:29 PDT

You just know somebody'd had to make it Slightly related: Don't even think of having a Hunt for Red October drinking game and not using vodka.

Coming up on a very special episode of Glee:

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sat, 26 May 2012 10:42:23 PDT

The school choir does a tribute to Edwin Starr:War, huh, yeah What is it good for Keeping our fathers employed Say it again, y'all

Super Morphing Outer Space Fucking Robots

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sat, 05 May 2012 06:07:00 PDT

You should probably be sitting down for the last five minutes of this episode of Half In the Bag:

It's a great big universe landmass

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Fri, 04 May 2012 03:40:00 PDT

Global Brief argues that Canada should be a country of 100 million people.So, uh, what would they do? The article calls for a lot of them to be soldiers: presumably peacekeeping forces being pot-shotted at by tin-pot African dictators. But we've seen that they can't be involved in oilsands, or manufacturing, or financial services without incurring the wrath of the leftwing political elite.What's

Google understands even if you mistype fhwthjifj5uehtur

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 01 May 2012 11:12:00 PDT

Yes that's right, if you type "Ednibtib Weather" into Google, it understands that you had your right hand one letter over for the entire word, and comes up with the correct answer:

Tottenham's finest?

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:45:00 PDT

Wow, you mean I can open for you, guy I've never heard of? No matter how many times I watch this, I just keep hearing "send me something with heart, send me something with passion, and the slut's yours".

Airmiles FAIL

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:25:01 PDT

Failure #1: When you get an email from Airmiles, you can select to go to Airmiles.ca directly from the email. Inexplicably, there's no way to log onto your account at Airmiles.ca from the email.Failure #2: Read this disclaimer carefully:So your bonus Airmiles (say, with a coupon) don't show up until long after you've forgotten ever using the coupon. That's messed up.

Where are they now?

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:48:00 PDT

An update from this 2007 blogpost featuring two young girls in revealing bathing suits that were featured in the Edmonton SUN. (Cosh's link only shows the barest of sights, the SUN's link has long since died).Well, Krista Eymundson of Edmonton was 21 at the time. Today, Krista joined us middle of 2011 for some urgently needed secretarial help but very quickly was infected by the Unirope 'wire

Back Off, Get Your Own Sandwich

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 06:48:26 PDT

Stabbing is our thing, Calgary. You already have Stampede Divorces, and we've been nice enough to let you keep that without any Fringe or Klondike Days pregnancy bumps. So can you just let us keep the stabbing thing, please?

This never would have happened if we had a male Premier

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 11:30:35 PDT

Seven people are dead, following a head-on crash that shutdown Highway 63 near Wandering River, Friday afternoon. Wood Buffalo RCMP were called to the scene sometime after 1pm Friday. Investigators say two pick-up trucks slammed into each other killing six people, and leaving three others with serious or critical injuries. The three injured, including a female teen and a young boy, were flown

My God, It's Full of Stars High Draft Picks

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:50:54 PDT

The City of Edmonton today released their plans for a possible new downtown arena in Edmonton. The designs look very out-of-place with everything else in the area, which speaks to Sleazy Mandel's vision of crazy architecture to slowly turn Edmonton into that city from the opening sequence of the movie Serenity. With stabbings. Of course, its odd that all the scenes seem to be in the summer.

The Second Most Offensive Oreo Ad This Month

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:33:00 PDT

Right after "Oreos are dark on the outside but white inside. Just like George Zimmerman.

Adolf Hitler is an awesome writer

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:26:17 PDT

From the Washington Post: "German state prepares for “Mein Kampf” copyright expiryWhile “Mein Kampf” isn’t actually banned in Germany, Bavaria has over the years used its ownership of the copyright to block publication. But it acknowledges it won’t be able to once the copyright expires, 70 years after the author’s death. Bavaria’s finance minister, Markus Soeder, said the idea of a version

After 3 1/2 years of Hope and Change, surprising its not Mad Monkey Disease

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:29:50 PDT

Stephen Harper's far too nice. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency said Tuesday that the latest finding would not affect trade between the US and Canada. Turning R-CALF's own medicine against them would be pretty sweet, wouldn't it?

If its an NDP civil war, bank on the side in favour of privately held firearms

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:39:26 PDT

How divisive and damaging to the NDP brand will Thomas Mulcair be?Bruce Hyer has quit the federal New Democrats, electing to sit as an Independent member of Parliament, weeks after being at odds with his party about the end of the long-gun registry. The decision by one of the party's northern Ontario MPs marks the second time this year the federal NDP has suffered a resignation from its caucus,

The Vancouver Canucks second round starts when the previous foursome finishes their putts

noreply@blogger.com (Feynman and Coulter's Love Child) — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:25:56 PDT

In an event almost as exciting as the first day of Christmas, Yahoo PuckDaddy has posted this season's Vancouver Canucks post-playoff eulogy. Highlight of this year's: Poor Roberto Luongo, who lost two games in this series and will almost certainly be shipped out of town this summer, but hooray for Cory Schneider, who lost two games in this series and will be sticking around. One day, he may